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Chapter 132: Legendary Miracles Part 1

The two Raphtalia's were doing yoga together, currently in the middle of identical Crane poses, even as the lightning built up around them.

"I thought you said that this was supposed to release stress?" Raphtalia asked in a accusatory tone of voice.

"I'm not stressed out. It's not my job to stop her." Raccoon replied amused.

In the sky thousands of Frisbees, Javelins, Throwing Knives, Metal Spheres, Gem Bombs, Disposable Paper Tags, Darts, and every other possible projectile you could possible imagine had been assembled together into a giant electromagnetic cannon, all of it had attached itself to the arm of a young woman which was wrapped in copper armour resembling a electrical transformer.

"Huu. BRB." And thus Raphtalia threw herself into the sky.

This gigantic electromagnetic cannon was certainly worthy of being called a Balance Breaker, an entire planet's capacity for generating electricity concentrated on a single point of offensive power. Just having this thing appear in the sky every day had advanced every one's Sacred Gear's Miracles in the city below by a hundred years, and once again Raphtalia was given the task of facing this thing head on and blocking it with her weapon, seizing control of the lightning and using the Spirit of Innovation to reverse half of it's electromagnetic signal and cancel the damned thing out again, shattering the entire construct in the process.

"Are you going to settle down now or are we going to do this song and dance again you bloody lunatic!?" Raphtalia asked resting her giant hammer on her shoulder. Two years ago that would've just been it, but the one who was in the most danger here was the young woman getting dragged along with the Projectile's antics. Now Raphtalia would be in for a several hour long drawn out knock out smack down against the Projectile Weapon wielding Millions of weapon forms all at once.

"The Sword Hero Must die!" The Projectile's voice sounded synthetic, as if it was being digitally created. The Millions of lightning producing projectiles swarmed around Rishia producing a massive electromagnetic storm, continuously building up electricity for another attack.

"And here I was wondering if I would have to hunt you down!" Raphtalia and the Possessed Rishia both paused and looked down to see a familiar sight, Kuro who was smiling cheekily at Rishia, having already spent years being tempered on her home world to develop her powers. "Turns out: you've gotten easy to find!"

"SSSWWWOOORRRDDD HHHEEERRROOO!" The thousands of projectiles around Rishia swarmed. "Excuse me as I slip into something more comfortable." Kuro whipped out her sword, the Forger, now newly upgraded with demonic materials in the form of the Katana known as Shuraba. Kuro prepared to perform the Demon Masquerade intending to unleash the power of her-

"YOU BITCH!" Cue Kuro's sword yelling at her. "DO YOU THINK THAT I HAVE FORGOTTEN YOU PROCESSING ME INTO MATERIALS FOR YOUR WEAPON!? GO TO HELL YOU MISERABLE BRAT! DO YOU REALLY THINK I WOULD HELP YOU!"

On one side, an uncooperative weapon transformation, on the other an insane weapon unleashing millions of lightning bolts at once.

"This could be a problem." Kuro waved her arm and summoned a thousand balloon swords to begin deflecting the lightning strikes. "Clearly, I need to use a different weapon." Kuro stated as she whipped out another of the newly upgraded Sacred Beast/Gear/Noble Phantasm/Demon combos she's been working on. She started with Laevatein, the Noble Phantasm of Surtr, a Fire Giant of Norse Mythology who is destined to destroy Asgard in the final moments of Ragnarok, the blade itself worthy of being called a Sacred Gear. That Golden Giant blade had seen further upgrades, the hilt was over taken by the crimson red of the Boosted Gear with a bright green emerald in the base, the entire blade the rough edges of a feather and there were two of them one in each hand, the Phoenix's influence. Most notable of all though was the influence of the latest addition, the Chainsaw Blades, exhaust pipe and snarling face of the Demonic weapon Salamandra, which uses the body of the demonic dragon of the same name as it's components from it's heart that was remade into a engine to it's scales which had become the weapon's sharp teeth. While Kuro's swords desperately tried to deflect the incoming rain of lightning Kuro was getting ready with the saw blades to go on the offensive.

