Spectacular Webhead 11: We'll see.
Metal Face: If there's ever another season, I'll do more with Ezekiel but there's always World Tour Remodeled if you wanna see some Zeke representation.
brainstorm297: Thank you.
Jss2141: That's cool.
acosta perez jose ramiro: Indeed he would not.
haydentrieu5501: Ezekiel was so screwed and yeah, I felt the whole bottles on the wall song was so overused so I felt it'd be funnier to make a pop culture reference.
Screaming Gophers: Owen, Gwen, Heather, Leshawna, Lindsay, Trent, Beth, Cody, Katie, Justin, Noah, Lightning, Scott, Dakota, Sam, Dawn, Staci
Killer Bass: Duncan, Geoff, Izzy, DJ, Bridgette, Eva, Harold, Courtney, Sadie, Tyler, Cameron, Zoey, Jo, Mike, Anne Maria, Brick
We begin our episode with a shot of the sunrise near the cabins, with Chris standing out in the middle of it. He then took a megaphone and then blew an air horn into it, waking up all the campers.
Leshawna, who was in her cabin, bonked her head on the top bunk when waking up.
"It's seven in the morning, so I look like a farmer to you?!" Leshawna asked furiously from the window when Scott peered out from the window of his cabin and glared angrily at her.
"I heard that and I pride myself on my early risings!" Scott yelled out.
Soon everyone was awake and outside the cabins when Cody looked amazed by Eva's MP3 player in her pocket, the moment Eva caught the geek staring at it, she lowly growled at him, making Cody whimper and back off.
Chris then walked over in his new shorts and began speaking, "Morning, I hope you slept well."
"Not really." Jo rolled her eyes.
"Hi Chris. You look really good in those shorts." Heather smirked, in an obvious attempt to be a suck-up.
"Gag me." Scott whispered to Noah who nodded in agreement.
"Thank you Heather. Anyway, I hope you're all ready because your next challenge begins in exactly one minute!" Chris told everyone.
"What?! But Lightning hasn't had his DPA." Lightning complained in annoyance, earning him weird looks from the others.
"Uh…" Cody tried guessing before Lightning interrupted.
"Daily Protein Allionment, though I guess non-athletes wouldn't sha-understand." Lightning explained.
"Okay then…" Cody raised an eyebrow, trying not to be offended by that.
"And I haven't had enough beauty sleep." Dakota said with her sunglasses on.
"Come on you still look-" Sam began before Dakota took off her sunglasses showing how red her eyes were.
"Great suns of Orion." Sam shouted.
"Uh Chris I don't think that's enough time to eat breakfast." Owen said.
"Oh, you'll get breakfast, Owen, right after you complete your twenty kilometer run around the lake." Chris said.
"Oh, so you're funny now." Eva said furiously before punching her fist, "You must think you're the comedy king don't you?"
Bridgette immediately interfered and whispered harshly, "Eva! Try to control your temper!"
Eva glared furiously at the surfer who gulped at the Iron Woman's stare.
Confessional: Brick
"I don't like to speak badly about any of my platoon but Eva really needs to get a handle on her temper. She's only been here for a day and she's already broken the lock on a bathroom door." Brick explained nervously.
Confessional Ends
Soon the campers are at the starting line, getting ready for the race.
"On your mark, get set, and go." Chris shouted through the megaphone.
The campers then race to the Mess Hall, some run while some walk.
After a while, more and more campers began to run instead of walk, with those such as Harold, Gwen, Katie, and Sadie walking besides one another. The latter two were much further behind the former two though.
"Do you know how much longer?" Harold asked the goth who was weirded out by the fact he even spoke to her.
"Don't walk besides me." Gwen said in disgust before stomping away from him.
Confessional: Harold
"What's her problem? All I did was ask a question." Harold scoffed.
Confessional Ends
Meanwhile Brick, Jo, Eva, and Lightning were all racing to the end, it was more of a three versus one type of race but all of them clearly wanted bragging rights.
"Ready to give up Gopher and admit you're outclassed?" Jo smirked mockingly.
"Ha! The Lightning can outrun all of you fishies in his sleep!" Lightning laughed in a boasting tone.
"Oh we'll see about that." Jo scoffed.
We then see that Heather was walking across the field before Sam ran nearby and bumped into her.
"Do you mind?!" Heather asked harshly.
