Hydra Hijinx

WORK IN PROGRESS


Walking through the ruins of the destroyed city of Quahog in Rhode Island was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Iceage, Doc Duodenum, Carrie Beff, Lady Bullseye, Bammers and Rock Doggler, as well as Samus, Rita the Cat, Gentaro Kisaragi, Ana (Overwatch), Winnie the Wolf, and Kolin and we were there for a very important reason.

Me: Wow! I forgot how badly we ruined this whole place.

Nico: Boy me too. This place REALLY deserved to be destroyed.

Camie: No kidding. How did you guys blow this whole town into dust?

Me: We used 5 powerful M.O.A.B. Bombs.

Nico: Right! I remember that.

Camie: That is cool!

Lisa Loud: Indeed it was.

Varie: That was fun.

Samus: Boy this town really deserved to be destroyed.

Laney: I agree there.

Nico: Samus, I want to thank you, Iceage, and your teams for coming

Samus: Anytime Nico. This will be fun.

Rita the Cat: It sure will.

Nico: Rita, it's weird that you have the same same as the Loud mother?

Rita the Cat: Not at all. I like it.

Me: Boy I loved all the songs you did with Runt on Animaniacs. Those were really great.

Nico: I agree there. You have an awesome voice Rita.

Rita the Cat: I sure do. Thanks guys.

Me: You're welcome.

Rita Loud: I think it's great that we share the same first name though.

Laney: It sure is mom.

Rita the Cat: Yeah.

Nico: I like how Runt gets sometimes.

Me: (LAUGHS) Yeah. (Imitating Runt) You're a good dog Rita! Definitely definitely a good dog.

Everyone laughed!

Me: (LAUGHS)

Rita the Cat: Hey that was really good J.D.

Me: (LAUGHS) Yeah.

Nico: Yeah that was funny.

Lola: Yeah. Man yesterday was fun.

Laney: Boy it sure was.. We showed Black Knight and Man Ape what for in Chronopolis.

Me: We sure did.

Nico: It took me a while to get to sleep because of what's going on

Me: Really?

Nico: Yeah. It was crazy.

May: Nico didn't go to sleep till 2:30 AM.

Nico: Yeah.

Me: After we get home you need a nap.

Nico: I know.

Me: But seeing all of Chronopolis so far is really turning out cool and fun.

Nico: I'm surprised the news hasn't reported on this

Me: Me too. But it's for the best. So far things have been really cool in Chronopolis.

Nico: Yeah and really funny! Some of the adventures we had were action packed and funny.

Eli: Yeah they sure were.

Me: I have a feeling Hydra is next and I can't wait to stomp those buttfaces into dirt.

Nico: (LAUGHS) Yeah. Me too.

Me: But seeing Avengers mansion was really awesome too.

Laney: It sure was a beautiful place.

Lana: I'll say and full of amazing equipment.

Lisa Loud: Indeed. Most amazing and well built.

Nico: Yeah.

We walked around Quahog. What's left of it anyway.

Nico: After the rescue, I'll take a nap. And then wake up in time for the next Galaxy

Me: Good idea. And your contingency plan will kick in during Lincoln's rescue and the Exercise session and Lincoln's date.

Nico: Oh right I forgot about that. Good idea.

We walked around the ruins.

Lola: Boy what a mess.

Nico: Wow! You guys really tore this WHOLE Town apart.

Me: Yeah it was long before you joined us though.

Qin: Boy that was crazy.

Nico: Yeah.

Me: Peter Griffin REALLY HATED us for blowing all of Quahog to kingdom come. But it was worth it.

Eli: That is for sure.

Nico: Poromon said he was gonna meet us here.

Laney: He sure did.

Poromon: Guys!

The mascots came.

Me: Hey guys.

Poromon: You must be wondering why we called you here specifically.

Me: All it said in your message was that you needed our help in the ruins of Quahog. That's all.

Poromon: Yeah we're here to destroy a very dangerous place. Follow us.

We followed the mascots.

Poromon: There it is.

We then saw the place. It was McBurgertown Restaurant.

Me: McBurgertown Restaurant! Whoa!

Nico: Yikes!

Lincoln: Okay, guys, we've got ourselves a huge emergency, and this is one person we're not going to like in the slightest: we got word about this place called McBurgertown, and apparently, it's another one of Peter Griffin's haunts.

We gasped.

Me: I've heard about it from Meg, Stewie, and Brian. Seriously, that drunk fatass tarnishes and ruins EVERYTHING he touches!

Nico: For real, he's such an asshole!

Me: That testicle chinned douchebag was a jerk to the Nth-Degree!

Poliwag: So, we're going to shut this place down and destroy it since this place has the last bit of that drunk's memory and it also has multiple cases of obesity and strokes reported.

Nicole: That really is serious.

Xenia: I agree there!

Suddenly, the rest of the team arrived thanks to Lincoln's message this time.

Lori: Lincoln told us everything about this place, and that place literally needs to be shut down.

Nico: We already told the authorities about it, and they also issued arrest warrants on the owners.

Me: They're in for some serious prison time.

Lola: Yeah!

Meg Griffiin: Boy I remember this place all too well. I think it was the reason why I became so fat and ugly.

Me: Meg to us you are NOT FAT and ugly at all.

Meg: Thank you J.D.

Nico: (to the mascots) How did you guys come across this place?

Poromon: We were doing some community service in the park and found this.

He pulled out a brochure for McBurgertown and showed it to us.

Me: (Reading) "Eat at McBurgertown. 100% all beef and delicious food."

There was a menu on it too. The portions for the food were just absolutely preposterously huge and the prices were cheap.

Me: Boy look at all these! 4 2 pound burgers for $3.00?

Nico: Geez! No wonder the people got so fat and heavy and had strokes!

Poromon: We found out the worst part when we tried some.

Nico: What is it?

Brian: We found out that it's a slaughterhouse that kills cows.

WE GASPED!

Lisa Simpson: That is a total abomination!

Me: I agree Lisa!

Nico: Okay, I understand animals have to be killed to make food. But that goes too far!

But then Fluttershy couldn't take hearing all that and she BURSTED INTO TEARS! Huge jets of tears came pouring out of her!

Nico: Oh boy.

Me: Now they made Fluttershy cry.

Lincoln: Those jerks!

Me: You mess with Fluttershy and her love of animals and there's gonna be some serious buttkicking payback!

Maria: And what if those cows have diseases?!

Me: They obviously don't care abuut that.

Nico: I agree there too.

Suddenly, Lincoln's large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings orbiting the corners glowed and the four large orbiting gold rings fired beams of light that formed into a viewing window and we see Stan and Steak Stankco dressed only in shorts and shirtless and still forced to mine and eat broccoli at The Broccoli Mine Prison in Canada, and they'd regained their abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs along with their massive physical upper body and lower body strength, but they were now as big as The Hulk.

The two of them were grumbling like mad and there was no doubt they were plotting to escape once again, but then, we saw the barbell tattoos on their backs glow red. Suddenly, Stan and Steak were glowing with red energy, but then, their arms were raised and it looked like their wrists were bound with metal cuffs same with their feet.

Me: Uh oh, here we go!

Lincoln: Yep.

Suddenly, Lincoln made red portals appear in front of the Stankcos, and then, out of nowhere, Lincoln sprouted tentacles with suctions from his chest and all of the males on the team did the same and they went through the portals and they came out of the portals and latched themselves onto the massive pecs, necks, arms, and legs of Stan and Steak Stankco. Then, the tentacles began sucking the Stankcos' of their massive muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength and they were groaning in pain as they began shrinking in muscle mass.

Then, all of the massive muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength of The Stankcos began being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he began growing even more stronger.

The same thing happened to me, Nico, and all the males on the team and our abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on our bodies, and our massive angel wings spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and we also began growing even more stronger.

Lincoln: (Growls) Oh man, I haven't forgotten how potent this curse really is.

Me: (Growls) Yeah, this is really potent, but this still feels incredible.

Then, when Lincoln and all the males were done, the tentacles detached themselves from the pecs, arms, legs, and necks of the two meatheads and they went back into us as the portals closed, and we saw that Stan and Steak Stankco were thin as a rake and sucked bone dry of their muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength again, and the glowing barbells on their back stopped glowing.

Stan and Steak Stankco: NOT AGAIN! (ENRAGED SCREAMING)

The viewing window closed as the four large orbiting gold rings stopped glowing and the light beams disappeared. Suddenly, we saw that we were even more bigger in muscle thanks to Lincoln's curse he put on The Stankcos.

Me: (Looked at my even more muscular body) Whoa. Lincoln, that Min's Egyptian Virility Drain Curse you put on the Stankcos is still really potent. But, look at us, now we're even more ripped than ever. (Flexes my even more massive muscles)

Lincoln: Yep, and this curse will be on them for all eternity. Alright, now, let's shut that restaurant down and arrest the owners.

Nico: Oh, the compensation we're going to demand from them will be more than enough to put them in permanent bankruptcy and debt Hell.

Lincoln: What they did to their customers, they deserve it. (Sensed Flip's musclebound thugs) Uh oh, hold up, I sensed a massive army of Flip's musclebound thugs also heading right for us.

Nico: (GROWLS) That mutant just doesn't even know when to quit!

Suddenly, we saw ten massive armies of Flip's musclebound thugs arrive, and they came barreling towards us in a fit of rage.

Lincoln: I knew there was no mistaking the stench of B.O. in the air!

Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he began growing even stronger.

I did the same by firing vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into me and my abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on my body, and my massive elemental angel wings with aurora and red tips spread out and glowed and my halo glowed and I began growing even stronger.

The other male members did the same by firing vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into them and their abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on their bodies, and their massive angel wings spread out and glowed and their halos glowed and they began growing even stronger.

When we were done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into us, and the thugs were now dead from blood loss and thin as a rake and Lincoln fired a blast of red energy and destroyed them leaving them as ashes. Then, we set our sights on taking down the owners of McBurgertown, shutting it down, and destroying it.

We were looking around, and there we saw the owners of McBurgertown, and they were counting up the profits while the customers are suffering from obesity and stroke.

Me: Oh man, this is a really serious case!

Nico: Let's sneak in and get proof.

?: Psst!

We heard someone in the bushes.

We went over.

Woman: The Woman sells seashells for jewelry.

Nico: But the Jewelry is not the best for selling.

Mata Hari Henningway came out.

Mata Hari Henningway: Hello Agent Nico.

Nico: Hello Mata Hari.

Me: Right I forgot about Nico's spy connections.

Mata Hari Henningway: Perhaps I can be of some assistance and got you the proof you need for all that.

Nico: That is greatly appreciated Mata.

Mata Hari Henningway: Follow me everyone.

She went to the back.

Poromon: Follow her.

We all shrunk and hid in her trench coat pocket.

Horsea: I admit the food was tasty. But still!

Me: Shhh!

Horsea: Oh. Sorry.

We went in and Mata Hari got a lot of proof and we saw everything they did. The Slaughterhouse, the fattening foods and more. It was awful. They were also making people REALLY FAT and more. And even getting lawsuits and more from those they hit with strokes and more.

We were SHOCKED AND HORRIFIED!

Me: Oh man, this is a really serious case!

Lincoln: Lisa, you still got that machine you used to get Muriel back to normal?

Lisa Loud: It's already here.

Lisa Loud got out the machine that she used to get Muriel back to normal after the defeat of The King of Flan years ago.

Laney: Okay, now how do we launch a surprise attack on the owners without drawing any attention?

Me: No Laney but keep that option open.

We looked over the blood tests of the cows and saw that they were full of disease.

Maria: All of these cows have diseases! No wonder they got stroke!

Me: No kidding. This is grade 4F meat here.

Lola: Yeah no kidding.

Nico: Making meat full of disease goes too far!

Lisa Simpson: No kidding! That's like what Krusty did with the Burger Square! (Season 21 Episode 4B)

Nico: Really?

Lisa Simpson: Yeah it was a horrible nightmare.

Nico: Wait! I remember that one! Thanks for the refresher.

Lisa Simpson: You're welcome.

Cow: Help...us...

Me: You got it.

I snapped my fingers and teleported them away.

Nico: Mata Hari, I've definitely seen enough. Lets get them.

Sebastian Mendez suddenly made two portals of darkness and stuck his hands through, and we saw the portals open inside the restaurant and he grabbed the owners by the collars of their shirts and pull them into the portals, and the portals inside the restaurant close and he pulled the two owners out of the portals and tossed them into trees.

Laney: Well, that works.

Nico: Yeah. Anyways, we're here to arrest you two, this restaurant has gotten way too many reports of people suffering from obesity and stroke, and we're also going to shut this place down.

Owner: You goddamn assholes, how dare you interfere with our business?!

Lincoln: Your "business" is the reason why we're here. Oh, and in case you have any thugs hiding in the shadows.

Lincoln snapped his fingers and forced some hulking thugs out of the shadows and he fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of the army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking the army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he began growing even stronger.

When he was done and the vacuum tubes went back into him, the thugs were literally drained of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength and he burned them into ashes, and it pissed the owners off.

Me: Nice one!

Owner: (to the mascots) We let you eat here and this is the thanks we get?!

Poromon: After seeing all this!? I wouldn't even touch a single crumb of it!

Me: What you're doing to these people is wrong!

Nico: And you also should have let Peter Griffin die of a stroke!

