Honestly this is my first requested fic, and by JBlaser; thanks you for the opportunity. This is so exciting! So the idea was his, so I am going to do my best and give it justice.

What was once a simple trip to visit Home world, turns in to a series of whacky and comical situations that have set Steven's friends and family up the wall; some lose their minds, while others lose control. So this takes place in Future Steven Universe.


Ever since Steven brought peace to the whole galaxy as well as got some gems to settle on Earth. He rarely had any free time or got to spend time with the gems as it is. He was so busy that even when he tried to sleep, he would be awakened by one of the Diamonds calling in for one of his "Earth wisdom" as they would put it.

One of the calls was from Blue Diamond herself, requesting him to help her on an important matter concerning her people/colony. Steven knew he could not oppose her, for this was something that needed his reasoning or else the Diamonds would resort to stronger methods of tactic.

He picked a day to go and visit Homeworld, he told the gems what his plans were and to his shock some of them wanted to come with. Namely Peridot, Pearl, Amethyst and Lapis; but only because Peridot practically begged and pleaded for her to come with.

Garnet and Bismuth could not join. Both deciding to stay here and keep an eye on the Homeworld gems; to ensure that no trouble come from it. Steven was a bit bummed but understood the need to have someone to watch over everyone and he saw no better two than them. What did strike him as odd was when Garnet pulled Steven aside, giving him an amused smile and only said, "Keep an eye on them Steven, sometimes people need a hit of reality", and that was all that was needed to confuse him. The day came and the ship Blue Diamond had requested to bring him to Homeworld had arrived and had taken them all out in to space.

As they were approaching their destination, Peridot and Pearl were debating/arguing about their different views on Homeworld and Earth's accomplishments and differences. Honestly, Amethyst was sleeping through it all, while Lapis was ready to bust a hole through the ship and continue the journey on her own.

"Guys, we have made to the planet" Steven said, oh those words were like music to his ears as they stopped the heated argument that would have turned physical if not stopped.


As they arrived, entering in to the palace of the Diamonds, they were greeted by the very same Diamond that called upon Steven.

"Oh Steven, it is so nice to see you have attend to my request" she said while picking up the teenage boy up. She hugged him close to her face. Honestly, he enjoyed how Blue was getting use to calling him Steven instead of his mother's name.

"Oh and you brought guests with you?" finally realizing that the boy was not alone on his arrival.

"Ah yes. They wanted to come with me and explore Homeworld while I am here to help you. I hope that is okay with you?" he asked sheepishly, not really thinking to ask for permission to bring them along; he only hoped it wasn't so rude of him.

"Its fine Steven, your subjects-I mean friends are always welcomed here, as long as you come too" correcting her mistake. Sometimes it would slip her mind that those were Pink's friends and not subjects. "But they will have to wait in the room over there before you come back" gesturing to a special room that had some normal sized chairs and walls adorned with carvings.

"Guys, you don't mind waiting do you?" he asked, surveying if they might be offended in any way.

"Not at all Steven. I am sure it won't be too long" Pearl said

"It does put us off schedule but I am sure we can patiently await your return" Peridot said

"Is no problem" Lapis gave a nonchalant reply

"Yup bro, you go do your royal duties" Amethyst jokingly said

That was it for Steven as he walked away with Blue Diamond to tend to some diplomatic stuff or whatever, leaving his friends at the location.

As the group was waiting in the lounge type waiting room. Time passed, Amethyst was getting bored and restless sitting in one place; she hoped to find something more exciting to do while they were there. That was the point of her coming, she really wanted to do something more exciting, and the opportunity came. She walked towards another room adjacent them.

"Amethyst, what are you doing? We are supposed to be waiting here" Pearl said, calling out to her

"Chill P, I am just interested in looking at this large door" she said as she opened the door. When she went inside, she immediately called the other gems, "Guys! You got to check this out, it's cool and freaky!" she exclaimed, causing others to wonder what she stumbled upon.

Peridot who was intrigued but the announcement and made her way to inspect the room, with Lapis on her heels. They left Pearl to her solitude, but realizing that there was no sense in being left alone; she went into to see what the fuss was about.

"Alright Amethyst, what is the big…deal" she was stunned to see the contents of the room.

What were in front of them were 4 Era 1 robots, from Pearl and Lapis' time. Each one was twice the size and height of a normal Ruby ship. They resembled each respective Diamonds gem, from their shape to colour.

"Pearl, do you remember these things? Lapis asked, warily something so old in memory

"Oh please, these bring so many funny memories of Pink" giving a light chuckle of her memories

"What? Tell me now of these tech" Peridot did not like being unknowledgeable about technology especially if it involves Homeworld, she knew that these relics were far older than her but felt miffed for being left out of the talk.

