Firem78910: well you know the drill Chris take it away

Chapter 23

Trial by Tri-Arm Triathlon

We find Chris once again at the Dock of Shame ready to make the intro of the week.

"Last time on Total Drama Island. The campers got sent out on Safari. They made like they were zookeepers although some of them might want to look at other careers. Duncan and Heather tried to make an alliance but it failed before it could start. Everyone did ok I guess. Alright they sucked. Oh and Heather nearly destroyed the universe with the Help of Dekiru and his Quirk Chuck Norris." Chris said.

Scenes of last week's episode are shown.

"What's next a bunny Segata Sanshiro?" Daniel asked.

Chris shrugged as he continued with the intro.

"Any who Izzy went out with a flash. After my new employee saved the universe. Now seven remaining campers will get way too close for comfort. Will Duncan and Heather try the Alliance again? Will Izuku keep on getting lucky? And who will be voted off this week in the most dramatic campfire ceremony yet. Find out tonight on." Chris said as does the last part of the intro.

"TOTAL!"

"DRAMA!"

"ISLAND!"

(Play Intro)

It was morning in the camp where the campers are all sleeping. Izuku was sleeping in his New RV with Eri and Dekiru. Last night's party had made a mess but it was no harm Izuku the fridge was still half full. Owen was in the cabin dreaming of cheese, Doughnuts and helicopters.

That last one turned out to be true when Chris arrived on his helicopter.

"Welcome back to Total Drama Island. Over the past six weeks we have seen 17 campers put themselves to the limit and they get their asses whupped off the island by their fellow campers. Sucks to be you Courtney, Tyler, Noah, Justin, Sadie, Beth, Ezekiel, Trent, Harold, Eva, Ochako, Gwen, Bridgette, Lindsay, Katie, DJ and Izzy." Chris said as scenes of the eliminated campers are shown.

Chris steps out of the helicopter as he speaks again.

"Only seven campers remain and after six weeks of bugs, shity camp food and even shitier bathrooms. Our seven finalists are about this close to losing it. We strove to come up with the best way to help the campers de-stress." Chris said.

The campers perked up only for Chris to smile.

"Then we decided it would be way more fun to handcuff them together and see if we couldn't push them over the edge." Chris said as he shows a pair of handcuffs.

"Did Duncan's parole officer send a care package?" Heather asked.

"Nah all in the name of today's challenge the Tri-Arm Triathlon. Oh and before anyone points out the obvious. Izuku come over for a second." Chris said as Izuku did just that.

"Yes Chris?" Izuku said.

"Izuku I've noticed that you've been getting very lucky these last six weeks but I'm here to say that is has run out. Well not yet but after this it will. Izuku you will be exempt from today's challenge and elimination but you'll have to hold on to this." Chris said as he hands Izuku the Graham Cracker of Disappointment.

"Well this sucks." Izuku said.

"Now then three challenges, three teams of two, three arms per team." Chris said.

"Have you've met these people I am not being chain to any of them." Heather said with her arms crossed.

Winning team members get invincibility from tonight's vote.

Confessional Booth

*BBBZZZTTT*

Cody was in the confessional with arms crossed as he started to speak.

"Six long weeks I don't know how much more of this I can take. The people who cresses me the most are Heather and Geoff. Heather needs no explanation but Geoff I will admit I like partying like the next guy but dude you can't just make your life all about partying." Cody said.

*BBBZZZTTT*

"The camp is great and all and I'm I'm seriously stoked to be here." Geoff said.

He sighs before continuing.

"Yeah I miss my buds back home. Yo if you're watching this is a shout out to my bros back east man. It's not I like everybody whose left they're just kind of downers. Except Owen that dude can party. Leshawna is cool. Izuku as well. Cody is kinda of meh. Duncan is a badass and Heather sorry if I'm sounding like a broken record but she's a bitch. I thought getting to the final seven would be like a big party but it's kind of heavy man." Geoff said in a sad tone.

*BBBZZZTTT*

"This place is torture man at least in Juvie we had a half hour of television a day and they keep the crazies and the more volatile Quirks locked up separately. I mean this outhouse. It's the only place I can go to get some peace and quiet. Oh and you do not want to come in here after Owen cause damn." Duncan said as takes a deep breath and shudders.

