-IN GYM CLASS LOCKEROOM-

Jeffery: Nicole said I like anime too much, but what's wrong with that? Well, just to show her I like other stuff, I brought my UNO themed sweatshirt to wear today! It's my third favorite card game behind YU-GI-OH and Digimon!

Hunter: UNO themed you say?

Jeffery: Yes. Nobody's ever been made fun of for wearing UNO based apparel, right?

Hunter: I don't think so.

-AFTER GYM CLASS-

Coach Colby: Alright everybody grab your shit from your damn lockers, I have to go beat my future ex wife before 12!

-JEFFERY PUTS ON HIS SWEATER AFTER GYM, AFTER IT WAS LEFT UN-ATTENDED IN THE LOCKEROOM-

Kylar: Woah did you bust a nut on yourself?

Jeffery: Erm, why would I do that?

Kylar: Dude there's white Nickalodean slime all over your sleeve!

Crispin: Wow that's wild!

Kylar: Haha Wild N' Out rules.

Jeffrey: Well that's just great, now I've gotta wash this for the 5th time in a row this week, grrrahhhhh!!

-THE GROUP STARTS HEADING OVER TO THEIR NEXT CLASS, MEANWHILE PRINCIPAL LYNN WALKING BY ON HER WAY TO HER OFFICE SPOTS THE COMMOTION AND HEADS OVER-

Principal Lynn: Jeffrey what is that substance on your sweater? It looks vile!

Kylar: It's perfectly above the UNO logo too, whoever did that must be like, a true artist.

Jeffery: I found it like this after gym class, it wasn't me this time I promise!

Kylar: Shut up fag, you had a quick skeet after class before coach walked in, don't even try lying.

Principal Lynn: Crispin come here! Are you the skeeter in question?

Crispin: No, what?

Kylar: Are you a huge faggot?

Crispin: Haha good one, that like, made my day man haha.

Kylar: You're such a bitch haha.

Principal Lynn: Well it looks like we've exhausted all possible suspects, so Jeffrey it looks like you're officially expelled, effective tomorrow.

Jeffery: Wait I still have to go to class right now? But everyone's gonna make fun of me! They're gonna think I like UNO more than the anime girls with…. the big boobs!

Principal Lynn: Well, education is still very important of course, don't just let this embarrassing moment ruin everything for your future self!

Jeffery: Huh, well, okay!

-10 MINUTES LATER IN MS. AMES' CLASS-

Hunter: So Jeffrey, heard you got skeeted on.

Jecka: No way that's so gross, Jeffery why don't you change into something else!!

Jeffrey: Well it's the only sweater I got and I'm cold.

Nicole: Makes sense, Ms. Ames always keeps this class at a brisk 68 fucking degrees.

Jecka: I wish I brought a hoodie today.

Jeffrey: Um, well, do you want to use mine?

Jecka: Fuck no!!!

Ms. Ames: Can you be quiet back there you three? I'm trying to teach you all why the late genius 2Pac was the second coming of The Beatles.

Nicole: Nobody gives a fuck about The Beatles!

Ms. Ames: Excuse me, what do you think 2Pac would have to say if he heard you say that?

Nicole: He'd bust a fucking cap in your ass bitch!

Emily: He wouldn't miss either, grading papers all day at your desk is seriously not doing you any favors.

Ms. Ames: That's it, everyone except Jeffrey is getting 1 hour of detention after school today! Wait, Jeffrey what's that on your UNO branded sweater there?

Jeffrey: Ummm..

Nicole: I think he skeeted on himself listening to A Hard Days Night just now.

Emily: Ew gross, you're an actual sick fuck Jeffrey!

Jeffrey: Wait I really didn't do it, aughhhh why won't anyone believe me?

Jecka: If you one day said you were gonna shoot up the school, maybe that would be believable.

Jeffrey: Hey! I would NOT shoot up this school, or ANY other school, in fact! That doesn't even happen in any of the kawaii anime that I watch!

-AFTER ONE DAY OF BEING EXPELLED JEFFREY SHOT UP THE SCHOOL (AGAIN?)-

-THE END-