Amethyst was curious about the four robots in front of her. She wondered from Robot to robot, glancing about what they could do or what were they used for.

Pearl was just listening to Peridots's rumbling about how she could modify them to be better at their tasks, even if they are old clunkers by her standards. She rolled her eyes at her ideas until it fell upon a certain purple gem nearing a familiar button on the stand. "AMETHYST DON'T TOUCH THAT!" she shouted, trying to get to her before she activates them, but it was too late.

Amethyst shot up from the scare of Pearl's voice, only to bump the said button she was told not to press.

In that very moment, the robots started up, lights turning on to illuminate the further different colour of the robots. The robots hovered off the ground, to encircle the 4 unsuspecting gems; as the stopped to a halt, they flashed their lights on each of them, pulling each of them in to the robots.


When Peridot came too, she soon realized that she was inside the gem robot. She also realized that she was on a throne resembling Yellow diamond; she scrambled to get off before she was to be punished. Before she could successfully make a plan for her escape, small finger like devices appeared from a small opening from on top of the vanity mirror. Without warning, they dissipated her clothing, leaving her completely bare, "WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS YOU CL-" she did not finish when they captured her face, aligning it for the next step.

Hands started massaging the crown of her head to the soles of her feet, taking away all the tension that she did not she had. When done, steam appeared forth, practically clouding the room as if a fog made its way in to the robot. Due to her being so relaxed, she practically did not notice it, until it had disappeared, leaving her in a stream of sweat; not until it was all evaporated off from the sudden rise in heat.

Now the hands made their way to holding on to Peridot's face. They started by applying concealer and foundation to her tired face, trying to match her skin colour. When done, they applied bronzer below her cheekbones, blending and adjusting so it can look natural; and later on contouring it to further accent her bone structure. The hands finished off with blush and highlighter. They went on to apply black eyeliner, adding definition. They next applied a dark gold eyeshadow similar to what Yellow would wear. They went off to adding over liner, to bring forth her undefined lips, finishing it with a clear gloss to blend it all.

Once done, they went on to the hair. Tugging, combing the hair, trying the least bit to be gentle; not going unnoticed by the grimacing gem. They styled the hair, giving it is somewhat original shape but now with large curls that were adorned with gold beads. She was now attacked with gold silk fabric that swerved and wrapped her body. You could hear sounds of scissors snipping. When done, it resembled a one shoulder style Greek goddess dress.

Peridot now having enough was swatting the robotic hands away, not knowing that they were already done. When she took a good look at what they have done, speechless would be an understatement. She resembled a bit like Yellow diamond, but without the dress, having her same type of makeup style that was bold but would strike a sense of power and authority.

Before she could admire more about this sudden change, the robot unfortunately disposed of her out of the machine.


Thrashing against the walls of the machine, Amethyst did not like being cooped up like a trapped animal. "Let me outa of here! Are you listening to me?!" She yelled as she made multiple attempts in trying to escape this room, for which there only large amounts soft velvet pillows for which she landed on. Feeling that the situation was hopeless, she immediately slumped on the mound of pillows, planning to wait for help. That idea soon went out the door.

Appearing out of secret wall openings, hands holding combs, made their way to the purple gem. Doing their best to style the messy nest of hair that the gem for fighting to keep, alas it was a fight she could not win. They held her down, braiding her hair in to a Thick Rapunzel Braid, with hair loopies, that were tightly fastened with slick blue silk ribbons.

She was then dismissed of all her clothes, to be thrown in to a dark blue high collar, floor length dress. Finally having enough of this bizarre dress up, she was about to tear off the dress; before her hands were again bound and her eyelids were pulled apart; allowing a painful liquid to be sprayed in to them.

As it sprayed a liquid in to her eyes, that stung, forming tears more freely. She tried to move away but it was no use and she was continuously sprayed until sufficient streams were formed inside the machine; spitting back out in to a room full of artifacts.


Inside the Pink diamond gem like machine, was where Lapis was taken in to. The room had the same vivid pink colour that the outside displayed. The smells of strong perfumes were hanging in the air, from the many roses in the room; almost noxious to the water gem that breathed it in. She fell upon feather stuffed pillows right in front of a vanity mirror that would tower her by 3 feet. "Okay. If I can vividly remember, this won't take too much time. And aside from the smell, it isn't so bad" relaxing in to the pillows, she waited for the whole the whole ordeal to run its course.

But nothing is as simple as it seems, for small finger like devices zapped her clothing away. She tried countless times to reform it but it was always countered by said machines. She relented, having had enough of this back and forth; she sat bare, with her hands covering her up; with growing anger and embarrassment written on her face.