*BBBZZZTTT*

"Yo this is a shout out to all my sisters back home. What's up y'all girl you would not believe the crazies they got up in here. But I came to win and I'm hanging on baby only six more campers to go." Leshawna said with a determined smile.

*BBBZZZTTT*

"Yeah baby hahahaha final seven. A place at the table." Owen said as he loudly cheered.

"Keep it down!" Duncan said.

"It's pretty awesome to be here. I'm so psyched dude woo hoo." Owen said.

*BBBZZZTTT*

"I know I'm doing today's challenge but I am excited to be in the final seven. In all honesty I thought I would be kicked out by the fifth or sixth episode." Izuku said scratching the back of his head.

Izuku took a deep breath.

"Now though I think I can win this and if I don't win I still have more than enough money for Eri's future." Izuku said with a smile.

That's when his eyes go wide.

"Holy shit. I'm a Dad. Fuck I hope I do better than Hisashi." Izuku said.

*BBBZZZTTT*

Camp lounge

We find the campers now linked up to their partners. Duncan with Leshawna, Owen with Heather and lastly Cody and Geoff.

Izuku was sitting in a chair still stunned at the realization that he is a father. While Eri was sitting on his lap eating an apple while wearing a fez hat.

"First of all three Challenges Competitive Chow Down." Chris said.

"Heheh oh come on this is like a dream I had once." Owen said.

"The donut copter dream?" Heather said knowing that it was the same dream that Owen had this morning.

"You had it too?" Owen said.

"No." Heather said.

"Ok each team will have a feeder and an eater. The eaters must put their hands behind them making it more difficult for the feeders." Chris said.

The campers nodded.

"Oh one last thing this is the Wimp Key. A skeleton key that will open any handcuffs. You'll be offered the Wimp Key at each challenge to a shot for yourselves from your teammate." Chris said as he shows them a gold key with a skull in the end.

Heather gasped as she looked at her cuffs.

"But if you choose to accept it you'll both be eliminated." Chris said.

"Ah hello how do we win this thing?" Heather said.

"Chef's getting platters for each team title goes to the team that finishes the platter the fastest." Chris said.

"I'll do the chowing down." Duncan said.

"I don't think so scrawny chicken leg mother fucker." Leshawna said.

"Arm wrestle for it then." Duncan said.

"You on fool." Leshawna said as they do just that.

Cody looked at the other campers and then back to Geoff.

"We don't need to fight or anything eh. We're a team dude." Geoff said.

"So you eat and I serve." Cody said.

"Yeah sure dude." Geoff said as Cody nods.

At that moment chef place down the food platers.

Which consisted of a green chicken, a cheesecake, quiche and something else.

"Ooo delicious." Owen said.

"I don't think Chicken is green in nature." Heather said.

"Hmm maybe it's lemon-lime Chicken." Owen said.

Heather thinks about for a second before speaking again.

"You know considering I got my ass kicked by a bunny that can turn into Chuck Noris and that guys trapped an entire universe in a bubble. Lemon-lime flavored Chicken might not be that big of a stretch." Heather said.

Duncan wins the arm wrestle match and becomes the eater.

Soon the eaters placed their arms behind their backs and the challenge commenced.

The campers soon began eating the food and Izuku decides to take Eri out for a walk.

Duncan is being forced fed, Owen tells Heather to go faster and Geoff actually thought the food was good.

But in the end Heather decides to say Fuck it and shoves the tray on Owen's face. Making him eat it all and thus emptying the entire plater.

"The Winners are Heather and Owen." Chris said as Heather hugged Owen.

All while Owen was Weirded out.

Confessional Booth

*BBBZZZTTT*

"Heather was really nice when I won the eating contest. At first I was confused but then I remembered that this is Heather. This is kind of her shtick." Owen said.

*BBBZZZTTT*

"So to all of the campers that had already left the island. I just want to say first of all that I personally prefer to call you winner challenged. Secondly I know that some of you may have though that the strategy I used on the island was a bit harsh. But I was only playing the game the best way I knew how. It was never personal I admire each and every one of you and I hope you consider that when you think about who really deserves to win. Thanks." Heather said.

