Surtur-n Doom and Rune to Maneuver
WORK IN PROGRESS
Sitting in the park and enjoying some relaxation was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Wolf, Queen Cannabis, Eustace Strych, Slaughterjack the Lumberjack, Barbos and Wolf Undead and we were ready for anything on another awesome and fun rescue.
Me: Ahh nothing like a little relaxation and fun.
Nico: You said it pal.
Me: Yeah!
Lola: Boy this is fun.
Varie: It sure is.
Camie: I think this is awesome.
Eli: I agree there too.
Qin: This is the life.
Leeli: It sure is awesome and fun.
Girl Jordan: Boy it sure is.
Cole: I think it's awesome too.
Wolf O Donnell: It sure is.
Nico: Cole, I want to thank you, Wolf, and your teams for coming.
Cole: No problem Nico. This is awesome.
Me: So Cole how does it feel to have your mom and dad back?
Cole: It feels awesome J.D. And I am now fully caught up with them.
Me: I can tell you had a lot to catch up on after what happened.
Cole: I sure did. And it's awesome.
Me: Yeah. Now that Master Org is gone you can rebuild your life.
Cole: It sure is.
Me: (GROWL) What Victor Adler did to you your father and mother was unforgivable. Makes me angry thinking about it.
Nico: I know.
Cole: I agree.
Lilith Sahl: That is for sure.
Nico: Lilith, what do you like to do in your free time?
Lilith Sahl: I haven't given it much thought. But I'm thinking about becoming a college professor in biomechanics.
Me: Wow that is really highly advanced in science.
Nico: It sure is.
Qin: I agree. But you do have the smarts for it.
Lilith Sahl: Thanks. I'm glad you think so.
Nico: It's a good job to have.
Lilith Sahl: It sure is. Just got to finish up under Lisa's tutelege and then I'll be ready.
Lisa Loud: I've been giving Lilith classes at my college group.
Nico: Oh right I forgot that Lisa is a professor at the local college.
Lisa Loud: Lilith is one of my most gifted students there.
Me: Awesome. I know she is going to do great.
Lilith Sahl: Thanks.
Applejack: YEEHAW! That was a great adventure yesterday.
Me: Boy it sure was. Wow! We haven't had a dogfight in a long time.
Nico: That was so fun.
Me: And we took down a bunch of Hydra's goons and even MODOK.
Nico: He wasn't the only one.
Me: Nope. Klaw, Captain Corbett and Zemo too.
Nico: Yeah that was awesome.
Qin: I have a feeling we're going to be in for a rough one next.
Lola: Me too.
Me: Yeah. But the Philip and Shotaro and their group did great.
Nico: We celebrated at the Saloon.
Me: Yep we sure did.
Camie: Boy that was fun.
Lola: Yeah it was.
Apple Bloom: And Applejack really kicked the tar out of a lot of outlaws.
Applejack: (LAUGHS) That was really great y'all.
Nico: I wonder how we're going to defeat Carnom. Last time we fought a version of Carnage, we had to use fire. This one might require more than that.
Girl Jordan: It will probably be something far more power. Like I'll have to provide the power needed for it.
Me: Girl Jordan is the death of Carnage in a sense. So she will REALLY be tearing going at him.
Nico: I agree.
Leeli: Maybe our song can help bring him down.
Me: It is powerful enough to do so.
Laney: That is for sure.
Xenia: Yeah.
Nico: We'll keep that available.
Camie: Yep.
Me: But we'll worry about that later. For now lets just enjoy some rest.
Poromon flew over to us,
Poromon: Hey guys!
Me: Hey Poromon. What's up?
Poromon: Just want to come and enjoy some rest with you guys too.
Me: Okay then.
I gave him a bottle of beer.
Poromon: You know me too well J.D.
Me: (LAUGHS) Yeah.
Poromon began drinking.
Poromon: Ahh. (BARNEY BELCH)
We laughed!
Qin: Funny!
Lincoln: Okay, guys, we've got ourselves a huge emergency, and this is one person we're not going to like in the slightest: we got word that total jerk who hurt Poromon a lot because he hates him, Roy Lowenstein, is back!
We gasped.
Nico: WHAT?! That motherfucking pissant's back?!
Me: Oh, I warned him that if we ever saw that pissant again, he's literally in for Hell!
Poromon: That monster's the real freak! He needs to get a dodgeball to the groin for this! And we also got bad news: my friend, Adrienne Valentino, Gene-Slammer of The Fire, Lightning, Air and Water Elementals from Magic The Gathering, was kidnapped by that asshole who intends to kill her.
Now, we were seriously pissed off!
Suddenly, the rest of the team arrived thanks to Lincoln's message this time.
Lori: Lincoln told us everything, now that jerk is really in for it this time!
Nico: We're sending that jerk straight to prison where he'll rot for the rest of his life!
Camie: Yeah! Wait who is Adrienne Valentino?
Me: She is a friend of mine from my school days.
I pulled out a picture of her from back when we were in 3rd grade. She was a girl with green hair, blue eyes and had black clothes and on her skirt was the kanji for fire, thunder, water and wind.
Me: She was a really amazing and gifted girl. She comes from a long line of elemental mages. She has amazingly powerful elemental magic. Her power is really strong.
Nico: Wow!
Maria: How do you know her, Poromon?
Poromon: I met her while I was out getting some fruit for Nico and his family. Adrienne and her family were out on vacation and I found them being harassed by a mugger and he had her and her family at knifepoint. I blasted the mugger and sent him to prison. She and her family became forever grateful for that.
Nico: Yep. I remember.
Camie: That is so cool.
Me: Wow I didn't know that.
Nico: That was awesome.
May: I bet she remembers you
Poromon: I do too.
Qin: Either way we got to stop Roy.
Suddenly, Lincoln's large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings orbiting the corners glowed and the four large orbiting gold rings fired beams of light that formed into a viewing window and we see Stan and Steak Stankco dressed only in shorts and shirtless and still forced to mine and eat broccoli at The Broccoli Mine Prison in Canada, and they'd regained their abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs along with their massive physical upper body and lower body strength, but they were now as big as The Hulk.
The two of them were grumbling like mad and there was no doubt they were plotting to escape once again, but then, we saw the barbell tattoos on their backs glow red. Suddenly, Stan and Steak were glowing with red energy, but then, their arms were raised and it looked like their wrists were bound with metal cuffs same with their feet.
Me: Uh oh, here we go!
Lincoln: Yep.
Suddenly, Lincoln made red portals appear in front of the Stankcos, and then, out of nowhere, Lincoln sprouted tentacles with suctions from his chest and all of the males on the team did the same and they went through the portals and they came out of the portals and latched themselves onto the massive pecs, necks, arms, and legs of Stan and Steak Stankco. Then, the tentacles began sucking the Stankcos' of their massive muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength and they were groaning in pain as they began shrinking in muscle mass.
Then, all of the massive muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength of The Stankcos began being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he began growing even more stronger.
The same thing happened to me, Nico, and all the males on the team and our abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on our bodies, and our massive angel wings spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and we also began growing even more stronger.
Lincoln: (Growls) Oh man, I haven't forgotten how potent this curse really is.
Me: (Growls) Yeah, this is really potent, but this still feels incredible.
Then, when Lincoln and all the males were done, the tentacles detached themselves from the pecs, arms, legs, and necks of the two meatheads and they went back into us as the portals closed, and we saw that Stan and Steak Stankco were thin as a rake and sucked bone dry of their muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength again, and the glowing barbells on their back stopped glowing.
Stan and Steak Stankco: NOT AGAIN! (ENRAGED SCREAMING)
The viewing window closed as the four large orbiting gold rings stopped glowing and the light beams disappeared. Suddenly, we saw that we were even more bigger in muscle thanks to Lincoln's curse he put on The Stankcos.
Me: (Looked at my even more muscular body) Whoa. Lincoln, that Min's Egyptian Virility Drain Curse you put on the Stankcos is still really potent. But, look at us, now we're even more ripped than ever. (Flexes my even more massive muscles)
Lincoln: Yep, and this curse will be on them for all eternity.
Nico: Yep.
Lincoln: (Sensed for Adrienne Valentino) Aha! I've just spotted Adrienne Valentino, she's 200 yards away, but that butt-chewing worm, Roy Lowenstein, is also there and he's going to kill her!
Poromon: WHAT?!
Nico: Let's head over immediately and put the kibosh on that pissant!
Lincoln: We already got some dodgeballs with his name on them. (Sensed Flip's musclebound thugs) Uh oh, hold up, I sensed a massive army of Flip's musclebound thugs also heading right for us.
Nico: (GROWLS) That mutant just doesn't even know when to quit!
Suddenly, we saw ten massive armies of Flip's musclebound thugs arrive, and they came barreling towards us in a fit of rage.
Lincoln: I knew there was no mistaking the stench of B.O. in the air!
Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he began growing even stronger.
I did the same by firing vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into me and my abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on my body, and my massive elemental angel wings with aurora and red tips spread out and glowed and my halo glowed and I began growing even stronger.
The other male members did the same by firing vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into them and their abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on their bodies, and their massive angel wings spread out and glowed and their halos glowed and they began growing even stronger.
When we were done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into us, and the thugs were now dead from blood loss and thin as a rake and Lincoln fired a blast of red energy and destroyed them leaving them as ashes. Then, we set our sights on rescuing Adrienne Valentino and taking down that asshat, Roy Lowenstein.
Nico: Troy, you, Tyler Bowman, Eli Shane, Tyson, Shotaro and Philip, and Natsumi Tsujimoto did good yesterday.
Troy: Thanks Nico.
Qin; That was awesome.
Tyson: It sure was.
Me: Yep.
We were looking around, and there we saw Adrienne Valentino, Gene-Slammer of the Fire, Lightning, Air and Water Elementals from Magic The Gathering, and to our disgust, we also saw Roy Lowenstein, and he had a knife and he was about to stab her.
Roy Lowenstein: DIE, BITCH FREAK!
Poromon: Adrienne! (GROWLS) (ECHOING VOICE) LIGHTNING JAVELIN!
Poromon fired a blast of lightning which hit Roy Lowenstein and electrocuted him and sent him flying into a tree.
Nico: Nice save, Poromon.
Then, we landed in front of that pissant, and he was growling like a fucked-up animal when he saw Poromon and all of us!
Roy Lowenstein: YOU MOTHERFUCKING FREAK! HOW DARE YOU SHOW YOUR FACE TO ME ALONG WITH ALL THOSE OTHER FREAKS!
Lincoln grabbed him by the neck and slammed him hard into the dirt with his excessive superhuman strength and came back.
Nico: Nice choke-slam, Lincoln, and the only freak around here is you, you butt-sniffing pissant!
Nico formed his nails into claws and scratched him on the stomach leaving bloody scratches on his stomach! Then, Lincoln got out a chalkboard and scraped it with his gold-plated armored claws!
(HORRIBLY OBNOXIOUS SCRAPING NOISE)
Roy Lowenstein: (SCREAMS) MAKE IT STOP!
