"Yo! We're coming to you live from Camp Wawanakwa, somewhere in Muskoka, Ontario. I'm your host, Chris Mclean. Dropping season one of the hottest new reality show on television right now! Here's the deal, Thirty Four campers have signed up to spend eight weeks right here at this crummy old summer camp. They'll compete in challenges against each other. Then have to face the judgment of their fellow campers. Every three days, one team will either win a reward, or watch one of their team member's walk down the dock of shame. Take a ride on the loser boat and leave Total Drama Island, for good." Chris introduces.
We then cut to the campfire area where Chris holds a stick with a marshmallow.
"Their fate will be decided here, at the dramatic campfire ceremonies where each week, all but one camper will receive a marshmallow. In the end, only one will be left standing and will be rewarded with cheesy tabloid fame and a small fortune, which let's face it, they'll probably blow in a week. To survive, they'll have to battle. Black flies. Grizzly bears. Disgusting camp food and each other." Chris continues.
"Every moment will be caught on one of the hundreds of cameras situated all over the camp. Who will crumble under the pressure? Find out here right now on... Total Drama Island." Chris finishes.
(After the theme song)
"Welcome back to Total Drama Island. All right, it's time to meet our first campers. We told them they'd all be staying at a five star resort, so if they seem a little T. , that's probably why. Beth, what's up?" Chris says as a boat pulls up with Beth in it.
"It's so incredulous to meet you. Wow, you're much shorter in real life." Beth comments happily as she waves to the camera.
"Uh, thanks." Chris says weirded out.
"DJ." Chris introduces as a boat pulls up with DJ in it.
"Yo, Chris Mclean. How's it going? Hey, you sure you got the right place here? Where's the hot tub at?" DJ greets the host.
"Yo dawg this is it, Camp Wawanakwa." Chris explains happily.
"Hmph looked a lot different on the application form." DJ muttered looking around.
Another boat pulled up with a teenage girl named Gwen.
"Hey Gwen what's up." Chris greets the goth girl.
"You mean we're staying here?" Gwen asked incredulously.
"No, you're staying here. My crib is an airstream with A.C. That-a-way." Chris explains with a smile on his face.
"I did not sign up for this." Gwen proclaims angrily.
"Actually you kinda did." Chris argued with a smirk holding up a contract.
"Ugh fine, I'll stay." Gwen huffed.
"Good choice." Chris said.
Another boat showed up with a teenage boy named Geoff.
"Chris Mclean! 'Sup man! It's an honor to meet you, man!" Geoff greeted happily.
"The Geoff-Ster. Welcome to the island, man." Chris welcomed the party dude.
"Thanks, man." Geoff said with glee.
"They say man one more time, I'm gonna puke." Gwen said, crossing her arms.
"Everybody, this is Lindsay." Chris introduced Lindsay who got off the next boat to everyone.
"Hiiiiiii! Okay, you look so familiar." Lindsay beamed.
"I'm Chris McLean the host of the show." Chris explained to the ditzy blonde.
"Oh that's where I know you from." Lindsay said happily.
Another boat shows up with a teenage girl named Heather in sunglasses.
"Heather." Chris introduced.
Beth, DJ and Lindsay looked in fear at Heather while Gwen crossed her arms in disinterest and Geoff walked to Heather.
"Yo dudette I'm Geoff and I guess we're your new friends for the next 8 weeks." Geoff introduces oblivious to the fact Heather was glaring.
"Wonderful." Heather replied sarcastically.
Suddenly everyone heard rock music and turned to see a teenager Duncan with his foot on a beatbox heading torwards the campgrounds on a boat.
Duncan then jumped off the boat and looked at his surroundings with a sneer.
"Duncan dude, glad you could make it." Chris said happily not caring about the gaze Duncan was giving him.
"I don't like surprises." Duncan said threateningly, holding up a fist.
"Yeah you're parole officer warned me about that dude. He also told me to give him a holler anytime and have you returned to juvie." Chris explained with a smirk.
"Okay then." Duncan sniffs with a smirk.
"Meet you at the campfire gorgeous." Duncan flirts with Heather.
