p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 24px; font-size: 18px; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 24px; padding: 0px;" data-p-id="5ae5321624cf2bd5687e4224f7b5faf4" November 11th. Today is the day. Today is the day that Scary Larry finally sees Karkat in person. Lying in his bed at the brink of dawn, Scary Larry grins. Karkat. Broadway Karkat. Today. TODAY! TODAY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Scary Larry proceeds to laugh out loud like a maniac. He jumps out of his bed and runs to the shower, then forgets the span style="box-sizing: border-box; font-weight: bold;"em style="box-sizing: border-box;"people/em/span shut down his water supply. Oh well, hygiene isn't THAT important. Scary Larry spends the next few hours jumping around his house like a tiny child celebrating their 4th birthday. He giggles and giggles to the point his neighbors think there's a demon in his house. KARKAT. TODAY!/p
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p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 24px; font-size: 18px; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 24px; padding: 0px;" data-p-id="09ac8dba09ad2194f8cf0ba5cae1c8ed" "Hey Scary Larry, what's up with the bloo-"/p
p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 24px; font-size: 18px; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 24px; padding: 0px;" data-p-id="f73c55555c85378809da9ffc318911d7" "BROADWAY KARKAT! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"/p
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p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 24px; font-size: 18px; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 24px; padding: 0px;" data-p-id="c66acb23d867de210647de5deb55284b" "So uh... are you excited?" Marlon Random chuckles, "Sorry, that's a stupid question./p
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p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 24px; font-size: 18px; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 24px; padding: 0px;" data-p-id="4ea28e2164586ea4b41fee99eed0967b" Finally, after what feels like decades, they arrive at the Cooliseum. There are food trucks around every corner, but they're all shady and only selling cheese. They sat in the 30th row, anxiously waiting for Karkat to enter the scene. As the time changed to 7:30 pm, the crowd of 30 people slowly went silent... and there he was. Broadway Karkat. The crowd went wild, of course, Scary Larry being the most wild of all. Karkat thanked the crowd and began his performance... It was beautiful. Everyone was stunned. Not only was his vocal range pitch perfect, but nobody knew he could be THIS loud./p
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p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 24px; font-size: 18px; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 24px; padding: 0px;" data-p-id="6a1cfd25d1f5fd8cd11e8dbb4d4acc0e" "Uh... Marlon, I need to go to the bathroom." Scary Larry lies./p
p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 24px; font-size: 18px; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 24px; padding: 0px;" data-p-id="63659e33830128294446353627643fbd" "What? You haven't eaten anything all day though." Marlon Random raises an eyebrow at Scary Larry./p
p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 24px; font-size: 18px; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 24px; padding: 0px;" data-p-id="96499946bd03adea0280c6d2a58d05d8" "My body is different from the average human being, you know this."/p
p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 24px; font-size: 18px; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 24px; padding: 0px;" data-p-id="d813a30ed8db6f7fb0680aa9165423d5" "...Yeah. I'll be waiting in my car."/p
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p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 24px; font-size: 18px; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 24px; padding: 0px;" data-p-id="5cef60bfdba0efc4d01c6190ca3f3d1f" "UH." Karkat looks around nervously./p
p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 24px; font-size: 18px; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 24px; padding: 0px;" data-p-id="470714ba739c1b4e2b4decf7d2f0c3dc" "I truly think you did wonderful throughout the entirety of your performance! ESPECIALLY during Ave Maryam! Just phenomenal!"/p
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p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 24px; font-size: 18px; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 24px; padding: 0px;" data-p-id="8346c790a7f47f3dfc4058f4cbcb8679"em style="box-sizing: border-box;" 30 minutes later.../emem style="box-sizing: border-box;"br style="box-sizing: border-box;" /em "HOLY SHIT" Karkat is completely appalled./p
p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 24px; font-size: 18px; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 24px; padding: 0px;" data-p-id="61577fe6bf5525f2084e0f33aa0e5c92" "And that's why I think your performance was amazing!"/p