Eli: Nice one, and here's this!
CRACKS KNUCKLES
Ed: WHAT A PEST!
Edd: That's disgusting.
Ed: MAKE HIM STOP!
Adrienne Valentino: J.D.!
She went and hugged me.
Me: Thank goodness you're okay Adrienne.
Adrienne Valentino: Thanks to Poromon and you guys.
Poromon went at Roy!
Poromon: Remember me?
Roy Lowenstein: YOU! I HATE YOU SO MUCH YOU FEATHER FACED FREAK!
Poromon's aura flared up with intense force!
Poromon then pecked him on his head!
POINK POINK POINK POINK POINK!
Poromon: I was talking to Adrienne jerk!
Adrienne Valentino: How can I forget Poromon.
SMOOCH!
She kissed him on the head and he tooted like a steamhorn.
Me: Aww. You haven't forgotten.
Laney: So cute.
Suddenly, Roy Lowenstein was hit hard by a massive blast of ice.
Lincoln: Lana, did you...?
Lana: Wasn't me.
Suddenly, we saw a very beautiful and super sexy girl with long ice blue hair and flower clip in her hair, red eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, she has massive and beautiful rainbow angel wings, she's dressed in an ice blue short-sleeved frilly shirt, necklace with pearls and blue gem for the pendant, ice blue skirt, ice blue stockings, white bridal gloves, ice blue knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white long-sleeved trenchcoat with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, and Explosions, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is a phoenix and angel with stars reflecting off them, and holstered on her back is a massive gold angel greatsword with runes etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large gold angel faces built into both sides of the hilt, longer midnight black handle, gold chain for the guard, and gold pointed tip for the pommel.
Lincoln: (GASPS) Emily Knudson.
Me, Sakura Knudson, Elaine Knudson, Marlene Knudson, Helena Knudson, Sophia Knudson, Sumner, and Patti: Emily?!
Emily Knudson: Yep, Emily Knudson, God Sibling of Ice and Snow reporting for duty.
Sakura Knudson: It's so awesome to see you again, sis. Now, where were we?
Me: Oh yeah, kicking your ass and sending you straight to prison for what you've done.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, and his new greatswords were ready as well.
And I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Universal True Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Justice from my back and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, and so did the rest of us as we unholstered our massive greatswords and transformed.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You've got some nerve showing your face again, Roy.
Me: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) We warned you about this, you pissant, now you're really going to get it!
Manaphy: (jealous) Oh, don't mind me! Carry on with your "old friend"!
May: Manaphy calm down. She is someone that is grateful to Poromon.
Adrienne Valentino: And besides I'm just a friend to Poromon. I am in love with J.D.
Me: And I appreciate your feelings Adrienne.
Emily Knudson: My brother is an awesome baby magnet.
Me: Yep.
Manaphy: That's a relief.
May: Good. Manaphy was this close to pulling a gun on you.
Manaphy: Mama! I don't have a gun.
May: Oh.
Adrienne Valentino: I can't die anyway. I'm immortal and invincible.
Me: Cool!
Adrienne then fired a wave of lightning and electrocuted Roy all over.
Me: Lets just kick this jerks butt!
He grabbed Poromon and started choking him.
But he saw that he was really choking a stuffed toy.
Roy Lowenstein: What the!?
POW!
He got punched in the face by Poromon!
Lincoln and I went after Roy Lowenstein, and we fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mammoths, Pegasi, Windigos, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, and Mythological Animals at Roy Lowenstein, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, we attacked him with energy slashes from our massive greatswords leaving scars on him and Lincoln left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with his gold-plated claws and his two new massive greatswords and I also left many more by firing blue fire energy slashes with my gold-plated claws, and he and I attacked him hard with energy punches, energy kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of our superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was really driving Roy Lowenstein even more insane and straight to the brink of insanity.
Roy Lowenstein: YOU! YOU! (ENRAGED SCREAM)
Roy Lowenstein charged right at us completely blind with rage and fury, but Nico, May, and Qin kicked him hard in the stomach and Sebastian fired blasts of Divine Darkness at him and he got hit hard and he slashed at him with his massive black greatsword. Then, Lincoln grabbed him by the waist with one of his eleven massive and long white wolf tails and he smashed him into the ground, and he was really getting messed up, and then, he threw him and sent him into a nearby trashcan.
Nico: Damn, I was hoping you'd send him into a dumpster because that's where he belongs: inside a dumpster.
Me: Yeah no kidding! But that was funny!
Nico: With Poromon, you may never know if he's a stuffed toy
Me: Yep!
I fired waves of lightning and it hit him and electrocuted him.
Cindy Concrete: Hope you're hardheaded!
She fired a block of concrete and it hit him on his head!
SMASH!
He got a REALLY NASTY LUMP on his head!
He then grabbed Poromon and he tried stomping on Poromon!
Roy Lowenstein: I'm gonna break your spine!
Yolei: I can tell you from experience that he doesn't have a spine.
Roy Lowenstein: OH SHUT UP!
POW!
She punched him in his face!
Yolei: Don't you DARE Tell me to shut up!
He got up.
Me: How about this!? (squirts extremely hot mustard into Roy's eyes, causing him to scream in pain, and his eyes to shrivel up and fall out of his face)
He was REALLY GOING TO FEEL THAT!
Nico: OUCH!
Roy: After I'm done with you, your blue whore is next!
KRABLAM!
May punched him in the mouth and knocked out some of his teeth!
May: NO ONE TALKS THAT WAY TO MANAPHY! ESPECIALLY TO ME!
Me: Taste this!
I poured a bottle of Dog Water in his mouth!
Then Roy was hurling his guts out!
Poromon: NO ONE THREATENS MANAPHY!
HE FIRED NUMEROUS BLASTS OF LIGHTNING JAVELIN BLASTS AND THEY HIT ROY AND ELECTROCUTED HIM ALL OVER!
May then gave Roy the nastiest, ugliest, bloodiest, and most graphic beating no one could ever imagine as we watched it all happen in front of us.
MAY SMASHED ROY IN HIS UGLY NOSE, SHE TORE HIS CHEST HAIRS OFF AND SHE SHOVED IT INTO HIS BELLY BUTTON, THEN SHE PROCEEDED TO TEAR ROY'S REMAINING HAIR OFF!
BELLOWING SCREAM OF PAIN!
Me: YIKES!
THEN, MAY'S NAILS GREW INTO CLAWS AND SHE PROCEEDED TO SCRATCH ROY ALL OVER THE PLACE WITH HIS SHARP CLAWS DRAWING TONS OF BLOOD! THEN, HE GOT OUT HIS SWORD, AND THEN!
SLASH! SLASH!
MAY SLASHED ROY'S BUTT CHEEKS AND HIS CROTCH CLEAN OFF AND ROY LET OUT ANOTHER BELLOWING SCREAM OF PAIN!
Me: OH! OH GOD, THAT'S WAY TOO GRAPHIC!
Nico: OH THE INHUMANITY!
Qin: HOLY CRAP!
Lincoln: JEEZ! THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WOULD'VE DONE TO FLIP IF I WENT INTO THAT KIND OF RAGE!
Luan: No way, Lincoln, if you went into that kind of rage, it would've been much more bloodier and much more graphic.
Me: GEEZ!
Roy was mutilated and disemboweled and tortured brutally!
THIS CAUSED EVERYONE TO RUN INTO GARBAGE CANS AND THEY THREW UP LIKE CRAZY!
We ran to comfort everyone barfing in the trash cans.
Nico: HOLY SHIT!
Chunk: OH JEEZ! I THINK I'M GONNA HURL!
Slab: HOLD IT IN PAL!
Twilight and friends hurled all over the place!
Poromon then got drunk.
Poromon: (Slurred Speech) Oh look who it is! Mr. I-know-everything-about-nothing!
He went and punched and bashed Roy all over.
MAY WAS REALLY SCRATCHING HIM ALL OVER LIKE HOW REN DID TO THAT HORSE IN THE INFAMOUS EPISODE REN SEEKS HELP!
Poromon pecked him!
POINK POINK POINK POINK POINK!
May: Oh may god forgive me for this. (ACTIVATES OL' FACEFULL'S RIDEWATCH)
She then rumbled and then HURLED HER GUTS OUT ALL OVER ROY!
Me: OH SICK!
Nico: YUCK!
Me: Here's a funny one. (ACTIVATES NARUKO'S RIDEWATCH)
I then formed numerous Sexy Jutsu versions of my entire harem.
But then ROY GOT LAUNCHED INTO THE AIR WITH A MASSIVE NOSEBLEED!
Nicole: So you are a pervert too! I'll fix that!
But then SHE REALLY WENT BALLISTIC ON HIM!
NICOLE SMASHED THE JERK IN HIS UGLY FACE AND SHE HIS NOSE OFF AND SHE SHOVED IT DOWN HIS THROAT, THEN SHE GOUGED HIS EYES OUT AND RIPPED HIS FEET AND ARMS OFF!
BELLOWING SCREAMS OF PAIN!
Me: YIKES!
Most of us were STILL HURLING OUR GUTS OUT!
Twilight Sparkle: (PROJECTILE VOMITING)
Fluttershy: (PROJECTILE VOMITING)
Sunset Shimmer: (PROJECTILE VOMITING)
Rainbow Dash: (PROJECTILE VOMITING)
Rarity: (PROJECTILE VOMITING)
Fluttershy: (PROJECTILE VOMITING)
Starlight Glimmer: (PROJECTILE VOMITING)
Applejack: (PROJECTILE VOMITING)
It was horrible!
Maria: BRUTAL!
Sunny and friends were also throwing up.
Poromon: Adrienne please! Look away!
Adrienne Valentino: This is awesome seeing this happen to him!
Nico: (LAUGHS) YEAH!
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) That would be too easy. Now, to take you down. LIGHTNING STYLE NINJA ART: SUPERCELL LIGHTNING STORM RASENSHURIKEN!
Lincoln formed a massive electric blue Rasenshuriken with lightning surrounding it and creatures of lightning flying around the blue core, he threw it at the owners and it slammed into him and he got hit hard and electrocuted. Then, Lincoln formed a dodgeball and threw it hard and it hit him right in the crotch!
CRUNCH!
We winced and many of us covered our crotches and Lincoln tied him up. Everyone cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.
Then, the cops came.
Sheila: At it again, Lowenstein?!
Nico: Yep, and he kidnapped Poromon's friend, Adrienne Valentino, and tried to kill her.
Tom Lair: Looks like he can consider this his third strike.
The cops loaded Roy Lowenstein inside the car and took him away.
Lincoln: Looks like he's facing the rest of his life in prison for what he's done.
Me: Make it the death penalty.
Lola: Yeah he had it coming!
Manaphy: (crying) Mama, am I a whore?
May: No Manaphy you are not.
Manaphy: Good.
Nico: Yeah.
Lincoln: (To Emily Knudson) And it's so good to see you again, Emily.
