'That episode was whacky,' Ash giggled. Cilan's incestuous brothers certainly left a lasting impression on the raven-haired man from Pallet Town.
'Yeah,' Misty agreed. 'Jerry Springer episodes are always wild and crazy, but this was really extreme!'
'That reminds me of another fucked up episode,' Ash giggled, while he put a VHS tape in the VHS player.
2014 - 'I love Jerry's cock'
'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience chanted, while the talk show host entered the stage in the television studio.
'Hello, welcome to the show. Our next guest wants to meet his idol. Please welcome Brock to the show,' Jerry said.
'Hi Jerry,' Brock said.
'Hi Brock. You have been on the show a few times, because of relationship drama. Why are you here today?' Jerry asked.
'I want to meet my idol, Contest Idol Lisia!' Brock answered. 'She is so sexy! She has a soft chubby belly, a big butt and the biggest natural boobs I have ever seen!'
'How did you become a fan of her?' Jerry asked.
'My favourite magazine is Playboy,' Brock said. 'Lisia posed for Playboy several times. Last month, there was an interview with her in the magazine. She talked about having threesomes with her fuckbuddies Juan and Winona! Juan is a lucky guy.'
'So you are not a fan of her because of her performances in Pokemon Contests?' Jerry asked.
'No, I don't care about that. I am a fan of her because she is my sex goddess,' Brock admitted.
'So you want to meet her because you want to shag her?
'Yes.'
Jerry laughed. 'Well, you couldn't have found a better place for that than this stupid show.'
'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience chanted.
'I have the name Karen here,' Jerry said. 'Who is Karen?'
'My girlfriend,' Brock said.
'Your girlfriend? Why do you want to meet Lisia when you have a girlfriend?'
'Because Lisia is hot.'
'Do you really think that Karen will approve of you having sex with Lisia?'
'I'm sure that Karen will understand. She may be hot, but she is not as hot as Lisia.'
'Well, Karen has been watching backstage, so let's see what she has to say about this. Here is Karen!' Jerry announced.
A young woman wearing white trousers and a yellow tank top ran into the television studio and smacked Brock on the head. 'So you came here to cheat on me? How could you do that, you bastard?'
While Karen kept battering her unfaithful boyfriend, the perverted man from Pewter City refused to fight back. After taking a few more hits from the angry woman, Jerry's Chikorita used his Vine Whip to move Brock away from his furious girlfriend.
'CHIKO! CHIKO! CHIKO!' the audience chanted.
'Hi Karen. Did you have any idea that Brock wanted to sleep with someone else?' Jerry asked.
'No. I knew that he has a high libido, but I had no idea that he was planning to sleep with someone else,' Karen answered. 'And I had no idea that he read Playboy! He told me that he stopped watching porn years ago!'
'I lied. I always hid that magazine from you, because I knew that you would get mad at me if you found out that I have a subscription to that magazine,' Brock admitted.
'Karen, how long have you and Brock been together?' Jerry asked.
'We met each other eleven months ago at this drinking party,' the Elite Four member from Johto said. 'We are together for, well, almost a year. But knowing what I know now, we won't be celebrating our one year anniversary! I am so fucking done with Brock!'
The Pokemon Breeder did not seem to be heartbroken by Karen's announcement. 'That's fine! I'm going to meet Lisia here. She will be my girlfriend. And she is way hotter than you are!'
'You will make Lisia your girlfriend? Let's see if that is true,' Jerry said. 'Lisia hasn't been watching, so she doesn't know why she is here. Anyways, here is Lisia!'
A blue-haired woman wearing a skimpy crop top and low-waisted booty shorts entered the stage. Of course, a lovestruck Brock ran up to her and grabbed her hand. 'Lisia, I've been wanting to meet you for so long! Your boobs are so big! And your belly looks so soft!'
'Um…thanks? It's always nice to meet a fan, I guess…,' Lisia muttered. She was flattered, but she was not happy. Even though she never met this crazy fanboy before, she could tell that he was a pervert.
'So what do you want to do with Lisia? Ask her for an autograph? Take a selfie with her?' Jerry teased.
'That's not quite what I had in mind,' Brock said.
