A minor, nay, major headcanon of mine that desired to be written. Sorry the prologue's so short, but I need to get you hooked. M for language and some later chapters.

A series of crossovers and fusions, mostly literary. Check the headings for characters and pairings. Updated 9: Gilbert and Sullivan Singalong

John Watson knew the people in his life twice. Not in some mystical sense but at two different points in time when they were very different people. sequel is up.

If you had one last phone call to make, and one last breath to draw.. Who would you call? Slightly dark, and it's not a happy story. Not at all. Established Sherlock/Molly relationship :)

No one said having a relationship with Sherlock would be easy.

Something is wrong with John, and the reason is small. About the size of a four year old.

Sherlock's sociopathic antics are setting John on edge, but that'll change soon. Not Johnlock, Pre-Reichenbach. Hey you, you should read this.

Sequel to "Form and Function," in which the boys first did the deed. John thinks nothing much will change now that they've had sex. Sherlock is skeptical. But he finds his ignorance on the subject intolerable, so of course he has to investigate. Mostly smut, a little angst, and a bit of fluff. What do you call that? Smuffst?

Sherlock's been back for some time, but John is still dealing with some residual separation anxiety (You don't just bounce back from a psychological trauma like that). I prescribe smut for his condition. There is angst, sexting, masturbation, fucking, and wuv, in that order. And for anyone who liked my fic "Happiness Is A Warm Gun," there is just 1 short paragraph of gun kink.

A story, a drabble, a thought, an idea, a snippet, a one-shot everyday for every day in the month of January.

AU John needs a new phone that doesn't bend time, risk his life, and have a man on the other end who claims to be the world's greatest detective, except that he can't figure out how he accidentally called Dr. Watson instead of his brother. Slash.

"Sherlock Holmes was a coward. Sherlock Holmes was a fraud. Sherlock Holmes was dead. He wasn't a consulting detective anymore. He was a fugitive. Today marked the beginning of a new life for the detective. A life of living on the streets and hunting down men... And he hated it already." Will include all characters. Mainly Sherlock's POV.

"Don't go again. I need you." Sherlock strained and gasped on the words as he weakly tried to pull John back towards the bed. "Stay." One-shot. Can be read as friendship or Pre-Johnlock. Better title needed.

Post season 2. John keeps making one too many. Wrote for a tumblr request.

a prompt fill for Lily is Wholocked. Sherlollyishness...more or less a friendship piece. rating is for language!

Based off a post on tumblr. Post reinbach. Sherlock proposes to John... *I do not own any of the characters*

Molly, John, Jim, Anderson e Irene con varias copas... Regalo para paradice-cream ¡Muchas felicidades!

Set after The Reichenbach Fall. It's been three years since Sherlock's "death", John is trying to cope with Sherlock's death. Until.. Rated K ! :3 Read and review? :P Ps: I'm sorry if it's not updates often enough.. WRITERS BLOCK!

"I just wanted to see Sherlock, clean of blood, eyes shut, and stroke his hair and tell him how much I already missed him. And then going back to my bed, cry a little and sleep. It wasn't a big deal." Pre-slash.

It's Sherlock and John's first Christmas as a couple, and despite of Sherlock's dislike for the holiday, John hopes they'll have a perfect Christmas together. Only everything goes to hell when Sherlock returns home high. Merry Christmas, indeed. Tw: drug use. ATTENTION: Chapter 1 has been slightly edited. Feel free to let me know if there's been some improvement x

John regresa a casa para encontrar a Sherlock viendo peliculas de adolescentes. Sherlock acaba preguntandole a John por su primera vez.¡Regalo para Paradice-cream!

John Watson find himself strangely attracted to Sherlock Holmes, he has only seen him a couple of times in the library, but that does not seem to matter. Things go down (you have been warned).

One Shot. Sherlock destroza el suéter de John, John pierde la bufanda de Sherlock, le pedirán ayuda cada quien por su parte a la señora Hudson, pero no contaban con que ella les pudiera voltear el juego. Regalo de cumpleaños para Paradice-cream. Slash Johnlock.

It's been over a year since Sherlock and John met and have been living together ever since. But only a few days ago Sherlock finally realised with his 'great' mind that he was in fact in love with John. The only thing getting in his way was John's persistence that he was straight, not gay! All Sherlock needed to do was get a plan together to seduce John Watson.

when lestrade walks in on a disturbing site and asks the question. (what it says in the title)