"Drop dead you skeeze." Heather exclaimed angrily.
"Ladies and gentleman Tyler." Chris introduces Tyler as Tyler water skis across the island before tripping and landing on the dock making the other campers cringe.
"Wicked wipe out man." Chris calls out making Tyler give a thumbs up.
Chris then hears loud breathing and turns to see a teenager named Harold peering over Chris himself.
"So, you mean this show is at a crappy summer camp and not on some big stage or something?" Harold questions.
"You got it." Chris confirms.
"Yes! That is so much more favorable to my skills." Harold cheers to himself.
"Contestant Number Ten is Trent." Chris introduces the teenager named Trent to the others.
"Hey, good to meet you man. Saw you on that figure skating show. Nice work, man." Trent compliments.
"Hey, thanks man. I knew I rocked that show." Chris says happily.
"I saw that! One of the guys dropped his partner on her head. So they got immunity that week." Beth explains to the campers.
"Luccckyy. I hope I get dropped on my head." Lindsay exclaims.
"So this is it?" Trent asks as he looks around the campgrounds and sees his fellow campers.
"Alright then." Trent shrugs as he walks up to the dock next to Gwen as he smiles at her which she turns away from until she secretly smiles back.
Another teenage girl shows up named Bridgette with her surfboard.
"Hey, what's up." Bridgette greeted.
"All right Bridgette is here." Chris introduces.
"Nice board this ain't Malibu honey." Duncan smirks.
"I thought we were going to be on a beach." Bridgette explains.
"We are." Chris says as the camera cuts to the beach where a bird is caught in the trash.
"Great." Bridgette sighs, clearly upset.
"Hey guys." Bridgette asks the contestants.
"Hey I'm Geoff." Geoff introduces himself.
Bridgette puts her board down and introduces herself.
"What's up." Bridgette said happily.
"Hi I'm Beth." Beth introduces happily.
"Hi Beth." Bridgette waves.
"Okay we all met surfer girl, can we get on with the show please?" Heather exclaims.
"Looks like someone missed their double cappuccino macchiato this morning." Duncan jokes.
"Get bent." Heather says angrily.
"Our next camper is Noah." Chris introduces Noah.
"You got my memo about my life threatening allergies?" Noah asked pessimistically.
"Pretty sure someone did." Chris shrugged.
"Good. Is this where we're staying?" Noah asked.
"No, it's your mother's house and we're throwing a party." Duncan sarcastically commented with a smirk.
"Cute. Nice piercings, original. Do them yourself?" Noah asks with pessimism.
Duncan then grabs Noah's lip angrily. "Yeah you want one?"
"No thanks can I have my lip back please?" Noah asks, making Duncan let go of Noah's lip. "Thanks."
"What's up, ya'll? Leshawna's in the house." Leshawna then shows up with a smirk high fiving Chris. "Yo baby, hey how you doing? How's it going? Feel free to quit now, save yourself the trouble cause I came to win."
Harold gasps in awe at Leshawna.
"All right, campers introducing Katie and Sadie." Chris introduces the two girls who were in the same boat.
Katie and Sadie then walk onto the dock. "Oh my gosh, Sadie look! It's a summer camp." Katie says happily.
"Okay! I always wanted to go to summer camp. Eeee!" Sadie squealed.
Another boat shows up with a teenager named Ezekiel in it.
"Ezekiel! What's up, man?" Chris said.
"I think I see a bird." Ezekiel said looking upwards.
Duncan laughs at what he heard.
"Okay, look dude. I know you don't get out much, been homeschooled your whole life, raised by freaking prairie people, just don't say much and try not to get kicked off too early. Okay." Chris tells Ezekiel.
"Yes sir." Ezekiel salutes.
"That's just wow." Gwen says in shock.
Another boat shows up to be Cody.
"Cody! The Codster, the Code Meister!" Chris says pointing finger guns at Cody.
"Dude psyched to be here, man. I see the ladies have already arrived. All right." Cody said happily looking around happily at the girls.
"Eva glad you can make it." Chris said happily as Eva walked off the boat onto the dock.
