Sup sluts, its Twisted Dee back at it again four chapther 5 of my incredible and famous book. I would apologise for the chapter being delayed. But Twisted Dee doesn't apologise to peeple he deems below him! So I aint gunna. Now I am going to give you a top 10 shittest countrys list from Twisted Dee and you will be grateful.

First things first did you realise the word "Opinion" is just Onion with pi in the middle HAHAHAHAHAAH. I swear down I am a lyrical genius I am sooooo including that in my new song 'The man whom cooked with the flesh of his own face and used gourmet spices to make sure it was edible for the average man for this man was not average so was unaware of what needed to be done to his own flesh to make it edible. Plus he ran out pretty quickly and died.'

Now I knows what you is thinking. Bloody hell Twisted Dee, did you throw up all over the title to make that! Its practically a story you delusional fuck!

Well I rebute you! You sick fuck, who the fuck are you fucking calling me a delusional Fuck? Are you fucking mad! When I am President of America, and yes I am running for president soon, new video in it soon! I am never letting you out of the jail cell you are rotting in! So anyway Twisted Dee is now going to give you a top 10 list of countries he fucking despises and a top 10 list of countries he loves

Countries I hate

1: France - I was born here and my stupid fucking parents live here so fuck them

2: France - Again because my stupid parents abandoned me and never let me pursue my dreams

3: Papa New Guinea - The name is dumb as fuck reminds me of me dad and dats dumb

4: Andorra - Is it even a country? Basically exists to piss off the French and as a Frenchman I am livid

5: France - Do I really need to say more? Everyone from France is a delusional Fuck, I am not french anymore though I am Welsh

6: Wales - For not letting me become a Welsh Citizen

7: Svaldbard - Not a real country but its name is dumb

8: India - They aight but I had an indian the other night and I shat myself so bad my ass was sore

9: Japan - Not so Kawaii the things they did in da war yeah, Now I probably wouldve joined in as well but thats cause I couldve hidden it better

10: Lesotho - YOU ARENT A COUNTRY IF YOUR LANDLOCKED YOU FUCKING MORON

Anyway I think that explains it. Now onto Countries Twisted Dee loves and can't get enough of!

1: Portugal - Twisted Dee met da love of his life in Portugal but unfortunatley she died in a tragic skiing accident :(

2: Portugal - Now I knows I put it twice but trust me yeah Twisted Dee would've left all his 25000 Prozzys I mean Bitches for that beautiful Maria.

3: Portugal - Maria, I am so lonely please come back to me, Twisted Dee would fuck 7 goats in a row if it meant you came back to him :( Oh but you can't becuz ur ded

4: Japan - Cause I like the big ole Anime tittys

5: Israel - I love watching them commit warcrimes!

6: Portugal - Maria pls, I know you faked your own death

7: Saudi Arabia - They supply the world with Oil and Oill is good :)

8: USA - DONALD TRUMP MY SAVIOUR WAS BORN HERE

9: Kazakhstan - VERY NICE!

10:Brazil: me number one fan is from there 3 (I am learning Portugese for you! Obrigada Por tuda!)

Uhhhhhhh Twisted Dee is bored of writing now so he is gunna go fuck a bitch. I would say I hope you enjoyed reading but Twisted Dee doesn't not actually give a fuck about your shitty opinion unless it is a good one of course. I accept Tips but I also accept sex because I like it and am super good!