"Whoa. Sorry." Sam giggles nervously, "How come you aren't running?"
"I'm in high heel wedges. I'm trying to conserve my energy here." Heather scoffed.
"Okay then." Sam shrugged before running off, passing by Owen who was licking the puddle of water on the ground as he knelt to the ground.
"Can't. Run. So fast." Owen gasped, "Must. Have. CONDITION!"
"We call that overeating. Look into it." Heather narrows her eyes.
Leshawna, who was passing by overheard this and glared angrily at Heather.
Confessional: Leshawna
"Heather may be a solid competitor but her attitude leaves much to be desired." Leshawna said angrily.
Confessional Ends
We then see Staci was pretty much chattering and chattering as Scott and Noah were trying to run.
"So my great great great great grandfather Louis invented running. Before that people just walked everywhere." Staci began huffing and puffing and we see that Scott and Noah were glaring furiously at Staci.
Cody is seen flexing as he runs behind Gwen while Dawn is running behind him.
"You do realize you are impressing no one right." Dawn said blandly.
"I'll find a girlfriend eventually, just you watch, I have my eyes on that one." Cody said pointing at Gwen.
"Gwen is pretty secluded and likes to keep to herself. Trust me you are better off not going after her." Dawn warns Cody.
"Please she and I will hit it off thanks to my manly charms." Cody smirked with a roll of his eyes.
Confessional: Cody
"Dawn may have had a point yesterday about the… incident in the girls' cabin but I don't think she can judge my compatibility with Gwen. I'm sure I can win her over." Cody smiled.
Confessional Ends
We then cut to the Mess Hall where pretty much everyone was waiting for their last remaining teammates to arrive. The Screaming Gophers were waiting on Staci while the Killer Bass were waiting on Harold.
Suddenly the doors opened and Harold entered the Mess Hall gasping and wheezing.
"What took you so long?" Courtney lectured the dweeb, "You nearly cost us the challenge."
"I think I'm having heart palpitations." Harold explained, clutching his chest.
"Alright, let's take it easy. We did win the challenge." Brick smiled encouragingly which just made Courtney huff in annoyance.
Afterwards, Staci entered the cabin with a worn out look.
"What is the matter with you? Thanks to you, we just lost the challenge." Heather lectured the latecomer.
"I'm sorry. I don't know how I lost so much energy." Staci breathed out.
"Probably due to her incessant talking." Scott muttered to Noah.
"Whoa there, hold your horses, guys, that wasn't the challenge." Chris said.
"What did you say?" Gwen asked.
"Who's hungry?" Chris answered as he revealed the buffet table behind the curtains much to the awe of the others.
Confessional: Gwen
"After eating nothing but brown sludge all day yesterday, I almost cried when I saw that buffet."
Confessional: Owen
"And then I saw it, the buffet table, it was beautiful, there was turkey, and the chocolate bars, and baked beans and maple syrup? Can I have a moment?" Owen said before he began softly crying.
Confessionals End
We then cut to the entire buffet being devoured by everyone, as pretty much all of them were moaning on the ground with full bellies.
"Alright campers time for Part Two of the challenge." Chris announced through his megaphone.
"I thought eating was the second part." Owen exclaimed in shock.
"What more do you want from us?" Gwen asked.
"Weird Goth Girl is right haven't we been through enough." Heather groaned making Gwen glare at the queen bee.
"Um… Let me think about that. No! It's time for… The Awake-a-thon!" Chris announces.
"Wh-What-a-thon?" Lightning raised an eyebrow.
"Don't worry! This is an easy one! The team with the last camper awake wins invincibility while those who fall asleep are out of the challenge." Chris explains.
"So, what you're saying is the 20k run and the turkey eating frenzy were part of your evil plan to make it harder for us to stay awake?" Noah asked.
"That's right, Noah." Chris explained.
"Man he's good." Gwen complimented making Leshawna nod in agreement.
"Move move move." Chris said through the megaphone as he left the mess hall.
The other campers soon followed as Trent walked over to Gwen.
"So how long do you think until everyone is out cold?" Trent asked.
"About an hour at least." Gwen answered before she saw Owen drowsily walk nearby.
"Maybe less." Gwen re-evaluated.
We then cut to the campfire during the daytime twelve hours later where all the campers were tired but still awake… well, almost all of them.