Cody reaches out to high five Eva before he drops a bag on Cody's foot.
"Ow what's in there dumbbells?" Cody asked incredulously.
"Yes." Eva replied stoically.
"Woohoo! Chris! What's happening? Hahahahaha This is awesome! Woohoo!" Owen cheered.
"Owen, welcome." Chris introduced Owen before Owen gave Chris a hug.
"Awesome to be here man this is just so…" Owen began.
"Awesome." Gwen smirked.
"Yes! Awesome! Wooooo! Are you going to be on my team?" Owen wooted.
"Oh I sure hope so." Gwen rolled her eyes.
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooo!" Owen cheered.
"Put me down Owen." Chris commanded which the big guy obliged.
"Sorry man I'm just so psyched!" Owen cheered.
"Cool, and here comes Courtney." Chris introduces as Courtney shows up in a boat waving to the other campers.
"Thank you. Hi, you must be the other contestants. It's really nice to meet you all." Courtney introduces herself.
Owen shakes hands with Courtney before introducing himself.
"How's it going? I'm Owen." Owen said.
"Nice to meet you, ohhhhh wow." Courtney turns to see another boat with the handsome hunk Justin.
Most of the girls swoon at the model before Justin hops off the boat.
"This is Justin! Welcome to Total Drama Island." Chris said.
"Thanks, Chris. This is great." Justin said fist pumping Chris.
"Just so you know, we picked you based entirely on your looks." Chris explained.
"I can live with that." Justin shrugged happily.
"I like your pants." Owen pointed out as Justin walked ahead.
"Thanks man." Justin said.
"Because they look so worn out. Did you buy them like that?" Owen asked.
"Uh, no. Just had them for a while." Justin explained a bit weirded out.
"Oh cool." Owen said.
"Stupid." Owen said facepalming himself.
"Hey everyone Izzy." Chris said happily looking at the boat Izzy was on.
"Hi, Chris! Hiiiii! Whoa!" Izzy said running off the boat she was on until she tripped and hit her head.
"Woah that was bad." Duncan laughed.
"Guys she could be seriously hurt." Courtney lectures before helping Izzy out of the water, and Izzy shakes the water off her like a dog.
"That felt sooo… Good! Except for hitting my chin. This is summer camp? That is so cool. Do you have paper mache here? Are we eating lunch soon?" Izzy babbles.
"That is a good call!" Owen said happily.
Soon a jockette named Jo was seen on her boat and she jumped off and scowled.
"Jo, nice to meet you." Chris said happily.
Jo then walked over to the cast members.
"Stay outta my way if you value your kiwis." Jo threatened making Owen and Cody cringe in fear.
"Is that a threat because no one threatens Leshawna." Leshawna said angrily.
"Ooh I'm so scared, what are you gonna do shake your fat butt at me." Jo laughed.
"Oh I'll show you." Leshawna began before she and Jo began walking over to each other to start brawling but Bridgette and DJ held Leshawna back while Geoff and Duncan were holding back Jo.
"Oh you want some of this, well come on then." Leshawna glared.
"Alright campers settle down, the next person will arrive any minute now." Chris said.
A boat soon showed up and a redhead with a white tank top named Scott was seen scowling as he showed up.
Scott sniffed the area and smiled, "Not bad at all."
"You're kidding right?" Gwen asked incredulously.
"Hey I come from a farm, this place isn't too shabby in my eyes." Scott smirked as he walked towards the dock.
"That's just, wow." Heather said in disgust.
Soon an Indie Chick named Zoey showed up on the next boat, Zoey stepped on the dock and began speaking.
"Hi I'm Zoey. You must be the other contestants, it's really nice to meet you." Zoey said happily.
"Hi I'm Beth." Beth said happily, shaking Zoey's hand.
"Nice to meet you Beth." Zoey greeted, before they both headed to the dock.
Soon another boat shows up with a skinny boy known as Mike on it.
"Mike everyone." Chris introduces.
Mike steps on the dock "Hi guys I'm Mike. Heh heh."
"Hmm where have I seen this guy? He looks familiar." Duncan muttered to himself.