Emily Knudson: You too, Lincoln, it's been seven years since we last met, and it's so good to see you, Mom, Dad, Varie, Elaine, Marlene, Helena, Sophia, and Sakura again, J.D.
Me: You too, sis.
Lincoln went up to Emily Knudson and he hugged her, and Emily Knudson is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much more stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face soon became even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, thick hair on his massive forearms, stubble on his jawline, and chest hair on his pecs, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Emily Knudson: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'5" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, hair on your massive forearms, beard stubble on your jawline, and chest hair on your pecs and many accessories and large gold halo with four large gold rings orbiting behind your head, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, we've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.
Eli: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as J.D., your sisters, and all of us, and he's become truly immortal, and Lincoln, you know her?
Lincoln: Indeed, I do, Eli. Everyone, this is Emily Knudson, God Sibling of Ice and Snow, she's mu Guardian Angel from Colorado and she is an awesome and very powerful girl with immense and extremely powerful ice and snow powers and immense control over the cold and snow. But, here's the one thing that's bound to blow your minds and leave you flabbergasted: she's also the younger sister of J.D., Sakura, Elaine, Helena, Sophia, and Marlene, and just like J.D., Sakura, Helena, Sophia, and Marlene, she was exposed to cosmic radiation and she gained omnipotent power as strong as ours and she also became an extremely powerful master of not just Ice, but also Fire, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, and Explosions, and she also grew and sprouted massive rainbow angel wings and her eyes turned red and they also glow red: The Glare of Justice, and she became an extremely powerful force of justice and hope to all.
Nico: WHOA!
Me: Yeah, she's that powerful like us, and she defended Lincoln with an extremely fierce passion and she also trained him a lot and she also had added assistance from me as well, and she also knows how to give Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, Chandler, and the rest of Lincoln's enemies an extremely powerful beatdown and they should know better than to underestimate her because she's also extremely strong, fast, and agile: a true warrior and tactician in the fields of battle. Lincoln made her a beautiful necklace and flower hair accessory, and to show her thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips, and when he comes of age, he will marry her, and she hates the jerks and all irredeemable villains, monsters, tyrants, bastards, bitches, and assholes with a blazing hot passion and she's also an expert when it comes to humiliating jerks and torturing criminals, and if you get her mad, WATCH OUT! YOU'RE GOING TO GET A NASTY CASE OF FROSTBITE!
Nico: Yikes! That's another of your relatives no one wants to piss off not unless they want to freeze.
Lincoln: Yeah, no one wants to get frozen by her, and now that you're here, Emily.
Lincoln went up to and hugged Emily Knudson in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head and eleven massive and long white tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings. He slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Emily Knudson: Wow, you're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.
Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Emily Knudson's neck with rainbow gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with a white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.
Emily Knudson: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Emily Knudson.
Emily Knudson had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes as Lincoln still had his massive and powerful muscular arms around her and he leaned down to her face and kissed her on the lips and she also returned it, and we cheered for them.
Poromon: Now, who wants some beer!?
Me: No thanks Poromon.
Poliwag: But that was crazy and awesome.
Lola: It sure was.
Poromon: Want some, Adrienne?
Adrienne Valentino: No thanks. I'm more of a fancy extravagent wine girl.
Poromon: Wow.
Me: Adrienne comes from a very super wealthy rich family and she likes everything super expensive.
Nico: Cool.
Adrienne Valentino: That is awesome.
Poromon: More for me then.
He gulped it down.
Poromon: (BARNEY GUMBLE BELCH)
Barney Gumble: Oh yeah! (BELCH)
May: Are you okay now, Manaphy?
May: Yeah I'm fine.
Nico: Good.
Qin: Yeah.
Poromon: It's great to see you again.
Adrienne Valentino: Same here Poromon. Its been a while.
Allie Wilde: You're looking great Adrienne.
Adrienne Valentino: Same to you Allie.
Poromon: But it's good we all came to save you.
Adrienne Valentino: Yeah no kidding. Hopefully that jerk will get the black gates when he dies.
Poromon: Manaphy is not a whore!
Manaphy: YEAH!
Nico: Guys calm down.
Me: Yeah.
Xenia: Yeah.
Poromon: Sorry.
Me: Good.
Poromon: I'm stating a fact.
All of us: We know.
Nico: Yeah.
Poromon: Okay okay.
Nico: Wait until we tell you about his misadventures!
Adrienne Valentino: I have a feeling they are funny.
Me: Oh they are.
Qin: We'll tell you what they were like later. Right now we got work to do.
Me: The Anothers are coming.
Nico: And they are?
Eli: Lets see. (Concentrates) WHOA! We got Another Fire Bug, La Balva De, Kasha, Universe 666 Mean 6, Gammaizer Planet, Professor Milo, Xibalba, Geiru Toneido, Furio Tigre, Super Phoenix, April May, Pauline Phoenix, Alchemy Beast - Aretos The Tin, Shinjiro Shinozaki, Queen Cannibis, Panther Caruso, Universe 666 Andrew Oikonny, Universe 666 Pigma Dengar, Leon Puwalski and Wolf O Donnell!
WE GASPED!
Me: Whoa! Universe 666 versions of Andrew and Pigma. Wicked.
Nico: As long as it's not the Prime universe versions.
Qin: Yeah.
Nico: Wait until we tell you about his misadventures!
Adrienne Valentino: I have a feeling they are funny.
Me: Oh they are.
Qin: We'll tell you what they were like later. Right now we got work to do.
Me: The Anothers are coming.
Nico: And they are?
Eli: Lets see. (Concentrates) WHOA! We got Another Fire Bug, La Balva De, Kasha, Universe 666 Mean 6, Gammaizer Planet, Professor Milo, Xibalba, Geiru Toneido, Furio Tigre, Super Phoenix, April May, Pauline Phoenix, Alchemy Beast - Aretos The Tin, Shinjiro Shinozaki, Queen Cannibis, Panther Caruso, Universe 666 Andrew Oikonny, Universe 666 Pigma Dengar, Leon Puwalski and Wolf O Donnell!
WE GASPED!
Me: Whoa! Universe 666 versions of Andrew and Pigma. Wicked.
Nico: As long as it's not the Prime universe versions.
Qin: Yeah.
Nico: This is a lot!
Me: I know!
Eli: And I sense that these Anothers minus Wolf are 3 people!
Me: Whoa!
Qin: Wow!
Nico: Who's up?
Me: Lincoln's Guardian Angels for the Embodiments of the Saber Riders, Vicky Ann Jupiter Espada, Mira Magma, Tammy Tornado, Sugarcoat and Vicky Voth.
Nico: Nice.
Qin: Cool.
Sugarcoat: This will be fun and logically exciting.
Varie: Yep.
Nico: THERE THEY ARE!
Then out came Another Fire Bug, La Balva De, Kasha, Universe 666 Mean 6, Gammaizer Planet, Professor Milo, Xibalba, Geiru Toneido, Furio Tigre, Super Phoenix, April May, Pauline Phoenix, Alchemy Beast - Aretos The Tin, Shinjiro Shinozaki, Queen Cannibis, Panther Caruso, Universe 666 Andrew Oikonny, Universe 666 Pigma Dengar and Leon Puwalski!
Nico: WHOA!
Qin: This is gonna be awesome!
Lola: Yeah!
Another Furio Tigre: (In a girls voice) I'm excited for this one!
Another Xibalba: (In a girls voice) It sure will be good.
Another Gammaizer Planet: (In a girls voice) You got that right!
Me: (GASP) Those voices!
They merged and reverted back into 3 girls.
1 was a girl with orange hair and had pink eyes and she had orange clothes and fire angel wings and had a tiara with the symbol of Falchion for Saber and the Falchion Dopant and had the Falchion Dopant symbol on her skirt. She had the Falchion Sword in her hand and had the Eternal Phoenix book on her hip.
The 2nd girl had pink and orange hair and had magenta eyes and had yellow clothes and had rainbow angel wings and had a tiara with the symbol for the Kiramagers Dopant on it and had the same symbol on her skirt and had a crystal sword.
The 3rd Girl and periwinkle blue hair and had blue eyes and had blue clothes and she had a tiara with the symbol of the Godzilla Dopant and had Mothra 2019's wings and had 2016 Godzilla's scary tail!
Me: (GASP) Faith Falchion, Catherine Kiramager and Galatea Gojira!
Nico: Whoa! The Embodiments of Falchion and the Falchion Dopant, Kiramagers Dopant and Godzilla Dopant!? Whoa!
Me: Yep.
Lola: Wow! That is cool!
Galatea Gojira: It sure is.
Carol Pusateri: That is really cool!
Nico: So the Dopants are based off Sentai now?!
Catherine Kiramager: That's right.
Me: I guess so.
Nico: That is cool!
Galatea Gojira: It sure is. And I think It's cool too.
Faith Falchion: I think it's awesome too.
Nico: Catherine, tell us more about yourself.
Catherine Kiramager: I am a light scientist and I have light powers.
Me: Neat.
Catherine Kiramager: Yeah it's cool. Also I am a master of rainbow light and jewels and crystals.
Nico: That is cool.
Rarity: It sure is darling. I think that is really amazing.
Catherine Kiramager: Thanks.
Galatea Gojira: It sure is. Here's what I can do. I'm the master of the Kaiju and I have all their powers from 1954 on up.
Nico: Wow!
Faith Falchion: And I have over 13.7 billion years of power in me and I've lived for that long.
All of us: Wow!
Me: Yep it's true.
Qin: Yeah.
Me: By the way is the Another Wolf friendly or hostile?
Galatea Gojira: Friendly and she is a really awesome and smart one.
Nico: Ooh.
Girl Jordan: Lets separate you three first.
Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.
(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)
The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background
Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Dark holoré in the Deep
Rise again holoré now
Spring abundant holoél
Render green the dying bough
Raise the rock where Yurgen fell
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Spring abundant holoél
They glowed and were separated.
Me: Action time!
We fired waves of energy and the blasted the Anothers and we caught the Wonder Ride Books.
Nico: Awesome!
Maria: (TURNS DIAL) ICEAGE BUTTKICKERS 6!
She summoned Iceage, Doc Duodenum, Carrie Beff, Lady Bullseye, Bammers and Rock Doggler!
Nico: Oh yeah!
Maria: Just when we thought the Sentai and Ranger Embodiments were done
Me: Yeah no kidding.
Qin: Yeah.
May: Still this could be interesting.
Qin: Yep.
Me: Now here it it comes!
We saw ANOTHER WOLF!
Me: Whoa Another Wolf.
Qin: This will be good.
Another Wolf: (In a girls voice) It will be as good as solving the 9th Dimensional Unified Field theory.
Me: (GASP) That voice.
She reverted back and was a girl with pink hair, pink eyes, pink clothes and had pink angel wings and had a tiara with the symbol for Brain on it and had the same symbol on her skirt and she had a Brain Sword in her hand.
Me: Bianca Brain! Wow!
Bianca Brain: It is good to see you again J.D. and you are looking well for the power of 600 times 43 to the 120th power.