"I cannot believe Dakota fell asleep so quickly." Heather vented to her team.
"Hey, she did say she needed her beauty sleep." Sam tried to defend his crush.
"So do I, we all have to make sacrifices here." Heather stated smugly.
"Staying awake for twelve hours. I can do that in my sleep. Woohoo!" Owen cheered enthusiastically before suddenly dropping to the floor.
Gwen begins yawning and turned to Trent, "This is so brutal."
"Well it could be worse." Trent said.
"Oh yeah? How?" Gwen raised an eyebrow.
"I could be stuck here without you to talk to." Trent smiles at Gwen.
Gwen turns away and blushes which Heather sees and raises an eyebrow at.
Confessional:
"So my strategy is to get two other campers to form an alliance with me. The only question is, who can I find that is either desperate or dumb enough to do whatever I say?" Heather said.
Confessional Ends
We then see Lindsay doing a headstand, much to Scott and Noah's confusion, "What are you doing?" The former asked.
"Trying to get the blood to rush to my head." Lindsay answered obliviously, "I think it's working."
"Can I try?" Beth asked excitedly.
"Sure." Lindsay replied bubbly.
"If you want to fall asleep faster due to the blood rushing through your head. Please, keep doing it." Scott remarked sarcastically.
Heather smirked at the scene before her and called out, "Hey Beth! Lindsay! Can I talk to you for a moment?"
"Sure." Lindsay said happily before she and Beth walked over to Heather.
"Okay. I have a plan to get me and two other people in an alliance, and I chose you guys." Heather explained once they were in private.
"Really?" Lindsay asks happily.
"You should know that this is a very big deal. I am placing my trust in you. And trust is a two-way street." Heather said, making Lindsay and Beth nod.
"So you'll do everything I say then?" Heather asks to be sure they're with her.
"Sure." Lindsay said happily, "Oh this is so exciting, we're going to the Final Four eee."
"Shh Lindsay, we don't want to reveal our alliance." Heather whispered.
Confessional: Beth
"Oh, my gosh! Heather is taking me to the final three! I'm going to the final three! I wonder what will happen then." Beth said.
Confessional Ends
"Speaking of alliances, do you know who I think is really cute?" Lindsay asked, pointing to Tyler.
"Oh no. You can't mingle with him." Heather told the blonde.
"Why not?" Lindsay asked curiously.
"Because he's on the other team. You can't inter-team date yet, it's too early in the game." Heather explained before she and Beth walked off.
Lindsay then snuck a glance at Tyler who waved at her to which she excitedly waved back.
Confessional: Lindsay
"Heather said I can't date him, she never said I can't like him." Lindsay smiled.
Confessional Ends
However, Scott narrowed his eyes at the girls as they went to a more discreet area in the campfire and turned to Noah.
"We both know they're in an alliance, right?" Scott asked the bookworm.
"Of course I do." Noah scoffed, "It's pretty obvious."
"Do you know what this means? If it comes to an elimination, we're likely screwed." Scott explained to the Know It All, "We need to find allies of our own, but who?"
Scott scouted the area for any teammates who would ally with him and all he saw was a sleeping Sam, Katie who was making the most of her time speaking to Sadie, Justin who was just standing in place, Staci who was blathering on and on to an annoyed Leshawna, and finally his eyes rested on Lightning who was doing as many push ups as possible to stay awake and Cody who was staring into space.
"Perfect." Scott whispered with a smirk, "I'll go talk to Lightning while you go mingle with Cody."
"Fine." Noah rolled his eyes before Scott walked over to Lightning.
"So, push ups huh?" Scott smirked at the mega jock.
"Lightning's gotta stay in tip top shape for this challenge! He ain't gonna fall asleep for anybody!" Lightning vowed as he continued his push ups.
"Oh for sure. So I had a little offer for you." Scott began speaking, "You and me form an alliance with Noah and Cody."
"You mean those two?" Lightning asked incredulously as he stopped doing push ups to observe Noah and Cody talking with each other.
"You mean those two?" Cody gulped as he pointed at Scott and Lightning fearfully, him and Noah having a similar conversation.
"I know it seems like a bad idea but they're pretty strong and can easily wipe the floor in challenges." Noah told the geek, "Besides, we'd have four guaranteed votes on our side."
"After all," Scott continued to Lightning, "The more votes we have, the better chance we have at winning."