*BBBZZZTTT*

"Wow that has to be the biggest sack of BS I have ever heard." Daniel said.

*BBBZZZTTT*

Camp Lounge

What a team. Heather said as Owen's stomach started to grumble.

"(Oh Shit)." Heather thought.

"Uh speaking of teamwork how are you with toilet paper?" Owen asked.

Outside

Owen was dragging Heather towards the bathroom while he farted along the way once inside he released the biggest fart ever.

Heather screamed in terror when that happened.

Confessional Booth

*BBBZZZTTT*

Heather is seen breathing in and out of a paper bag.

"Owen is fucking revolting. If I make it out of this garbage heap alive. I will issue a restraining order on his oversized ass. No offense." Heather said.

"None taken I would have been surprised if you didn't do that." Owen said.

*BBBZZZTTT*

"Ok that is something actually believable." Daniel said.

*BBBZZZTTT*

Dock of Shame

Chris was dangling the Wimp Key at the campers temping them to take it.

"Last chance for the temping Wimp Key before part two." Chris said.

Duncan and Leshawna have a face off.

"Dare you." Duncan said.

"After you bitch." Leshawna said.

Look since you and I aren't really seeing eye to eye on this challenge maybe we should.

"Shut up and focus Owen you're not get out that easy." Heather said.

Confessional Booth

*BBBZZZTTT*

"It was worth a try. Heather scares me a bit." Owen said.

*BBBZZZTTT*

Dock of Shame

"What's the challenge Chris?" Geoff asked.

"On the beach you will find three canoes. One for each team. Your challenge is to paddle your canoe while wearing handcuffs." Chris said as he waves the Wimp Key around.

No one took the key.

"All the way to Boney Island. Once there you will open a package that is waiting for you. GO!" Chris said as he started the challenge.

Only to be trampled but the competing campers.

"Ow. Ok I deserved that." Chris weakly said.

At the beach

Duncan and Leshawna arrived first and immediately begin arguing.

"Nah ah I'm riding in front sweetheart no arguments." Duncan said.

"Don't you pull that tough guy stuff with me sweetheart. Why don't you just little Leshawna sit in the front so I can steer." Leshawna said.

"Pfft little are you kidding me you're Thicc as Fuck." Duncan said.

"Ah say what?" Leshawna said confused at this.

"I'm not suicidal enough to say the F word to you Leshawna." Duncan said.

With Owen and Heather

Owen was pushing his Canoe while Heather cheered him on.

"Push it big boy like it's a big old truck of doughnuts." Heather said.

"Oh fuck yeah." Owen said as he pushes the Canoe into the lake.

Geoff was telling Cody about a pool party he had with his friends.

"So basically you and Jay pretty much turned the school into a golf course and you weren't expelled." Cody said.

"Yup it was awesome." Geoff said with a grin.

"More like crazy dude." Cody said.

"Yeah it kind of helps that my old man is the number 5 hero of Canada." Geoff said.

Cody's eyes widen.

"No fucking shot your dad is Windslash?!" Cody exclaimed.

"Yup." Geoff said.

With Leshawna and Duncan

Leshawna and Duncan were arguing about the Canoe. It escaladed when Leshawna spoke about the bunny.

"Ok fine I thought the little one deserves a pet after all of the bullshit she went through." Duncan said.

"Well that is true but I knew underneath all that crusty shell there was a big heart." Leshawna said with a smile.

"Yeah well just go spreading it around ok." Duncan said.

"Ah dude you do know that were on TV right?" Leshawna pointed out.

Duncan with wide eyes could only say one word.

"Fuck." Duncan said.

With Heather and Owen

"Ever since I was little I've always felt like no one really listens to what I have to say. I'm a person who feels things deeply." Owen said.

"Owen no offense but I really don't care." Heather said.

Then Heather notices something.

"There on the shore I see them hurry up." Heather said.

When they do and upon opening the bag they find a tablet.

After which Chris who was on his helicopter flew down and spoke.