p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 24px; font-size: 18px; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 24px; padding: 0px;" data-p-id="be5ed004a78d8b91359035370890cbba" "I... UH." his jaw is dropped, sure he's flattered but he's still both confused and terrified. Truly a rare combination for him, "THANK YOU? em style="box-sizing: border-box;"PLEASE /emFUCK OFF."/p
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p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 24px; font-size: 18px; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 24px; padding: 0px;" data-p-id="09ac8dba09ad2194f8cf0ba5cae1c8ed" "Hey Scary Larry, what's up with the bloo-"/p
p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 24px; font-size: 18px; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 24px; padding: 0px;" data-p-id="f73c55555c85378809da9ffc318911d7" "BROADWAY KARKAT! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"/p
p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 24px; font-size: 18px; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 24px; padding: 0px;" data-p-id="cca7f069000cfa56747bf998cc51815a" Slightly amused (but still disturbed) by Scary Larry's behavior, Marlon Random begins to drive to the Cooliseum. As Marlon drives Scary Larry to the performance, he strikes up conversation./p
p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 24px; font-size: 18px; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 24px; padding: 0px;" data-p-id="c66acb23d867de210647de5deb55284b" "So uh... are you excited?" Marlon Random chuckles, "Sorry, that's a stupid question./p
p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 24px; font-size: 18px; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 24px; padding: 0px;" data-p-id="379751c59ff52fbf2fa0ece30f13b327" "Yeah, it is." Scary Larry responds./p
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p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 24px; font-size: 18px; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 24px; padding: 0px;" data-p-id="1cd2d818fefca67ee2ad3ba9bb7b2e16" "What do you think?"/p
p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 24px; font-size: 18px; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 24px; padding: 0px;" data-p-id="4303c24ea17d4263cc3e582d08e15444" "I don't know..?"/p
p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 24px; font-size: 18px; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 24px; padding: 0px;" data-p-id="b26f81dc68869aee7a2fb63d79db7b75" "Stop lying, it's obvious!"/p
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p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 24px; font-size: 18px; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 24px; padding: 0px;" data-p-id="591b32a79162ecf8e2930f54abed0120" They proceed to never speak to each other again throughout the whole car ride. Marlon can't help but feel like a bad friend. He doesn't even know how to talk to one of his closest cronies. Scary Larry barely cares, however./p
p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 24px; font-size: 18px; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 24px; padding: 0px;" data-p-id="4ea28e2164586ea4b41fee99eed0967b" Finally, after what feels like decades, they arrive at the Cooliseum. There are food trucks around every corner, but they're all shady and only selling cheese. They sat in the 30th row, anxiously waiting for Karkat to enter the scene. As the time changed to 7:30 pm, the crowd of 30 people slowly went silent... and there he was. Broadway Karkat. The crowd went wild, of course, Scary Larry being the most wild of all. Karkat thanked the crowd and began his performance... It was beautiful. Everyone was stunned. Not only was his vocal range pitch perfect, but nobody knew he could be THIS loud./p
p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 24px; font-size: 18px; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 24px; padding: 0px;" data-p-id="d88c379b622b947ee2cc8888da14202d" Scary Larry in particular was amazed./p
p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 24px; font-size: 18px; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 24px; padding: 0px;" data-p-id="f12256206b671e03067928fc63f76802" After about 20 songs, the performance ends. It was quite short, in fact, one would consider it being TOO short. This was not enough for Scary Larry, he needs more./p
p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 24px; font-size: 18px; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 24px; padding: 0px;" data-p-id="6a1cfd25d1f5fd8cd11e8dbb4d4acc0e" "Uh... Marlon, I need to go to the bathroom." Scary Larry lies./p
p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 24px; font-size: 18px; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 24px; padding: 0px;" data-p-id="63659e33830128294446353627643fbd" "What? You haven't eaten anything all day though." Marlon Random raises an eyebrow at Scary Larry./p
p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 24px; font-size: 18px; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 24px; padding: 0px;" data-p-id="96499946bd03adea0280c6d2a58d05d8" "My body is different from the average human being, you know this."/p
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