A split screen showed Lightning and Cody considering their options before deciding, "Fine." They both said in unison.
Later in the night, it was shown that Cameron, Noah, Harold, Katie, and Sadie were all sleeping.
"And my great great great grandma Mary invented the oil barrel, before her people put oil in boxes." Staci spoke but as she was speaking her teammates fell asleep such as Cody, Leshawna, Beth, and Lindsay.
"Can you stop talking already? Your idiotic stories are putting everyone to sleep." Heather asked incredulously which made Staci balk before walking off in anger.
"So rude." Staci commented angrily before walking to the side but then she passed out immediately.
"Wow. That didn't take long." Scott rolled his eyes in annoyance.
"Congratulations, campers! You've made it to the forty eight hour mark. Time to take things up a notch! Fairy tales!" Chris said. Chris then opens a book as Chef shows up in a sheep costume and with a harp.
"Oh, he's not serious!" Gwen said angrily.
Chris clears his throat as he begins reading.
"Once… Upon a time… There was… Inside this boring kingdom… A boring village. And inside this boring, sleepy, village… Filled with very boring children… that did very… Boring things." Chris read softly making campers start to yawn and as Chef played harp music, campers like Zoey, Mike, Geoff, Bridgette, Tyler, and Anne Maria began to fall asleep and so they did.
We then cut to the day time and it was seen that the remaining contestants awake for the Screaming Gophers were Gwen, Trent, Heather, Justin, Lightning, Scott, and Dawn while the Killer Bass had Duncan, Courtney, DJ, Izzy, Eva, Jo, and Brick still awake.
"I'm going to the bathroom." Eva remarked stoically before putting the MP3 player in her pocket but unknown to her, it fell out of her pocket which nobody noticed except Jo who grabbed it and smirked at Heather who looked like she was about to get up but sat back down immediately once she saw that the Jockette had picked the music player up.
Once Eva returned, Jo had decided to give the MP3 player back to her which had the Iron Woman sighing in relief, "Thanks. I could've lost this."
"No problem." Jo smirked at her fellow jock.
Soon enough, it was nighttime yet again and the theme of the Dance Of The Sugar Plum began playing as Chef showed up in the scene wearing a ballerina costume. He began dancing and throwing dust around the area. The dust was able to hit Courtney, Izzy, Brick, Lightning, and Dawn who were too sleepy to dodge it and ended up being knocked unconscious because of it. It even hit DJ who was tied to a tree, and made him fall asleep. The tree then fell backwards as DJ leaned back and it thudded on the ground.
"Timber." Gwen weakly remarked.
After twelve more hours, we cut to Gwen and Trent talking even more with Gwen speaking first.
"Okay Favorite song?" Gwen asked.
"'She Would Be Loved,' Favorite color?" Trent said
"Um… Midnight blue." Gwen replied.
"Ooh mysterious I like that." Trent said as Gwen began to yawn "Aw don't fall asleep okay quick. Favorite movie moment?"
"You're gonna think it's cheesy." Gwen said.
"I promise I won't." Trent replied.
"Okay. The kiss at the end of that road trip movie. You know, the one with the guy and the three girls?" Gwen answered.
"I remember that, it's cool you like that." Trent said happily. The two of them then decided to take a look at Justin standing straight with a pose.
"Look at him, he doesn't even move." Gwen said in shock before she and Trent tried getting Justin's attention by making silly noises but Justin still would not budge.
"Amazing. Look at the concentration." Gwen admitted before tapping Justin's face which revealed his eyes opening over the painted ones on his eyelids.
"His eyelids are painted! I saw it!" Jo cried out in fury.
Chris decided to investigate the situation and saw that Justin indeed had painted over his eyes before smiling, "That is so cool dude, but you're still out."
It was then morning once again and at that time, it was clear that Gwen, Trent, Heather, Scott, Duncan, Eva, and Jo were the last ones awake. Speaking of Duncan, he was currently moving Harold's hand into a warm cup of water which made him laugh as he yelled, "Oh gross. It worked! Dude peed his pants! Nyahahahahahaha!"
Harold woke up and immediately covered his crotch with wide eyes as every other sleeping camper woke up. Brick, Bridgette, and Tyler glared and/or rolled their eyes at Duncan's antics.