"Welcome to the second part of the second challenge. It's a simple one all you have to do is find Izuku and Eri at the center of Boney Island utilizing those tablets. Oh by the way the Tiki Idol is still somewhere in the island so don't take too long. For the longer you're in Boney Island the worse your luck will become." Chris said.

"This can't get any worse." Duncan said.

"Oh yeah one of you has to piggyback the other. Enjoy." Chris said as he flies off.

"Hop on Cowgirl." Owen said as Heather did just that.

"Cody on me little dude." Geoff said.

"For once I'm ok being small." Cody said as he hopped on Geoff's back.

"A guys has his limits. Mine's about 300." Duncan said before Leshawna started to beat him up.

At the center of Boney Island

Izuku was sitting on a chair waiting for the campers to come get him. Right now Izuku was playing checkers with his daughter Eri.

Daughter. No matter how many times Izuku thought about it. He couldn't see Eri as anything else but his little girl. Was he nervous about fatherhood? Yes he was. But by Nezu he can do this. Also he was pretty sure that Nezu has the adoption papers ready for him.

"I win Papa. Can we play something else?" Eri said.

"Ok what do you want to play?" Izuku asked.

"Hmmm… oh Mr. Mousy taught me a fun game. It's called… Shumi?" Eri said as she made a pouting thinking face.

Thank the Rat that Daniel gave him a Polaroid camera to capture this moment. Since Chris took away their phone as per the contract.

"Do mean Shogi?" Izuku said.

"Yeah Shogi can we play that Please?" Eri asked using her puppy eyes.

"Um do we even have a Shogi board?" Izuku asked.

"Oh yeah Mr. Mousy gave me one." Eri said as she pulls out a Shogi Board from somewhere.

"Of course he did." Izuku said with a flat look on his face.

Confessional Booth

*BBBZZZTTT*

"I want to be surprised by Nezu but I'm not." Izuku said with a pout.

*BBBZZZTTT*

Nezu was just laughing maniacally.

*BBBZZZTTT*

Geoff and Cody came out of the forest to find Izuku and Eri playing Shogi and Izuku was losing.

"Ok I will admit Mr. Mousy taught you well Eri." Izuku said as he notices Geoff and Cody.

As did Eri.

"Can we finish our game before going back to the camp?" Eri said using her eyes again.

To which they did. But despite that they won.

Sometime later

Camp Wawanakwa

"And that's a point for Cody and Geoff dream team." Chris said.

"Hell yeah that's my partner." Cody said.

The both of them high five.

"So an awesome day right moldy food fights, carnivorous beavers and the confirmation that Nezu is making Eri into one of his generals. But it's time for someone to win this thing. A point each for the teams except for Leshawna and Duncan who can still put a stopper. Today's final challenge." Chris said as pulls a cover revealing a bunch of wooden heads.

Owen screamed as he saw the heads.

"Oh relax it's just Eva." Heather said.

"The Totem Pole of Shame and humiliation. Your task assemble the heads in the order of which your comrades were voted out. Unless you want the Wimp Key. Time for heads to roll." Chris said as explained the challenge, shakes the key and blows the whistle.

"Nice guy Justin, look even his wood carving is smoking hot." Owen said.

"Owen are you Bi or something?" Heather asked.

Owen raised a finger and thinks about it for a bit. His eyes go wide after a few seconds.

"I… I think I am Heather. Holy shit I'm Bi." Owen said.

While Owen discovered his newfound Bisexuality Cody and Geoff were having some trouble with the totem pole.

"Ok then who was the fifth to be gone Katie or Sadie?" Cody asked.

"I think it was Katie?" Geoff said.

"No hold up. I think it was Sadie… yeah it was Sadie I remember because I had to comfort Katie after she was gone." Cody said.

"Oh that's right. Nice one bro. Now who's the sixth?" Geoff said.

"While those two put their heads together let's see what are most argumentative team is up too." Chris said as he sees the two getting a good lead.

That when he noticed something.

"Oh ho what is this?" Chris said with a smile as he takes the carving of Courtney's head.

"Don't." Duncan said.

It was a classic tree carving of a heart with a D+C on it.