Qin: Yeah! He had it coming!

Owner: I see. We'll, here's your bill! (Shoots at Poromon)

They blasted at him.

Poromon: (ECHOING) LIGHTNING JAVELIN!

He fired a blast of lightning and electrocuted him and melted his gun.

Me: I'm no food critic but we give your restaurant a -225 Rating!

Nico: Food quality? (Raspberry)

May: Taste? (BIG RASPBERRY)

Maria: Service? (HUGE RASPBERRY)

Me: Lets shut this guy down!

Jeri: WILD ACCESS!

She turned into a Black Lion Ranger!

Jeri: NOCTURNAL LION! WILD FORCE LION BLACK!

SEIZA CHANGE!

Earth: STAR CHANGE!

She turned into an Aqua Blue and Emerald Green Kyuranger!

Earth: RIVER STAR! ERIDANUS EARTH!

Stacy: OVERDRIVE ACCELERATE!

She turned into a Blue and Yellow color ranger!

Stacy: KICK INTO OVERDRIVE! OPERATION OVERDRIVE THUNDERBIRD! (THUNDERCLAP)

Kari: KAMEN RIDER! (BOOM!)

She turned into an Angel Themed Dragon Knight Kamen Rider!

Kari: STRIKE FROM THE HEAVENS! KAMEN RIDER DOVE WING!

Davis: HENSHIN!

VANILLA ARMS! THE FRAGRANCE OF VANILLA BRINGS FLAVOR!

He turned into KAMEN RIDER VANILLOS!

Davis: I am KAMEN RIDER VANILLOS!

Yugi: OHGERCALIBUR!

He transformed!

Yugi: THE BRAVE KING OF EGYPT! SUKARABE OHGER!

Tea: MAGICAL SOURCE! MYSTIC FORCE!

GALWIT MYSTO RANGER!

She turned into a Star Fairy Ranger!

Tea: SHIMMERING STARS OF THE FAIRIES! STAR FAIRY MYSTIC RANGER!

Saber: HENSHIN!

With the Power of the Cybernetic Warriors at his command, the brave hero of the Cybers unsheethed the sword of Technomancy and Donned the armor of the Cyber Matrix!

He transformed!

Tristan: SWORDMASTER OF THE CYBERNETIC MATRIX! KAMEN RIDER CYBERSWORD!

CAT! DOG!

CatDog: HENSHIN!

They turned into KAMEN RIDER CATDOG!

CatDog: We're KAMEN RIDER CATDOG!

Manaphy: You're screwed now!

Me: Big time! Starting with this! NIGHTMARE STYLE NINJA ART: THE SCARIEST CAVE IN EQUESTRIA!

I fired waves of darkness and it formed a cave.

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAR!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

All but Pinkie screamed because the pink pony had taken a picture.

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAR!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Pinkie then took another picture.

Pinkie Pie: "Got it!"

Applejack, Apple Bloom and Big Mac: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Pinkie Pie: Best scary unidentifiable creature ever!

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAR!

Pinkie Pie: Say "terrified"!"

FEROCIOUS ROARS!

Pinkie then took another picture as they came out of the cave. Pinkie was just humming to herself. Granny Smith's eyes were enlarged and her jaw was hanging out. Apple Bloom and Applejack were holding Big Mac, all three of them looking like they had just had a nightmare.

Nico: WHOA!

The owners of the restaurant were SCARED LITERALLY SHITLESS!

Me: I flew over that cave as we were heading over to Goldie's house the first time a while back and Applejack, Apple Bloom and Big Mac and Granny Smith got the shit scared out of them. Big time.

Lincoln: It's true!

Nico: HOLY SHIT! That was awful!

Eli: REALLY Frightening!

Me: Sent shivers of ice down my spine.

Nico: Was it really that scary!?

Me: You do not want to fucking know! I was flying above the cave and heard creatures that were so scary that it made the nightmaric creatures that SpongeBob imagined look like kitty cats in comparison.

Nico: (GULP)

Qin: Scary!

Jared: Dad is not shitting you! But I wasn't scared of them on bit.

Me: You are very brave son.

Nico: Wow.

Maria: That's what you guys get!

Me: But you thought that was scary? So is this! NIGHTMARE STYLE HORROR FEST NINJA ART: HORRORS OF THE NIGHTMARE DIMENSION!

I fired a wave of darkness and it formed around them into a ball and then they saw THE MOST HORRIBLE NIGHTMARE THEY HAD EVER SEEN! It started with them waking up in some kind of crazy dimension where the whole place was changing all over the place in a horrific manner and all of their families were naked and sinking in quicksand and the owners were all too scared to do anything about it and the whole dimension was changing shape and showing all kinds of horrible shapes and terrain.

THEY WERE SCREAMING IN ABSOLUTE FRIGHT AND HORROR!

Nico: I hope you wet your pants!

When the darkness faded we saw that they LITERALLY DID wet their pants!

Their pants were REALLY DRIPPING with urine!

Me: That is too funny!

Nico: (LAUGHS) YEAH!

Lincoln: How about this for your nightmares!? NIGHTMARE STYLE CARNAGE ART: SLASH FEST OF THE HARVESTER!

Lincoln fired waves of blood and darkness and it formed into THE HARVESTER! HE SLASHED THE OWNERS ALL OVER WITH HIS SCYTHE AND REALLY CUT HIM ALL OVER!

Nico: I guess it's good for one thing!

Me: The Harvester is good for a technique.

Lincoln: Too true!

Nico: Yep.

The owners were all really scared out of their minds!

Lola: BOY they are really going to feel that!

Suddenly, a massive wave of water hit the owners and sent them crashing into a nearby tree.

Nico: Huh? Maria, did you...?

Maria: Uh-uh, that wasn't me.

Suddenly, we saw a very beautiful and super sexy girl with long aqua blue hair and flower clip in her hair, red eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, she has massive and beautiful rainbow angel wings, she's dressed in an aqua blue short-sleeved frilly shirt, necklace with pearls and blue gem for the pendant, aqua blue skirt, aqua blue stockings, white bridal gloves, aqua blue knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white long-sleeved trenchcoat with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, and Explosions, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is a phoenix and angel with stars reflecting off them, and holstered on her back is a massive gold angel greatsword with runes etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large gold angel faces built into both sides of the hilt, longer midnight black handle, gold chain for the guard, and gold pointed tip for the pommel.

Lincoln: (GASPS) Sophia Knudson.

Me, Sakura Knudson, Elaine Knudson, Marlene Knudson, Helena Knudson, Sumner, and Patti: Sophia?!

Sophia Knudson: Yep. Sophia Knudson, God Sibling of Water and The Oceans reporting for duty.

Sakura Knudson: It's so awesome to see you again, sis. Now, where were we?

Me: Oh yeah, kicking your asses and sending you straight to prison for what you've done.

The Owner fired a gun at Manaphy But she dodged the bullet and I used a laser vision blast and melted the gun into nothing!

Manaphy: MISSED ME MISSED ME! NOW YOU GOT TO KISS ME!

She kissed him full on the mouth!

SMOOCH!

Nico: Nice one!

Me: Time for this!

I popped open a can of spinach and ate it and swallowed!

BOING! DING!

I flexed my muscles and got huge biceps and then a huge volcano exploded in them!

I then bashed and pulverized the owner like how Popeye did Bluto!

BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM!

I was really pulverizing him into dust!

The owner fired another gun at Poliwag.

He dodged the bullet and slapped the gun out of his hand and Eli used the Force and got the gun.

Poliwag slapped him all over with his tail and he crashed into the wall! The impact causing the shelf above him to slant and drop a pot, a glass, a pan, a mug, a treasure chest, an anchor, a buoy, and a scuba suit on his head. A giant bump rises up on the owners head and then a dime falls on it.

He was in a lot of pain!

Me: OUCH!

Nico: GEEZ! That was funny and conveniently placed. Funny.

The owner fired yet another gun at Horsea.

She dodged the bullet and fired a hyper beam blast and smashed him down and then the gun was dropped and I grabbed the gun. I called a jellyfish and then the jellyfish goes up the owners shirt and starts zapping him, causing the owner to run out of control. He then trips on a rock. He bounces down a hill and then falls down a jagged rocky cliff. He reaches the bottom of the cliff and immediately an atomic explosion appears.

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!

Owner: Ow...

Me: Nice!

The owner came back.

Me: Top this!

I fired an energy blast and he appears with multiple eyes with hissing snakes

Owner: Holy fucking fish paste! Get it off me! Get it off me! [takes eyes off him and pants in fear] Don't you know how to work that thing?!

Me: Oh you mean like this!?

I fired another ray and I changed owner into a burning mess, then changes him to have an enormous nose, then to have no skin, then cut in half by scissors, then changed into more things off-screen while Nico and everyone looks in fright.

Squidward: Was that from Mermaid Man's belt?

Me: Yep. After seeing some of those funny things happen to you because of it I can now use my powers the same way.

Squidward: I like it.

Me: And here comes the pain of the Sushimaker.

I then kicked the owner and then he falls off the diving board and lands into a tub of boiling hot lava. He screams and jumps out in pain, hits the sideways spring, and bounces into a steel wall. He falls onto the spiky conveyor belt's lever, which it turns on. The owner falls onto the conveyor belt and it takes him to the rolling wheel with sharp rocks on it.

Owner: No, no, no, no, no!

The owner gets rolled on by the sharp rocks, leaving his face bruised. The owner then gets pummeled by boxing gloves until he becomes liquid. The liquefied owner falls onto a shell seat. Four robotic arms grab him, stretch him and roll him up into a ball. The owner is placed into a cannon and it fires him far off into the distance until he hits the high school bell. The owner falls in front of the front doors just as the high school students march out and trample on top of him.

Maria: Take that!

Me: And this!

I tied him up in a parasailing harness.

ZOOM!

I ran fast with Rainbow Dash's speed and pulled him behind me!

Owner: Nothing will stop me from killing you! Not even… [gasps. He sees a sign reading…] Giant clams?! [so, the owner is dragged through a field of giant clams. He comes out with a bunch of pieces missing from him] I'm… not… letting… go… even for… [gasps, when he sees another sign for…] Cheese graters?! [so, he skids through the cheese graters. Now he's just red strands with arms] If you think I'll let go for a little… [he then approaches the most dreaded sign of them all…] educational television?! Oh, no! [cut back to me as I came back and the owner is a brutal mess]

Nico: (LAUGHS) THAT IS FUNNY!

May: Had enough?!

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, and his new greatswords were ready as well.

And I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Universal True Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Justice from my back and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, and so did the rest of us as we unholstered our massive greatswords and transformed.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) There's no way we're letting you two leave here without a scratch, you've done some really low things to a lot of people with your so-called business.

Me: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Now, we're shutting this place down and sending you two to court, we're suing you for damages and we'll make sure that you're both bankrupt and stuck in Debt Hell forever.

Lincoln and I went after the owners of McBurgertown, and we fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, neon pink energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mammoths, Pegasi, Windigos, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, and Mythological Animals at the owners of McBurgertown, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them.

Then, we attacked them with energy slashes from our massive greatswords leaving scars on them and Lincoln left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with his gold-plated claws and his two new massive greatswords and I also left many more by firing blue fire energy slashes with my gold-plated claws, and he and I attacked them hard with energy punches, energy kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of our superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was really driving the owners of McBurgertown even more insane and straight to the brink of insanity.

They charged at us completely blind with rage and fury, but Nico, May, and Qin kicked them hard in the stomach and Sebastian fired blasts of Divine Darkness at them and they got hit hard and he slashed at them with his massive black greatsword. Then, Lincoln grabbed them by the waist with two of his eleven massive and long white wolf tails and he smashed them into the ground, and they were really getting messed up, and then, he threw them and sent them into a nearby trashcan.

Nico: Damn, I was hoping you'd send them into a dumpster, but we can't take them to court if they smell like garbage.

Qin: Yeah!

I used my powers and made the Owner be put in Fred's shoes.

[SpongeBob backs the boat against the lighthouse and Mrs. Puff inflates herself. The lighthouse knocks over and falls onto the owners leg.]

Owner: My leg! (1) (1) [gets hit by antenna; the screen then shows Owner the circus, where he is run over by an old man's stroller and crushes his leg in the process] Ah! My leg! (2) (2) [the screen then shows owner doing weight lifting, where the weights crush his legs] My leg! (3) (3) [the screen then shows Owner fishing out his leg] Hmm? My leg! (4) (4) [the screen then shows Owner being part of Charlie's magic show, where his leg is detached] My leg! (5) (5) [the screen then shows Owner changing the channel on his television, where his leg is shown] My leg? (6) (6) [the screen then shows Owner being crushed by a steamroller, which hurts BOTH of his legs] My leg?! (7) (7) [the screen then shows owner's leg being drilled in the garbage disposal] My leg! (8) (8) [the screen then shows Fred's dress being blown by an air vent, revealing realistic legs, imitating Marilyn Monroe] My leg... (9) (9) [the screen then shows owner's leg being sawed off, and then taken, by aliens] My leg! (10) (10) [the screen then shows the owner being served as a dinner entrée to a hungry human at a restaurant] My leg! (11) (11) [the screen then shows the owner's leg being zapped by a mad scientist; he whimpers] My leg! (12) (12)

[Finally, the screen shows owner sitting in the fields next to a coral tree. A leaf floats down on his leg and it disintegrates into dust.]

