A/N: What's up, everybody? It's October, so that means another round of spooktacular stories, more accurately a four-part saga of a dark mystery at UA. Will Deku and Todoroki solve the mystery? Or will they be headed for an early grave?

On this particular Tuesday, Todoroki was in UA's library, obsessively poring over a stack of books. While she never considered herself a hardcore bookworm, today was a day when she heard a certain rumor and had taken it upon herself to investigate. At one point, Deku took notice of this:

"Shoko, what's with all of the books?"

"Well, I heard about something known as 'the Ghost of UA High', and I became intensely curious about it, so I decided to read more about it."

Deku stroked his chin. "'The Ghost of UA High'…I've heard of this before. Wasn't that where a student died under mysterious circumstances?"

Todoroki nodded. "On Halloween night in 1977, a student's body was discovered on the school grounds, horribly mutilated. The police chalked it up as a murder, but were unable to pin it on a suspect, so the case remained unsolved, and to this day, the student's ghost is said to inhabit the school."

Deku scratched his head. "Weird, in all my time at this school, I've never seen or even heard anything eerie." He smiled. "But, now that we're in the library, that reminds me…"

"What?"

Deku leaned closer to Todoroki. "Wanna come to my dorm later on and play 'Sexy Librarian'? I'd love to know what the penalty for an overdue book is."

Todoroki scratched her head. "I don't get it. What's so sexy about librarians? Also, I believe you have to pay a few yen per day for an overdue book." She smiled. "Although, if you were interested in inviting me to your dorm, I had some kinky fetishes that I wanted to explore…"

Deku smiled nervously. "Thanks, but judging by the look in your eyes, those don't sound like anything I'd enjoy!"

"I understand. If you just wanna make out and feel me up, I'd love that, too!"

Deku gave a thumbs up. "OK!"

Later on, after the day's classes were done and the sun was going down, the students of Class 1-A were gathered in the common area of the dorms, lights off, telling ghost stories. At the moment, it was Kirishima's turn, and he shined a flashlight under his chin as he told his bit:

"…and then, the boogey monster ate his pajamas! They were never seen again. They say he still goes around, eatin' people's pajamas…your pajamas might even be next!"

Kaminari couldn't contain his fright anymore, and he yelped as he jumped out of his chair:

"Don't scare me like that, Kirishima! I love my pajamas; they're so soft and fluffy!"

Even David the dog whimpered in fear. Jiro, however, burst out laughing.

"WHY IS THAT SO FUNNY!?" yelled Kaminari.

Jiro had covered her mouth. "I'm sorry, I can't get over how freakin' stupid you sound getting scared of a pajama monster!"

Todoroki shook her head. "I don't get it, either, but since it's my turn now, I have one that'll scare the shit out of all of you."

Kacchan crossed his arms. "Oh, what's this one gonna be about, the Abominable Snowman?"

Todoroki took the flashlight from Kirishima. "Even worse. Have you heard of the Ghost of UA High?"

"That sounds made-up, too."

"Actually, that sounds familiar," said Tokoyami. "Do tell, Todoroki."

"OK, so for this one, we travel back to Halloween night on 1977. On that fateful night, the bloodied, mutilated corpse of a student was found on the school ground. Not only were the police never able to find a suspect, but the only way they were even able to identify the remains was through dental records. Since then, spooky, unexplained happenings have occurred at the school: inexplicable power outages, messages written in blood on the windows and bathroom mirrors throughout the school, voices whispering Satanic messages, a mysterious fog…"

Ashido snatched the flashlight from Todoroki. "ENOUGH! That story is TOO SCARY!"

"I agree with Ashido," said Tsu. "I'm all for scary stories, but you're taking it too far, ribbit."

"Not to mention that one was really messed-up," said Jiro.

Kirishima had a serious look on his face. "I mean, I like slasher movies and all, but this 'true horror' stuff is a bit much."

"I don't know; I thought that was a most fascinating story," said Tokoyami.

"Perhaps you did, but I must object to blood and gore!" said Iida.

Todoroki shrugged. "What?"

Later on, Todoroki snuck into Deku's dorm, and as she promised, they started making out and feeling each other up.

"Oh Deku, you're so naughty!"

"Speak for yourself, you bad girl!"

Todoroki giggled. "Give it to me!"

Suddenly, Deku and Todoroki's little makeout session was interrupted by a loud, girlish scream.

"What was that!?" said Todoroki.

"I think that was Ashido!"

Deku and Todoroki scrambled to get their clothes back on, and they hurried to where they thought the scream came from. Naturally, the scream had attracted the rest of Class 1-A. When Deku and Todoroki came to the source of the scream, they found that it had come from one of the girls' bathrooms, and sure enough, Ashido was curled up on the floor in the fetal position.

"Ashido, what's wrong?" said Deku.

"RED RUM! RED RUM!"

"'Red rum'?" Todoroki scratched her head. "I don't get it…"

"Look!"

Deku pointed to the mirror, which had the word "REDRUM" scrawled on it in what appeared to be blood, dripping down the mirror. While Hagakure went to comfort Ashido, Deku looked around at the bathroom, but found nothing out of the ordinary except for a cube of cheese on the sink, so he wrapped it up in a paper towel and brought it to the fridge in the kitchen/dining room. He wasn't entirely sure, but he figured this was the work of somebody…

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