Da Alluring and crazy life of world famous internet rapper Twisted Dee

by Twisted Dee

Have you ever wanted to get to know Twisted Dee, World famous internet rapper on a more personal and deep emotional level? Well now is your chance all you have to do is read dis book. I have spent a lot of time writing it so you better enjoy it or I am going to be annoyed. I do not accept critiscm so don't even bother I already can write more better then you.

1. Chapter 1: Twisted Dee's childhood

So. Chapter 1. My personal life. Well I mean, what is there to tell, I was born in a small town in the south of France nearby some old windmills. I do not speak French anymore though as I found English to just be a far more superiour lanugae. I aven't spoken to my parents in years because I don't undertsand em when they is speaking dat french language haha. So I just kinda moved to da UK to persue me rap career and as you all know, I is doing very well. I would help my family on the farm tending to all dem farm animals like... them big cunts that produce milk ya know? I would always swim in the lake we had in the yard as it was good practice to get better as I knew one day I would have to swim to America.

When I was in school I always knew I was better dan everyone else, I didn't consider myself on their level ya know? I was just sexier, funnier, rappier, charismaticier, Huger, and some other descirptive words to describe how much better I am then them. I did amazingly well in school, imagine getting a passing grade but better then that yeah? That was me, I did it better then everyone else but I knew I was destined for great things in the muscal and lyrical industry, hence why I basically burnt my grade paper so I had no evidence of how amazingly well I did and then just. Decided to do me own thing in the rap game.

Once I got me passing grade and betterer in school me parents gifted me 10,000 euros without their knowledge and I used that to escape to England as it was closer then america and great musicians have come out of da uK. I swam to the UK on my 16th birthday with 10,000 euros in me pocket. Now Twisted Dee doesn't make too many mistakes as he is gods given gift but what he didn't realise that day is water ruins notes and I lost all the 10k by the time I was in the UK. So I had nothing, I managed to swim from Calais to a beach on the west of the UK, I couldve swamed further but I was getting a bit peckish and fancied a KFC hahahahahahaha, Anyway, from that point on I have been pursing a rap carrer and it has just skyrocketd more then I could have ever believed.

So now we is at present day, I is currently living in a reasonable sized 10 bed mansion in the centre of London with all ym sports and super cars but out of all those cars there is 1 car that I love the most. Toyota Celicas oooooowwwweeeeee they as sexy as can be, anyway I don't drive it often as it aint good for me image I tend to drive by Bugatti Chiron as it gets better mileage. I live in the 10 bed mansion with 10 of me beautiful wifes but I will get to that in the next chapter ;)