Auntie Slappy and chores

Slappy: Liam, everyone does chores; there's no fooling around.

Liam: Oh, yeah, well, Wakko never has to do chores. He hasn't got an aunt to make him.

Slappy: No, I don't care what WAKKO has to do. You're doing those chores now because I'm getting old and I need looking after. Now I'm gonna count to three. One … two …

Liam: Oh, just p*s off!

Slappy: Three! That's coming out of your pocket money!

Liam: Big deal, you aunt of a squab! What are you gonna do? Take my PlayStation from me?

Slappy: No, Liam, I sold your PlayStation!

Liam: What?! How can you? If I was living with someone else, she wouldn't do that!

Slappy: I sold it to a pawn shop, and bought myself millions of nuts for Skippy.

Liam: You're the worst aunt ever!

Slappy: Oh, really? Then why don't pack up and go away and live with someone else?

Liam: You know? I've got two choices … three choices in mind. Pinky, Squit or Minerva.

Slappy: Fine! Grab your stuff and leave!

Liam: Will do, b*h!