He was back to normal and his leg was destroyed!

SpongeBob: Now he knows how that one guy felt!

Lily: You mean Fred. HIS LEG! Always get hurt.

Nico: Funny.

Me: Heres how it feels to be Kevin the Sea Cucumber.

I had 20 jellyfish to sting him in a blaze of electricity.

Owner Kevin: Ooh-ooh-ow! Ooh! Ow! [The jellyfish fly off, leaving him with a bunch of sores all over his body]

Anchovy Jellyspotter: [off-screen in mocking voice] Wah-wah-waaaaah!

I put Jelly on SpongeBob's face.

* SpongeBob: Who wants to lick my cheeks? [some jellyfish swim by] I see I have some takers!

Me: That's funny. You okay SpongeBob?

SpongeBob: [sporting a huge jellyfish mustache and beard. He laughs] It tickles my nose!

[SpongeBob sneezes, firing the entire swarm of jellyfish onto Owner Kevin's eyes. They sting them and now he has big red swollen eyes]

Me: Ooh! OUCH!

Anchovy Jellyspotter: Wah-wah-waaaaah!

[Bubble transition to SpongeBob walking upside-down, with a net and a jellyfish]

[the jellyfish stings Owner Kevin's nose, making it big and swollen]

[Bubble transition to SpongeBob having caught a jellyfish blindfolded]

[the jellyfish stings Owner Kevin's crown and it becomes swollen, into some broccoli-shaped blister]

[we hear zapping sounds. Now Owner Kevin's ears are big and swollen]

[more zapping noises. Owner Kevin's lips are now huge and swollen]

[Jellyfish zaps Owner Kevin. Owner Kevin's butt is now huge and swollen]

Owner Kevin: [screaming] YEOW!

SpongeBob: Now? [Jellyfish zaps Owner Kevin] Now? [Jellyfish zaps Owner Kevin] Now? [a large zap is shown, and Owner Kevin is big and swollen due to him getting zapped several times]

Me: OUCH!

Horsea: Take that!

Me: And this too!

I pulled out some bubble soap.

Me: Sorry SpongeBob. [Pours all the bubble soap in the owners eyes which swell up and he screams]

Kids: Woo-hoo!

[I puts a piece of tape on the owners face and rips it off, revealing a portion of his face is missing and he screams]

Kids: Woo-hoo! Yeah!

Owner: [lies on the ground with his tongue sticking out. A truck runs over his tongue over and over and he screams]

Kids: Ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha!

[I walks up to a muscular guy and hands him some money. The muscular guy hits the owner with a big hammer. The owner groans in pain. The muscular guy smashes The Owner with a wrecking ball] Ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha!

Later, The owner is tied to two poles with a muscular guy holding a can of lima beans; screams as muscular guy shoves a spoonful of lima beans in the owners mouth. All the kids cheer]

Kids: [laughing]

Owner: [being used as a ball in the two muscular guys' ping pong game] Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

Kids: Yay! [Owner's arms are getting stretched by two muscular guys] Yeah! [Owner is in two pieces.]

Juran: Why are Lima Beans bad for you again?

Me: Everyone hates them.

Juran: Oh yeah.

Me: That was funny though.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Now, to take them down. WATER STYLE NINJA ART: OCEAN MAELSTROM RASENSHURIKEN!

Lincoln formed a massive aqua blue Rasenshuriken with water surrounding it and mermaids and sea creatures swimming around the blue core, he threw it at the owners and it slammed into them and they got hit hard and knocked out, and we tied them up. Everyone cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.

Me: Alright, now to send them to court.

We took the owners to court, and thanks to the evidence gathered, the owners were found guilty for all their crimes and not only ordered to pay over $900,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 in restitution, but McBurgertown was shut down and ordered to be destroyed which Lincoln did so with a massive fireball he threw after getting all the customers to the hospital, and the owners were also sentenced to Eternity in The Uranus Prison without the possibility for parole.

Nico: That's one more memory of Peter Griffin finally wiped from the face of the earth.

Me: (LAUGHS) Yeah. But those were awesome gags we did.

Lily: (LAUGHS) Yeah they sure were!

Qin: (LAUGHS) Never gets old.

Nico: And Tommy Oliver, Marinette, Tony Jones, Nate, Jak and Daxter, and Blu did good yesterday.

Me: They sure did.

Twilight Sparkle: Yeah they did great. Especially J.D. against Black Knight.

Me: Yeah that was fun.

Qin: It sure was. And this was fun too.

Poromon: You said it! Now we've seen the last of Peter Griffin.

Lincoln: After everything he's done in the past, he deserves to be forgotten. (To Sophia Knudson) And it's so good to see you again, Sophia.

Sophia Knudson: You too, Lincoln, it's been seven years since we last met, and it's so good to see you, Mom, Dad, Varie, Elaine, Marlene, Helena, and Sakura again, J.D.

Me: You too, sis.

Lincoln went up to Sophia Knudson and he hugged her, and Sophia Knudson is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much more stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face soon became even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, thick hair on his massive forearms, stubble on his jawline, and chest hair on his pecs, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.

Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.

Sophia Knudson: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'5" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, hair on your massive forearms, beard stubble on your jawline, and chest hair on your pecs and many accessories and large gold halo with four large gold rings orbiting behind your head, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, we've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.

Eli: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as J.D., your sisters, and all of us, and he's become truly immortal, and Lincoln, you know her?

Lincoln: Indeed, I do, Eli. Everyone, this is Sophia Knudson, God Sibling of Water and The Oceans, she's my Guardian Angel from Colorado and she is an awesome and very powerful girl with immense and extremely powerful water powers and immense control over the oceans. But, here's the one thing that's bound to blow your minds and leave you flabbergasted: she's also the younger sister of J.D., Sakura, Elaine, Helena, and Marlene, and just like J.D., Sakura, Helena, and Marlene, she was exposed to cosmic radiation and she gained omnipotent power as strong as ours and she also became an extremely powerful master of not just Water, but also Fire, Ice, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, and Explosions, and she also grew and sprouted massive rainbow angel wings and her eyes turned red and they also glow red: The Glare of Justice, and she became an extremely powerful force of justice and hope to all.

Nico: WHOA!

Me: Yeah, she's that powerful like me and Sakura, and she defended Lincoln with an extremely fierce passion and she also trained him a lot and she also had added assistance from me as well, and she also knows how to give Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, Chandler, and the rest of Lincoln's enemies an extremely powerful beatdown and they should know better than to underestimate her because she's also extremely strong, fast, and agile: a true warrior and tactician in the fields of battle. Lincoln made her a beautiful necklace and flower hair accessory, and to show her thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips, and when he comes of age, he will marry her, and she hates the jerks and all irredeemable villains, monsters, tyrants, bastards, bitches, and assholes with a blazing hot passion and she's also an expert when it comes to humiliating jerks and torturing criminals, and if you get her mad, WATCH OUT! YOU'RE GOING TO DROWN!

Nico: Yikes! That's another of your relatives no one wants to piss off not unless they want to drown.

Me: Yeah!

Lincoln: Yeah, no one wants to get burned by her, and now that you're here, Sophia.

Lincoln went up to and hugged Sophia Knudson in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head and eleven massive and long white tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings. He slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.

Sophia Knudson: Wow, you're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.

Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Sophia Knudson's neck with rainbow gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with a white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.

Sophia Knudson: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!

Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Sophia Knudson.

Sophia Knudson had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes as Lincoln still had his massive and powerful muscular arms around her and he leaned down to her face and kissed her on the lips and she also returned it, and we cheered for them.

Nico: Hold on. We're not done yet.

Me: I know. The Anothers. But that was still funny.

Lola: Yep.

Nico: Who do we have?

Eli: Lets see. (Concentrates) Whoa! These are funny! We have Another Fruity Peppers, Farting Red Bell Pepper, Farting Cayenne Pepper, Doc Duodenum and Another Iceage!

Me: WHOA! That is funny!

Nico: Fruity Peppers?

Me: Remember those funny Wacky Packages stickers?

Nico: Oh yeah! Those were hilarious!

Poromon: We loved those!

Me: Really?

They showed a scrapbook of all the Wacky Packages stickers and Fruity Peppers was one of them.

Me: Wow when did you make this?

Poromon: It's a hobby we were doing for years even before me and Poliwag joined the team.

Me: It's really well made guys.

Poliwag: Thanks.

Nico: Who's up?

Me: Helena Knudson, Kiara Kybar and I haven't decided on who will get the Farting Cayenne Pepper.

Helena Knudson: Awesome bro! I love nuclear hot food!

Me: I know you do sis.

Nico: (LAUGHS) Awesome!

Laney: Yeah!

Kiara Kybar: I love bell peppers.

Lana: Awesome!

Eli: And I sense that the Anothers minus Another Iceage are one person.

Me: Wow!

Nico: There they are!

We saw Another Fruity Peppers, Farting Red Bell Pepper, Farting Cayenne Pepper and Doc Duodenum!

Me: Whoa!

Lola: This is gonna be Flatulently INFERNAL! (RIMSHOT!)

We laughed!

Luan: (LAUGHS) Good one Lola!

Eddy: (LAUGHS) That was a good one!

Me: Funny!

Another Farting Cayenne Pepper: (In a girls voice) That was funny!

Lincoln: Vicky Voth! Whoa!

They merged and she reverted back and was a girl with teal blue hair, blue eyes, blue and green clothes and purple angel wings and had the symbol of the Hierarchical Order of Voth in the middle of her forehead and on her skirt and had an awesome keyblade.

Vicky Voth: Awesome to see you again Lincoln and wow! You grew into an awesome young man.

Lincoln: I know.

Nico: Care to introduce us Lincoln?

Lincoln: Sure. This is Vicky Voth, Keyblade Knight of the Voth, she's my Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's a powerful force of epic power. She was born and raised on the the Voth City Ship, and she has intense light powers and she's a master of leaves and earth and light. She is the Keyblade Knight of the Voth and the leader of the Hierarchical Order of Voth, and she has also helped out The Enterprise in many of their travels through the galaxy and defended them from the many terrors and dangers they've fought against in the past. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained me a lot about how to use the Keyblade and I'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and I became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained me on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates, and she also trained me a lot and she taught me everything that she knows when it comes to using the powers of leaves, earth and light.

We were amazed!

Me: Wow! The Hierarchical Order of Voth! That is awesome! They are actually Saurian people that are from Earth originally and they evolved into dinosaur humanoids. Which are really cool.

Vicky Voth: That is awesome.

Me: Yeah. By the way is the Another Iceage friendly or hostile?

Vicky Voth: Friendly and she has a really awesome and amazing power.

Me: Cool!

Nico: Sorry we have to do this.

Girl Jordan: Lets separate you all first.

Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.

(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)

The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background

Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)

O holoré lay thee low

Holoél dark in the Deep

Down beneath the earth you go

Go holoré fast to sleep

O holoré lay thee low

Holoél dark in the Deep

Down beneath the earth you go

Go holoré fast to sleep

Fast to sleep

Fast to sleep

Dark holoré in the Deep

Rise again holoré now

Spring abundant holoél

Render green the dying bough

Raise the rock where Yurgen fell

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Spring abundant holoél

They both glowed and the Anothers were separated.

Me: Time for action.

We fired waves of energy and elements and blasted the Anothers.

I caught the Wonder Ride Books.

Nico: Nice!

Maria: (TURNS DIAL) HYDRO TITAN FORCE!

She summoned Hydros, King Jellyfish, Owl Beastman, Ice Sphere Doomer and Piledriver!

Nico: Nice!

Qin: Yep.

Nico: And now, we wait.

Me: Yep.

But then I smelled a really awesome aroma.

Me: (Sniffs) Oh boy I know that smell.

Everyone smelled it too.

Nico: Oh boy!

May: It's FRENCH TOAST!

May ran and jumped and she pounced on a figure and it was ANOTHER ICEAGE!

Another Iceage: (LAUGHS) (In a girls voice) You sure love French Toast don't you!?

She gave her a huge plate of French Toast!

Me: Wait that voice.

May came back and the another reverted back and it was a girl with orange hair and had purple eyes and yellow clothes and had orange angel wings and had a tiara with the symbol of the Frenchtoast Dopant on it and the same symbol on her skirt and she had a Giant Egg Magisword in her hand.

Me: Francesca Frenchtoast! Awesome!

Francesca Frenchtoast: Awesome to see you again J.D. and wow! May sure loves Frenchtoast huh?

Me: (LAUGHS) She sure does.

Nico: I'm sorry about my wife!

Francesca Frenchtoast: No worries. Lots of people love my French Toast.

Me: Like Phoebe Pancake, she makes REALLY irresistable French Toast.

Nico: (LAUGHS) I can tell.

May: (LAUGHS) (Eating) Yummy! So good!

Me: Yeah. Also she not only makes irresistable French Toast but she also has breakfast powers but she also is the Embodiment of the Frenchtoast Dopant and also has amazing ice powers like Iceage.

Iceage: (LAUGHS) Just like me! That is so cool!

Me: Yep.

Sougo: (gets out Grand Zi O Ridewatch) Did Swartz promise you anything?

