Hi, kids! It's me, your best friend, Lana Loud! And i'm here to tell you good news! Listen! Me and my siblings are inviting you to the Royal Woods and to our house. And another good things, we're not to get loud. No argues, no fight, no yelling, just playdates, songs, adventures in the big city, stories, kisses on cheeks, piggybacks, inventions by Lisa Loud, McDonald's, and many, many more fun times with you. My twin sister, Lola will also invites you and me to her room for tea parties with cookies. That's our favorite treats. And you can have one too. So get ready to sing and play with me, Lola, Leni, Lori, Lynn, Luan, Lisa, Lucy, Lily, Luna, and of course, Lincoln! These stories will be told by me. Requests, uh-huh, but inappropriate, uh-uh. Remember that. See you there! Bye!