Sniper was getting arm healed by one of medics healing beam he set up at the base after he was shot on the arm. "So hows it feel to get shot when having the high ground" scout said while drinking bonk "at least i was close to hitting a shot" sniper said while flipping scout off "now what do we do about her" sniper pointed at tracer while she was unconscious tied to a chair. Scout then walked towards her and pulled out a sharpie but sniper sniper stopped him by pulling his shoulder "scout don't do that he a gentleman" sniper said before tracer woke up "well look who's up" scout said "where am I" tracer asked "well that's stupid fucking question" scout responded. She then remembered everything that happened and immediately asked " where is, Lucio I swear if you hurt him I'll show no mercy" tracer said furiously "relax he's being questioned in the other room" sniper said "now who the hell are you" scout asked tracer as she quickly responded "Piss off" "never mind scout do it" sniper said as scout laughed tracer then closed her eyes and looked the other direction worried but then felt something cold on her cheek and saw scout drawing on her face and as he was done scout and sniper started laughing uncontrollably as scout took a picture and showed it to her on his phone and she saw that he had drawn on the tip of her nose along with cat whiskers and drawing of bender from futurama with him saying bite my shiny metal ass in a quote bubble tracer would've found this funny if it had happened to someone else but now that the tables were turned she understands why people take this seriously. "Okay now back to my question who are you" scout asked once more tracer sighed as she said "my name is tracer and I'm part of overwatch" scout looked at her with his eyebrow raised and said "what the hell is that" "we stopped the omni crises and are a secret organization that aims solely on global stability" tracer responded "oh ya, your the assholes that claims to be secret but literally takes credit for everything you do and frequently appear on the news and say some stupid shit like "were just doing what is right for humanity and the world" or something" scout said. "Okay but why do you have this " scout said while pulling out the radar that they took from the shark "i don't know we took it from a shark monster and decided to follow where it takes us" tracer responded "alright then if it's just a coincidence that you "found it" why does it have my blood" he asked while pulling out a dose of his blood "i don't know and how do you know that's your blood" tracer asked "because we tested it and found out it was mine" scout said "well either way there's only one way to see if your telling the truth" scout said while pulling out his butterfly knife "what no, what the hell are you gonna do" tracer was asking scared as scout was walking behind her "would you stay still" scout said while crouching he then grabbed her hand and poked the tip of her finger "ow" tracer yelled "and she is" scout said while waiting for results then her finger started bleeding "clean" scout said. As scout was walking back to his original spot, Nuke started to rub his head on scouts foot "alright, Nuke lets get you some food" scout said while picking up Nuke "Nuke?" tracer asked "its his dumb name for his seal pup" sniper said "shut up snipes it's a good name". Scout then got frustrated and went to go check on engineer and soldier as he was opening the door he heard "and then you just climb up and then jump in the pile of leaves" said by lucio "what the hell are you guys doing" scout asked as the three of them were sitting down in chairs and a controller in lucio's hand "oh this man is teaching us how to play assassins creed black flag" engineer said while holding the game box "where'd you guys even get that" scout said while pointing at xbox 360 "oh ya there's a lot neat stuff in these crates, i don't know why we didn't open them earlier" soldier said "really?" scout asked while looking into a random crate "hey your right i found a cowboy hat, rifle and guitar" scout said while pulling out all the stuff out of the crate (and yes that's a ted reference). but outside there was a couple of troopers in a van outside with a tablet that tracked down the radar "okay so just terminate them and get out" one trooper said "all right so do we let this bastard have at em since the damn shark couldn't get the job done" the other trooper asked "fuck it why not, if it'll get the job done faster" the first trooper said the troopers opened the back of the van and released the croc."Alright so overwatch will be here any minute, and can you untie my friend" lucio said "alright i'm doing it, damn" scout said as he pulled out his knife but as he did he heard a giant thud coming from the warehouse entrance and the the door brooke open as a blue alligator with horns yellow eyes with a mini gun attached to its back "oh ya gotta be kidding me" sniper said as scout quickly cut loose tracer as she grabbed her pistols the croc then started shooting at scout as he ran but engineer already set up machine guns "scout duck" engineer yelled as scout obeyed as he slid under its legs as the mini guns shot at him but the croc was able to use its arms to cover its face and as the machine guns ran out of ammo but luckily tracer started shooting at its back making it turn around. Scout whistled while equipping his bat as its stomach "boink" scout said as the croc roared in pain "bonk" he said as he hit the croc on its bottom jaw. Lucio the shot soundwaves at the croc as it was stepping back which gave sniper the opportunity to slide under it and cut off its foot and as it flipped over soldier came swooping in with his shovel directly towards the crocs heart. "So is that it" scout asked" but as he asked the croc started making a beeping noise in its chest which meant there was a bomb. They all rushed out as sniper went to get the file and scout went to grab Nuke while soldier and engineer put the seals in a crate and got loaded it on a forklift as they all got on as they floored it as tracer once again grabbed Lucio as the the two accelerated out. as they all got out of the warehouse they saw that nothing happened "so did we all just over react" scout asked but as he did the entire place exploded "I stand corrected" scout said while placing Nuke on the ground and out of nowhere a jet appears and lands a few yards away from the burning warehouse. The jet opened up and winston and got out as tracer and lucio ran towards them happy to see there friends "are you to alright" winston asked "we are now" lucio replied out of breath and suddenly a helicopter landed and out came the rest of the mercs and simon "oh shit were screwed" scout said while Nuke barked "what the fuck happened to the base" simon yelled "sir, POND was able to infiltrate the base but not to worry we got the file and we saved all 30 seals" soldier replied "1 that's we only have 3 seals" simon said forgetting soldier can't count "2 that was a SECRET base that was located in a spot were literally no one would expect to look, well at least you got the file" simon said frustrated. "Lena what happened to your face" winston said trying not to laugh, tracer then blushed as remembered she got her face drawn on as she tried to wipe the ink of her face but remembered it was sharpie she then looked at scout furiously and walk towards him and as simon and soldier where discussing the matter at hand tracer then punched scout square in the face "ah you bitch" scout said on as he was massaging his face while Nuke was barking out of worried about his owner "im fine buddy" scout said while petting his seal pup's head.