Grand Time! (Orchestral rock music) Kuuga, Agito, Ryuki, Faiz, Bla~de! Hibiki, Kabuto, Den-O, Kiva, Deca~de! W! OOO! Fourze~! Wizard, Gaim, Drive~! Ghost! Ex-Aid! Build~! Iwae! Kamen Rider~! GrandZi-O~!

Geiz: (gets out Geiz Majesty Ridewatch) Because we can grant it instead.

Majesty Time! G3, Knight, Kaixa, Garren, Ibuki, Gattack~! Zeronos, Ixa, Diend, Accel~! Birth, Meteor, Beast, Baron! Mach, Specter, Bra~ve! Cro~ss-Z! Kamen Rider~! GeizMaje~sty!

Sougo became Grand Zi O while Geiz became Geiz Majesty.

Francesca Frenchtoast: Well I'm sure you heard this one. But like Phoebe Pancake, I wasn't promised anything because I gave Swartz a big buffet of Frenchtoast and left.

Sakura Knudson: (LAUGHS) Just like with Phoebe Pancake. And she makes awesome Frenchtoast too.

Francesca Frenchtoast: I sure do.

She gave a plate of French toast to Sakura.

Sakura Knudson: It's just that good.

She ate it.

Zocks and Kaito: ZENKAIJU GEAR!

They donned Zenkaiju Armor!

Lincoln: Lets separate you first.

He fired a wave of energy and did so.

Francesca Frenchtoast: Awesome!

She fired egg bombs and smashed the Another!

Tyler Navarro: IT'S MORPHIN TIME! DINO CHARGER READY! ENERGIZE! UNLEASH THE POWER!

RRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAARRRR! CHOMP!

He transformed and was ready!

Me: OH YEAH!

Nico: (Gets out Iceage's Ridewatch) CHILL DUDE!

May: (Gets out Carrie Beff's Ridewatch) Time for some buttkicking!

Maria: (Gets out Bammers' Ridewatch) And for some smashing!

They activated the ridewatches of Iceage, Doc Duodenum, Carrie Beff, Lady Bullseye, Bammers and Rock Doggler and fired waves of energy and blasted the Another!

Tyler Navarro: TYRANNO BLAST!

He fired waves of energy and blasted him.

Rita the cat: Take this one! (ACTIVATES DOC DUODENUM'S RIDEWATCH)

She fired an energy blast and smashed the Another!

Me: (Imitating Runt) You're a good dog Rita.

Then Wolf, Queen Cannabis, Eustace Strych, Slaughterjack the Lumberjack, Barbos and Wolf Undead came!

Nico: Awesome team Wolf!

Wolf: Thanks Nico!

Me: I used your quote yesterday. (Imitating Wolf) You'll be seeing your father soon Fox!

Wolf: Hey that was really good!

Me: Yeah! Thanks! And Nico used Pigma's line.

Nico: Yep.

?: That is awesome!

Hornet Man came!

Me: Whoa! Hornet Man!

Hornet Man: (In a girls voice) I love to float and sting.

Nico: Lorelai Hornet!? Whoa!

She reverted back and was a girl with green hair and had yellow eyes and had green butterfly wings and had green clothes and she had a symbol for a Hornet in the middle of her forehead.

Lorelai Hornet: Awesome to see you again Nico. I got this.

She fired waves of honey and it hit the Another and then...

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!

He exploded!

I caught the Ridewatch and purified it!

Nico: Oh yeah! Iceage you have failed this world!

Tyler Navarro: Monster Extinct!

May: HA! I didn't get hit!

Me: I know!

Lorelai Hornet: You do not want to get hit by my attacks. I float like a butterfly and sting like a bee. Literally.

May: Too true. But that is cool.

Nico: Yep.

Qin: Yeah!

Rita the Cat: Yeah. What's your favorite memory of Nico?

Lorelai Hornet: My favorite is when we went to this dry meadow and then I showed Nico my amazing nature powers and I made the meadow an amazing meadow full of life and flowers and trees. I made it a paradise.

Nico: That was so beautiful.

Me: That is awesome.

Laney: Wow! Can you show us?

Lorelai Hornet: Sure.

She had her hands glow and then she touched the ground and then grew a MASSIVE AND AMAZING FOREST AND IT WAS FULL OF FLOWERS, TREES, AND MORE IN SECONDS! WE WERE IN AWE!

Me: WHOA!

Qin: OH WOW! This is so amazing!

Laney: So cool! Wow! Awesome to have another plant master.

Lorelai Hornet: Yep.

Nico and Lorelai hugged.

Nico: I've missed you.

Lorelai Hornet: Me too Nico.

We went back home. And Nico went to his room for a nap.


After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sumner Knudson, Patti Knudson, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Alex the Lion, Marty the Zebra, Melman the Giraffe, Gloria the Hippo, Woody Woodpecker, Knothead, Splinter, Winnie Woodpecker, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson and her siblings, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Kuja, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, King Mickey, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Devereaux, Hiroshi Ohira, Brandon Skellington, Marshall Williams, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Tom, Jerry, their friends and counterparts, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Liam, Carmen Rockell, The Teen Titans, The Royal Defenders, The Loonatics, Ty the Tasmanian Tiger, Sly the Tasmanian Tiger, Liu Kang, Kitana, Sonya Blade, Jax, Kung Lao, Sub-Zero, Nightwolf, Kotal Kahn, Jade, Black Widow, Owl, Evil HERO Inferno Wing, and Honest are heading to Kansas, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the ten girls here, but we got bad news: a clone of Octomus the Master that was created by another manifestation of Universe 666 Sebastian's residual darkness is here, but that deranged dark monster also created clones of Morticon, Necrolai, Koragg, The Knight Wolf, Imperious, Sculpin, Magma, Oculous, Serpentina, Megahorn, Hekatoid, Gekkor, Matoombo, Itassis, Black Lance, Dark Troll, Mucor, Hydra Worm, Clawbster, Rock Troll, Taxi Cab Monster, Giant Spider, Flytrap, Boney, Skullington, Gargoyle of the Gates, Jester the Pester, Behemoth, Gnatu, Spydex, Screamer, Warmax, Shrieker, 50 Below, Fightoe, Ursus, and Chimera, and he went into hiding again.

So, we got to destroy the clones of Octomus the Master, Morticon, Necrolai, Koragg, The Knight Wolf, Imperious, Sculpin, Magma, Oculous, Serpentina, Megahorn, Hekatoid, Gekkor, Matoombo, Itassis, Black Lance, Dark Troll, Mucor, Hydra Worm, Clawbster, Rock Troll, Taxi Cab Monster, Giant Spider, Flytrap, Boney, Skullington, Gargoyle of the Gates, Jester the Pester, Behemoth, Gnatu, Spydex, Screamer, Warmax, Shrieker, 50 Below, Fightoe, Ursus, and Chimera, and once that's done, it'll lure out the manifestation of Universe 666 Sebastian's residual darkness and we'll destroy him.

Lincoln: Whoa, we're here in Kansas, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the ten girls here, but we got bad news: a clone of Octomus the Master that was created by another manifestation of Universe 666 Sebastian's residual darkness is here, but that deranged dark monster also created clones of Morticon, Necrolai, Koragg, The Knight Wolf, Imperious, Sculpin, Magma, Oculous, Serpentina, Megahorn, Hekatoid, Gekkor, Matoombo, Itassis, Black Lance, Dark Troll, Mucor, Hydra Worm, Clawbster, Rock Troll, Taxi Cab Monster, Giant Spider, Flytrap, Boney, Skullington, Gargoyle of the Gates, Jester the Pester, Behemoth, Gnatu, Spydex, Screamer, Warmax, Shrieker, 50 Below, Fightoe, Ursus, and Chimera, and he went into hiding again.

We gasped.

Me: This is just like what happened with that clone of Queen Bansheera and the demons.

Nico: Yeah, but we're more than ready for them.

Lincoln: Yep, so we got to destroy the clones of Octomus the Master, Morticon, Necrolai, Koragg, The Knight Wolf, Imperious, Sculpin, Magma, Oculous, Serpentina, Megahorn, Hekatoid, Gekkor, Matoombo, Itassis, Black Lance, Dark Troll, Mucor, Hydra Worm, Clawbster, Rock Troll, Taxi Cab Monster, Giant Spider, Flytrap, Boney, Skullington, Gargoyle of the Gates, Jester the Pester, Behemoth, Gnatu, Spydex, Screamer, Warmax, Shrieker, 50 Below, Fightoe, Ursus, and Chimera, and once that's done, it'll lure out the manifestation of Universe 666 Sebastian's residual darkness and we'll destroy him.

Black Widow: We're more than ready to bring them down.

Suddenly, we saw a very beautiful and super sexy girl with long midnight black hair and red hairband, red eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, she has massive and beautiful black angel wings, she's dressed in a black short-sleeved frilly shirt, short-sleeved black blouse, necklace with red heart gem for the pendant, white cravat, black skirt with the Are You Afraid of The Dark Logo on it, white bridal gloves, black lace stockings, black knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white long-sleeved trenchcoat with stars, dark magic, darkness, black magic, Satanic Magic, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is the symbol of The Midnight Society, and holstered on her back is a massive black greatsword, and with her are the ten girls.

Lincoln: (GASPS) Belinda Midnight of The Midnight Society.

Belinda Midnight: That's right, and I got the girls away from the clone of Octomus the Master, but the clones of Morticon, Necrolai, Koragg, The Knight Wolf, Imperious, Sculpin, Magma, Oculous, Serpentina, Megahorn, Hekatoid, Gekkor, Matoombo, Itassis, Black Lance, Dark Troll, Mucor, Hydra Worm, Clawbster, Rock Troll, Taxi Cab Monster, Giant Spider, Flytrap, Boney, Skullington, Gargoyle of the Gates, Jester the Pester, Behemoth, Gnatu, Spydex, Screamer, Warmax, Shrieker, 50 Below, Fightoe, Ursus, and Chimera are heading here to attack us.

Suddenly, we saw the clones of Morticon, Necrolai, Koragg, The Knight Wolf, Imperious, Sculpin, Magma, Oculous, Serpentina, Megahorn, Hekatoid, Gekkor, Matoombo, Itassis, Black Lance, Dark Troll, Mucor, Hydra Worm, Clawbster, Rock Troll, Taxi Cab Monster, Giant Spider, Flytrap, Boney, Skullington, Gargoyle of the Gates, Jester the Pester, Behemoth, Gnatu, Spydex, Screamer, Warmax, Shrieker, 50 Below, Fightoe, Ursus, and Chimera as they went at us, but we stood ready and we fired powerful energy blasts at them and knocked them all down.

Then, Lincoln turned the tips of his tails into Cell's Stingers, and one by one, he stabbed them into the clones of Morticon, Necrolai, Koragg, The Knight Wolf, Imperious, Sculpin, Magma, Oculous, Serpentina, Megahorn, Hekatoid, Gekkor, Matoombo, Itassis, Black Lance, Dark Troll, Mucor, Hydra Worm, Clawbster, Rock Troll, Taxi Cab Monster, Giant Spider, Flytrap, Boney, Skullington, Gargoyle of the Gates, Jester the Pester, Behemoth, Gnatu, Spydex, Screamer, Warmax, Shrieker, 50 Below, Fightoe, Ursus, and Chimera and he began absorbing them into him as he assimilated all of their powers and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed along with his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flared up extremely and he began growing even stronger.

When Lincoln was done and the stingers changed back, nothing was left of them, and all that's left is the clone of Octomus the Master.

?: I WILL KILL YOU ALL, TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STORM!

We then saw our target, the clone of Octomus the Master, and he was out to destroy us.

Sylvester: Ugh, he's just as ugly as the original one.

Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.

Lincoln: Clone or not, he's still as dangerous as the real one. Let's end him and take care of that next manifestation of Universe 666 Sebastian's residual darkness.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Universal True Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Justice from my back and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel United Friendship Universal Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Crash Bandicoot's Skylands Ten Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Skylands Justice and Ten Eternal Elemental Skylanders True Bravery from his back and he transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Elemental Skylander-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Ten Elemental Knight Elemental Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Justice and Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Bravery, Sherlock Hound unholstered his massive Sherlock Hound's Demonic Dark Knight Sparda's Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Greatsword of Demonic Dark Knight Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Stellar Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Star Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Star Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel Compassion, Max Goof unholsters his massive Max Goof's Heavenly Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Keyblade of Justice from his back and transformed into Super Angel-Disney Knight-Archangel-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Hope, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Mysticon Pink Wolf Mage-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Magic Celestial Fairy Magical Elemental Fairy Mysticon Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Justice and Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Hope and he has his Timmy Turner's Lupus the Wolf's Celestial Elemental Harmonious Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and his Royal Eye of Lupus orb ready as well, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Inuyasha unholstered his Inuyasha's Dog Hanyou Tessaiga Demon Slayer Fang Greatsword of Dog Hanyou Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dog Hanyou-Yokai-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Angel of Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Justice and Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Hope, Brandon Skellington had his Pumpkin Scepter of Halloween Town Justice still in hand, Hiroshi Ohira unholstered his massive Hiroshi Ohira's Destructive Inferno Firestorm Phoenix Firebird Angel Greatsword of Destructive Inferno Fire Phoenix Firebird Angel Vengeance and Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Firestorm Firebird-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Rage, Kuja had his Brumel Cores and Kuja's Eternal Wizard Redemption Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Redemption Wizard Justice ready and transformed into Super Angel-Genome-Wizard-Dragon-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Hope, Darren Devereaux, Sebastian Mendez, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Loonatics, Black Widow and her team, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Heathcliff and his friends, Timmy's friends, Woody Woodpecker, Knothead, Splinter, Winnie Woodpecker, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, Nico's harem, Lord Raiden and the Earthrealm Warriors, and The Royal Defenders got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's Eternal Night Dream Morpheus's Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel Hope, Juniper Lee unholstered her Juniper Lee's Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Magicstorm Greatsword of Spirit World Magic Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Angel of Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Justice and Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Will, Liam unholstered his massive Liam Hunnicut's Arctic Qailertetang's Holy Arctic Thundersnow Greatsword of Holy Arctic Thundersnow Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ice Dragon-Yuki-Onna-Musk Ox-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Angel of Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Justice and Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Hope, and Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nicole, Nico, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after the Octomus the Master clone, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Blue Fire, Sand, Bubbles, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.

