Liam Govan takes on Pesto

Liam: So, Pesto, why are you and your mates gangsters?

Pesto: You talkin' to me?

Liam: Well, you three sound exactly like Italian-American gangsters. What are you, the Goodfellas?

Pesto: We're the Goodfeathers!

Liam: Really. Because you sound so much like Joe Pesci from Goodfellas. Hey, I think you're also the one who falls into booby traps in someone's home.

Pesto: That's it!

Pesto comes at me.

Liam: Whoa! Jesus! What are you, a Magpie?

Pesto: What did you just call me?

Pesto stops trying to attack me and pauses.

Liam: Come on, mate, it's nothing to get worked up on. Oh, and by the why, I think the Godfeather has been smooching with your brother.

Pesto: What?!

Liam: Nah, actually, he was smooching with everyone.

Pesto: That's it!

Liam: Oh, yeah, well, Avada Kentuckya!

Pesto feathers come off.

Pesto: Ah! Bloody Australians!