The machines took the opportunity to reveal drapes of 3 different pink coloured chiffon fabrics. Lapis only grimaced what the outcome could be, she wanted to leave but the scent was too heavy for her to think of it. The fabrics zipped around, over and under her body, tightly covering each surface; the choir of scissors snipping was nerve racking at best.

What was presented was a pink puffy dress made out of the said fabrics. Its layers upon layers of fabric resembled something to a rose. Coincidently, roses were also sewn in to different areas of the dress. The machines, satisfied, made a stop to her hair. They desperately tugged and combed the hair, adorning it with also the same roses that were used in the dress. Lapis' hair was styled in to a crown braid with small flowers tucked in to the spaces as if like a flower crown.

The robotic fingers went on to massage her face, much to her annoyance. After they were done, they started her make over. The hands applied dusty pink eye shadow, a dab of pink blush; then finished it off with a bright pink lipstick.

When the "torture" was finally done, she looked in to the mirror and to her at most disgust. There in the mirror was a doll, with hair, clothes and make-up resembling that of child's handy work. Before she could wipe off their doing, she was spat out of the robot.


Landing on her two feet, Pearl was in a room that was completely bare, except for a large vanity set. A voice came through, "Welcome White Diamond, let us begin your make-over" while robotic hands were guiding her towards the vanity.

"Oh um, excuse me but there seems to be some confusion. I am not White Diamond" she said, being seated in front of the mirror. "Oh White Diamond, that is very funny. You are as funny as you are beautiful" the voice complimented her, leaving Pearl stunned and blushing. The robots wasted no time. They dissipated her clothes, only to be replaced by a strapless form fitting white velvet fabric dress with slits on both sides. Accessorizing with a beautiful crystal necklace. They placed black high heels on her feet.

They then painted her nails black with tiny crystal stars on the said nails. They then started doing her hair, styling it in to a French twist up do, adorned with a crystal pin diagonally placed. Right after was the make-up, consisting of black eye shadow, a tiny touch of blush and a thin layer of black lipstick to complete it.

Pearl was done, and just when she was about to admire her appearance; she was dropped out of the machine, in front of a crowd of people.


After going through their own make over session. The gems were placed in to different rooms.

Peridot was located in a war room amidst a crowd full of homeworld soldiers. She was obviously shocked and embarrassed about the predicament she was in, but chose not to show it if only to not make the situation grow worse.

"Welcome Our Diamond, we did not recognize you in that shape. Clearly you changed your form" one soldier in the very front said. Soon everyone suddenly agreed and did the normal Diamond salute to…Peridot.

She could not believe the outcome, honestly she did read somewhere that Yellow Diamond once adorned clothing like this but how could they mistake her for HER. She realized something, maybe it's the makeover or the sudden confidence from all those years on Earth but this made her feel POWERFUL.

"Yes my soldiers, it is I, your Diamond!" altering her voice to sound more like hers. "Now, we must make preparations to further expand MY colonies and spread MY greatness throughout the UNIVERSE!" she exclaimed out, with much triumph.

"YEAH!" The soldiers, loyal and without question roared their agreement


Amethyst was in a place that housed some pretty weird artifacts and statues. But all she could do was uncontrollably cry and cry until a decent size flood was filling the room.


Lapis was placed in a room just as pink but far from empty. She was surrounded by room full of Spinels, though of different hairstyles and clothes but were nowhere near calm and tame. When the spotted their new friend, they immediately started to surround her, asking so many questions and pulling her by her arms.

"Hi, you're so pretty!"

"I love your dress!"

"Do you want to play with us?!"

"LET'S ALL PLAY" they all shouted, with a childlike laugh at the end

Lapis was surrounded and desperately wanted to fly away but her dizzy state prevented her from it and she felt as if she was about to lose her sanity.


Pearl was just frozen in place. She was dolled up and placed on a podium, in front of a crowd of gems she did not know. She really wanted to leave but the unexpected happen.

"Ah, if it isn't Steven's Pearl" White Diamond's voice appeared behind her, sitting on her throne "My, aren't you so beautiful" she complimented her. "You should smile darling, this is your stage and everyone is here to admire how stunning you look"

Pearl was thrown aback. Did the White Diamond actually compliment her on her appearance? She was then further surprised when cheers, more compliments and flowers were thrown at Pearl. She was blushing a hard teal from this experience alone but oddly enough, she loved every second of this.


7 hours passed and Steven was just glad that it was over with. He managed to help Blue deal with whatever diplomatic work stuff she needed and truth be told, he kind of how the Diamonds have to deal with this on a regular basis. Though most of the time was fun for him, as he got to know Blue more and saw the true side of her.