"Alright let's try this again." It didn't exactly have the soul of a Sacred Beast but Kuro bet she could come up with a pretty good substitute by wringing a dragon's soul through the divination process of the Lao Bei Sword, slight problem though... "Wait do we have any other souls inside of this thing?" Kuro thought about if for a moment, unlike someone she could think of she wasn't shoving monsters into her weapon whole, and she only just obtained the ability to yank them out of bodies and slot them in a weapon just before she was sent back home. "I don't have any dragon souls!" Face palming herself Kuro watched as the lightning broke through her barrier. "Magni!" Another giant appeared in front of Kuro who uttered that annoyed sigh, a massive warrior dressed in the armour of the vikings, wielding a giant richly decorated hammer who proceeded to clear away the lightning with a single swing. With that distraction taken care of Kuro turned her sword back into the forger as she gave the woman inside a glare filled with malice and took out her hammer.

"Manners!" A single hit and the sword was shrieking. "Maketh!" Another hit accompanied by shrieks. "The Man!" Kuro held no surprise that this sword was related to Byakuya, albeit more of a bastardised grandchild, the collective consciousnesses of the Noble Phantasms with Byakuya as the core formed the Blade of Chastity, which was then upgraded with Leludia's soul turned Dragon Emperor Ouryou into a full blown sacred gear. That said Byakuya was a thousand times better than Leludia as a partner, yes they still didn't get along but she wasn't actively trying to get Kuro killed, so Kuro decided to change around who was in charge of what, or rather simply break of Leludia's useless parts until she became obedient. "Do you feel like being cooperative yet?" Kuro asked looking down at her sword with eyes filled with suspicion.

"Yes. It's good to be back again." Smiling Knowingly Kuro waved over Magni who nodded as he disappeared into the portal leading back into the Unlimited Blade World. "Demon Masquerade!" The blade disappeared into thin air and fused into Kuro's body.

A slender silver body with scales had appeared, large wings and a long lizard-like tail shaking as they settled into place even despite the blue coat made of swords that they had to pass through. Kuro took that form a step forward and summoned the Mech suit. Kuro had been busy while in the city, finding things that she can use to upgrade her suit, it was a interesting experience for the most part, for instance she found a guy with a chainsaw for a head, fighting a guy with a gun for a head. Well Kuro didn't need either of them, she just dismantled a blade that came from a demonic unicorn that Katarina had given her to use for parts, on top of getting the titular tail of a 'Horn Tail' Dragon so that she would have a place to attached to the behind increasing the total number of blades on Kuro's machine to eight. For the Secondary arms, Kuro started with her own bastardised sword parody of the Rho Aias, however she sought to do better. the seven interlinked weapons were made even smaller and grew in size, being combined with the leathery skin of the Beast King Series to stretch out between the blades, each one only as wide and long as a great sword and entirely too content to float in the air above the hands.

"Enhance Beast Transformation!" Kuro grew bigger and more monstrous with the new skill.

This weapon was further augmented using Kanshou and Byakuya, alongside all the other earth based weapons along with the gravity sword. The end result was a pair of floating striped Dragon wings magically anchored to the secondary arms and thus enabling flight. If Kuro was going to be a dragon, she wanted her wings! Manipulating the gravity manipulating properties of the weapon, Kuro was able to attain flight. On the feet Kuro attached the familiar Chainsaw blades of the heavily upgraded Laevatein. For the primary hands Kuro introduced the newly upgraded Excalibur, in which she took the base Excalibur and combined that with the Excalibur Alter using the Holy Demonic Katana as the bridge between the two thus creating a new and improved Excalibur now in addition to it's origin as a blade from the lake, now had some extra bite to it's holy aura, as it was supposed to be claw's Kuro also threw in some claws she got from Blitz into the mixture as well, to be fair Blitz got a million new claw transformations out of the deal. At the end of the tail was a fusion of millions of the bio-plant series and the Metamorphosis blade, now all that Kuro needs do to create a few extra surprises is to smack the ground and plant the seed of rebellion, thus she dubbed the weapon Dragon's Tooth. For the head, that particular honour went to the forger, Kuro's very own Sacred Gear that she created using Leludia turned Ouryou as material, the metal blade sparking with lightning as it was readied to spew traced blades like a rail gun, there was some extra red and white mixed in with the silver, one eye a blue saphire and the other a green emerald, the blade had consumed the Boosted Gear and Diving Dividing. Muscles were reinforced using the meat of giants, after all that was the one that had to be the most efficient with square cube law, the bone marrow with the high regeneration of trolls, the blood was a type of slime that acted as a hyper effective mana conductor. This planet's market place was weird.