'So what did you have in mind?' Jerry asked.
'This,' Brock said, while he dropped his trousers. He walked towards his favourite Playboy model and wanted to rub his exposed boner against her bare skin. However, Lisia stepped away.
'Okay...' Lisia muttered. The pervert's small penis did not impress her.
'What do you think?' Brock asked. 'Do you wanna have some fun?'
'Eh... I like to have fun, but I'm not really feeling it now,' Lisia said softly. She felt bad about turning down the man who wanted to meet her so badly, but she was not going to sacrifice herself and let the perverted man from Pewter City have his way with her.
'But Lisia! My hot, sexy man meat was made to fill your love cave!' Brock begged.
'My what?! I'm a vegan, you know?' the Pokemon Coordinator from Hoenn said, disgusted.
'You don't like man meat? So you are a lesbian?' Brock asked.
'No, I'm bi with a preference for men. I love cock. Just not yours,' Lisia answered. 'You are a creep. You are NOT FUN!'
Then, Karen walked up to Brock's favourite Playboy model. 'He was in a relationship with me, but he came on this show to have sex with you. He wanted to cheat on me. I just dumped him.'
'What a twat. He is NOT FUN!' Lisia yelled. 'You did the right thing. You took out the trash.'
'No! I am fun! Come on, hottie!' Brock defended himself, before he burst out into song. 'I wanna fuck you like an animal! I wanna feel you from the inside!'
'No means no, you wanker!' Lisia snapped.
'But Lisia, you are my sexual fantasy!' Brock begged.
'Brock, Lisia said that she doesn't want to have sex with you. Why do you keep pursuing her?' Jerry asked.
'Because she's hot!' the pervert answered.
'That's true. She is hot. But if Lisia makes it clear that she doesn't want to have sex with you, why do you keep trying? Wouldn't it be a better idea to look for a woman who is actually attracted to you?' Jerry suggested.
Brock decided to take Jerry's advice. He walked up to Karen and grabbed her hand. 'Will you please take me back? I promise that I will cancel my subscription to Playboy.'
'Fuck off! I don't want to be your second choice!' Karen snapped. She slapped Brock on the cheek. Then, she kicked him in the balls.
Brock, who still had his pants down, crawled towards Lisia. 'Please cure my shattered balls. Kiss them!'
'No! I'm not doing anything to your pathetic blue balls, you scumbag!' Lisia snapped. 'You deserved to get kicked in the balls!'
'Brock, you can't be surprised that this is what happens when you keep disrespecting women,' Jerry said. 'In the past, you were here because you cheated on a girlfriend. And there was this one time when you couldn't accept it when a lesbian rejected you. If you don't alter your ways, don't expect to end up in a happy, healthy relationship with a woman. You are a creep who doesn't have any respect for women!'
'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience chanted.
'I AM NOT A CREEP!' Brock yelled.
'Yes, you are!' Lisia snapped.
Jerry stared at the blue-haired woman's chest. Lisia was clearly not wearing a bra. After all, her hard nipples poked through her top. And her breasts were huge! The biggest natural boobs he had ever seen. Her soft, chubby belly aroused him as well. She looked way hotter than all the skinny women who came on the show. And she had a nice, big butt. Oh, and her adorable smile and beautiful eyes enticed Jerry as well. Most of his guests were not attractive to him, but when he saw Lisia, he could not help but feel aroused.
Of course, Lisia noticed that the talk show host was staring at her chest. She decided to make him happy and took off her top. 'Jerry, I can tell that you like these,' she said, while pointing at her bare breasts.
'Those are perfect,' Jerry said. 'Normally, I don't hit on my guests, but you are just so hot!'
'Do you want to feel them?' Lisia asked, while walking up to Jerry and rubbing her bare chest against him. 'I'm horny, Jerry. I NEED SEX! I wanna have some FUN!'
The inventor of trash television held the curvy woman's huge breasts and rubbed her nipples. 'Those are just perfect!' Jerry gushed. 'I would love to have some FUN with you!'
'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience chanted.
'I think your cock might be perfect as well,' Lisia teased. She obviously noticed the huge bulge in Jerry's trousers. 'That big bulge looks as perfect as a beautiful Butterfree in Viridian Forest.'