Then, Lincoln turned the tips of his tails into Cell's Stingers and he stabbed the Octomus the Master clone and he began absorbing him as he assimilated all of his powers and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed along with his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flared up extremely and he began growing even stronger. Then, when Lincoln was done and the stingers changed back, nothing was left of him, and he sent the clones' spirits to The Black Gates. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.

Suddenly, we heard an unearthly roar and the pool of darkness rumbled greatly, and then, we saw the manifestation of Universe 666 Sebastian's residual darkness, but before he could attack, he was trapped in a holy light energy field below his feet by Lincoln.

Suddenly, Lincoln's massive white angel wings glowed with rainbow energy and rainbow light, and then, they spread out to their maximum wingspan of 8'5" and fired a massive rainbow energy shockwave that spread all over, and because of feeling the powerful and purifying effects of the rainbow energy shockwave, the residual darkness remnant of Universe 666 Sebastian and began screaming with pain and anger as light burst out of him, and then, he exploded as he let out a dying scream and was banished to The Black Gates and this time forever.

Lincoln: And that's it for another of Universe 666 Sebastian's residual darkness remnants. (To Belinda Midnight) And it's so good to see you again, Belinda Midnight.

Belinda Midnight: You too, Lincoln, it's been seven years since we last met, and it's so good to see you again, Autumn.

Autumn Midnight: You too, Belinda.

Lincoln went up to Belinda Midnight and he hugged her, and Belinda Midnight is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much more stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face soon became even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, thick hair on his massive forearms, stubble on his jawline, and chest hair on his pecs, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.

Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.

Belinda Midnight: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'5" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, hair on your massive forearms, beard stubble on your jawline, and chest hair on your pecs and many accessories and large gold halo with four large gold rings orbiting behind your head, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, we've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.

Eli: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as J.D. and all of us, and he's become truly immortal, and Lincoln, you know her?

Lincoln: Indeed I do, Eli, this is Belinda Midnight, she's my Guardian Angel from Michigan and the fourth eldest sister of The Midnight Sisters, she's a Goth Girl born from darkness and she also has immense and incredible power over The Dark Arts, Witchcraft, darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, Necromancy, The Occult, demons, and creatures of the night, and also has black angel wings. She's the member of a new generation of The Midnight Society, and every night, she and her group meet up with me at the backyard of the house and tell some of the most bone-chilling and scariest stories around a campfire and she's the one who handles the organizing of our meetings. She's also friends with Lucy and The Young Morticians' Club, and they were intrigued to find out that she's the member of a new generation of The Midnight Society, and she hates Lisa with a blazing passion. One night, as she and the rest of The Midnight Society were in the backyard preparing for their night of scary stories at the campfire, Lisa tried to attack us, but Belinda used her dark powers and made Lisa's nightmares come to life, and she got so scared, she ran back inside the house and into her room and refused to come out for the rest of the night.

Nico: Jeez, that's scary.

Me: And I remembered that incident all too well, Lisa got what she deserved that night.

Lincoln: Messing with The Midnight Society is always a horrible idea, not to mention that they have dark powers, and with them, they can find out their deepest darkest nightmares and make them come true, and now that you're here, Belinda.

Lincoln went up to and hugged Belinda Midnight in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head and eleven massive and long white tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings. He slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.

Belinda Midnight: Wow, you're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.

Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Belinda Midnight's neck with red gems on the gold lightning bolts and red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with a white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.

Belinda Midnight: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!

Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Belinda Midnight.

Belinda Midnight had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes as Lincoln still had his massive and powerful muscular arms around her and he leaned down to her face and kissed her on the lips and she also returned it, and we cheered for them, then we went up to the ten girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The ten girls are Ai Himura, Shizuka Ichijou, Aoi Inoue, Rei Kisaragi, Yumi Nagoshi, Shiho Ouma, and Akira Toume from Jutaijima ''Doushite Anta Mitai na Busa Otoko ni Tanezuke Sarenakya Ikenai no yo?'' and Akeno Himejima, Asia Argento, and Koneko Toujou from High School DxD.

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Ai Himura, Shizuka Ichijou, Aoi Inoue, Rei Kisaragi, Yumi Nagoshi, Shiho Ouma, and Akira Toume from Jutaijima ''Doushite Anta Mitai na Busa Otoko ni Tanezuke Sarenakya Ikenai no yo?'' and Akeno Himejima, Asia Argento, and Koneko Toujou from High School DxD.

Nicole: Whoa, awesome.

Lincoln: Are you girls okay?

Ai Himura: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, when Ai Himura and the other nine girls saw who it was that saved them from the clones of Octomus the Master and his minions along with another manifestation of Universe 666 Sebastian's residual darkness, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 18-year-old 8'5" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head with large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind his head, thick hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with gold lightning bolt in its claws and the Ebonwu Squadron emblem on its chest emblazoned on his forehead and Third Eye with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama in between that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero and God, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, and God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broad left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.

He had his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds, The Sickle Swords of Hinon, and the purified Universe 666 version of The Miracle Box holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, his Omnipotent Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel of Universal Harmonious Loud Justice, Mythological Hope, and Eternal Love Almighty Book, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold metal bands with multi-colored on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large rainbow gems on his large wrists with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold cuff bracer and other bracelets merged with the left large gold Bracer and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony shrunk to the size of a gem on top, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, he has on He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the gold crisscross straps and gold metal circular chest plate with phoenix carved on it and surrounded by red gems and on the back of the straps is a kanji that said Lincoln Loud, Truly Loving Gold-Hearted Brother, Son, Grandson, and Father, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest with chest hair on his pecs, large white and gold accented Elemental Choker of Eternal Love and Thunderbird pendant on his neck, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, his Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers with gold armored finger claws over his fingers, he has twelve large planets orbiting around his legs and twelve smaller planets orbiting around his waist and an immense rainbow protective aura with swirling elements around him.

Ai Himura: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet the rest of you.

Lincoln made nine clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene, and he slowly bit them and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them.

Ai Himura: (Seductively and rubs her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

Suddenly, ten Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Ai Himura, Shizuka Ichijou, Aoi Inoue, Rei Kisaragi, Yumi Nagoshi, Shiho Ouma, Akira Toume, Akeno Himejima, Asia Argento, and Koneko Toujou with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned to The World Tree Estate and told everyone what had happened, and they were shocked to find out the villains we went after were clones of Octomus the Master and his former minions created by another manifestation of Universe 666 Sebastian's residual darkness.

But, when Lincoln showed what we all did in beating them down and Lincoln stabbing them with his Cell Stinger tips on his tails and he absorbed them into him and assimilated all their powers which forced out the manifestation of Universe 666 Sebastian's residual darkness and he was destroyed and sent to The Black Gates forever, everyone cheered and hugged us and Lincoln's harem kissed him on the cheek. Lincoln and Belinda Midnight have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town.

Maria: Oh man, so another manifestation of Universe 666 Sebastian's residual darkness was here and it created clones of Octomus and his former minions?!

Lincoln: Yep, but just like what happened with the clones of Queen Bansheera and the demons, I absorbed them and assimilated all their powers.

Nico: Along with banishing their souls to The Black Gates and it also forced out the manifestation once more and he too got destroyed and sent to The Black Gates.

Me: He really refused to give up and just die? What a sore loser.

After Lincoln absorbed the clones of Octomus the Master and his minions and destroyed another manifestation of Universe 666 Sebastian's residual darkness, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Belinda Midnight saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.

Belinda Midnight: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 18-year-old, 8'5" tall, really big, handsome, sexy, and extremely super strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. He's definitely been continuing on bodybuilding and working out even more for many years, and because of that along with the combination of his diet plan that we gave him, along with his hyperpuberty and genes, he'd gained the powerful and massive body that all bodybuilders could only dream of. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under a lot of very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Belinda, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger and bigger in muscle mass, I've also gotten smarter as well.

Belinda Midnight: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.

Me: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from the little boy from years ago into the really big, really strong, and really powerful man we know today.

Belinda Midnight: I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.

Suddenly, Darren Devereaux wasn't feeling well as we saw his face turn pale.

Me: Darren, you alright? You don't look so well.

Darren Devereaux: Ugh, no, not really.

Poromon and the other mascots took out a popsicle stick.

Poromon: I want you to open your mouth and say "Ahh"

Suddenly, Darren let out an evil growl as he opened his mouth extremely wide, but where he was supposed to have normal teeth, it was filled with ugly teeth, and The Mascots saw it and got away from him before he snapped his jaws shut, and he continued roaring like a monster, then, his hair turned really messy, and his arms turned grey and furry with three fingers and dug through the floor and went underground.

WE WERE HORRIFIED: DARREN WAS BIT BY THE WEREMOLE!

Me: (GASPS) DARREN'S BEEN BIT THE WEREMOLE!

Nico: That ugly monster Lincoln, Laney, Lana, Earth, and Bai Tza saw in Nowhere?!

Nicole: Looks like it. Oh man, we got to get Darren back to normal and fast, we still got the notes on the cure to do it.

Sebastian Mendez: What we need is to hit him in the head with a mallet.

Suddenly, Darren burst out of the floor, but his hair turned fiery red, and he opened his mouth and closed them on Sebastian Mendez and dragged him down and he also got bit!

Lincoln: Oh man.

We ran to the lab and made a Weremole cure for Darren, and we rushed back down. Suddenly, the Weremole-turned Darren burst out roaring at us, but we shot him with the cure and he roared in pain and changed back.

Darren Devereaux: Ugh, what happened?

Nico: You got bit by a Weremole, a werewolf-like mole that comes out in the full moon and has a taste for rabbits and people, and you turned into one yourself.

Darren Devereaux: Did I bite anyone?

Lincoln: You did.

Me: You bit Sebastian.

Goten: We've already got the same cure for him too.

Suddenly, we heard the ground rumbling and we heard the sound of grumbling, and then, the ground burst and we saw Sebastian come out and was turned into a Weremole. He opened his mouth and he clamped down on Goten and Trunks and dragged them down. But, then, the sound of punches and kicks were heard down there.

Goten: GET AWAY, YOU LITTLE MONSTER!

The two of them got out, but boy, did they get messed up: their shirts got completely shredded by that monster and their hair got messed up.

Nico: Jeez, man, he did a number on you two.

Goten: He sure did, but he didn't bite us. If he does that again, he's getting hit on the head with a mallet.

Suddenly, Sebastian popped out, and he roared at us. Yakko brought his mallet down, but Sebastian got away, but he also made two more holes. Then, Sebastian began popping out of the holes that he made and Yakko tried to hit him, but he kept ducking into the holes. Suddenly, Sebastian popped out of the couch, and Yakko tried to hit him, but he got away, and he did this three more times, and that really pissed him off.

Nico: This is just like a game of Whack-A-Mole.

Me: I was about to point it out.

Suddenly, Sebastian began chomping his way right at us, but before he could attack, we shot him with the cure and he changed back to normal, and the floors and couch were magically repaired.

Lincoln: This is just like our little Weremole problem back in Nowhere. Darren must've gotten bit by the Weremole as we were dealing with the owners of McBurgertown.

Me: That's got to be the case, but at least, Darren and Sebastian got cured.

We got a shower afterwards, and then, Lincoln, Simulator Melike, Simulator Android 18, Medusa (The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy OC), Euryale (The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy OC), Stheno (The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy OC), Snarehuntress, Frightwig, Universe 666 EightEight, Universe 666 Rojo, Universe 666 Azul, Universe 666 Amarillo, and Margie (Ben 10) are heading to Seaside Hill.

Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 18-year-old, white-haired, 8'5", handsome and extremely muscular man had on his new large orange and black speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.

And Simulator Melike, Simulator Android 18, Medusa (The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy OC), Euryale (The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy OC), Stheno (The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy OC), Snarehuntress, Frightwig, Universe 666 EightEight, Universe 666 Rojo, Universe 666 Azul, Universe 666 Amarillo, and Margie (Ben 10) are dressed in two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out Simulator Melike, Simulator Android 18, Medusa (The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy OC), Euryale (The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy OC), Stheno (The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy OC), Snarehuntress, Frightwig, Universe 666 EightEight, Universe 666 Rojo, Universe 666 Azul, Universe 666 Amarillo, and Margie (Ben 10) all had feelings for Lincoln, and he also had feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of musclebound thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln sucked out their muscle mass, virility, strength, blood, and life energy as it killed them all which made those buttfaces go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at those buttfaces and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of them, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that mutant has sent more muscle-bound thugs to kill them.