"Balance Breaker!" Shouting that out, Kuro grew in size even more, assuming the form of a seventy foot long monstrosity including the tail and the horn. The Projectile weapon actually paused in its attack as if looking at something incomprehensible. "Dragon Drag Beast! Yah like it?" The Blades shuddered with the aura of the elements. "Cause I sure as hell do!"

Rishia's body screamed as she fired the weapons and the lightning forward, Kuro just audibly yawned in response she threw out some tracing. Kuro was soon protected by a massive bubble of De-ionized water which blocked the lightning to the confusion of the screaming Projectile. "I'm not gonna tell you. I worked hard to make this happen." Water was a conductor of electricity, this was common sense, however it's not the water that conducts electricity but rather the various dissolved materials in the water, the ions. When you remove the ions water becomes a great insulator, Kuro didn't even need to remove the ions, she just picked up a bottle of de-ionised water at a store and learned how to trace it.

Suddenly the possessed Rishia extended her hand and pulled over a three pronged throwing blade which she then lined up with Kuro alongside two electrified javelins and fired, the rail gun like set up easily puncturing the bubble of water, Kuro had to act quickly to wrap her wings around herself and let their repulsion effect block the strike. The good news was that Kuro blocked the rail gun projectile, the bad news was that it was a Flying Thunder God Kunai which then created a portal that allowed Rishia to bypass the bubble of De-ionised water, an act that was immediately followed up by the manifestation of millions of weapons all of them spewing lightning to come crashing down on Kuro. Course since the repulsion effect was still in full swing Kuro's wings were currently pushing the attacks back. Annoyed Rishia produced a red javelin and stabbed it clean through the repulsion field and the wing, nearly putting it through Kuro's reactor as well before she spun around and used her wing to throw Rishia aside.

"Gae Dearg!?" It was a modified copy of the one she gave to Katarina so it would be weaker but the 'anti-magic defence' property was working fine. "You're using my own Noble Phantasms against me? That's just dirty!" Rishia pulled over another knife, its blade a rainbow, crooked and curved, the Rule Breaker. "And that's just cheating!"

"Have you two had lots of fun!?" Suddenly an invisible force crashed into Rishia from above with enough force to send the girl flying into the ground and formed a crater in the process, Kuro noted that Rishia crashed into a existing crater, one pot-marked by smaller craters, as if something has been crashing into the ground from up high over and over again over a thousand times. The illusion dropped revealing a previously invisible Raphtalia, most likely having waited for an opportunity during the fight to knock Rishia out. "As for you, you're going to turn back to normal, and then we're going to hear your report."


Raphtalia was pacing back and forth in front of Maple and Kuro, hand over her fist as she came to terms with the implications of the antics that she had been made to witness.

"I don't know who I should be more upset with, you for corrupting them or you for going along with it!" "It's not that bad! We're just using the weapons like they're supposed to be." Maple stated attempting to wave Raphtalia's concerns off.

"AS IF!" While Maple and Kuro were getting a lecture Raccoon and Naofumi were at the nearby bar, one lounging waiting for lunch and the other making it.

"Should we be concerned about the fact that she's essentially monsterised herself?" Raccoon asked sounding concerned.

"I blame that video game we got for her birthday." Naofumi stated as he let a sigh. "It filled her head with all kinds of strange ideas."

"Well because of those strange ideas she was able to adapt pretty quickly and thrive in that world." Raccoon pointed out before both she and her husband let out a sigh.

