Episode 20: Millie x Mysterion
At the food court, everyone in the Space Tree are currently eating their food.
Bessie: So who do you think is the cutest boy in here?
Penny: Well, I think it's uh... Who's that round headed kid again?
Bessie: Charlie Brown.
Penny: Oh... Well, who do you think is the cutest boy in space?
Bessie: Well...
Penny: Is it that kid over here?
She points at General Disarray, who is eating his food.
Bessie: Ew. No Penny. God no. I think it's Lincoln.
Ace Savvy is eating his food.
Penny: Is that what he usually wears?
Bessie: No. He usually wears an orange polo shirt.
Penny: Oh... okay.
Bessie: Millie, what about you? (Millie is daydreaming about Kenny.) Millie? Millie?
(Play O-o-h Child by The Five Stairsteps for this part and skip to 0:39.)
In Millie's daydream, they are back on Earth and she is holding hands with Kenny. She is now having a picnic with him. Kenny realized didn't bring any food due to his family being poor and Millie gives him her sandwich and he eats it. They then shared a kiss. They then danced around in a flower field. At the 1:00 mark, they are now teenagers and eating food at a cafeteria. They then held hands and smile. They then shared a kiss. At the 1:22 mark, they are looking at stars at night. Millie points at the Virgo Constellation and then Kenny points at the Sagittarius Constellation. They both smiled at each other. At the 1:44 mark, they are at a Junior prom dancing. They continued to dance together and they are now prom king and queen. At the 2:06 mark, they are now adults and are about to get married and just as they were about to kiss, Bessie was heard calling Millie's name. The song abruptly ends at the 2:17 mark and it transitions back to reality.
Bessie: Hello? Earth to Millie?
Penny: Aren't we in space?
Bessie: Oh yeah. Space to Millie?
Millie (Mighty B): Sorry. I was just thinking about Mysterion.
Bessie: The kid with the underwear from outside of his pants?
Millie (Mighty B): Yeah. He's beautiful. I gotta have him.
Portia: Well, let me tell you why that will never happen. You're a kids show character and he's an adult show character, he lives in Colorado and you live in California, and ships out of characters from different shows will never ever work out.
Gwen: Yeah. So don't bother.
Millie (Mighty B): You're wrong! I can try to make it work. You guys will help me, right?
Penny: Oh course we will.
Bessie: Don't worry, Millie. Penny, Portia, Gwen and I...
Portia and Gwen: Pass.
They both left the food court.
Bessie: Okay. Penny and I will help you get Mysterion as your boyfriend.
Penny: Yeah.
Millie (Mighty B): Thanks. You're the best.
Bessie: You're welcome. Now let's do this!
(Play Shake Your Love by Debbie Gibson for this section.)
The three honeybees scouts fly to the Space Mall and went to one of the clothing shops. They give Millie multiple clothes to try on to see if they're perfect for her. But none of them are perfect for her. They then try to practice for when she sees Mysterion. Bessie pretends to be Mysterion and throughout the rest of the song, they continue to practice for Millie when she talks to Mysterion. The song ends when they leave the mall.
At Freedom Pals' room...
The Coon: So... What mission do you think we should go on?
Human Kite: Rawls hasn't confirmed it yet.
Mysterion: Maybe we should...
(Play Come and Get Your Love by Redbone for this part.)
They all heard the song playing.
Captain Diabetes: What the...
The Coon: Call Girl, are you playing that song?
Call Girl: No. The phone I use to play music I like is currently charging.
Super Craig: So where is it coming from?
They exit the room and notice Bessie playing the song on her Zune.
The Coon: Um, what are you doing?
Bessie: Getting your attention.
Human Kite: You could've just knocked on the door and we would've answered.
Bessie: Oh... (She pauses the song.) Mysterion, my friend Millie wants to talk to you.
Mysterion: What for?
Bessie: Something...
She smiles, but her missing teeth grossed out Freedom Pals.