Nico had sparks that was coming out of his head and he had smoke coming out of his ears and also was drooling.
Poromon pecked him.
POINK POINK!
Nico: OUCH! That really hurt my head!
Me: She has a really massively powerful IQ of 6,343. Bianca is one of the smartest girls ever with that kind of brain power as the Embodiment of the Brain Dopant. Also she is a great tactictian and a masterful strategist and is good with math and science. Also like Wolf she is an amazing ace fighter pilot.
Wolf: That is very well played out.
Bianca Brain: Indeed and I think it's great to be a skilled pilot.
Nico: Wow! That is cool.
Sougo: (gets out Grand Zi O Ridewatch) Did Swartz promise you anything?
Grand Time! (Orchestral rock music) Kuuga, Agito, Ryuki, Faiz, Bla~de! Hibiki, Kabuto, Den-O, Kiva, Deca~de! W! OOO! Fourze~! Wizard, Gaim, Drive~! Ghost! Ex-Aid! Build~! Iwae! Kamen Rider~! GrandZi-O~!
Geiz: (gets out Geiz Majesty Ridewatch) Because we can grant it instead.
Majesty Time! G3, Knight, Kaixa, Garren, Ibuki, Gattack~! Zeronos, Ixa, Diend, Accel~! Birth, Meteor, Beast, Baron! Mach, Specter, Bra~ve! Cro~ss-Z! Kamen Rider~! GeizMaje~sty!
Sougo became Grand Zi O while Geiz became Geiz Majesty.
Bianca Brain: No he didn't. I showed him my toughest equation and it short circuited his brain.
Sakura Knudson: I saw the equation and it was really complex for me too. It felt like my head was going to explode.
Me: GEEZ! What was the equation?
Bianca then showed us and it was the molecular mass of a tachyon particle.
Nico then had his brain spark and his head spark with smoke coming out of his ears and red crash screens were in his eyes.
Me: Whoa that's the mass of a Tachyon Particle.
Lisa Loud: For someone of Swartz's intellect I'm amazed it was that hard for him to figure out.
Nico was crashed.
Eli: I got this.
Eli kicked Nico in the butt and he rebooted back.
Nico: OW! What a headache! Lana can I have some ice?
Lana: Sure Nico.
Lana gave Nico a big block of ice and put it on his head.
Me: Boy that one really caused Nico to short circuit.
Qin: No kidding.
Nico: I can still use ridewatches!
Me: Good.
Zocks and Kaito: ZENKAIJU GEAR!
They donned the Zenkaiju Armor!
Lincoln: Lets separate you first.
He fired a wave of light and separated her from Another Wolf1
Me: All right!
Another Wolf: You'll be seeing your father soon Fox!
Me: You'll be seeing him in Hell!
Bianca Brain fired waves of lasers and blasted him all over.
Nico: (Gets out Wolf's Ridewatch) We're gonna have fun with this thing!
May: (Gets out Eustace Strych's ridewatch) Money makes the world go round!
Maria: (Gets out Barbos' Ridewatch) And it will be fun!
They activated the powers of Wolf, Queen Cannabis, Eustace Strych, Slaughterjack the Lumberjack, Barbos and Wolf Undead and fired waves of energy and darkness and smashed the Another all over.
Lilith Sahl: This will be awesome! (ACTIVATES QUEEN CANNABIS' RIDEWATCH)
She fired waves of energy and smashed Another Wolf.
Then Cad Bane, Cloak and Dagger, Mad Scotty, Homer Clones, Boba Fett and Buccarat came!
Nico: Awesome team Cad Bane!
Cad Bane: Thanks Nico.
?: Boy that is a cool one!
Plug Man came!
Me: Whoa Plug Man!
Plug Man: (In a girls voice) Looks like the fun just started.
Nico: Pauline Plug!? Whoa!
Pauline Plug: Yep.
She reverted back and was a girl with yellow hair and pink eyes and yellow and pink clothes and had pink angel wings and had a plug and lightning symbol in the middle of her forehead.
Pauline Plug: I got this.
She fired a wave of lightning and blasted Another Wolf down
Another Wolf: I CAN'T LOSE!
KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
He exploded!
I caught the ridewatch and purified it!
Me: OH YEAH!
May: I didn't get hit!
Nico: Yep.
Lilith Sahl: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Pauline Plug: When me and Nico made an awesome solar powered generator for a s'mores maker.
Nico: Yep.
Qin: That was awesome.
Nico: Cool.
Nico and Pauline hugged.
Nico: I've missed you.
Pauline Plug: Same here.
We later went back home.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sumner Knudson, Patti Knudson, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Alex the Lion, Marty the Zebra, Melman the Giraffe, Gloria the Hippo, Woody Woodpecker, Knothead, Splinter, Winnie Woodpecker, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson and her siblings, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Kuja, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, King Mickey, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Devereaux, Hiroshi Ohira, Brandon Skellington, Marshall Williams, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Tom, Jerry, their friends and counterparts, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Liam, Carmen Rockell, The Teen Titans, The Royal Defenders, The Loonatics, Ty the Tasmanian Tiger, Sly the Tasmanian Tiger, Liu Kang, Kitana, Sonya Blade, Jax, Kung Lao, Sub-Zero, Nightwolf, Kotal Kahn, Jade, Tarantulas, Crow Hogan, and Carly Atlas are heading to Darren Devereaux's old home in Manhattan, one of the Five Boroughs of New York, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the nine girls here, but we got some really bad news.
Apparently, we got word that Darren's old home is being haunted by some very vengeful spirits, and we're going to find out that these vengeful spirits are the dead victims of Elias Devereaux, Darren's hated ancestor from the 1900s and they wanted revenge on the entire bloodline, which explains why there is a dark curse that follows those who'd completely given into the curse wind up getting killed and they want Darren dead because he also had the curse in his veins. But, we're going to stop the vengeful spirits and send them straight to The Spirit World and get rid of the very source of the curse: by heading to Elias' grave in the lower east side of Manhattan and perform an exorcism to send Elias' soul straight to The Black Gates forever.
Lincoln: Whoa, we're here in Manhattan, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the nine girls here, but we got some really bad news. Darren, would you do the honors?
Darren Devereaux: Understood. Apparently, we got word that my old home is being haunted by some very vengeful spirits, and here's the bad news: these vengeful spirits haunting my home are the dead victims of Elias Devereaux, my hated ancestor from the 1900s.
We gasped.
Me: Why are they haunting Manhattan even after 100 years?
Darren Deveraux: They wanted revenge on the entire bloodline, usually there's an even darker curse that follows those who've completely given into the curse, when they do give into the curse, the one thing that can end it is death. Throughout the years, many of my family members who've given into the curse wind up getting killed.
Nico: Like when Lincoln killed Connor.
Lincoln: Wait, I remembered seeing a dark shadow being lifted from Connor and it was dragged right into Hell.
Darren Devereaux: That was a manifestation of the curse, and now, they're coming for me and they all wish me dead because I also have the curse in my veins.
Leo Corbett: So, what do we do?
Darren Devereaux: First, we're going to stop the vengeful spirits and send them straight to The Spirit World. Then, after that, we need to get rid of the very source of the curse: by heading to Elias' grave in the lower east side of Manhattan and perform an exorcism to send Elias' soul straight to The Black Gates forever. Now, come on, we need to stop the vengeful spirits at once.
We got a move on, and we headed for Darren's old house. Suddenly, Lincoln's Ghost Sense went off as we saw many ghosts appear: they were people from the early 1900s, but they had red eyes and they glared at Darren Devereaux.
Ghost: DEVEREAUX!
The vengeful spirits charged right at Darren Devereaux with their desire for revenge still lurking in them even after their deaths over 100 years ago. But, Darren Devereaux chanted an incantation and trapped the vengeful spirits inside a trap of pure light which is keeping them inside.
Me: WHOA! That's a lot of vengeful spirits.
Hiroshi Ohira: Darren's ancestor killed a lot of people before and after he'd made that deal with The Devil, and even after Selene Arcangela's ancestor killed him, they wouldn't stop until all of them wind up in Hell, and that also included Darren's parents and brother who were truly nice people.
Darren Devereaux: For nineteen years, I've had to deal with the constant threat of all of you coming after me for revenge in the very instance you believe I'd fall victim to the curse just like the rest of my family. Too many of my own family had fallen victim to the dark curse of Elias and too many have had their lives taken by you all over the years! No more!
Darren Devereaux opened a portal beneath them and sent the vengeful spirits straight to The Spirit World and the portal closed before any of them tried to take him with them.
Darren Devereaux: You've taken far too many of my family for the last time! Consider your 100-year vengeance spree over!
Nico: Whoa! I had no idea just how scarred Darren was by what'd happened.
Lincoln: That family curse turned too many of his family members towards evil, and because of that, the vengeful spirits of his ancestor's victims come for them when death befalls them, and Darren being the only one left of his entire family to harbor the curse, has been dealt with a fate crueler than death.
Me: But, that'll end soon. Now, we need to head for the lower east side of Manhattan: to Elias' tomb.
Darren Devereaux: And right from there, we'll end the curse and end this nightmare for good.
We headed out to the cemetery in the lower east side of Manhattan, and there, we searched every last corner of the cemetery. Suddenly, we found a mausoleum and it radiated with a darkness that was the exact match for Elias Devereaux.
Lincoln: Is that...?
Darren Devereaux: Elias' tomb, he was buried here in the family crypt because of his family's wealth, in all respects, they should've thrown him in a ditch. But, this is the very source of the curse.
Suddenly, we saw a very beautiful and super sexy girl with long midnight black hair and red hairband, red eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, she has massive and beautiful black angel wings, she's dressed in a black short-sleeved frilly shirt, short-sleeved black blouse, necklace with red heart gem for the pendant, white cravat, black skirt with the Are You Afraid of The Dark Logo on it, white bridal gloves, black lace stockings, black knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white long-sleeved trenchcoat with stars, dark magic, darkness, black magic, Satanic Magic, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is the symbol of The Midnight Society, and holstered on her back is a massive black greatsword, and with her are the nine girls.
Lincoln: (GASPS) Calista Midnight of The Midnight Society.
Calista Midnight: That's right, and I got the girls away from this tomb, it really reeks of evil.
Darren Devereaux: All the better to put an end to the curse once and for all.
Darren Devereaux snapped his fingers, and suddenly, a magic circle appeared under the mausoleum, and then, an unearthly roar was heard, and a black shadowy mist manifested from the structure, and then, mists of darkness came out of the mausoleum and they converged and transformed into that of a man dressed in black clothes from the 1900s but had a Satanic theme: it was Elias Devereaux.
Sylvester: So, now all we got to do is destroy Elias.
Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.
Lincoln: Yep, and that'll end the curse once and for all. Come on, team!
