A/N: I think I was a little bit out of it when I came up with this idea after a conversation with Riseoftheblossom.
So here are my ramblings.
Thanks to the great Anciem for beta-ing like always!
"When you said "Let's try roleplaying," I didn't think you meant this…" Sakura growled at her husband.
She was in one of her old nursing uniforms, her hair pinned up intricately(delete and here?)and under a nurse's hat. The six inch white heeled boots she wore went all the way up her thigh. This was something she was used to doing for her husband, currently the number one perverted man in Konoha, but the Chansey plush she held in her hand threw her off.
She glared at Kakashi, who was dressed as one of the professors from that damn Pokémon show he watched every once in a while. Why a grown ass man would watch an anime for kids, she had no idea. Though she had to admit, he looked good in a lab coat, and the way the tight black shirt he was wearing underneath made her want to reach out and feel what's under it… but this was ridiculous!
"I thought you said you wanted to try something new?" Kakashi asked, raising a brow.
"You should have been more specific when you said 'roleplaying sounds like fun.' Or when you said that you didn't care what it was. If you ask me, I think you make a sexy Nurse Joy."
Clenching her fists in frustration, Sakura took a deep breath to try and calm herself down.
"Okay… okay… walk me through this. I have no idea what I'm doing right now…"
"Well… your name is Nurse Joy and I need you to tend to my Pokémon. Whatever is necessary."
The pinkette sighed, trying her best to get into character. When she finally relaxed, she was a whole different person.
"Oh my Professor! What brings you here?" Sakura asked innocently.
"Well, you see… my Onyx doesn't seem to be feeling well. I was wondering if you would check him out," Kakashi answered, in his normally low baritone voice.
Sakura sauntered her way over to Kakashi, letting her hand feel up his toned chest.
"That sounds horrible, professor! I wouldn't mind taking a look at your… Onyx— What the hell is an Onyx?"
"Mah, Sakura-Chan. Nurse Joy would know what an Onyx is. You broke character…" He pouted behind his mask.
"This Nurse Joy doesn't… what am I supposed to be looking at?"
Her husband sighed.
"It's a rock type Pokémon that's rather long. Like a rock snake if you will."
"...so your Onyx is your…"
"It's my penis."
The pinkette deadpanned, surprised by all of this.
"But this is a kids show! How in the world can you sexualize a kids show?!"
"You'd be surprised… Now where were we?" Kakashi went on, wanting to get back to what they were doing.
Rolling her eyes, Sakura placed her hands back where they were a few seconds ago.
"...what's wrong with your... Onyx… Professor?" She asked sweetly, her hands going to take off the lab coat gently.
"You see, he's been sad for a few days. He hasn't moved and it's making me worry." Kakashi answered.
"That's not good," She chided, her hands going to undo the drawstrings to his pants.
"Why didn't you come to me sooner?"
"You always seemed so busy with everyone else. I didn't want to be a bother. Maybe you were busy with someone else's Onyx. Why would I interrupt that?"
Sakura stopped what she was doing.
"Do we really have to call your dick an Onyx? Like of all things, it had to be a Pokemon..."
"There are other long Pokemon that could be counted. There's Arbok, which is a snake Pokémon. Then there's Seviper, another snake. Your chest would be jigglypuffs, and my sack could be Cherubi. Or you could just call them Pokeballs." He went on to explain, ignoring how pink her cheeks became.
"Okay, that's it…" Sakura grumbled, turning around to go towards their shared bathroom.
"This is too weird, I'm out."
"Wait…" Kakashi mumbled, reaching out and grabbing her wrist before she got too far away. Once she stopped and faced him, he pulled down his mask to give her a shy smile.
"I'm okay with you calling it an Arbok,"
A/N: Thanks for reading!
Feel free to tell me what you think!