Soon Mike walked over to the dock and the next boat showed up with Lightning doing a front flip onto the dock.
"Sha-Lightning." Lightning flexed.
"Whoa." Owen and Cody said in awe.
"Lightning everybody." Chris introduces.
"Hope you all are ready to lose because the Lightning comes to win." Lightning said smugly, speaking in the third person.
Everyone rolled their eyes at this as Lightning went to the end of the dock.
Next boat shows up with Brick in it as he grabs his luggage and heads to where Chris is standing.
"Brick, good to see you." Chris smiled.
"Thank you sir, I plan on winning this game sir." Brick said, saluting.
"At ease just head to the end of the dock." Chris told the cadet.
Soon another boat shows up with Dawn on it.
"Greetings Chris McLean, your aura is especially red today. You must have some very tough challenges for us." Dawn said..
"What the- how did you- Dawn everybody." Chris said freaked out as Dawn calmly walked towards the dock, her surprising presence also freaking them out.
Another boat shows up with a girl known as Dakota on it, and she looked pretty happy to be there.
"Hiii I'm Dakota, I'm here to get the fame and the prize of one million dollars." Dakota introduced herself.
"Okay." Chris said weirded out by the introduction.
Soon a paparazzi showed up on a hot air balloon and began taking pictures of Dakota much to her delight.
"Hi fellas, however did you find me?" Dakota asked dramatically.
"Uh we got your text." One of the paparazzi members answered.
"For crying out loud." Chris said angrily "Get out."
Chris then shooed the paparazzi members away and due to fear, they directed their hot air balloon away from the island.
Soon another boat shows up with a tan girl with large poofy hair known as Anne Maria on it, spraying her hair but once she took a look at the island, she was disgusted.
"I thought we were supposed to be in a five star resort." Anne Maria said angrily
"There was a change in plans Anne Maria, please head to the end of the dock." Chris said much to the hairsprayer's chagrin.
After that, a pudgy girl named Staci was next to arrive on a boat and when she stepped on the boat, she smiled at Chris.
"Nice dock, my great great great Aunt Mills invented docks before that people always had to walk on sand." Staci blabbed on and on.
"Staci, welcome." Chris said with an annoyed frown.
Staci walked down to the end of the dock and another boat shows up carrying the scrawny teenage boy in a red hoodie, his name was Cameron.
"Fresh air, a lake, birds." Cameron said happily.
Duncan chuckled at this display.
"Is this guy for real?" Scott asked weirded out.
"Cameron, you seem to be enthusiastic about… everything." Chris said with a raised eyebrow.
"Oh I spent most of my life in a bubble." Cameron explained, "I don't get out much."
"So you're a bubble boy, good to know." Jo laughed.
Cameron walked to the end of the dock in sadness.
Soon another boat shows up with a a male in glasses and had curly hair, this guy was Sam and he was playing on his game guy as he exited the boat before Chris loudly cleared his throat, which got Sam to look up and look amazed at the island in front of him.
"Whoa, Nice Island dude." Sam said.
"Thanks Sam." Chris smirked pridefully, "Alright campers. Now that all of you are here, it's time to head to the camp." Chris told the cast, before leading them to the island itself.
We then cut to everyone at the campfire as Chris began announcing, "This is Camp Wawanakwa, your home for the next eight weeks. The campers sitting around you will be you cabin mates, your competition, and maybe even your friends. Ya dig? The camper who manages to stay on Total Drama Island the longest without getting voted off will win 100,000 dollars. You'll mostly be unsupervised other than myself, the chef, and the interns." Chris explained.
"Excuse me, what will the sleeping arrangements be, because I'd like to request a bunk under her." Duncan said, pointing to Heather.
"They're not co-ed are they?" Heather asked, clearly a bit worried about the sleeping arrangements.
"Don't worry about that, girls get one side of the cabin, boys get the other. Now here's the deal, I'm gonna start splitting you into teams of eleven. If I call your name; stand to the right." Chris spoke up before reading of the names of the campers, "Gwen, Trent, Heather, Cody, Lindsay, Beth, Katie, Owen, Leshawna, Justin, Noah, Dawn, Scott, Lightning, Sam, Dakota, and Staci. From this moment on, you will be officially known as the Screaming Gophers."