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Universal True Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Justice from my back and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel United Friendship Universal Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Crash Bandicoot's Skylands Ten Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Skylands Justice and Ten Eternal Elemental Skylanders True Bravery from his back and he transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Elemental Skylander-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Ten Elemental Knight Elemental Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Justice and Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Bravery, Sherlock Hound unholstered his massive Sherlock Hound's Demonic Dark Knight Sparda's Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Greatsword of Demonic Dark Knight Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Stellar Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Star Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Star Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel Compassion, Max Goof unholsters his massive Max Goof's Heavenly Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Keyblade of Justice from his back and transformed into Super Angel-Disney Knight-Archangel-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Hope, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Mysticon Pink Wolf Mage-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Magic Celestial Fairy Magical Elemental Fairy Mysticon Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Justice and Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Hope and he has his Timmy Turner's Lupus the Wolf's Celestial Elemental Harmonious Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and his Royal Eye of Lupus orb ready as well, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Inuyasha unholstered his Inuyasha's Dog Hanyou Tessaiga Demon Slayer Fang Greatsword of Dog Hanyou Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dog Hanyou-Yokai-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Angel of Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Justice and Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Hope, Brandon Skellington had his Pumpkin Scepter of Halloween Town Justice still in hand, Hiroshi Ohira unholstered his massive Hiroshi Ohira's Destructive Inferno Firestorm Phoenix Firebird Angel Greatsword of Destructive Inferno Fire Phoenix Firebird Angel Vengeance and Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Firestorm Firebird-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Rage, Kuja had his Brumel Cores and Kuja's Eternal Wizard Redemption Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Redemption Wizard Justice ready and transformed into Super Angel-Genome-Wizard-Dragon-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Hope, Darren Devereaux, Sebastian Mendez, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Loonatics, Leo Corbett's team, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Heathcliff and his friends, Timmy's friends, Woody Woodpecker, Knothead, Splinter, Winnie Woodpecker, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, Nico's harem, Lord Raiden and the Earthrealm Warriors, and The Royal Defenders got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's Eternal Night Dream Morpheus's Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel Hope, Juniper Lee unholstered her Juniper Lee's Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Magicstorm Greatsword of Spirit World Magic Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Angel of Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Justice and Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Will, Liam unholstered his massive Liam Hunnicut's Arctic Qailertetang's Holy Arctic Thundersnow Greatsword of Holy Arctic Thundersnow Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ice Dragon-Yuki-Onna-Musk Ox-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Angel of Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Justice and Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Hope, and Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nicole, Nico, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Elias Devereaux, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Blue Fire, Sand, Bubbles, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, Lincoln fired a beam of holy light which hits Elias Devereaux and he let out a dying scream as he was reduced to ashes and was forever sent to The Black Gates, and we saw multitudes of souls leaving Hell and heading for Heaven. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.
Lincoln: That should do it. Now, the curse is finally gone for good. (To Calista Midnight) And it's so good to see you again, Calista Midnight.
Calista Midnight: You too, Lincoln, it's been seven years since we last met, and it's so good to see you again, Autumn.
Autumn Midnight: You too, Calista.
Lincoln went up to Calista Midnight and he hugged her, and Calista Midnight is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much more stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face soon became even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, thick hair on his massive forearms, stubble on his jawline, and chest hair on his pecs, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Calista Midnight: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'5" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, hair on your massive forearms, beard stubble on your jawline, and chest hair on your pecs and many accessories and large gold halo with four large gold rings orbiting behind your head, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, we've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.
Eli: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as J.D. and all of us, and he's become truly immortal, and Lincoln, you know her?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, Eli, this is Calista Midnight, she's my Guardian Angel from Michigan and the fifth eldest sister of The Midnight Sisters, she's a Goth Girl born from darkness and she also has immense and incredible power over The Dark Arts, Witchcraft, darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, Necromancy, The Occult, demons, and creatures of the night, and also has black angel wings. She's a member of a new generation of The Midnight Society, and every night, she and the rest of The Midnight Society meet up with me at the backyard of the house and tell some of the most bone-chilling and scariest stories around a campfire and she's the one who handles the organizing of our meetings. She's also friends with Lucy and The Young Morticians' Club, and they were intrigued to find out that she's the member of a new generation of The Midnight Society, and she hates Luan with a blazing passion. One night, as she and the rest of The Midnight Society were in the backyard preparing for their night of scary stories at the campfire, Luan tried to attack us with her pranks, but Calista used her dark powers and made Luan's nightmares come to life, and she got so scared, she ran back inside the house and into her room and refused to come out for the rest of the night.
Nico: Jeez, that's scary.
Me: And I remembered that incident all too well, Luan got what she deserved that night.
Lincoln: Messing with The Midnight Society is always a horrible idea, not to mention that they have dark powers, and with them, they can find out their deepest darkest nightmares and make them come true, and now that you're here, Calista.
Lincoln went up to and hugged Calista Midnight in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head and eleven massive and long white tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings. He slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Calista Midnight: Wow, you're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.
Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Calista Midnight's neck with red gems on the gold lightning bolts and red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with a white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.
Calista Midnight: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Calista Midnight.
Calista Midnight had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes as Lincoln still had his massive and powerful muscular arms around her and he leaned down to her face and kissed her on the lips and she also returned it, and we cheered for them, then we went up to the nine girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The nine girls are Ayaka Utsumi, Hazuki Sogawa, Honoka Houjou, Julianne Toubaru, Kawori Mizuno, Minako Jounouchi, Miyabi, Reona Inui, and Rikka Koujin from Kuro Ai ~Hitoyozumakan Inkō Rannyūroku~.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Ayaka Utsumi, Hazuki Sogawa, Honoka Houjou, Julianne Toubaru, Kawori Mizuno, Minako Jounouchi, Miyabi, Reona Inui, and Rikka Koujin from Kuro Ai ~Hitoyozumakan Inkō Rannyūroku~.
Nicole: Whoa, awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Ayaka Utsumi: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Ayaka Utsumi and the other eight girls saw who it was that saved them from the vengeful spirits of Elias Devereaux's victims and the dark spirit of Elias Devereaux that still haunted his resting place, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 18-year-old 8'5" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head with large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind his head, thick hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with gold lightning bolt in its claws and the Ebonwu Squadron emblem on its chest emblazoned on his forehead and Third Eye with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama in between that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero and God, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, and God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broad left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds, The Sickle Swords of Hinon, and the purified Universe 666 version of The Miracle Box holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, his Omnipotent Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel of Universal Harmonious Loud Justice, Mythological Hope, and Eternal Love Almighty Book, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold metal bands with multi-colored on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large rainbow gems on his large wrists with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold cuff bracer and other bracelets merged with the left large gold Bracer and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony shrunk to the size of a gem on top, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, he has on He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the gold crisscross straps and gold metal circular chest plate with phoenix carved on it and surrounded by red gems and on the back of the straps is a kanji that said Lincoln Loud, Truly Loving Gold-Hearted Brother, Son, Grandson, and Father, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest with chest hair on his pecs, large white and gold accented Elemental Choker of Eternal Love and Thunderbird pendant on his neck, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, his Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers with gold armored finger claws over his fingers, he has twelve large planets orbiting around his legs and twelve smaller planets orbiting around his waist and an immense rainbow protective aura with swirling elements around him.
Ayaka Utsumi: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet the rest of you.
Lincoln made eight clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene, and he slowly bit them and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them.
Ayaka Utsumi: (Seductively and rubs her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, nine Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Ayaka Utsumi, Hazuki Sogawa, Honoka Houjou, Julianne Toubaru, Kawori Mizuno, Minako Jounouchi, Miyabi, Reona Inui, and Rikka Koujin with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned to The World Tree Estate and told everyone what had happened, and they were shocked to find out the villains we went after were the vengeful spirits are the dead victims of Elias Devereaux, Darren Devereaux's hated ancestor from the 1900s who wanted revenge on the entire bloodline, and responsible for a very dark curse that follows those who'd completely given into the curse and wind up getting killed and they also wanted Darren dead because he also had the curse in his veins, along with the spirit of Elias Devereaux and the very source of the family curse.
But, when Lincoln showed what Darren did in first sending the vengeful spirits to The Spirit World and then us performing the exorcism that drew Elias' spirit out and us giving him a beatdown and finally Lincoln firing a beam of light that destroyed the dark spirit and banished him to The Black Gates for good, everyone cheered and hugged us and Lincoln's harem kissed him on the cheek. Lincoln and Calista Midnight have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town.
Maria: Oh man, so for your rescue, it was ending Darren's family curse that began over 100 years ago.
Lincoln: Yep, and we also had to stop the vengeful spirits of his ancestor's victims which Darren did in his rage.
Nico: As we'd found out the spirits of his ancestor's victims all wanted his entire bloodline to suffer for his ancestor's crimes. But, now they can find their eternal rest in the afterlife.
Me: Along with the rest of Darren's family while his ancestor rots in Oblivion forever.
After we finally brought an end to the curse haunting Darren's family over 100 years ago, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Calista Midnight saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.
Calista Midnight: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 18-year-old, 8'5" tall, really big, handsome, sexy, and extremely super strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. He's definitely been continuing on bodybuilding and working out even more for many years, and because of that along with the combination of his diet plan that we gave him, along with his hyperpuberty and genes, he'd gained the powerful and massive body that all bodybuilders could only dream of. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under a lot of very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Calista, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger and bigger in muscle mass, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Calista Midnight: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Me: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from the little boy from years ago into the really big, really strong, and really powerful man we know today.
Calista Midnight: I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.
Lincoln: And yesterday was really scary, we had no idea Darren got bit by the Weremole. It must've been out hunting.
Darren Devereaux: When it was sunny and clear, that's a major impossibility since The Weremole only comes out at night, especially on the full moon.
Sebastian Mendez: When I get my hands on that vicious monster, he's gonna know what a real monster is like.
Buster Bunny: We've already seen it one too many times of how much of a monster you really are.
Nico: And you also scared us that bad with you roaring like a demon with snakes coming out of your mouth.
Lincoln: Though we've been scared a lot by Lucy appearing behind us, so you don't scare us in the slightest.
Plucky Duck: But, you still scare us when you do that.
Buster Bunny: Not to mention, you also have your bad habits of still being sadistic and demonic as well.
Me: And those sorts of things are what make him a very scary presence towards the irredeemable, and like Qin said, you get him mad, and Hell on Earth will be unleashed.
Babs Bunny: Though that didn't save you from us when we mopped the floor with your bloodstained hide.
Sebastian Mendez: (GROWLS)
Lincoln: Okay, you asked for it! (Puts down barbells in hands) (CRACKS KNUCKLES)
Sebastian Mendez: (HISSES)
Ed: WHAT A PEST!
Edd: That's disgusting.
Ed: MAKE HIM STOP!
Buster Bunny: Yuck, if there's anything worse than nails on a chalkboard, it's the sound of cracking knuckles.
Nico: Yeah, that was enough to drive Ed crazy, but more than enough to make him hiss in annoyance and get him to stop. Better than hitting him on the head, right, Buster?
Me: We knew you were the one whacking him on the head with a mallet when we went after the McWolf team, and when Plucky ratted you out, that of course meant major payback.