'TAKE OFF JERRY'S PANTS! TAKE OFF JERRY'S PANTS! TAKE OFF JERRY'S PANTS!' the audience chanted. Of course, Lisia followed the audience's commands and dropped the talk show host's trousers and boxer shorts. Then, she gently stroked his erect Metapod.
'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience screamed.
Lisia blushed. 'You have the most beautiful cock I've ever seen, Jerry! It's as gorgeous as a Milotic who just won a beauty contest!'
'Thank you,' Jerry said. 'You are a sexy goddess!'
'You are a sexy god!' Lisia said. While Jerry played with her breasts and pinched her nipples, which made her moan, she stroked his boner.
'Oh, Lisia!' Jerry moaned.
'I've been a fan of yours for so long! I started watching your show when I was a little girl,' Lisia said. 'And when I was a teenager, I started noticing that you are hot! You are just as hot as a Ponyta's fiery mane!'
'Lisia, what the fuck? Why do you like Jerry?' Brock asked. 'He's old! He's seventy years old! You are thirty-two! You can find someone closer to your age! Someone like me!'
'I am not attracted to you! Jerry is hot. You are not,' Lisia said.
While Brock burst out in tears, much to Karen's laughter, Lisia unbuttoned Jerry's shirt and started rubbing his belly. Meanwhile, the talk show host rubbed his guest's soft bare stomach.
'HAVE SEX WITH JERRY! HAVE SEX WITH JERRY! HAVE SEX WITH JERRY!' the audience screamed.
'I will definitely have sex with Jerry,' Lisia said. 'Jerry is sexy!'
'Jerry is old! He must need Viagra to get it up!' Brock joked.
'I may be old, but I'm perfectly capable of pleasing a woman!' Jerry snarked. 'I don't need silly pills to get hard and stay hard! And I'm going to prove that by having fun with Lisia right here, right now!'
'Yeah! And unlike Brock, Jerry actually respects women,' the blue-haired woman said. 'And I love Jerry's cock.'
A production assistant brought in a bed on wheels, so the talk show host and talk show guest could be comfortable while doing their thing. Then, the two took off the very few clothes they still had on. Lisia was laying on her back and was ready to have some FUN! But before Jerry got on top, he decided to do something else first. While Lisia spread her legs, he put two fingers in her wet pussy to make sure that she was wet down there. When he confirmed that she was definitely not dry, he moved his face closer to her minge and put his tongue in there.
'Oh! Oh! Oh! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!' Lisia moaned. 'Keep going! Keep going!'
'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience screamed while watching the live action porn they got to see.
A few minutes later, Jerry licked up what he wanted to lick up. Then, he put on the condom Lisia gave him and got on top.
'Oh! Lisia! Oh! Lisia!' Jerry screamed. Brock, who was forced to watch because Chikorita held him with his Vine Whip, burst out in tears.
'Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!' Lisia moaned.
When the two lovebirds were finished, the audience started screaming. 'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!'
'That was the best sex I've ever had!' Lisia complimented Jerry. 'Nobody is as good at eating pussy as you are. And your cock is the nicest, biggest, hardest cock I have ever felt down there!'
After Jerry put his suit back on, he walked up to Brock and taunted the perverted man from Kanto. 'I told you that I didn't need Viagra!'
'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience chanted.
Lisia giggled. 'Jerry, I am in hotel room 69 in the Premier Inn on the edge of the city. Are you coming to my room after the show? I would love to give you a blowjob!'
'Of course!' Jerry said. 'That would be lovely.'
'Ew, Lisia! Why would you put his old, wrinkly sausage in your sexy mouth?' Brock cried.
'Because he has a nice cock,' Lisia said. 'Jerry is sexy! Jerry is FUN! Watching his show is FUN and having sex with him is FUN! And it's FUN when he eats pussy! Jerry makes me as happy as a Whiscash in a muddy puddle.'
Then, Jerry addressed the audience for his final thoughts. 'Lisia is hot. Everybody can see that. She has perfect curves. The moral of the story is that Lisia is fucking sexy! Until next time, take care of yourself and each other.'