Captain Diabetes: That is just sick.
The Coon: Yeah. No wonder why her show got cancelled.
Bessie: Please don't remind me. Just come on.
She leaves and they follow her.
Mysterion: What's going on? (He then saw something that made him in love.) Holy shit...
(Play This Will Be [An Everlasting Love] by Natalie Cole for this part and skip to 0:32.)
Millie was wearing a beautiful dress, which is sparkling all around it. Mysterion was in love when he saw it.
Mysterion: That is the most beautiful dress I have ever seen in my life...
Millie (Mighty B): Love it?
Mysterion: Yes I do... You're amazing in it.
Toolshed: Mysterion? Are you in love?
Mysterion: Yeah. So what?
The Coon: It's just we've never seen this side of you before.
Mysterion: There's a lot of me you don't know about and I tend to keep it that way.
Lipstick Girl: Looks like you're not all that tough and dark after all.
Mysterion: Shut it Red!
Millie (Mighty B): Wanna hang out sometimes?
Mysterion: Sure, but... You should wear your usual clothes while doing it. I don't want to act all creepy around you like how Dougie acts creepy around girls.
Call Girl: Us girls beat him up and insult him in a mean and cruel way every time he does that.
Lipstick Girl: All true. We hate that little freak.
Millie (Mighty B): Oh... Well, remind me to never come to your town. Anyways... Shall we?
Mysterion: Sure... But change to your normal clothes. That dress is distracting me.
Millie (Mighty B): Okay.
They both left.
Bessie: This is turning out great.
Penny: Yeah. I wonder how it's gonna go?
(Play Just the Two of Us by Grover Washington Jr. and Bill Withers for this section.)
Millie and Mysterion hang out with each other in the Space Tree. They went to the Space Tree zoo, where they petted different types of animals through the galaxy. A two headed bear roars at Millie, scaring her and making her jump into Mysterion's arms and he comforts her. They then went to the food court and got ice cream from Mrs. Stotch. They eat the ice cream together. They then went to Tenorman's theme park and rode in a few rides and took pictures of each other. A ginger bot was then painting a picture of them. Millie was happy that she was having the best fun of her life.
(Play Cowboys to Girls by The Intruders for this section.)
Millie and Mysterion are now on their ship watching the stars.
Millie (Mighty B): This day has been amazing.
Mysterion: Yeah. If you wanted to hang out with me, why didn't you ask?
Millie (Mighty B): Because I was nervous.
Mysterion: Look. You don't have to be afraid to ask me. You can hang out with me anytime you want.
Millie (Mighty B): Really?
Mysterion: Yeah.
Millie (Mighty B): Awesome. (Thinking) This is your chance. Go ahead and kiss him.
Mysterion: You're amazing to be around.
The song ends and a different one plays.
(Play Fooled Around and Fell In Love by Elvin Bishop for this part and skip to 1:37.)
Millie (Mighty B): So are you...
Millie and Mysterion smile at each other with Millie blushing. Millie couldn't resist and then slowly attempts to kiss Mysterion. Mysterion was smiling until he sees that Millie was about to kiss him. At the 2:09 markof the song, Mysterion's look changed from happiness to confusion.
Mysterion: Whoa whoa whoa! What the fuck are you doing?!
Millie (Mighty B): I thought you enjoyed our hang out.
Mysterion: I did, it's just... Well... I haven't been dating anyone in a while. Not since I broke up with Tammy Warner.
Millie (Mighty B): Oh... I just wanted to be your girlfriend. I just really enjoyed our time together. That's all.
Mysterion: Thanks for the hang out, but... I prefer being single. Sorry if that hurt your feelings. I wasn't trying to.
Millie (Mighty B): Oh... I see...
Millie was upset and then some ginger bots started attacking their ship, abruptly ending the song.
Ginger Bot: You're on our turf, bitches! Now time to die!
Millie (Mighty B): What are we gonna do?!
Mysterion: I'll fly us out of here! Hang on!