Buster Bunny: I had to, he's crazy and insane.
Sebastian Mendez: Hey, I'm not that crazy and insane.
Toons: Yes, you are!
Lori: And your track record of antagonizing The Z-Fighters and Buster's gang from Acme Acres is literally that high.
Nico: There's that as well.
Sebastian Mendez: Okay, I still am that crazy and insane. But, that'll be part of me forever due to my descent into madness no thanks to Dustin Keystone, the nerve of him.
Lincoln: Yeah, he's more than pissed everyone off numerous times, thank goodness we banished him and every last one of his miserable family to The Black Gates forever, they deserved it.
We got a shower afterwards, and then, Lincoln, Sage Grimhildr, Tqcops Rubber Riley, Camembert, Cheda, Chizu, Emmenta, Goda, Parmino, Pone, Quark, Raclette, Reggiano, Ricotta, Ruyèr, Tilto, Ushiko, Zarella, and Zola are heading to Gelato Beach.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 18-year-old, white-haired, 8'5", handsome and extremely muscular man had on his new large orange and black speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.
And Sage Grimhildr, Tqcops Rubber Riley, Camembert, Cheda, Chizu, Emmenta, Goda, Parmino, Pone, Quark, Raclette, Reggiano, Ricotta, Ruyèr, Tilto, Ushiko, Zarella, and Zola are dressed in two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out Sage Grimhildr, Tqcops Rubber Riley, Camembert, Cheda, Chizu, Emmenta, Goda, Parmino, Pone, Quark, Raclette, Reggiano, Ricotta, Ruyèr, Tilto, Ushiko, Zarella, and Zola all had feelings for Lincoln, and he also had feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of musclebound thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln sucked out their muscle mass, virility, strength, blood, and life energy as it killed them all which made those buttfaces go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at those buttfaces and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of them, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that mutant has sent more muscle-bound thugs to kill them.
Camembert: Wow, so, this is Gelato Beach, it sure is beautiful.
Lincoln: It sure is, Camembert, and it's perfect for our first date. Shall we?
Lincoln, Sage Grimhildr, Tqcops Rubber Riley, Camembert, Cheda, Chizu, Emmenta, Goda, Parmino, Pone, Quark, Raclette, Reggiano, Ricotta, Ruyèr, Tilto, Ushiko, Zarella, and Zola dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the ocean, and they also saw the creatures that lived there, then, they went back to the beach and they had an awesome volleyball match, and Sage Grimhildr, Tqcops Rubber Riley, Camembert, Cheda, Chizu, Emmenta, Goda, Parmino, Pone, Quark, Raclette, Reggiano, Ricotta, Ruyèr, Tilto, Ushiko, Zarella, and Zola got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen massive 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails.
But then, they saw the hulking muscle-bound thugs that Flip hired coming after them, but Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he also grew even stronger. When Lincoln was done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into Lincoln, and the thugs were now dead from blood loss and thin as a rake and he fired a blast of red energy and destroyed them leaving them as ashes.
Lincoln: Nice try, you stupid mutant!
Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Sage Grimhildr, Tqcops Rubber Riley, Camembert, Cheda, Chizu, Emmenta, Goda, Parmino, Pone, Quark, Raclette, Reggiano, Ricotta, Ruyèr, Tilto, Ushiko, Zarella, and Zola and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and Sage Grimhildr, Tqcops Rubber Riley, Camembert, Cheda, Chizu, Emmenta, Goda, Parmino, Pone, Quark, Raclette, Reggiano, Ricotta, Ruyèr, Tilto, Ushiko, Zarella, and Zola placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, and then, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss and he also marked them as he slowly sank his fangs into them and fed on their blood. They came back home to The World Tree Estate, and Nico and I saw Lincoln covered in kisses on his face, body, and eight-pack abs.
Me: (Whistles) Wow, it looks like you really had a good time at Gelato Beach, eh, Lincoln?
Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so... AWESOME!
Suddenly, eighteen Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Sage Grimhildr, Tqcops Rubber Riley, Camembert, Cheda, Chizu, Emmenta, Goda, Parmino, Pone, Quark, Raclette, Reggiano, Ricotta, Ruyèr, Tilto, Ushiko, Zarella, and Zola with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Lily the Mermaid: Whoa, now Sage Grimhildr, Tqcops Rubber Riley, Camembert, Cheda, Chizu, Emmenta, Goda, Parmino, Pone, Quark, Raclette, Reggiano, Ricotta, Ruyèr, Tilto, Ushiko, Zarella, and Zola are in your harem, Linky.
Miia: And he marked you, Cheda, Chizu, Emmenta, Goda, Parmino, Pone, Quark, Raclette, Reggiano, Ricotta, Ruyèr, Tilto, Ushiko, Zarella, and Zola, along with Sage and Tgcops, right, Camembert?
Sage Grimhildr, Tqcops Rubber Riley, Camembert, Cheda, Chizu, Emmenta, Goda, Parmino, Pone, Quark, Raclette, Reggiano, Ricotta, Ruyèr, Tilto, Ushiko, Zarella, and Zola showed the marks Lincoln made on the right sides of their necks.
Jenna: And Flip had some nerve trying to kill them, that mutant is just making things much worse for himself.
Serena Logan: I always knew that stupid mutant cheapskate was and always will be nothing but fucking trouble, and he's just making things worse for himself.
Rarity: And trying to kill Sage Grimhildr, Tqcops Rubber Riley, Camembert, Cheda, Chizu, Emmenta, Goda, Parmino, Pone, Quark, Raclette, Reggiano, Ricotta, Ruyèr, Tilto, Ushiko, Zarella, and Zola, now that repulsive ape is really going to get it.
Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with more of the hulking muscle-bound hired thugs they sent to kill us yet again, but I sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and killed them all and sent them to The Black Gates, and that mutant should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!
Suddenly, we heard Flip scream and bellow with extreme hatred and rage and cursing right at us, and now, that moron has officially lost his mind.
Maria: (Flips Flip the middle finger) Yeah, up yours, you mutant moronic cheapskate!
Nico: Even after we kicked Flip's miserable hide, that mutant still refuses to quit!
Lincoln: Same with Lewis Travolta, Dark Amy, Icky Vicky, Billy McLean, Pablo, Anderson, and the other jerks at Dad's restaurant, but it's much more fun to see their thugs get killed by me.
Me: It sure is, and it's so much more fun seeing them blow their stacks!
We then saw Lincoln form a viewing window, and then, Lincoln snapped his fingers.
SNAPS FINGERS!
We saw a massive funnel appeared in Flip's mouth, and then, massive cartons of the extremely powerful laxatives that Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta appeared over the funnel.
Me: (GASPS) ARE THOSE...?!
Nico: The extremely powerful laxatives Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta?!
Luna: DO IT, BRO!
Then, the extremely powerful laxatives were dumped into Flip's mouth and the funnel was removed. Then, Flip's stomach gurgled and rumbled, and then...!
MASSIVELY LOUD AND EXTREMELY WET FART!
Flip farted and massive tons of gold, jewels, gems, and other currencies exploded out of his three-cheeked butt like crazy!
Flip stopped farting like crazy.
Lincoln: That's for trying to get your musclebound thugs to murder me and the girls in my harem, you disgusting three butt-cheeked mutant!
Nico: Jeez. Those laxatives are really powerful, I still remember when you tried that prank on me years ago, Connor, but that failed.
Me: Because of you using Walker's powers.
Connor Chan: Flip's really pissing me off now, if he does this again, I'm gonna shove a grenade down his throat!
Nico: Connor, I know you're angry, but we're saving it for December 1st when we kill him, Icky Vicky, and Xehanort. Now, don't even think of getting into the weapons room or I'm telling Dad!
Connor Chan: Tattle tale.
Later we were in the kitchen and we were making one of our most favorite things ever.
Thing: What are we making again?
Me: We're making donuts.
Homer: Mmm Donuts.
We were making every kind of donut imaginable.
Nico: So why are we making all these donuts?
Me: It's for Mr. Lynn's new breakfast line at Lynn's Table. He wants to open the restaurant for breakfast.
Nico: Cool.
We made jelly filled, chocolate, glazed, strawberry and more.
We made NUMEROUS kinds of donuts.
Julie Power: This is actually fun!
Lily: It sure is! Especially with the kinds of donuts there are out there.
Me: Yep. I saw and ate all kinds of donuts out there. Especially the donuts on that donut planet.
Xenia: Yeah those were awesome.
Homer: Boy those were awesome.
Nico: Yeah they sure were.
Lynn Sr.: It's great that you guys are helping me make donuts for my breakfast line. It's goinna be a hit.
Nora Valkyrie: Donuts are just as awesome as pancakes.
Soundwave: Donuts: Will make lots of money!
Me: Yep.
?: Boy they sure will.
We saw a girl with blue hair and blue eyes and blue clothes and had blue angel wings and had a tiara with the symbol of Hard on it.
Hillary Hard: Hillary Hard, Embodiment of Hard Man.
Emerald Goldenbraid: Wow! Hillary awesome to see you again.
Scarlett: Yeah you're looking awesome!
Hillary Hard: You too Emerald and Scarlett. Its been a while.
Blaster: How did you meet Emerald and Scarlett?
Hillary Hard: I met Emerald when she was learning about magic in the library of Drake City. It was awesome and she taught me some of her moves too.
Nico: Cool cool.
Hillary Hard: And I met Scarlett when she was plotting to kill Chris. I stopped her from doing so and helped her realize what she was doing was wrong. This was before she joined the team.
Nico: Oh.
Scarlett: Yes it was a bad time.
Nico: Yeah. Would you like to join the team?
Hillary Hard: I would be honored.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and he had a vision, and he saw who it was that we're going to confront today: it was none other than the LEGO versions of Surtur and Baron Mordo, and they're causing havoc. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Lincoln: Oh, dear God!
Lincoln sounded the alarm and we rushed in.
Nico: We heard the alarm, what's wrong, Lincoln?
Lincoln: Nico, everyone, we've got a seriously huge emergency. I just had a vision and I saw who it was that we're going to confront today, it's none other than the LEGO versions of Surtur and Baron Mordo.
Nicole: From Marvel Lego Superheroes?! Where are they at, Lincoln?
Lincoln: They're in the levels Surtur-n Doom and Rune to Maneuver.
Nico: Looks like we've got more trouble in the world of Marvel Lego Superheroes.
Me: Sounds like it.
Nico: Okay, then, let's head down there and take care of the LEGO versions of Surtur and Baron Mordo.
Lincoln: This is going to be so awesome.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more and our rainbow energy auras, rainbow protective auras, and rainbow fire auras flared up even more, as they sensed a massively powerful energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure was none other than Universe 666 Roshi who's come back from the dead and it was due to the dark actions of Universe 666 Sebastian's hidden contingency plan, and he's come here to destroy us and take revenge. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Lincoln: Oh dear God! You psychopathic, little...!
