So these are real texts that me and a friend sent each other in the roles of Sherlock and John. I'm John, she's Sherlock. I'm posting these for entertainment value and for fun - so it's not serious. MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS FOR REICHENBACH!

Life was the happiest it could be. Sherlock solved another case, John was content with life and with Sherlock. That all changed in a heartbeat.

Something a little different! A series of unrelated Short Stories named in order of J.O.H.N.L.O.C.K. - Rated M - seriously happy endings ensue! This is unashamed Johnlock - if this doesn't float your boat please do not read.

Post-Reichenbach. Jedyne, co pozostaje Johnowi, to oczyścić imię przyjaciela. Miniaturka

To help Sherlock go to his quiet place John rolls the dice. Warnings for BDSM, cross dressing, M/M sex

Sherlock's thoughts as he watches John in the cemetery.

Young Hamish Watson-Holmes creates a crime scene out of his stuffed animals.

Meses después del suicidio de Sherlock, John trata de seguir con su vida. Hasta que le llega una carta.

Because he is bored Sherlock ends up watching TV and starts thinking about the relationship between John and himself. Fluff

The Holmes boys growing up. All the way until Sherlock rejects his brother's help after a big mistake... Abuse Warning

The police raid Sherlock's appartment looking for drugs. Sherlock is not happy. Not happy at all :)

Mycroft's betrayal Kid!Sherlock Abuse Warning

What happens when a strange woman appears in John Watson's flat, claiming to know of the Holmes'. Post-Richenbach, Sherlock/OFC

After the storm, you always need someone to fall back onto. John/Molly friendship.

Mycroft could not have done it. His strength lay in connections, not sacrifice. In submission, Sherlock was a stronger man than he. Post-Reichenbach, and a Mycroft character study. Oneshot.

Sherlock leaves silent farewell. John/Sherlock slash implied. Disclaimer: BBC's. I gain nothing from doing this.

When one lived with Sherlock Holmes the definition of a 'quiet night in' became a very different thing indeed. Contains blood and home surgery.

John's attempt to get Sherlock out of the house for a normal day of normal chores doesn't quite go to plan.

Mycroft addresses his addiction to umbrellas. Sherlock finds it, most entertaining. ONESHOT. Set when the Holmes brothers are in their teens. General fluff, humour and umbrellaness. No spoilers, no slash.

Sherlock hates being bored. He loves to experiment. Lastly, as Mycroft put it: He does love to grandstand. At eight years old, Sherlock Holmes was already showing signs of his rather eccentric personality - much to his family's amusement and chagrin.

If you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with. Sarah/Molly

In which Sherlock and John already know each other, and how Scotland Yard finds out.

Sherlock had been a little nervous around John the days leading up to it. And when it does happen in the dead of night, John was thoroughly surprised.

When a string of events occur, with nothing but a black, raven's feather as the lead, Sherlock may just find that this will be his hardest, and possibly last, case yet. But isn't that what makes it fun? Rating may change in the future... No Slash...

Following the 'death' of his friend, John Watson finds solstice in someone unexpected. It was just chance he ran into Sebastian Moran. Rated M for sexual content.