"Sha-team!" Lightning raised his arms happily.
"Yeah! We're the Gophers! Woo-hoo!" Owen cheered.
"Wait. What about Sadie?" Katie asked, clearly alarmed.
"The rest of you over there. Geoff, Bridgette, DJ, Tyler, Sadie, Izzy, Courtney, Ezekiel, Duncan, Eva, Harold, Zoey, Mike, Cameron, Jo, Brick, and Anne Maria. You all will be the Killer Bass." Chris said happily as Harold looked in awe at the team name he was given.
"Awesome, it's amazing." Harold spoke up.
"But Katie's a Gopher. I have to be a Gopher." Sadie said in horror, before Bridgette put a hand on her shoulder and smiled comfortingly.
"Sadie is it? Come on, it'll be okay." Bridgette said before leading Sadie to their team.
"This is so unfair! I'll miss you Katie!" Sadie cried out sadly.
"I'll miss you too." Katie waved forlorn as her bestie went to her new team.
"All right, campers, you and your team will be on camera in all public areas during this competition." Chris explains.
Confessional: Chris
"You will also be able to share your innermost thoughts on tape with video diaries anytime you want. Let the audience at home know what you're really thinking. Or just get something off your chest."
Confessional: Gwen
"Um okay…" Gwen began boredly before saying, "So far this sucks."
Confessional: Lindsay
She was facing the wrong way, her back towards the camera, "I don't get it. Where's the camera guy?"
Confessional: Zoey
"Wow, I can't believe I'm here, everybody seems so nice." Zoey began excitedly before growing nervous, "I hope they all like me, I could use a few friends, or friends period. Am I trying too hard? You like me right?" She ended her confession with a desperate smile.
Confessional: Owen
"Hey everyone. Check this out. I have something very important to say." Owen began seriously before farting with a smirk, "Hahahahahahaha."
Confessionals End
"All right. Any questions? Cool. Let's find your cabins. Gophers, you're in the east cabin. Bass, you're in the west." Chris said happily before directing the cast to their new sleeping arrangements.
We then see the girls of the Screaming Gophers settling into their new cabin when Heather rudely commented, "Bunk beds? Isn't this a bit summer camp."
"That's the idea, genius." Gwen snarked as she passed through.
"Ugh. Shut up weird goth girl." Heather grunted back.
"My great great great Aunt Millie invented bunk beds. Before her, people used to sleep on the floor." Staci said happily.
"Ugh. Makes me feel grateful for the fact we at least have beds." Dakota said in disgust.
Cody soon walked in the cabin and spoke up to Gwen, "You're so smart. I feel that."
"Uh, shouldn't you be in the boys' cabin?" Gwen raised an eyebrow at the geek who awkwardly smiled.
One cutaway later and Cody was seen flying out of the cabin, falling flat on the floor.
Dawn soon passed by with a disappointed frown, "I advise you not to go in the girls' cabin next time. It's quite invasive."
"Got it." Cody weakly groaned.
Soon the girls who had settled into the cabins then filed out as Lindsay asked Chris who was passing by, "Where are the outlets? I have to plug in my straightening iron."
"I was just about to ask that actually." Dakota admits.
"There are some in the communal bathrooms. Just across the way." Chris explains.
"Communal bathrooms? But...I'm not Catholic…" Lindsay says confused.
"Not Communion, Communal." Chris corrected.
"It means we shower together." Dakota explains with an annoyed expression.
Lindsay began crying out in sadness which alerted the guys of the Gopher cabin, Owen then decided to make a funny remark, "I'm glad we're in our own cabin with just guys. Know what I mean?"
Scott smirked at Owen teasingly and slyly said, "Oh but of course. If you're really into that." before he walked back inside.
"What?! No! I didn't mean that! I looooove chicks. I just don't wanna sleep near them." Owen smiled nervously before realizing how badly that sounded, "Gah! I mean…"
"It's cool dude. Lightning don't judge." Lightning reassured the fat boy before walking back inside.