Rayman: I can guess that we got big trouble heading our way. Lincoln, who was it that you saw?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and this is someone that we're so not going to like one bit. Nico, everyone, we've got a seriously huge emergency. I just had a vision and I saw who it was that we're going to confront today, the figure is none other than Universe 666 Roshi who's come back from the dead and it was due to the dark actions of Universe 666 Sebastian's hidden contingency plan, and he's come here to destroy us and take revenge.
Me: So, now we're back on destroying the other Universe 666 Jinchuriki.
Nico: Looks like it.
Universe 666 Eli: I no longer associate with them, they're dishonorable bastards.
Sonya Gokua: Which means, I'm up next.
Lincoln: Yep, and always, we're taking the fight to Glaren.
Roshi: Yeah, they may not be as strong as us, but they're still as tough.
Nico: And it was all the fault of that lunatic, that guy is such a Class S psychopath. Alright, gang, let's go, we're off to Chronopolis and we're taking down the LEGO versions of Surtur and Baron Mordo.
Lincoln: LEGO versions of Surtur and Baron Mordo, you better be ready, we're coming for you, and once we get done with them, you're next, Universe 666 Roshi.
Sonya Gokua: I can't believe he set this whole contingency plan up early and once we killed him, that triggered it as a final "fuck you" to all of us. He really pissed us off big time! Well, then, we'll play his final twisted game and destroy every last one of the Universe 666 Jinchuriki. I already know of how strong Son Goku and Roshi are, but wait until they face us, Lincoln, we'll make them regret ever being resurrected.
Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and all of us headed out to the world of Marvel Lego Superheroes and we're taking down the LEGO versions of Surtur and Baron Mordo, and once we got done with him, Sonya Gokua and Lincoln are going to destroy Universe 666 Roshi.
Ruby Rose, Sir George, Takumi Inui, Bolin, Jessica Cruz, Ibuki, Vice and Skallox VS Deker, Black Knight of Merlin, Dreadtrux, Rock Doggler, Gra Doggler, and Earth Imperials Ninja Fumin - Nico's rescue was rescuing a girl Poromon knows and her name is Adrienne Valentino and she is also the gene-slammer of Fire, Lightning, Air and Water Elementals from MTG. We're going to battle a total jerk that hurt Poromon a lot because he hates him. His name is Roy Lowenstein and he HATES FREAKS!
Weiss, IM Weasel, Flynn McCallister, Summer Landsdown, Dillion, Gem, Grenade Man and Aqua Man (Mega Man) VS Abis Mal, IR Baboon, Prawn, Warrada, Anchor Man, and Asriel Dremurr - Us battling Another Fire Bug, La Balva De, Kasha, Universe 666 Mean 6, Gammaizer Planet, Professor Milo, Xibalba, Geiru Toneido, Furio Tigre, Super Phoenix, April May, Pauline Phoenix, Alchemy Beast - Aretos The Tin, Shinjiro Shinozaki, Queen Cannibis, Panther Caruso, Universe 666 Andrew Oikonny, Universe 666 Pigma Dengar, Leon Puwalski and Wolf O Donnell who were the Embodiments of the Kiramager Dopant, Godzilla Dopant, Falchion Dopant and the Brain Dopant
Blake, Strawberry Sunrise, Little Audrey, Little Lulu, Betty Boop, Jessica Rabbit, Totally Spies Timmy and Totally Spies Alice VS Nergal, Ayatoriko, Dorko Malfly, Floating Talking Gumball Machine, Nightmare X (Metroid Fusion), and Moonbeast (Dungeons & Dragons) - Lincoln's rescue was in Manhattan
Yang, Zipp Storm, J.P., Cyber Dragon, Number 17: Leviathan Dragon, Meteor Black Dragon, RKnight Man and Tomahawk Man VS Motor Ed, Roller Ghoster, Serpentina, Universe 666 Nega-Chin, Bomberman Gang, and Carrie Beff - Us making Donuts
Jaune Arc, Miti, Riki Honoo, Rosemon, Malefic Blue-Eyes White Dragon, Malefic Red-Eyes Black Dragon, Headstrong and Tantrum VS Mojo Jojo, Ape Man, Acid Breath, Gerude Doggler, Bouldergeist, and Grand Doomer EX - We made TONS of Donuts and man HOMER loved all of them
Nora Valkyrie, Ultear Milkovich, Takuya, Slifer the Sky Dragon, Obelisk the Tormentor, The Winged Dragon of Ra, Undermine and Brimstone VS Po Kong, Shakedown, Sculpin, Dark Naruto, Universe 666 Animated Sentinel Prime, and Universe 666 Eon - We also had the donuts we made put onto the menu at Lynn's Table for Breakfast
Pyrrha, Sheila Kelsall, Ravi Shaw, Zoey Reeves, Nate Silva, Steel, Divebomb and Rampage VS Radioactive Man, Nuclear Man, Atomic Flounder, Brineblast, Hair Razor, and Aghoul - The levels of Surtur-n Doom and Rune to Maneuver
Lie Ren, Kalolo, Ophanimon, Angewomon, Universe 666 Lucemon, Seraphimon, Laserbeak and Buzzsaw VS Gizmo, Eustace Bagge, DC, Savage-Noble, Dark Angel, and Seraphina the Fallen Twilight Angel - Lego Surtur and Baron Mordo next
Emerald Sustrai, Flashwing, Dew Gayl, Spy Rise, Chuck, Bomb, Barbossa and Long John Silver (Treasure Planet) VS Private H.I.V.E, GKnighty Knight, Penguin, Universe 666 Dave/Dr. Octavius Brine, Kaitouki, and Chourikiki - Kang is going to rue the day he crossed us
Dew Gayl, Lena Isis and RD Girl Jordan VS Penguin
Ingrid Third, Jinx, Cody, Talia Al Ghul, Black Cat, Kaya (One Piece), Ludwig Koopa and Roy Koopa VS Felix Faust, Ozzie Ostritch, Queen Bee Deadman, Universe 666 Swartz, Mr. Mascot, and Universe 666 Cronus - Eli is really going at Lego Baron Mordo
Deker (to Ruby): Nico's rescue was rescuing a girl Poromon knows. Her name is Adrienne Valentino and she is also the gene-slammer of Fire, Lightning, Air and Water Elementals from MTG. Nico and Poromon battled a total jerk that hurt Poromon a lot because he hates him. His name is Roy Lowenstein and he HATES FREAKS!
Abis Mal (to Weiss): Nico, Cole's team, Wolf's team, and the others did good battling Another Fire Bug, La Balva De, Kasha, Universe 666 Mean 6, Gammaizer Planet, Professor Milo, Xibalba, Geiru Toneido, Furio Tigre, Super Phoenix, April May, Pauline Phoenix, Alchemy Beast - Aretos The Tin, Shinjiro Shinozaki, Queen Cannibis, Panther Caruso, Universe 666 Andrew Oikonny, Universe 666 Pigma Dengar, Leon Puwalski and Wolf O Donnell. They were the Embodiments of the Kiramager Dopant, Godzilla Dopant, Falchion Dopant and the Brain Dopant
Nergal (to Blake): I heard Lincoln's rescue was in Manhattan. How was it
Motor Ed (to Yang): So, you guys made donuts, huh? What donuts do you like?
Mojo (to Jaune): You guys made TONS of Donuts. Man, Homer loved all of them!
Po Kong (to Nora): You guys had the donuts you made put onto the menu at Lynn's Table for Breakfast. I can't wait to taste them!
Radioactive Man (to Pyrrha): You guys are covering The levels of Surtur-n Doom and Rune to Maneuver. Anymore extra bosses I should know about?
Gizmo (to Ren): Lego Surtur and Baron Mordo are next. (realizes something) Wait, isn't Surtur huge
Private HIVE (to Emerald): Kang is going to rue the day he crossed us. But we need to get past his soldiers first!
Felix Faust (to Ingrid): Eli is really going at Lego Baron Mordo. But he's a Lego Version of my fellow wizard we know and love.
Joan of Arc, Marinette, Ashi and Kalus (Kameo) VS Dark Cupid
Megan Williams & Firefly VS The Headless Horseman (Scooby Doo)
Celica, Lois Griffin and Wendy Koopa VS Parasite
Moka Akashiya, Vegeta and Hiei VS Toguro
Mei (Overwatch), Ice Man and Tundra Man VS Lumi the Snow Queen
Princess Cadance VS Cupid
Princess Amore VS SkekSil
Flurry Heart VS Wera Vann
Starlight Glimmer VS Dr. Starline
Princess Luna VS Hades Beast Specter
Tony Jones VS May Kanker
Eli Shane VS Slug
Axel VS Heatstroke
Marcus Damon VS Daemon
Kairi Yano VS Don Octavio
Donbrothers, Megaforce Rangers, Revice Riders, J.D. Knudson, Varie, Cassidy, Camie, Celica, Miia, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Hikariki
Lincoln: It's over, Sutur and Baron Mordo.
Suddenly, Lincoln's eleven massive and long white wolf tails stretched out, and then, they lashed out at the LEGO versions of Sutur and Baron Mordo, and they were being bashed and beaten all over the place, and he even bashed them on the heads with two of his tails.
Nico: Ooh, now that's gonna leave a mark.
We then saw the LEGO versions of Sutur and Baron Mordo get a lump on their heads! OUCH! Then, we saw two white flag go up on the lumps.
Me: Looks like they surrender.
Lincoln threw two energy cards which hit the LEGO versions of Sutur and Baron Mordo and imprisoned him inside two cards and he put them inside a box he made and it vanished.
Nico: Now, that was awesome! We took down the LEGO versions of Sutur and Baron Mordo, and they're going to be in a lot of trouble.
Lincoln: You said it. Now, there's one last thing to do and one last loose end to tie up: Universe 666 Roshi.
?: YOU WILL ALL DIE FOR WHAT YOU DID TO NICO!
Suddenly, the twelve large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the twelve large planets orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the Loud Sisters' legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the legs of The Loud's friends, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine and eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the eleven large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eleven coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Twilight Sparkle and her friends, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eleven large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eleven large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Takanuva's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands and our gold halos with four orbiting gold rings surrounding the corners behind our heads were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.
Lincoln formed a massive diamond barrier with absorption energy surrounding the diamond barrier that protected all of us from a massively powerful volley of red Chakra blasts, and it absorbed the blasts and they flowed into us and made us even stronger than ever.
Lincoln: (Catches the scent) There's no mistaking that scent from anywhere, come on out right now, Universe 666 Roshi, or I will blast you out!
Suddenly, we saw a figure come out, it was Universe 666 Roshi, one of the resurrected Universe 666 Jinchuriki because of Universe 666 Sebastian.
Universe 666 Me: Roshi.
Universe 666 Roshi: J.D.?! Impossible, Nico killed you!
Universe 666 Lincoln: He did, but J.D. of the prime universe brought him and all those who died at that heartless snake's hands back. But, there's no way I can ever forgive you, you were J.D.'s brother, but you betrayed him and sided with that filthy snake.
Universe 666 Roshi: He was weak!
