The Demon Clan go to the UK

Chapter One

(On a private jet to the UK)

The 'Sandman' was relaxing on his Lear Jet, enjoying some music as the others were either drinking, sleeping, or in Koga's case meditating. They were headed for the UK because his mother had a job for them.

(Flashback: Saotome Big House)

"Well, that job in Tokyo was just too easy." Said Ranma as he walked in with the rest of the 'Clan'. He hung up his trench and the others had walked in behind him. After Sofiya kissed him goodbye and left for Roanapur.

"Well, I'm glad you thought that it was." Said Nodoka as she walked to where they were. "I have another mission for you."

"What's up?" She handed him a file, "Well let's see who's our next target." He opened it up.

Name: Potter, Harry James

Age: 15

Mission: Retrieval

Mission pay: $500 million, alive

Extra Missions: Petunia Dursley nee Evans ($50 Million, dead), Vernon Dursley ($100 million, dead), Dudley Dursley ($50 million, dead)

There was a picture of Harry as well, he had black hair and green eyes. He was really thin as well. "Okay, who's paying us, and why are we bringing him here? Because I'm guessing he's coming here?" Asked Ranma, and just then they heard a voice.

"Well, don't you want to see your nephew?" It was a beautiful redhead, she was in all white like an angel. A mini dress, stockings, calf-high boots, and a blouse. She also had green eyes, and Ranma just stared at her.

"Sis?" He said the rest of the team was in shock.

"SIS?" They said Lily got up walked right to him and hugged him tightly. She was so happy to see him. Nodoka smiled at the scene as well, she knew that they were siblings and that Zeus was their father. She wasn't going to separate them from each other.

"So, you want me to bring Harry back?" She nodded, "alright. I'm surprised that you would even pay us for the job."

"I had to find some way for you to do it." She said.

(End flashback)

So that is where we are now. "We are about to land at Heathrow, get ready." Said the pilot.

"Well, let's go to work." He said, so they got off the jet and headed out to a car that was waiting for them. "Siegfried," he tossed the driver the keys. "You know what to do." So everyone got into the vehicle and took off.

(Number 4 Privet Drive)

Once the car pulled up to the house, there were beings there getting ready to attack. Ranma rolled his eyes, "here we go again." He pulled out his weapons and they all started to go crazy on them. After the last of them fell, a young man came over with an old woman and dragged a pudgy boy.

"Who are you?" asked the woman.

"Are you Harry Potter?" Asked Ranma.

"Uh yeah," he said.

"Good, we need to talk." So they walked into the house with Ranma and Siegfried carrying the pudgy boy into the house. The boy's parents were not happy.

"DUDLEY!" Screamed the father, "WHAT DID YOU FREAKS DO TO HIM?"

"Nothing," said Ranma. "If anything, we helped him." The father swung at Ranma but, Ranma dodged, grabbed his arm, and judo-flipped him to the floor. He was about to get up when there were weapons pointed at his head. "I came here to pick up my nephew, saved him from some monsters, even saved a 'heh' innocent bystander from those same monsters and THIS is the thanks I get?"

"No One Asked For Your Help! Chink!" Ranma's shot was inches from the father's ear.

"JAP, YOU ARSEHOLE!" He said, "Don't get me wrong some of my best friends are 'Chinks' but if you are going to use racial slurs, get it right."

"Boss," said Koga.

"Oh yeah, we're here for a reason. Chris?" Just then the subtle tones of 'Judas' started to play and the family started to pale. This was the 'Sandman', one of Interpol's top fifteen most wanted men. "What have I become, now that I've betrayed. Everyone I've ever loved, I pushed them all away. And I have been a slave to the Judas in my mind. Is there something left for me to save. In the wreckage of my life, my life.

I'm becom-, I'm becom-, I'm becoming. I'm becom-, I'm becom-, I'm becoming.

Judas in, Judas in my mind

I'm becom-, I'm becom-, I'm becoming. I'm becom-, I'm becom-, I'm becoming. Judas in, Judas in my mind." He sang that was when they got scared. Because they knew what came next.

Sure enough, the father, mother, and son had a bullet in their foreheads. "Judas in my mind!" He sang, "Koga takes pictures everyone else clean up. Operation: 45," they nodded. "Harry, we need to talk."

"You Just Killed My Family!" He said.

"They weren't your biological family."

"What do you mean?"

"I'm your uncle kid," Ranma pulled out a recent picture of Harry's mother. "That is my sister."

"That's my mother! She's alive?"

"Yeah, pretty much."

"But how?"

"We're demigods."

"Demigods?"

"Um-hmm, we were hired to bring you to her." Harry was speechless, "So get packed and ready to go. Trust me, you'll see her." So reluctantly, Harry got packed and ready to go.

Meanwhile, Ranma walked out of the house to the sight of Lucky standing over a man in all black with greasy hair and a big nose that was gushing blood thanks to Lucky hitting him with his lucky Shillelagh. Ranma sighed,

"What happened?"

"This bastard wanted te know why we were here." He said Ranma shook his head.

"Get ready, we're taking the kid with us," then he saw the man's wand. "Is that his wand?"

"Yeah."

"Give it to me, I gots me an idea." So he took it and used the killing curse on the family and after Harry got out with Hedwig, Ranma used it to create fiendfyre to burn the house down. "That should do it. Let's go." So they headed back to Heathrow. Then he sang again, "You are beautiful on the inside. You are innocence personified. And I will drag you down and sell you out. Run away."