"What a day." He gave out a heavy sigh, followed by a chuckle from Blue. She knew that the duties of a Diamond are no easy feat, but though she was use to the work; she was just happy to have someone like Steven to be there with her. They were walking down the hallway to one of Blue's rooms, which to her, contained some artifacts to present to Steven as a gift for the help. Who was Steven to say no to gifts.

"Indeed, it was. How about a-" she was cut off by a raging flow of salty water at them. Blue reacting fast, caught the boy before he washed away. As the level of water was coming down, they could enter the room and understand the cause of it all. Inside the room, they were met with the sound of bawling and crying about making this stop already. It was Amethyst, in what seems to be to Blue's eyes, one of her old royal attires from long back. You could visibly see a ticked expression on Blue and that was even more reason for Steven to sigh regarding the present situation. He went over to get Amethyst and swam back.

"You guys touched the Diamond's stuff, didn't you?" groaning.

"W-we d-didn't know!" she said in between sobs

"Blue, what do we do?" looking up to her for answers to this mess

"Well I don't like how your friends invaded my personal items" looking at the dwarfed Amethyst with a raised eyebrow, not going unnoticed by her. "But don't worry. Back in the day, I was not okay with bathing to extract my essence, so I opted to cry. Though a spray of that liquid is enough to make me cry for a whole day, that sort of amount would cause a normal gem to cry for a week." "A w-week!?" the crying gem sounded out. "Well think of it as a lesson to not mess with things that do not belong to you" Blue gave a slight smirk, liking this form of punishment.

Steven sighed and nodded, he did not like the outcome but agreed on the lesson, patting Amethyst, and they left to find the others.

Blue was left in her chambers, she was about to forth for people to come and do the cleaning but refrained, rather she went out to acquire a mop and bucket; doing the task herself.


Steven went around looking for his friends and bumped in to Yellow who was holding a squirming Peridot. It was revealed that Yellow walked in on the gem barking orders about conquering other planets to spread the word of Camp Pining Hearts much to the disbelief of Steven. It seems her makeover went to head as well, luckily Yellow came in just in time to restrain the green gem before any advancement was made.

"Peridot, we going to look for the others okay?" she only gave a nod but was still sulking about the whole ordeal.


Steven managed to locate Pearl. She was being basking in the ray of compliments and adoration from the gems below, with White Diamond fanning the flames of her ego. She was in the court yard with White, giving a performance of complete self-indulgence, loving the attention and admiring their perfect presence. White was trying but its hard to teach an old dog new tricks…

"Pearl, really?" cocking an eyebrow up at them. They whipped their heads towards the boy and both blushed with slight embarrassment.

"Sorry Steven. Guess I got carried away with the crowd" funny she said that while pulling out a mirror to admire herself even more, Steven could only roll his eyes at this.


Lapis was the last to be found and let's just say that what became of her was nothing short of unsettling. The water gem was in a room with 3 dozen spinels, which alone a red flag on itself was. She was crouched down at a corner of the room, rocking back and forth, eyes twitching and a smile that was unnaturally big but hid a level of insanity.

Steven and the other 3 gems were shocked to see her in that state and though her dressing was something to laugh about, her situation was far from comical.

"Oh Steven, you came back. Do you want to play with us?!" she exclaimed once her eyes landed on the boy. Steven had no time for all this, so he launched forward and grabbed Lapis, though she was putting up a fight, 'let me go, I want to still play' Steven could only just endure it. He motioned for the others to go and closed the door behind him to prevent the rambunctious Spinel's from following them out.


Steven, finally gathering all his friends, left to go home after these crazy ordeals. He apologized to Blue and Yellow for all the trouble, though they were miffed, it was more so towards Peridot and Amethyst truthfully.

As they made it onboard the ship to travel back home. Steven could not help but feel annoyed for the situation he was in right now. He has an out of control wailing friend who will have to endure this for another week. A dictator in the making, who by Yellow's will need to be brought back to earth so to say, Pearl who is busy boasting about her beauty and awe inspiring get up, which had Steven sighing. And now he had a water gem that was busy pestering him about wanting to play, over and over again.

Honestly he didn't know how he was going to bring them back to normal quicker but he does know that next time, 'I am so going alone to these types of mission' he thought to himself as he continuing flying off in to space.


Okay, I am done with this work requested by JBlaser. I hope you like it and honestly I liked it myself also.

I got to do something fun and received ideas that I would never have thought of myself. Thank you for this opportunity you gave me and I hope you enjoy it.

Also, it was nice researching about clothes and makeups to style each gem. Now I know some information that might be useful in the future but I wouldn't hold my breath, lol.

Anyway, I know this took a bit longer but I am someone who has too many ideas in their head, so it would take time to come to a decision. Anyway, don't forget to review my work and let me know what you think; thank you to all my readers.