Medusa: Wow, so, this is Seaside Hill, it sure is beautiful.

Lincoln: It sure is, Medusa, and it's perfect for our first date. Shall we?

Lincoln, Simulator Melike, Simulator Android 18, Medusa (The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy OC), Euryale (The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy OC), Stheno (The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy OC), Snarehuntress, Frightwig, Universe 666 EightEight, Universe 666 Rojo, Universe 666 Azul, Universe 666 Amarillo, and Margie (Ben 10) dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the ocean, and they also saw the creatures that lived there, then, they went back to the beach and they had an awesome volleyball match, and Simulator Melike, Simulator Android 18, Medusa (The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy OC), Euryale (The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy OC), Stheno (The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy OC), Snarehuntress, Frightwig, Universe 666 EightEight, Universe 666 Rojo, Universe 666 Azul, Universe 666 Amarillo, and Margie (Ben 10) got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen massive 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails.

But then, they saw the hulking muscle-bound thugs that Flip hired coming after them, but Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he also grew even stronger. When Lincoln was done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into Lincoln, and the thugs were now dead from blood loss and thin as a rake and he fired a blast of red energy and destroyed them leaving them as ashes.

Lincoln: Nice try, you stupid mutant!

Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Simulator Melike, Simulator Android 18, Medusa (The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy OC), Euryale (The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy OC), Stheno (The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy OC), Snarehuntress, Frightwig, Universe 666 EightEight, Universe 666 Rojo, Universe 666 Azul, Universe 666 Amarillo, and Margie (Ben 10) and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and Simulator Melike, Simulator Android 18, Medusa (The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy OC), Euryale (The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy OC), Stheno (The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy OC), Snarehuntress, Frightwig, Universe 666 EightEight, Universe 666 Rojo, Universe 666 Azul, Universe 666 Amarillo, and Margie (Ben 10) placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, and then, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss and he also marked them as he slowly sank his fangs into them and fed on their blood. They came back home to The World Tree Estate, and Nico and I saw Lincoln covered in kisses on his face, body, and eight-pack abs.

Me: (Whistles) Wow, it looks like you really had a good time at Seaside Hill, eh, Lincoln?

Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so... AWESOME!

Suddenly, twelve Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Simulator Melike, Simulator Android 18, Medusa (The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy OC), Euryale (The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy OC), Stheno (The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy OC), Snarehuntress, Frightwig, Universe 666 EightEight, Universe 666 Rojo, Universe 666 Azul, Universe 666 Amarillo, and Margie (Ben 10) with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.

Lily the Mermaid: Whoa, now Simulator Melike, Simulator Android 18, Medusa (The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy OC), Euryale (The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy OC), Stheno (The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy OC), Snarehuntress, Frightwig, Universe 666 EightEight, Universe 666 Rojo, Universe 666 Azul, Universe 666 Amarillo, and Margie (Ben 10) are in your harem, Linky.

Lincoln: And here's this.

Suddenly, Lincoln's abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and snakes in his pure white hair appeared on his head, his eleven massive and long white wolf tails transformed into snakes and the snakes react depending on their mood, his skin complexion changed to orange and white scaly skin, his eyes and his Third Eye changed to yellow with deep blue crescent pupils, and his fangs grew longer and dagger shaped and have the ability to inject venom into a villain when he bites them.

Me: (GASPS) Lincoln, you've transformed into a Gorgon!

Lincoln: Yep, I have many more forms because of me marking my harem.

Nico: Whoa.

Lincoln changed back.

Jenna: And Flip had some nerve trying to kill them, that mutant is just making things much worse for himself.

Serena Logan: I always knew that stupid mutant cheapskate was and always will be nothing but fucking trouble, and he's just making things worse for himself.

Rarity: And trying to kill Simulator Melike, Simulator Android 18, Medusa (The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy OC), Euryale (The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy OC), Stheno (The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy OC), Snarehuntress, Frightwig, Universe 666 EightEight, Universe 666 Rojo, Universe 666 Azul, Universe 666 Amarillo, and Margie (Ben 10), now that repulsive ape is really going to get it.

Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with more of the hulking muscle-bound hired thugs they sent to kill us yet again, but I sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and killed them all and sent them to The Black Gates, and that mutant should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!

Suddenly, we heard Flip scream and bellow with extreme hatred and rage and cursing right at us, and now, that moron has officially lost his mind.

Maria: (Flips Flip the middle finger) Yeah, up yours, you mutant moronic cheapskate!

Nico: Even after we kicked Flip's miserable hide, that mutant still refuses to quit!

Lincoln: Same with Lewis Travolta, Dark Amy, Icky Vicky, Billy McLean, Pablo, Anderson, and the other jerks at Dad's restaurant, but it's much more fun to see their thugs get killed by me.

Me: It sure is, and it's so much more fun seeing them blow their stacks!

We then saw Lincoln form a viewing window, and then, Lincoln snapped his fingers.

SNAPS FINGERS!

We saw a massive funnel appeared in Flip's mouth, and then, massive cartons of the extremely powerful laxatives that Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta appeared over the funnel.

Me: (GASPS) ARE THOSE...?!

Nico: The extremely powerful laxatives Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta?!

Luna: DO IT, BRO!

Then, the extremely powerful laxatives were dumped into Flip's mouth and the funnel was removed. Then, Flip's stomach gurgled and rumbled, and then...!

MASSIVELY LOUD AND EXTREMELY WET FART!

Flip farted and massive tons of gold, jewels, gems, and other currencies exploded out of his three-cheeked butt like crazy!

Flip stopped farting like crazy.

Lincoln: That's for trying to get your musclebound thugs to murder me and the girls in my harem, you disgusting three butt-cheeked mutant!

Nico: Jeez. Those laxatives are really powerful, I still remember when you tried that prank on me years ago, Connor, but that failed.

Me: Because of you using Walker's powers.

Connor Chan: Flip's really pissing me off now, if he does this again, I'm gonna shove a grenade down his throat!

Nico: Connor, I know you're angry, but we're saving it for December 1st when we kill him, Icky Vicky, and Xehanort. Now, don't even think of getting into the weapons room or I'm telling Dad!

Connor Chan: Tattle tale.


Later it was time for Another awesome Super Mario Galaxy 2 adventure.

Nico came into the simulator from his nap.

Me: Have a nice nap Nico?

Nico: I sure did. I needed it too.

Me: Good. Ready for the next galaxy when you are.

Nico: Okay. Boo Moon Galaxy is next.

Me: OOH! That is haunting!

Brittney: That would be a perfect one for the Goths of Darkness.

Nico: It sure would.

Winx Club Layla: Me, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Dante and Boris will go with.

Nico: All right then.

They went into the simulator and it activated and they were at BOO MOON GALAXY! It was REALLY SPOOKY!

Nico: Creepy!

Girl Jordan: (GULPS)

Nico: Any tips Nicole?

Nicole: (On the radio) Well this one is gonna be a very tricky one. The boos are going to try and scare you. So you have to be careful.

Nico: Thanks.

Leeli: I have a feeling this will be good.

Dante: I'm ready for them.

Nico: They can try to scare us.

?: Let them try!

2 figures came and one was a girl with black hair and had black clothes and black angel wings and she had purple eyes and along her arm were the Nazca Lines of the Dark Signers and she had a tiara with the symbol of the Earthbound Immortals on it and the same symbol on her skirt and she had a sword with the Nazca Lines on it. The second girl was a girl with orange hair and blue eyes and blue clothes and she had blue angel wings and had a tiara with the symbol of Needle Man on it and had a powerful spear of fire.

Elandra Earthbound: Elandra Earthbound, Embodiment of the Earthbound Immortals.

Naomi Needle: Naomi Needle, Embodiment of Needle Man.

Girl Jordan: Naomi!

Layla: Naomi!

Naomi Needle: Girl Jordan! Layla!

She hugged them!

Girl Jordan: Boy it's awesome to see you!

Naomi Needle: Boy its been a while.

Leeli: Hi. I'm Leeli.

Naomi Needle: Awesome to meet you Leeli. Wait! Leeli Wingfeather from The Wingfeather Saga!? I loved those books.

Nico: Awesome! We can talk later. Lets go get that star.

They were off.

They saw a bunch of Boos in a huge open area.

Boris: I see Boos nearby!

Nico: And they have the star with them. Lets rock and roll!

They flew at them!

Nico: (Gets out Iceage and Hydros' Ridewatches) Let's freeze these guys!

He activated them and fired waves of ice and blasted the Boos! They were frozen!

Boris: Lets thaw them!

Boris and Dante fired waves of indigo and yellow fire and blasted them.

Elandra Earthbound: Time to send them to hell!

She fired waves of rainbow fire and blasted the Boos!

Naomi Needle: I'll skewer them!

She fired needles and skewered them!

Layla, Girl Jordan and Leeli fired waves of water and they blasted the Boos!

Nico: OH YEAH!

They went and got the star!

YOU GOT A STAR!

Nico: OH YEAH!

Girl Jordan: That was so fun!

Naomi Needle: Yeah it was!

They all high five!

Nico: How did you meet Layla and Girl Jordan?

Naomi Needle: I met Girl Jordan at the library when we were looking at books for the Wingfeather Saga. I thought it was a great story.

Girl Jordan: It sure is. And during one of the missions we discovered that I had a spiritual connection with Leeli. Her song is more powerful than it looks and sounds. Watch.

Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.

(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)

The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background

Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)

O holoré lay thee low

Holoél dark in the Deep

Down beneath the earth you go

Go holoré fast to sleep

O holoré lay thee low

Holoél dark in the Deep

Down beneath the earth you go

Go holoré fast to sleep

Fast to sleep

Fast to sleep

Dark holoré in the Deep

Rise again holoré now

Spring abundant holoél

Render green the dying bough

Raise the rock where Yurgen fell

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Spring abundant holoél

The Boos in the area were destroyed and new life sprung into full bloom.

Naomi Needle: WHOA!

Nico: We were amazed ourselves.

Girl Jordan: Ever since I found out about that, our bond made us really close.

Naomi Needle: That is incredible!

Elandra Earthbound: Boy no kidding.

Winx Club Layla: Yep.

Naomi Needle: I met Layla when she and her friends were battling the Trix and I bashed Icy's face in and stabbed her in her leg.

Nico: Whoa nice.

Naomi Needle: Yep. Left my mark on her.

Nico: That is cool! Would you two like to join the team?

Elandra Earthbound: We would be honored.

They left and we cheered wildly for them.


Later we were watching TV. I was reading the paper.

Me: Hmm. Wow. The satellites found numerous terrorists underground and the police busted them.

Nico: Good riddance.

Spiderman: Has anyone seen the mascots?

Me: No we haven't. Eli?

Eli: (Concentrates) (GASP) They're on the moon!

Nico: WHAAAAAAAAATTTT!?

And he was right! They were on the moon! And Mario was with them because he was on the moon before too.

Mario: (Italian Accent) It's-a good to be on the moon again.

Poromon: Thanks for coming with us, Mario.

Mario: Anytime Poromon. It's-a gonna be good to help you.

Poliwag: Love coming to the moon.

Manaphy: It's so cool seeing the moon like this.

Horsea: It sure is and I feel light as a feather here.

Poromon: Me too.

Captain America: ...we should probably find them!

Me: Oh Mario is with them. He told me that he is taking them somewhere but he didn't say.

Nico: That's nice of Mario to help. Wait! I remember that Mario went to the moon before.

Nicole: He sure did. Super Mario Odyssey. That was fun.

Nico: I love that game. But lets go find them

We were off to the moon.

Horsea: After the Galaxies, Super Mario Odyssey levels should be next

Mario: Ooh that's-a not a bad-a idea.

Poromon: I agree.

We landed on the moon.

Me: Wow the moon is as beautiful as ever. Especially with the view of the Earth like this.

Nico: Wow! The Earth is so beautiful this close. And the view of the Estate is amazing.

Camie: Wow no kiding.

Lockdown: Poromon? Guys? Where are you?

Me: There they are.

We then saw a door open up and they went down into it.

Me: Looks like they found something.

Nico: Lets go see.

We went to help them.

Minutes earlier, the mascots and Mario were looking around.

Poromon: Hey what's this?

Poromon pressed a button and then a door opened.

Mario: Mama mia!

They went down into it.

They went down and under the moon surface they saw a Crystal Temple!

Poliwag: Too bad the others aren't here to see this!

Me: See what?

Horsea: Oh you're here! Look!

WE GASPED!

Nicole: (GASP) I don't believe it! You guys found it! I thought it was just a myth! You found the Crystal Temple of Lunas Dianis! Wow!

Nico: Awesome!

Nicole: Wow! I also have been trying to find this for years! But I lost the map for it! I thought I would never find it but you guys did a great thing for me.

Poromon: Aw it was nothing.

Huffer: Did you guys seriously come all the way out here?

Poromon: We sure did. Mario was with us to watch over us.

Me: Good call there Mario.

Mario: Thank you.

Nico: So what treasure is in this temple Nicole?

Nicole: The legendary Sword of Diana, the Goddess of the Moon. Legends say that she made a powerful moon sword of pink crystal that can control the powers of the moon.

Nico: Wow! Who gets it?

Sailor Moon: I will get it.

Me: Go for it Serena.

We went into the temple and it was amazing.

Nico: Wow! Beautiful.

