A random oneshot series, basically cleaning out my hard drive. Written off prompts, and musings. Updated sporadically. No slash.

909-word pre-Sherlock/John one-shot. Sherlock has the flu and is drunk, Mycroft visits, John eavesdrops. Rated T for themes, innuendoes and implied alcohol use. Probably my best so far. Review please? :D

Title is sort of a pun on the plot. 254-word pre-Sherlock/John oneshot and Lestrade in the background for comic relief. Rated T for themes. Bordering on crackfiction. Review please? :D

In which Mrs. Hudson's niece, Laura Devereux, comes to live with her and meets her upstairs renters.

Two Sherlock's. Two John's. Two universes that just so happened to collide. It's all mix-and-match this Thursday I suppose. Warning: Mild to moderate language and pre-slash/slash.

What happens when a bomb in Bookworld flings BBC Sherlock's John into the world of fan fiction? What will happen? Why is Sherlock a woman, and Mycroft a fish? Will he be able to get back to his script? More importantly, will he want to? Meta Crack fic.

John Watson handles his post-traumatic stress disorder 99% of the time. He goes to work, follows Sherlock on crazy adventures, makes food, buys milk, and fights with evil check out machines. 99% of the time he is a functional human being with a life...

John is forced to be a servant for his evil stepfather and stepsiblings. Prince Sherlock is being forced to get married and has three days to pick his bride. Who will he pick? John/Sherlock slash rating may go up. one talking mouse but I have good reason

Sherlock's demons finally catch up with him and they are ripping his ever so brilliant mind to pieces. Can John save Sherlock from himself? T for contemplation of suicide, refrences to drugs, but more to be safe.

Three linked vignettes, filling the prompts Beginnings, Middles, and Ends. Fits into my Operating System universe.

A look at the relationship between Sherlock and Mycroft. Rating for implied drug use only.

A quick cracky one-shot. Lestrade insists Sherlock and John are involved in the Haunted House on Halloween for charity. Of course, Sherlock is a little more than reluctant to join in on the festivities...

A terrible car accident shakes up the lives of John and Sherlock, seriously affecting both of their siblings, in a way that will test the strength of their friendship.

Sherlock is bored and decides that alcohol is a good distraction.

When John demonstrates his fighting skills on a counterfeiting case, Sherlock is suddenly overcome with desires he never expected. Desperate for comments please!

We are what we read, aren't we?

John comes to terms with the aftermath of the pool explosion

Is Sherlock crazy? Or cursed? Шерлок безумен? Или проклят?

A teenage girl coming back from vacation. An army doctor coming back from war. A plane ride and a spontaneous conversation. And suddenly, John Watson has someone to welcome him home.

Future AU. Because war between two planets Sherlock is John's slave. Фантастическое АУ. Земляне воюют с представителями другой цивилизации, пленные попадают в рабство. Шерлок раб Джона.

Sherlock don't picked up the phone and John is killed. Violence, preslash. Шерлок не берёт трубку, и Джона убивают. Насилие, преслэш.

Sherlock and John are both impossible to live with, unless they are living together. Short scenes examining this. Slash toward the end, not even slightly graphic. Warnings for mild violence.

Parce qu'entre eux ça ne pouvait que mal finir. Lestrade/Moriarty. Deathfic.

Fluffy 285-word one-shot with implied Sherlock/John. Sherlock ponders John's name. Review please? :D

Sherlock and John go out to dinner for a case. Shenanigans ensue, squid is almost eaten, pianos are played, and maybe some crime will be solved if they have the time.