"You two are horrible parents." Tanya was sitting next to them at the bar, sipping at a glass of juice since Naofumi refused to give her alcohol.

""We know!"" Both of the proud parents in question gave a exasperated reply to Tanya's accusation.

"Speaking of which we should probably start hearing some reports about what the eight of you have for Balance Breakers." Naofumi asked as he flawlessly changed the subject over.

"I don't know how useful mine is going to be." Tanya stated letting out a sigh. "I may have lost my shit while I was over there."


Tanya's tale started in her office, brows twitching as she stared down at the contents of the report she received. After three long years of terrorising the enemy forces into submission a ceasefire had been pushed forward, by any rational logical conclusion the war was finally over with. Unfortunately, as Tanya soon realised, this was not the case.

"Damn it!" Tanya immediately rushed out of her office, joined together by the trio. "We have to move now!" Tanya snapped as she grabbed her bag and got ready to go on the offensive.

"No we don't." Tatsuya stated as he followed after Tanya.

"If we don't leave right now the whole damned war is going to happen all over again!" Tanya snapped in a angry tone of voice.

"I'm telling you we don't because it's already too late." Tatsuya stated letting out a sigh. "The Generals have already gone to cut you off from the launching bay." Tanya's eyes went wide at the assertion. "There's no one in this army that's more blood thirsty than you are, so even if you say that we should strike them while they're down our completely rational generals will just say that 'there's finally a peace treaty being offered, so we should just accept it while we can.'"

HQ had gathered together the best and the brightest minds in the country, the greatest strategists, politicians, and managers that the army could find and put them in charge, however they neglected to obtain a crucial point of view in order to understand the thought process of their enemy. They neglected to collect the point of view from someone who is stupid enough to attack a country that's stronger than them in the first place, they neglected to obtain the point of view of someone who would ally with the weaker country despite being in the wrong because it means weakening the stronger country, and most of all they neglected to obtain the point of view of someone who has been getting their arse kicked for over three years all this time. In short: the war was just starting.

Tanya's warning went unnoticed but she didn't care, she was already making preparations to end the war with a literal miracle. There were a few close calls in trench's, Three more lives were expended from the nine lives reducing them to five, couple that with three years on the front lines in the most brutal dog fights this world has or will ever know and Tanya had managed to build up a massive supply of Miraculous power, now what she needed to do was to induce a change. Rapid Fire X fired a hundred shots from the Legendary Bow, Scatter Shot X split each shot into fifteen arrows, and Arrow Rain X caused a hundred arrows to rain down for every shot fired into the sky. In layman's terms, stacking together all three skills Tanya could fire 150 000 projectiles in Ten Seconds, with the Heart Seeking effect Tanya could make sure each individual projectile struck a different person. That would be distribution covered, now to determine the effect that she wanted, Tanya looked through her bow, the Nu Bow, the Voice Gengar Bow and the numerous redundancies from swapping weapons with the others, Tanya Blacksmithed them all together, and added illusion magic from one of the weapons she got from Sakura just for good measure, thus producing the bow dubbed 'Bringer of Nightmares'. Tanya didn't feel like fundamentally changing any of her ideas today, so she'd have to make a sacrifice to induce the change that she wanted.

"So then, it has come has it?" Tanya had been living at a small house on the coast facing the sea, facing the direction of the invasion that she knew was coming, that she had explicitly warned people was coming but who had refused to listen anyway.

"Yes." Viktoriya, Tanya's aide in this world, let out a sigh. "You were right."

