DISCLAIMER: I don't own anything of Gravity Falls. (Just my OC Derek)

Author's Note: Awakening to the family issues but on a SUNDAY of all days especially before 8AM?! It's just so wrong!


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Cat-nections In the Making:

RonaldM40196867: Completely, some are to strong to ever truly break. Of course she is terribly underrated. Um not really.

BearfootTruck: Hopefully I'll get to all the missed chapters BFT honey. Always love we inspire one another, if it's that's strong a feeling do another Sonouge steamy one-shot. *Smug Grin*Remember I had a short one-shot done for them. But again trust me Cat-nections in the Making WON'T be the last crossover between them.


"I'm still the queen!"

Pacifica snaps her left hand fingers sassily. Strutting off the bowling lane. Dipper fondly rolls his brown eyes at his girlfriend, after remarking her strike. Mabel laughs taking her twin's place. (of course after she accidentally made a guy drop his cheesy fries all over himself, rejected) Still the bright eyed brunette has hope for another summer romance even at 16 years old.

Pacifica springs up from her chair, taking a bit of rest. Sky blue eyes widen, she lightly smacks her forehead. As Dipper approaches after striking himself.

"Ugh, totally forgot! Mason we didn't call Mama and Papa!" The blonde states referring to her future in-laws, immediately purse searching for her cell phone.

Before Mabel can open her braces free mouth. Her brown eyes glare behind her brother and his Sweetheart.

"Yo love birds, bigger issues behind you!" Arms crossed as brown eyed glare grows stronger. They stare back confused, after all Piedmont, California NOT in Gravity Falls, Oregon.

Still Dipcifica turn to stare glaring as well. "You buffoon! I demand to know where my daughter is!" The growl in Priscilla Northwest voice has Pacifica sigh annoyed.

"Riffraff! Listen to my wife, where is our daughter?!" Preston steps up closer, gently pushing Priscilla back.

"Don't talk to Derek like that!"

Pacifica calmly defends the owner walking up to them. The chubby but soft smiling green eyed blond man nods in kind to his favorite costumer.

"Sorry about them. Mannerisms, still learning." Pacifica smiles sweetly as Derek pulls her into a side hug. Of course disgusting the Northwests more.

"Nothing I'm new too. Any trouble, you know the deal." They playfully sulate one another. Derek walks off tho the 3 see him high five the Mystery Twins.

"Enough of this foolishness! Pacifica Elise Northwest, you are returning home!" Preston shouts enraged.

Blue eyes blink bored turning to Dipper and Mabel over her left shoulder blade. The Mystery Twins sandwich her in a embrace. Dipper kisses her right cheek.

"I am home. I ran away 4 years ago and now you two just happen to find me?! Why are you really here?"

"THIS IS NONSENSE! WE ARE YOUR PARENTS! YOU WILL MARRY FOR MONEY!" Priscilla reaches for her ex-daughter only to have her swifty duck out of the way.

The 3 teens stand smug. Mabel laughs her right hand on Pacifica's left shoulder blade. "Wow, they really think they can take you away from us?"

"I got rid of that Category 10 lumberjack ghost when we 12. Imagine what I'm capable of now?" Dipper raises any eyebrow daring the two washed up use to be rich.

At that Priscilla hides behind Preston. Glaring more at Dipper then anyone else.

"Boy you forget whom your dealing with. Our daughter will return to fix our family name." Preston easily with smooth elegance walks himself and his wife out.

"I'm a Pines now. Anything wrong with the Northwests aren't my issues anymore."

Pacifica states staring them down. As Mabel hugs her tightly and Dipper kisses her right cheek.


THE END!