They start to fly them out away from the ginger bots, but they start chasing them.
Millie (Mighty B): What are we gonna do?!
Mysterion: This ship has lasers added to it! I can use them to blast them apart!
Millie (Mighty B): Good thinking! (Mysterion activates the ships lasers and starts shooting at the ginger bots, which some got destroyed by the lasers while others avoided them.) They're still onto us!
Mysterion: Don't worry! Some wisps actually came in here with us.
The spike wisp forms with the ship.
Announcer: Spikes!
The ship becomes the pink spikes and attacks all the remaining ginger bots and destroyed them all.
Mysterion: Don't worry. We're safe now. Now let's head back to the Space Tree. (Millie said nothing and was upset from their conversation before the ginger bots attacked.) Oh Goddamn it.
Back on the Space Tree...
Call Girl: You told her you prefer being single?!
Mysterion: Look. I'm sorry. I didn't know it was gonna upset her!
Vulture Girl: Are you serious?! She's probably heartbroken! She probably won't get over this for a while!
Mysterion: I fucked up big time. What should I do?
Toolshed: Look, Dude. I think you should just apologize to her.
Human Kite: Yeah. Bessie came in here and told us she had a crush on you. She really wanted to be your girlfriend, and I don't know if she's ever gonna be your girlfriend after what you said.
The Coon: I hate to admit it, but Kahl's right. You may have blown your last chance of getting a girlfriend. I mean you dated Kelly and Tammy and both relationships didn't go so well. Maybe a hand written apology should help.
Super Craig: Since when did you start saying stuff that actually make sense?
The Coon: I have my moments, Craig!
Mysterion: You guys are right. I should do the right thing.
Captain Diabetes: That's all we needed to hear.
The next day, Millie entered the barracks and she noticed a note in her bed.
Millie (Mighty B): Huh? What's this?
She grabs the note and starts reading it.
Mysterion (Voiceover): "Millie, I am sorry for saying I'd prefer being single. I never realized that you were in love with me. It's just that I haven't been in a relationship in a while since I broke up with my previous girlfriends. I really needed some time to be alone. All of my other friends have girlfriends. Hell, even Cartman has a girlfriend and she's all the way back on Earth. It's time I stop being single and start searching for love, and that love belongs to you. I would like to be your boyfriend and I won't stop loving you until the end of time. And even when I'm not in costume, I will still be with you. Millie Millerson, you are the most beautiful girl I have ever met and I am lucky to meet you. How about we go on another date if we ever become a couple? If not, that's fine. But I still like to hang out with you. Sorry for hurting your feelings and I promise to never do it again. From, Mysterion. P.S: I think your show is awesome and it deserves to be back on the air."
Millie read the whole thing and was confused at first, but then...
(Play Ain't No Mountain High Enough by Marvin Gaye and Tammi Terrell for the rest of this chapter.)
Millie (Mighty B): So that means... (She smiles and then reads the whole thing again. She then blushes and then realizing she finally has a boyfriend. She then jumps for joy in the barracks, happy that Kenny is now gonna be dating her.) Yes. Yes. Yes! Mysterion, you will be my boyfriend! My wish finally came true! YES!
At the 0:29 mark, some people see Millie jumping for joy. Professor Chaos, Lucy, Violet, Patty, Queen of Diamonds, Portia, Gwen, Tom, Jerry and the Canadian domers look at her happily excited. She was happy that her wish finally came true. She then approached Bessie and Penny.
Bessie: What's going on?
Millie (Mighty B): Mysterion's gonna be my boyfriend!
Penny: Hooray!
Bessie: Congratulations!
Millie (Mighty B): Thanks. I couldn't have done it without you two.
Bessie: Aw.
Millie (Mighty B): This is the happiest day of my life!
She jumps and then freezes in mid-air and the credits roll with the song continuing to play. It ends after the credits end.
Stay tuned for the Halloween special and episode 21, which is the 1st episode of season 2.