"And now I've been dispatched to the front lines, officially?" Tanya asked smirking with hollow amusement. "I'm already here!" Tanya smiled as she made her preparations. The Sniper rifle was the weapon with the longest possible range out of any of her weapons, Tanya slowly closed her eyes as the effects of 'Hawk Eyes X' took hold and her point of view turned to the sky. Reflecting the Bringer of Nightmare's on top of the sniper rifle Tanya prepared her magic. "This is how you end a war!" Tanya's interface showed her a map of her body as it prepared to trigger the miracles she had built up. "Sorry that the sacrifice is lacking, I really am too god's damned scrawny!" Tanya chose her right arm, the power within her bow amplified, range, effect, area of effect, all of these things were dramatically amplified as Tanya's vision widened, and kept widening, even her eyes started to bleed as she put too much strain on them, soon Tanya could see the entire world. Tanya pulled the trigger, activating several skills at on time to release hundreds of thousands of projectiles into the air to rain all over the world, each of them howling with the effects of the bringer of Nightmares, imprinting on everyone struck by them horrors beyond comprehension, of war, of genocide, of weapons of mass destruction, or their cities broken and ruined, of every atrocity Tanya has witnessed in the past three years were burned into their every sense, and they would stay there until anything resembling a desire for war was gone. Every magic monitor operator in the world gave the same horrified message: The Devil of The Rhine has come! And yet it was a hollow victory, 150 thousand people in the world, less than a thousandth the world's population. Tanya's arm screamed with pain as she felt the bones inside restructure themselves and white and black hair emerged from every pore of her arm.

"Cian. Do I have to do that again to pull the same shot off?" Tanya asked as she curled the fingers of her feline hand, a potion dropping out of her bow as she talked.

"No." The bow rifle replied. "But you are dangerously low on Ki,the to the point that I am legitimately concerned about your well being."

"That's alright." Tanya drunk the potion. "Just remember to keep the potions flowing! Officer Viktoriya!" Tanya's aide went from concerned to snapped at attention and concerned. "Pluck the fruit of that tree bare and bring them to me!" Tanya explained indicating the Bioplant she put into her yard, the one that she had combined with a Ki potion specifically for this day. "Aye Aye Sir!" Viktoriya ran up to the tree and immediately proceeded to use a basket to clean it of fruit in the mean time the cool downs for Tanya's skills finished. With that the person who was doubled over in pain stood back up and readied her weapon to fire again. And Again. And Again.


"I don't know what happened after that." Tanya explained having removed the seal on her right arm to reveal a hand covered in tiger like fur. "Your mad scientists found me unconscious after that, I think I was only... half way done firing off all one thousand shots."

"Meaning that you 'only' traumatised half of the world into submission." Naofumi sighed, quietly letting out a prayer for the people of that world.

"It couldn't be helped." Tanya stated letting out a sigh, putting the buddist prayer beads back on her arm and turning it back to normal in the process. "Otherwise the stupid war was going to start again. In any case, those three said that you knew someone who could help me fix up my arm and get it back to normal?"

"You have two options." Naofumi stated making a peace sign as he explained to Tanya the process of regaining some normalcy. "I take you to a professional and she can siphoned the tiger's essence out of you hand, which you will have to do several times, or you can do a tribulation like what Kaede did, redistribute the tiger essence throughout your body, pump you full of nutrients and undo what damage years of malnutrition did."

"Sold! To the man with the highly suspicious sounding body surgical procedure!" With any look Tanya can reclaim her preferred gender and escape this feminine hell.

"Alright then, Kaede! Don't forget about the celebration next week!" Naofumi shouted at the girl who was sitting on the edge of the nearby roof top who just gave a thumbs up in return.

"Celebration?" Tanya asked sounding suspicious.


Author's Note:

RonaldM40196867: It is. She'd probably shoot you if you said that about her. They are, just not to their wielders. That method is mad but yes. What more do you want exactly? I think they are used where appropriate. Four, five there about? I haven't actually finished writing the story yet.

Dakota Bruder: In order. The Clock Tower has a puppet transformation, the Train has a Train Centaur Transformation, and Rodin makes you grow wings. Giant thick and scaley club with the five states of matter all around it. Take into consideration A that the Magus Association is aware of and can communicate with Parallel worlds, B that the two organisations behave in the exact same manner. Flower still produces flowers, but the flowers produce poison. Mystic Knights are canon, they appear in the Light Novel, the reason why they aren't on the Wiki is because the admin over there is an idiot who refuses to allow information produced by specific translators to be added.

Nightshadegirl: Par for the Course.

Illya Emiya: It is not mis-labeled, Fan Fiction seems to be throwing a fit with the story.