What's the matter with you kids, c'mon fall asleep already." Chris said, smirking with some coffee. "Okay the seven of you stay with me the rest of you get a shower you stink."
As the rest of the campers left, Chris began speaking.
"I didn't want to do this, I said that to Chef Hatchet last night I said 'Chef I didn't want to do this' but here we are, the History Of Canada Chapter One." Chris said dramatically as he took out a history book.
Confessional: Gwen
"Oh come on." Gwen groaned before glaring at the camera, "Y'know what, bring it on."
Confessional Ends
As Chris was reading Heather, Scott, and Eva fell asleep and soon Trent was falling asleep too.
"Trent no." Gwen said as Trent fell asleep. "Don't leave me."
Soon Chris stopped reading to speak, "Okay bathroom break, any takers?"
"I've held it this long sweethearts, I can go all day." Duncan smirked while clutching to his kiwis.
"Yeah but can you hold it for another ten chapters?" Jo smirked back.
Duncan then got up and began leaving to go to the bathroom.
"You got ten minutes as long as you don't mind a little company." Chris smirked.
Duncan then turned to the cameraman, "Fine but stay out of the stall."
The cameraman nodded.
We then cut to the outside of the stall when the cameraman knocked on the door, "Duncan, you in there dude?"
Soon we see Duncan was asleep on the toilet.
We then cut back to Chris and the two girls who were still awake when an intern handed Chris a note.
"Alright it looks like Duncan took a snooze on the can." Chris said before turning to Gwen and Jo, "Which means the winner of the Awake-a-thon is…"
Gwen finally passed out but Jo was still awake which meant Chris grabbed the Jockette's arm, "Jo! For the Killer Bass!"
Confessional: Jo
"I accomplished two things today. Win the challenge and Eva will be my peon until I consider her useless." Jo smirked menacingly.
Confessional Ends
We then cut to the guys' cabin where Lightning, Scott, Cody, and Noah were having their alliance meeting.
"I say we go after Owen or Dakota. Those lazy fools didn't last nearly as long as the rest of us." Lightning crossed his arms bitterly.
"What about Justin? That dude totally cheated in the challenge and could have gotten us all disqualified." Noah reminded the guys.
"I say we go for Staci. She wouldn't stop blabbing in our ears all night. It was really annoying." Cody rolled his eyes.
"Enough!" Scott cried out furiously, "All of you make good points but in all honesty, there's only one person who deserves to leave tonight."
Lightning, Noah, and Cody all shared looks of confusion before we cut to the campfire where all the Screaming Gophers began sitting.
"And now for the moment of truth. Marshmallow time!" Chris smiled before saying, "If you do not receive a marshmallow. You are out of the contest and cannot come back… ever."
"Gwen, Trent, Heather, Lightning, Scott, Leshawna, Dawn, Lindsay, Beth, Cody, Noah, Sam, and Katie. You're all safe for tonight." Chris said happily as he threw them the marshmallows.
Dakota, Owen, Justin, and Staci all looked nervous as they had not been called for a marshmallow yet.
"Dakota and Owen, you're safe too." Chris said as he tossed Dakota and Owen their marshmallows, Owen catching his in his mouth.
"Justin, Staci, the final marshmallow goes to…" Chris began as the dramatic music began playing before Chris finally called out the name…
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"Staci."
"What?!" Justin asked incredulously, "You guys voted me off!"
"Cheating doesn't really pay, does it?" Noah smirked mockingly as he and Scott shared a smirk.
Confessional: Scott
"Yeah, I may have mentioned to my alliance plus Gwen, Trent, and Heather that Justin was a bit sketchy and voting him off now might be our only chance." Scott smirked menacingly, "This game is so mine."
Confessional Ends
Screaming Gophers: Owen, Gwen, Heather, Leshawna, Lindsay, Trent, Beth, Cody, Katie, Noah, Lightning, Scott, Dakota, Sam, Dawn, Staci
Killer Bass: Duncan, Geoff, Izzy, DJ, Bridgette, Eva, Harold, Courtney, Sadie, Tyler, Cameron, Zoey, Jo, Mike, Anne Maria, Brick
Author's Note: Justin is a really fun character and he actually wasn't supposed to leave for a few episodes, but I ultimately decided on giving our first antagonistic move to Scott. Not gonna say if he's the main villain but we'll see what happens.
Eliminated: Ezekiel, Justin,