"It's not funny man." Duncan said.

"Most guys kiss girls they like this dude carves her head. Mr. Tough ain't so tough." Chris said with a chuckle.

Only for Leshawna to throw the wooden head of Sadie at Chris knocking him down.

"Who said we gotta be tough all the time huh." Leshawna said with a smile.

With Heather and Owen

While Leshawna and Duncan made their totem. Heather was glaring at the wooden head of Izzy.

"Oh little miss crazy. They should have made her wear a helmet." Heather said.

"We're not there yet." Owen said.

"Can you believe she's roaming the streets wild." Heather said.

"Can we stop talking about this?" Owen angrily said.

"She's a danger to all sane people everywhere." Heather said.

"THAT IS FUCKING IT HEATHER! CHRIS GIVE ME THE FUCKING WIMP KEY I'VE HAD WITH THIS BITCH INSULTING MY GIRL!" Owen roared as he drags Heather to get the key only for it to not be needed.

"We… Have… A… Winner! Ledonca and Shewanean take it… that means anybody but Izuku can get voted off." Said a dazed Chris as he faints.

Owen took the chance to get the Wimp Key and free himself.

Confessional Booth

*BBBZZZTTT*

"Mama always said if you can't say anything nice don't say anything at all. But in this case I'll make an exception. Heather has to be the biggest bitch I've had the displeasure of knowing. She's the biggest fucking asshole in all of Kala-fucking-mazoo." Owen said.

Owen took several deep breathes before speaking again.

"So yeah sorry mom and dad I had to say it. Nobody insult a Waffle's Loved one and gets away with it." Owen said.

*BBBZZZTTT*

"Ok normally I would blame everyone else for my lost but I'll admit this one was on me." Heather said.

*BBBZZZTTT*

Later that night

Campfire site

The Campers are on the site waiting for their judgement. Leshawna was holding her Platinum Camper with a smile on her face.

"You've all casted your votes and made your decision. The camper who does not receive a marshmallow tonight must immediately return to the Dock of Shame to catch the Boat of Losers that means you're out of the contest and you can't come back. Ever. The First Marshmallow goes to Izuku." Chris said as he gives the marshmallow to Izuku.

"Leshawna."

"Next Duncan."

"Four campers are left but only three Marshmallows. The next Marshmallow goes to Heather." Chris said as he gives the Marshmallow to Heather.

"Owen."

"I'm left with just one Marshmallow for the night and either Cody or Geoff are about to go home. The last Marshmallow of the night goes to Cody." Chris said as he gives the last Marshmallow to Cody.

Cody was shocked.

"Ah quick question ARE YOU ALL FUCKING CRAZY!" Cody shouted.

"No we think Geoff was the best one to eliminate he's a nice guys and you can beat the power of nice." Duncan reasoned.

Cody's eyebrow twitched.

"Alright. But just to let you guys know you just made harder to eliminate Heather." Cody said as he ate his Marshmallow.

"Well it's been fun guys and gals I'll miss ya." Geoff said.

"I'll miss you to big guy. How about one last Photo for the scrapbook." Cody said.

"Hell yeah. Say cheese." Geoff said as he takes a picture.

The photo was taken Geoff leaves for the boat of loser and leaves the island.

As Geoff Leaves Duncan and Leshawna both realized what they had done.

"We fucked up didn't we?" Duncan asked.

"Yeah we did Homie yeah we did." Leshawna said.

Later that night

With Ochako

"So where doing a special Episode tomorrow then." Ochako said.

"That's right Ochako." Courtney said.

"Thanks for the Heads up Courtney-san." Ochako said.

"Your welcome night Ochako." Courtney said as Ochako nods.

Soon Ochako decides to go to bed and Dream about the future.

Firem78910: ok done we are almost there but until then Ja Ne

Girls: Heather and Leshawna

Boys: Duncan, Owen, Cody and Izuku

E: Courtney, Tyler, Noah, Justin, Sadie, Beth, Ezekiel, Trent, Harold, Eva, Ochako, Gwen, Bridgette, Lindsay, Katie, DJ (Forfeited), Izzy, Geoff