We saw the sword and it was awesome!

Me: Wow!

Nico: There it is!

Manaphy: It was completely worth it!

Sailor Moon went over to it and grabbed the handle and then she pulled and it was out and then it glowed and she was getting a massive power boost! She was enveloped in a vortex of power and got awesome wings she looked and felt amazing.

Nico: Wow!

Naruto: How do you feel Serena?

Sailor Moon: I feel amazing!

Nico: So awesome. You earned it.

We later went back home.


Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and he had a vision, and he saw who it was that we're going to confront today: it was none other than Klaww, and he's causing havoc. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.

Lincoln: Oh, dear God!

Lincoln sounded the alarm and we rushed in.

Nico: We heard the alarm, what's wrong, Lincoln?

Lincoln: Nico, everyone, we've got a seriously huge emergency. I just had a vision and I saw who it was that we're going to confront today, it's none other than Klaww.

Nicole: From Marvel Lego Superheroes?! Where are they at, Lincoln?

Lincoln: He's in the level What's Klaw's is Mined.

Nico: Looks like we've got more trouble in the world of Marvel Lego Superheroes.

Me: Sounds like it.

Nico: Okay, then, let's head down there and take care of Klaww.

Lincoln: This is going to be so awesome.

Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more and our rainbow energy auras, rainbow protective auras, and rainbow fire auras flared up even more, as they sensed a massively powerful energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure was none other than Universe 666 Eli and he's coming and really wants revenge on Evil Nico for murdering Universe 666 Nunnally long ago. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.

Lincoln: Oh dear God!

Rayman: I can guess that we got big trouble heading our way. Lincoln, who was it that you saw?

Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and this is someone that we're so not going to like one bit. Nico, everyone, we've got a seriously huge emergency. I just had a vision and I saw who it was that we're going to confront today, the figure is none other than Universe 666 Eli and he's coming and really wants revenge on Evil Nico for murdering Universe 666 Nunnally long ago.

We gasped.

Universe 666 Lincoln: Oh God. Eli.

Me: Does he hate Evil Nico as much as all of you do?

Universe 666 Me: You have no idea.

Universe 666 Lincoln: He despises him with an extremely bloody passion, because Evil Nico murdered Universe 666 Nunnally long ago, and Universe 666 Eli went mad with rage and grief, and in his anger, he was about to destroy Universe 666 Earth in his wrathful rage, but knowing that I didn't want my home destroyed nor The Resistance, I trapped him in a coffin and carved magical symbols that kept him trapped inside and sent it to another planet. But, how, the symbols should've kept him trapped inside.

Me: The symbols must've worn off somehow.

Universe 666 Lincoln: If the magical symbols wore off, then, that means.

Universe 666 Lincoln checked on the computer and he saw the coffin was burst open.

Universe 666 Lincoln: Oh God, Universe 666 Eli's escaped!

Sakura Shinju: So, Lincoln and I need to stop him and take him down.

Lincoln: And I'm going to resurrect Universe 666 Nunnally to heal Universe 666 Eli's heart and soul. He's one Universe 666 Jinchuriki that deserves redemption.

Nico: Yeah, he needs his heart and soul repaired, what that snake did is beyond evil. Alright, gang, let's go, we're off to the world of Marvel Lego Superheroes and we're taking down Klaww.

Lincoln: Klaww, you better be ready, we're coming for you, and once we get done with him, you better be ready, Universe 666 Eli.

Sakura Shinju: Out of all the Universe 666 Jinchuriki, you're one who deserves redemption, and above all else, you deserve to have your heart and soul repaired.

Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and all of us headed out to the world of Marvel Lego Superheroes and we're taking down Klaww, and once we got done with him, Sakura Shinju and Lincoln are going to take down Universe 666 Eli and Lincoln's going to resurrect Universe 666 Nunnally to heal Universe 666 Eli's heart and soul.


Loki, Stinkbomb, Spittor, Cybershark, Airazor, Tigerhawk, Indigo Zap and Gloriosa Daisy VS Stinky Butt, Malodor, Springload, Hammerstrike, Airazor & Divebomb, and Crazybolt and Slicedice - Nico's rescue was to Help the mascots destroy McBurgertown and erase more of Peter Griffin

Loni, Pepperdance, Misha (Transformers Energon), Blackarachnia, Razorclaw, Lazerbeak, Napalm Man and Crystal Man VS Anti-Wanda, Cajun Fox, Blood Sausage, Aligned Chop Shop, Clampdown, and Universe 666 Thunderclap - Us battling Another Fruity Peppers, Farting Red Bell Pepper, Farting Cayenne Pepper, Doc Duodenum and Another Iceage who were the Keyblade Knight of Voth and the Embodiment of Frenchtoast

Luke Loud, Wendy Darling, Jane (Peter Pan 2), Peter Pan, Tinkerbell, Sprite of Spring (Fantasia 2000), Sugarcoat and Lemon Zest VS Cavalier, Yost Korvac, Universe 666 Boogeyman (Billy & Mandy), Universe 666 King Sombra, Universe 666 Maleficent 1959, and Universe 666 Captain Hook - Lincoln's rescue in Kansas was battling a clone of Octomus the Master was created by another manifestation of Universe 666 Sebastian, but that dark monster has also created clones of Morticon, Necrolai, Koragg, The Knight Wolf, Imperious, Sculpin, Magma, Oculous, Serpentina, Megahorn, Hekatoid, Gekkor, Matoombo, Itassis, Black Lance, Dark Troll, Mucor, Hydra Worm, Clawbster, Rock Troll, Taxi Cab Monster, Giant Spider, Flytrap, Boney, Skullington, Gargoyle of the Gates, Jester the Pester, Behemoth, Gnatu, Spydex, Screamer, Warmax, Shrieker, 50 Below, Fightoe, Ursus, and Chimera

Lane, Howard the Duck, Miia, Cerea, Rachnera, Fi, Centaur Man and Flame Man VS Eris, Quackor the Fowl, Ghost of Witch McCoy, Minotaur (Scooby Doo), Moon Monster, and Injector - Boo Moon Galaxy next and we met the Embodiments of Earthbound Immortal and Needle Man

Boy Lynn, Huanglongmon, Melanie Flores, Farran Leafshade, Aira Windwhistler, Naida Riverheart, Brawl and Swindle VS Mammoth, Cyclops, Anacleto Mitragli, Gordo The Gruesome, Evil Persephone, and Evil Gulper - The Mascots on the moon

Lars, Irina Wendolva, Sela, Leo, Amu, Tusk, Matoombo and Itasis VS Raven Branwen, Beagle Babes, Zor, Zomom, Zazz, and Zeena - The mascots found an awesome treasure on the moon that was mythical and Nicole was trying to find it for years

Leif, Camie the Mermaid, Sky, Bridge, Z, Sydney, Bombshell and Kickback VS Condiment King, Big Cheese, Slyther, Mucus, Void Knight, and Boomtower - The Level Hydra Hijinx is next.

Lexx, Goofy, Ethan, Kira, Namine, Trent Fernandez, Veon and Hagger VS 2016 Morbucks, Glomgold, Oxy Man, Tesla, Kusuna, and Gravitational Spring - Klaww is in for a massive buttkicking

Levi, Carapace, Rosa Laurence, Lucy Xi, Celina McPherson, Tammy Rosalinda, Octane and Shrapnel VS Professor XXXL, Bird Brain, UnBearables, Wu Sisters, Garluch, and Nowhere King - Klaww is gonna get his big fat butt kicked big time

Leon, Simone Houou, Hikari Nonomura, Mio Natsume, Haru Tokashiki, Kagura Izumi, Marah and Kapri VS Artie Ziff, Gourd, Wildcard, Supergator, Toothpick, and Gwess - Hydra is getting it's scaly butt kicked with extreme predjudice


Stinky Butt (to Loki): Nico's rescue was to Help the mascots destroy McBurgertown and erase more of Peter Griffin. Though it was probably illegal even before that.

Anti Wanda (to Loni): Nico, Samus' team, Iceage's team, and the others did good battling Another Fruity Peppers, Farting Red Bell Pepper, Farting Cayenne Pepper, Doc Duodenum and Another Iceage. They were the Keyblade Knight of Voth and the Embodiment of Frenchtoast

Cavalier (to Luke): I heard Lincoln's rescue was in Kansas was battling a clone of Octomus the Master. He was created by another manifestation of Universe 666 Sebastian, but that dark monster has also created clones of Morticon, Necrolai, Koragg, The Knight Wolf, Imperious, Sculpin, Magma, Oculous, Serpentina, Megahorn, Hekatoid, Gekkor, Matoombo, Itassis, Black Lance, Dark Troll, Mucor, Hydra Worm, Clawbster, Rock Troll, Taxi Cab Monster, Giant Spider, Flytrap, Boney, Skullington, Gargoyle of the Gates, Jester the Pester, Behemoth, Gnatu, Spydex, Screamer, Warmax, Shrieker, 50 Below, Fightoe, Ursus, and Chimera

Eris (to Lane): Boo Moon Galaxy was next. Nico met the Embodiments of Earthbound Immortal and Needle Man.

Mammoth (to Boy Lynn): The Mascots went on the moon. How did they like it?

Raven Branwen (to Lars): The mascots found an awesome treasure on the moon that was mythical. Nicole was trying to find it for years

Condiment King (to Leif): The Levesl Hydra Hijinks and High Noon Saloon are next. They cover the Hydra Airship and the Old West.

2016 Morbucks (to Lexx): Lego Klaw is in for a massive buttkicking. And so are the Lego versions of Zemo, MODOK, and Captain Corbett.

Professor XXXL (to Levi): Klaw is gonna get his big fat butt kicked big time. Too bad we couldn't fit him yesterday.

Artie Ziff (to Leon): Hydra is getting it's scaly butt kicked with extreme predjudice. No matter the dimension, they'll always be easy to fight.


Lincoln: It's over, Klaww.

Suddenly, Lincoln's eleven massive and long white wolf tails stretched out, and then, they lashed out at Klaww, and they were being bashed and beaten all over the place, and he even bashed him on the head with one of his tails.

Nico: Ooh, now that's gonna leave a mark.

We then saw Klaww get a lump on his head! OUCH! Then, we saw a white flag go up on the lump.

Me: Looks like he surrenders.

Lincoln threw an energy card which hit Klaww and imprisoned him inside a card and he put him inside a box he made and it vanished.

Nico: Now, that was awesome! We took down Klaww, and he's going to be in a lot of trouble.

Lincoln: You said it. Now, there's one last thing to do and one last loose end to tie up: Universe 666 Eli.

?: (SUPER ENRAGED AND SUPER PISSED OFF VOICE) NICO!

Suddenly, the twelve large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the twelve large planets orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the Loud Sisters' legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the legs of The Loud's friends, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine and eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the eleven large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eleven coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Twilight Sparkle and her friends, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eleven large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eleven large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Takanuva's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands and our gold halos with four orbiting gold rings surrounding the corners behind our heads were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.

Lincoln formed a massive diamond barrier with absorption energy surrounding the diamond barrier that protected all of us from a massively powerful volley of red Chakra blasts, and it absorbed the blasts and they flowed into us and made us even stronger than ever.

Lincoln: (Catches the scent) There's no mistaking that scent from anywhere, come on out right now, Universe 666 Eli.

A figure came out, and it was none other than Universe 666 Eli, but his eyes changed to red with slit pupils and his ten massive and long white tails were already out, he has fangs and claws, and he was already a wild animal.

Universe 666 Me: Eli.

Universe 666 Eli: J.D.?! But, that's impossible, Nico killed you!

Universe 666 Lincoln: He did, but J.D. of the prime universe brought him and all those who died at that heartless snake's hands back. And the Nico you see isn't the one who killed Nunnally!

Universe 666 Eli: I DON'T CARE I WILL KILL HIM!

Lincoln slapped him with his tails.

Sakura Shinju: Sorry, but that's not going to happen. We need to stop you.

Suddenly, Sakura Shinju's blue eyes turned neon blue and she was surrounded by a black and blue energy aura with stars, elemental forces, darkness, raccoon dogs, cats, turtles, monkeys, horses, slugs, beetles, octopi, bulls, nine-tailed foxes, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive greatsword from her back, and as she approached Universe 666 Eli, she left black and blue energy, stars, elemental forces, darkness, raccoon dogs, cats, turtles, monkeys, horses, slugs, beetles, octopi, bulls, nine-tailed foxes, phoenixes, and angels with every step.

Sakura Shinju: What happened to your dearly beloved and your dear brother was very tragic, you'd gone through Hell because of it, but when you threatened to destroy Universe 666 Earth in your fit of rage, Universe 666 Lincoln was right to have stopped you from doing so, even if he had to do it in a way that got you sealed in a coffin with magic symbols carved to keep you inside and banished to a distant planet. But, that ends here, you need your heart and soul repaired and we will lead you down the road to redemption.

Suddenly, Sakura Shinju was surrounded by a massive vortex of black and blue energy with stars, elemental forces, and darkness surrounding the vortex, there are raccoon dogs, cats, turtles, monkeys, horses, slugs, beetles, octopi, bulls, nine-tailed foxes, phoenixes, angels, and The Shinju, the Ten-Tailed Beast flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a purple phoenix with blue eyes gazing at Universe 666 Eli: the blue eyes of salvation. Then, as the vortex faded, Sakura Shinju emerged, but she was changed forever.