We then see the Bass were also heading to the cabin when Mike found himself walking near Zoey.
"So… it's pretty cool that we're competing, right?" Mike decided to comment with a nervous smile.
"Yeah, it really is." Zoey smiled back earnestly, "Your name is Mike, right?"
"That's who I am." Mike nodded in confirmation.
"Well nice to meet you Mike. I look forward to being on the same team." Zoey said happily before heading to the girls' cabin, leaving Mike to look on fondly before a shrill scream was heard in the girl side of the Gopher cabin, causing everyone to check it out.
"Oh man, that girl can scream." Leshawna commented.
We then see Lindsay on a footstool, staring fearfully at the cockroach on the floor.
"What is it? Kill it." Lindsay cried out in terror.
After that, it was a mix of fear and panic as some like Lightning, Leshawna, and Harold tried to step on the cockroach, while others like Heather and Beth jumped onto the top bunk in fear.
Soon the cockroach crawled near Scott's feet, causing the dirt farmer to simply step on the bug and snicker at the scene going on.
"Calm down. It's just a stupid bug." Scott scoffed with a smirk.
Tyler soon walked towards Lindsay and began smiling at her, "If you ever see one of those again, let me know because I can do that for you too."
The two then began smiling and staring into each others' eyes wistfully as Scott rolled his eyes, still smirking, "How adorable. A cliche happening before my eyes."
We then cut to the Mess Hall where Chef Hatchet was cooking food for the campers, all standing in line, "Listen up, I serve three times a day and you will eat it three times a day." The chef spoke sternly.
"Excuse me sir, will we be getting all the major food groups?" Beth asked.
"Yeah because I start wheezing real bad if I don't get enough sugar." Harold explained.
"You'll get a whole lot of shut the heck up." Chef said angrily.
"Have a cow." Scott whispered to Sam who snickered, making Chef angry "What was that, come closer dirt boy I didn't hear you."
"I didn't say anything important." Scott spoke with fear.
"I'm sure you didn't." Chef glowered at Scott as he ran off with his food.
"Yo fat kid give me yo plate." Chef told Sam.
Chef then scooped up a sloppy joe and put it on Sam's burger, Sam looked at the sloppy joe weirdly and walked to his table.
"NEXT!" Chef shouted.
We then see Lindsay and Gwen standing in front of Chef with their trays as Lindsay began complaining.
"Excuse me my nutritionist says I shouldn't eat any white sugar, white flour, or like dairy." Lindsay said, making Chef's eye twitch.
"I doubt that will be a problem." Gwen told the blonde who smiled before walking off and as such, Gwen made her thoughts known to Chef about the food, "Okay. I hate to be predictable and complain on the first day but I think mine just moved."
Chef grabbed a meat tenderizer and smashed the sloppy joe making Gwen recoil in fear.
"Right okay then." Gwen said before leaving to her table.
"How's everything doing here?" Chris asked happily as he entered the building.
"Yo my man, can we order a pizza?" Geoff asked the host.
"What was that?!" Chef asked angrily as he held up a knife, the campers were unsure if that was meant to be threatening or not.
"It's cool G brown slop is cool right guys." Geoff said in fear. The other campers nodded in fear of what would happen to them if they didn't.
"Your first challenge begins in one hour!" Chris says before leaving.
"What do you think they'll make us do?" Cameron asks in fear.
"It's our first challenge, how hard can it be?" DJ said confidently.
We then cut to all the campers on top of a cliff in their swimsuits, below the cliff was the ocean.
"Oh (bleep)." DJ said.
Author's Note: Oh (bleep), indeed. So not much has changed so far for our campers, but it's episode one, I did the best I could. So I basically just combined the green teams and the red teams to make the Gophers and Bass, I do plan to make this as interesting as I possibly can though, so don't worry.
So the campers I decided to cut ended up being Alejandro, Sierra, and B. I cut the World Tour newbies because if I ever decide to make a World Tour of this, they are perfect for that role, while B doesn't even TALK and I needed to cut a male out of the group. It was either him or Lightning, and I felt I had less to lose by keeping Lightning.