Sakura Shinju grew from 7'0" to 7'9" in height, she has large gold metal bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large black orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has blue highlights in the bangs of her long black hair hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon blue eyes and a black and blue energy aura with stars, elemental forces, raccoon dogs, cats, turtles, monkeys, horses, slugs, beetles, octopi, bulls, nine-tailed foxes, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense rainbow protective aura with elements swirling around it, she has the Shinju the Ten-Tailed Beast emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with red iris, she has on rabbit earrings on her ears with blue gems for eyes and holding the Star, Element, Ten, and Eternity Kanjis in its paws, she also has the Shinju with red gems for eyes and holding the Star, Element, Ten, and Eternity Kanjis in its tails for the second pendant on the bottom of her purple rabbit-shaped Element of Harmony along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with purple crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and purple gems on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Sakura Shinju has on a sleeveless black vest and top, black skirt with the Ten Kanji and symbol on it, black pants, black legwarmers, black sneakers, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, elemental forces, raccoon dogs, cats, turtles, monkeys, horses, slugs, beetles, octopi, bulls, nine-tailed foxes, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is the Shinju the Ten-Tailed Beast surrounded by darkness and the nine Tailed Beasts. Suddenly, Sakura Shinju felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive black angel wings with purple tips on the large black feathers grew much bigger for her new body and her ten massive purple tails also grew much bigger and longer for her new body, Sakura Shinju has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large blue gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.

Suddenly, Sakura Shinju's massive gold greatsword and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of black and blue energy, stars, elemental forces, raccoon dogs, cats, turtles, monkeys, horses, slugs, beetles, octopi, bulls, nine-tailed foxes, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Sakura Shinju's Eternal Black Cataclysmic Planet Death Avatar Ten-Tailed Rabbit Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Eternal Black Cataclysmic Planet Death Avatar Ten-Tailed Rabbit Phoenix Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded purple gems and the Shinju, the Ten-Tailed Beast etched on the 7'8" massive, wide, double-edged black blade, large black rabbit heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large blue gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large black rabbit heads with blue gems for eyes and on the bottom of the large black rabbit heads is a large black rabbit head with blue gems for eyes and red gem in its mouth for the pommel, Sakura Shinju has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with large blue gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of the Shinju's head with large red gem for its eye and large red gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a purple kanji below the Shinju, The Ten-Tailed Beast with nine purple magatama in between the kanji that said, "Sakura Shinju, Avatar of The Shinju, The Ten Tailed Beast, Most Powerful and Strongest Member of The Tailed Beast Avatar Guardian Angels, True Immortal and Powerful Warrior of The Universe, Master of The Elements of The Tailed Beasts, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Despiser of Bullies, Despiser of The Mean Loud Sisters, Archenemy of The Spirit of Mount Blackhead, Redeemer of Universe 666 Eli, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of The Elements, The Tailed Beasts, Phoenixes, and Angels"

桜真珠、神獣の化身、十尾の獣、尾獣アバター守護天使の最も強力かつ最強のメンバー、真の不滅で強力な宇宙の戦士、尾獣の要素のマスター、愛情深い守護天使、そして未来の妻リンカーン・ラウドの、いじめっ子の軽蔑者、意地悪なラウド・シスターズの軽蔑者、ブラックヘッド山のスピリットの大敵、宇宙666の救い主イーライ、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの驚くべきメンバー、コスモスの勇敢な戦士、保護者、擁護者、そして救世主宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情の力と要素のマスター、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真の女神真実、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠、正直、寛大、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、破壊者と悪の殺害者、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべきそして、驚くべき強力な教師の強力な生徒、そして元素、尾獣、フェニックス、天使のマスター

Sakura Shinju has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-TEN TAILS AVATAR-RABBIT-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL PLANET ELEMENTAL DESTRUCTION TAILED BEAST TEN-TAILS RABBIT PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL PLANET ELEMENTAL DESTRUCTION TAILED BEAST TEN-TAILS RABBIT PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL PLANET ELEMENTAL DESTRUCTION TAILED BEAST TEN-TAILS RABBIT PHOENIX ANGEL LOVE!

We were amazed by Sakura Shinju's Super Angel-Ten Tails Avatar-Rabbit-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Universe 666 Eli saw it, he fell into a rage and he ran at her to kill her, but Sakura Shinju fired a massive barrage of black and blue energy, stars, elemental forces, raccoon dogs, cats, turtles, monkeys, horses, slugs, beetles, octopi, bulls, nine-tailed foxes, phoenixes, and angels which hit Universe 666 Eli and sent him flying into a rock formation, he got back up, but boy was he pissed off majorly.

Me: HOLY SHIT!

Nico: That really is incredible! But, man, she really put the hurt on him!

Eli: It's not over yet, Nico. In fact, the show's about to begin.

Sakura Shinju: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Cosmic Eternal Planet Elemental Destruction Rabbit Phoenix Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Planet Elemental Destruction Rabbit Phoenix Angel Love) But, it'll end with him getting his heart and soul repaired. Shall we, Lincoln?

Lincoln: Let's do it, Sakura.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, and his new greatswords were ready as well, and he joined Sakura Shinju.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Sorry, but we can't let you hurt Nico, he's not the one responsible for your pain, you need to be stopped.

Lincoln and Sakura Shinju went after Universe 666 Eli, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, black and blue energy, slime, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mammoths, Pegasi, Windigos, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, and Mythological Animals at Universe 666 Eli, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.

Then, they attacked him with energy slashes from their massive greatswords leaving scars on him and Lincoln left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with his gold-plated claws and his two new massive greatswords and Sakura Shinju also left many more by firing blue energy slashes with her claws, and he and Sakura Shinju attacked him hard with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of their superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was really driving Universe 666 Eli even more insane with rage than ever.

Universe 666 Eli: YOU! YOU! (ENRAGED SCREAM)

Universe 666 Han went at them now completely blind with insane rage and fury, but Lincoln and Sakura Shinju kicked him hard in the stomach and Lincoln fired blasts of elemental forces at him and he got hit hard and he slashed at him with his massive greatsword. They also attacked him with powerful elemental and energy blasts and he got hit hard, and this was more than enough to drive Universe 666 Eli even farther into the edges of rage and madness. But, before he could attack again, Lincoln grabbed him by the neck and pinned him down to the ground and held him in place with his excessive superhuman strength, Universe 666 Eli tried to get out of his tight grip and he even clawed at Lincoln's chest with his claws, leaving claw marks which healed thanks to his regeneration.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) YOU SERIOUSLY NEED TO STOP THIS RIGHT NOW, ELI!

Lincoln's loud booming voice was more than enough to get him to cool it.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) That's better. Now, we understand why you were that pissed off at Evil Nico in what he did to your loved one and brother, and because of it, you wanted revenge. But, even if you do get your revenge, in the end, you'll wind up getting killed because revenge is a double-edged sword, and my Universe 666 counterpart told us you tried to destroy Universe 666 Earth in your wrathful rage, but he stopped you from doing so despite that he too suffered at that snake's hands.

Universe 666 Me: He's right, if you destroyed Universe 666 Earth, you would've become much worse than that fucked-up snake. Do you even want that?

Universe 666 Eli: All I ever care about is revenge on that snake, and I don't care if I have to destroy a planet to do it!

Universe 666 Me: Then, there's only one thing that'll get to you. Would Nunnally want that, would the girl that you love want to see you become a genocidal monster even worse than the fucked-up snake who ruined so many lives?

My Universe 666 counterpart's words and Lincoln's reasoning struck the right chord, and this caused Universe 666 Eli's eyes to well up with tears, and as Lincoln let go of his neck, he was then jumped and hugged by Universe 666 Eli as he really cried hard. Lincoln responded by hugging him as well and Universe 666 Me and Universe 666 Lincoln joined in, and we all had tears in our eyes.

Me: He struck the right chord with Universe 666 Eli.

Eli: And it's all true. What that snake did to my counterpart, that makes yet another life he ruined along with all the other lives he'd ruined.

Universe 666 Lincoln: Eli, I'm so sorry that I trapped you in that coffin, but I had no choice.

Universe 666 Eli: It's not your fault, Lincoln, if you didn't do that, I would've destroyed the planet and killed everyone there, and that also included you as well.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You weren't the only one whose life that snake ruined, he ruined many others. We'd already destroyed Evil Nico and we were destroying all those who helped him, but we're also repairing the lives of those he ruined, and you also need your heart and soul repaired more than ever. (SNAPS FINGERS)

Lincoln snapped his fingers, and lights shined down from Heaven as an angelic choir sang, and then, Universe 666 Eli saw who it was descending from the Heavens, it was Universe 666 Nunnally, now resurrected and restored to life. We all cheered wildly for what Sakura Shinju and Lincoln did as they holstered their massive greatswords and powered down and Sakura Shinju's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, ten massive and longer purple tails, large gold halo with four orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, and massive black angel wings are permanent.

Sakura Shinju: Now, that's what I really call a happy ending. Thanks for helping me with this, Lincoln.

Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Sakura.

Suddenly, Sakura Shinju wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Sakura Shinju's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her hands onto Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, Windigo, and the Shinju, The Ten-Tailed Beast flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field and elemental forces and darkness behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Sakura Shinju sucked in and absorbed the elemental forces and darkness and they came back to us as the display vanished.

Then, we found ourselves back on Earth thanks to Lincoln.

Nico: Oh man, that was seriously an epic battle!

Me: You said it.

Universe 666 Me: But, Lincoln and Sakura did it, and my Earth's Eli has his Nunnally back.

Eli: It'll take time for his heart and soul to fully heal from the damage done to him. So, Lincoln, who are we meeting on your rescue tomorrow?

Lincoln: The next member of The Midnight Society that we're meeting tomorrow is Calista Midnight.

Autumn Midnight: That's perfect, and you guys are going to love meeting her, Calista Midnight is Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and the fifth eldest sister of The Midnight Sisters, she's a Goth Girl born from darkness and she also has immense and incredible power over The Dark Arts, Witchcraft, darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, Necromancy, The Occult, demons, and creatures of the night, and also has black angel wings. She's a member of a new generation of The Midnight Society, and every night, she and the rest of The Midnight Society meet up with Lincoln who's also a member of The Midnight Society at the backyard of the house and tell some of the most bone-chilling and scariest stories around a campfire and she's the one who handles the organizing of our meetings. She's also friends with Lucy and The Young Morticians' Club, and they were intrigued to find out that she's the member of a new generation of The Midnight Society, and she hates Luan with a blazing passion. One night, as she and the rest of The Midnight Society were in the backyard preparing for their night of scary stories at the campfire, Luan tried to attack us with her pranks, but Calista used her dark powers and made Luan's nightmares come to life, and she got so scared, she ran back inside the house and into her room and refused to come out for the rest of the night.

Nico: Whoa, now what was her fear?

Lincoln: That was an easy one: her comedian career getting cancelled and left as a wash-out.

We gasped.

Me: Yeah, that fear is extremely powerful.


Alright, and for tomorrow, the match-up scene is for Sonya Gokua, Avatar of Son Goku the Four-Tailed Volcano Gorilla, and she and Lincoln are going to destroy Universe 666 Roshi

For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to Darren Devereaux's old home in Manhattan, one of the Five Boroughs of New York, but there's some really bad news: apparently, we got word that Darren's old home is being haunted by some very vengeful spirits, and we're going to find out that these vengeful spirits are the dead victims of Elias Devereaux, Darren's hated ancestor from the 1900s and they wanted revenge on the entire bloodline, which explains why there is a dark curse that follows those who'd completely given into the curse wind up getting killed and they want Darren dead because he also had the curse in his veins. But, we're going to stop the vengeful spirits and send them straight to The Spirit World and get rid of the very source of the curse: by heading to Elias' grave in the lower east side of Manhattan and perform an exorcism to send Elias' soul straight to The Black Gates forever. And we're going to meet Calista Midnight, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and the fifth eldest sister of The Midnight Sisters, she's a Goth Girl born from darkness and she also has immense and incredible power over The Dark Arts, Witchcraft, darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, Necromancy, The Occult, demons, and creatures of the night, and also has black angel wings. She's a member of a new generation of The Midnight Society, and every night, she and the rest of The Midnight Society meet up with Lincoln who's also a member of The Midnight Society at the backyard of the house and tell some of the most bone-chilling and scariest stories around a campfire and she's the one who handles the organizing of our meetings. She's also friends with Lucy and The Young Morticians' Club, and they were intrigued to find out that she's the member of a new generation of The Midnight Society, and she hates Luan with a blazing passion. One night, as she and the rest of The Midnight Society were in the backyard preparing for their night of scary stories at the campfire, Luan tried to attack us with her pranks, but Calista used her dark powers and made Luan's nightmares come to life, and she got so scared, she ran back inside the house and into her room and refused to come out for the rest of the night.

And I've got some something for you guys, I call these Destroyers of Klaww, they're a massive collection of massive greatswords with embedded colored gems and a cross etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged gold blades and blessed by the powers of Heaven, large gold wolf heads for the crossguards, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilts with large colored gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handles, four large wolf heads with colored gems for eyes and on the bottom of the four large wolf heads are large gold wolf heads with colored gems in their mouths for the pommels. Once in hand, you will gain a massive power and energy increase.