Universe 666 Me grabbed him by the neck and kicked him hard into a wall of diamond Lincoln made and I snapped my fingers and we were on Planet Glaren.
Sonya Gokua: He wasn't weak, but you, what you did was an act of betrayal that can never ever be forgiven!
Suddenly, Sonya Gokua's red eyes turned neon red and she was surrounded by a crimson red energy aura with stars, fire, flames, lava, gorillas, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive greatsword from her back, and as she approached Universe 666 Roshi, she left crimson red energy, stars, fire, flames, lava, gorillas, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Sonya Gokua: I can never forgive you, Universe 666 Roshi, what you did in Evil Nico's name was nothing more than dishonorable and atrocious. You along with the other Universe 666 Jinchuriki have caused so much pain and suffering that it isn't funny, we thought we wouldn't have to deal with you or the other Universe 666 Jinchuriki and Universe 666 Tailed Beasts, but because of what that violent deranged psycho did in bringing you all back, that crossed a serious line, and for that, I'm going to end you once and for all!
Suddenly, Sonya Gokua was surrounded by a massive vortex of crimson red energy with stars, fire, flames, and lava surrounding the vortex, there are gorillas, phoenixes, angels, and Son Goku the Four-Tailed Gorilla flying and running around the vortex, and in the vortex is a red phoenix with Son Goku's eyes in its wings and red eyes glaring at Universe 666 Roshi: the red eyes of death. Then, as the vortex faded, Sonya Gokua emerged, but she was changed forever.
Sonya Gokua grew from 7'0" to 7'9" in height, she has large gold metal bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large crimson red orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has red highlights in the bangs of her long crimson red hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon crimson red eyes and a crimson red energy aura with stars, fire, flames, lava, gorillas, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense rainbow protective aura with elements swirling around it, she has Son Goku the Four-Tailed Volcano Gorilla emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with crimson red iris, she has on gorilla earrings on her ears with red gems for eyes and holding the Star, Fire, Volcano, Four, and Eternity Kanjis in its paws, she also has Star, Fire, Volcano, Four, and Eternity with red gems for eyes and holding the Star, Fire, Volcano, Four, and Eternity Kanjis in its tails for the second pendant on the bottom of her crimson red gorilla-shaped Element of Harmony along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with crimson red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and crimson red gems on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Sonya Gokua has on a short-sleeved crimson red Chinese shirt, crimson red skirt with the symbol of Kirigakure and the Four Kanji on it, crimson red Chinese pants, crimson red shoes, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, fire, flames, lava, gorillas, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is Son Goku the Four-Tailed Volcano Gorilla surrounded by fire, flames, and lava. Suddenly, Sonya Gokua felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive crimson red angel wings with red tips on the large crimson red feathers grew much bigger for her new body and Son Goku's four massive tails also grew much bigger and longer for her new body, Sonya Gokua has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large crimson red gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Sonya Gokua's massive gold greatsword and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of crimson red energy, stars, fire, flames, lava, gorillas, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Sonya Gokua's Eternal Crimson Red Volcanic Firestorm Avatar Four-Tailed Gorilla Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Eternal Crimson Red Volcanic Firestorm Avatar Four-Tailed Gorilla Phoenix Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded red gems and Son Goku the Four-Tailed Volcano Gorilla etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged crimson red blade, large crimson red gorilla heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large red gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large crimson red gorilla heads with red gems for eyes and on the bottom of the large crimson red gorilla heads is a large crimson red gorilla head with red gems for eyes and red gem in its mouth for the pommel, Sonya Gokua has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with large crimson red gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Son Goku's head with crimson red gems for eyes and large red gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a crimson red kanji below Son Goku the Four-Tailed Volcano Gorilla with nine red magatama in between the kanji that said, "Sonya Gokua, Avatar of Son Goku the Four-Tailed Volcano Gorilla, Member of The Tailed Beast Avatar Guardian Angels, True Immortal and Powerful Warrior of The Universe, Dear Friend of Roshi and Son Goku the Four-Tailed Volcano Gorilla, Master of Fire and Lava, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Despiser of Bullies, Despiser of The Mean Loud Sisters, Archenemy of Fiery Petey Piranha, Destroyer of Universe 666 Roshi, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Fire, Lava, Gorillas, Phoenixes, and Angels"
ソーニャ ゴクア、四尾の火山ゴリラ孫悟空の化身、尾獣アバター ガーディアン エンジェルスのメンバー、真の不滅で強力な宇宙の戦士、老師と四尾の火山ゴリラの孫悟空の親愛なる友人、火の達人、ラヴァ、愛情深い守護天使でリンカーンの将来の妻 ラウド、いじめっ子の軽蔑者、意地悪なラウド姉妹の軽蔑者、激しいピーティー・ピラニアの大敵、宇宙666の破壊者老師、チーム・ラウドの素晴らしいメンバー、フェニックス・ストーム、コスモスの勇敢な戦士、プロテクター、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者であり救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情の力と要素のマスター、セレスティアル・ゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラック・ゲートのマスター、究極の力究極の善、真実、正義、愛、慈悲、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、破壊者であり悪の破壊者、狂った、殺人的、無慈悲な真の女神、サディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして火、溶岩、ゴリラ、フェニックス、天使のマスター
Sonya Gokua has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-FOUR TAILS AVATAR-GORILLA-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL INFERNAL FIRE LAVA VOLCANO TAILED BEAST FOUR-TAILS GORILLA PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL INFERNAL FIRE LAVA VOLCANO TAILED BEAST FOUR-TAILS GORILLA PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL INFERNAL FIRE LAVA VOLCANO TAILED BEAST FOUR-TAILS GORILLA PHOENIX ANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by Sonya Gokua's Super Angel-Four Tails Avatar-Gorilla-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Universe 666 Roshi saw it, he fell into a rage and we saw his eyes change into that of the beast inside him and his nails grew into claws and he ran at her to kill her, but Sonya Gokua fired a massive barrage of crimson red energy, stars, fire, flames, lava, gorillas, phoenixes, and angels which hit Universe 666 Roshi and sent him flying into a rock formation, he got back up, but boy was he pissed off majorly.
Me: HOLY SHIT!
Nico: That really is incredible! But, man, she really put the hurt on him!
Roshi: It's not over yet, Nico. In fact, the show's about to begin.
Sonya Gokua: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Cosmic Eternal Inferno Firestorm Lava Volcano Gorilla Phoenix Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Inferno Firestorm Lava Volcano Gorilla Phoenix Angel Love) But, it'll end all the same, Roshi. Shall we, Lincoln?
Lincoln: Let's do it, Sonya.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, and his new greatswords were ready as well, and he joined Sonya Gokua.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) I don't know what that lunatic was thinking with that damn contingency plan, but all the same, we're sending you right back to Hell where you belong!
Lincoln and Sonya Gokua went after Universe 666 Roshi, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, crimson red energy, slime, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mammoths, Pegasi, Windigos, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, and Mythological Animals at Universe 666 Roshi, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, they attacked him with energy slashes from their massive greatswords leaving scars on him and Lincoln left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with his gold-plated claws and his two new massive greatswords and Sonya Gokua also left many more by firing blue energy slashes with her claws, and he and Sonya Gokua attacked him hard with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of their superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was really driving Universe 666 Roshi even more insane with rage than ever.
Universe 666 Roshi: YOU! YOU! (ENRAGED SCREAM)
Universe 666 Roshi went at them now completely blind with insane rage and fury, but Lincoln and Sonya Gokua kicked him hard in the stomach and Lincoln fired blasts of water at him and he got hit hard and he slashed at him with his massive greatsword. They also attacked him with powerful elemental and energy blasts and he got hit hard, and this was more than enough to drive Universe 666 Roshi even farther into the edges of rage and madness.
Suddenly, Universe 666 Roshi started transforming as all four tails manifested and he transformed into his Tailed Beast. But, before he could attack, Lincoln swung his massive greatsword and fired Tailed Beast Bombs that hit and made the beast dizzy and disoriented and that caused the beast to transform back into Universe 666 Roshi who was literally on his last legs.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) So, you've finally transformed and let the beast out. Too bad for you, I know how to take you down. SEALING JUTSU: NINE PHANTOM DRAGONS!
Lincoln fired nine blue dragons and they surrounded Universe 666 Roshi, and then, Lincoln began forcibly absorbing all of Universe 666 Roshi's Tailed Beast Chakra as streams of red Chakra were being painfully removed from Universe 666 Roshi and absorbed into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he began growing even stronger.
Then, as soon as Lincoln was done absorbing all the Tailed Beast Chakra, the nine dragons disappear and Universe 666 Roshi was dead. Then, Lincoln absorbed his body by stabbing him with one of his eleven massive and long white tails' tip turned into Cell's stinger and the stinger changed back as soon as he was done and he sent Universe 666 Roshi's soul to The Black Gates. We all cheered wildly for what Sonya Gokua and Lincoln did as they holstered their massive greatswords and powered down and Sonya Gokua's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, four massive and longer Son Goku's tails, large gold halo with four orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, and massive crimson red angel wings are permanent.
Sonya Gokua: See you never, you monster. Thanks for helping me get rid of Universe 666 Roshi for good, Lincoln.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Sonya.
Suddenly, Sonya Gokua wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Sonya Gokua's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her hands onto Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, Windigo, and Son Goku the Four-Tailed Volcano Gorilla flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field and elemental forces and flames raging and lava behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Sonya Gokua sucked in and absorbed the elemental forces and fire and lava and they came back to us as the display vanished.
Then, we found ourselves back on Earth thanks to Lincoln.
Nico: Oh man, that was seriously an epic battle!
Me: You said it.
Universe 666 Me: But, Lincoln and Sonya did it, they defeated my former comrade and Lincoln killed him using The Nine Phantom Dragons and he absorbed the Tailed Beast Chakra of my Earth's Son Goku, and without it, he died painfully.
Lincoln: But, we can't underestimate the rest of them at all, and there's also no telling what else that crazy lunatic has done in their resurrection.
Eli: Obviously, not good. So, Lincoln, who are we meeting on your rescue tomorrow?
Lincoln: The next member of The Midnight Society that we're meeting tomorrow is Calliope Midnight.
Autumn Midnight: That's perfect, and you guys are going to love meeting her, Calliope Midnight is Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and the middle sister of The Midnight Sisters, she's a Goth Girl born from darkness and she also has immense and incredible power over The Dark Arts, Witchcraft, darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, Necromancy, The Occult, demons, and creatures of the night, and also has black angel wings. She's a member of a new generation of The Midnight Society, and every night, she and the rest of The Midnight Society meet up with Lincoln who's also a member of The Midnight Society at the backyard of the house and tell some of the most bone-chilling and scariest stories around a campfire and she's the one who handles the organizing of our meetings. She's also friends with Lucy and The Young Morticians' Club, and they were intrigued to find out that she's the member of a new generation of The Midnight Society, and she hates Chandler with a blazing passion. One night, as she and the rest of The Midnight Society were in the backyard preparing for their night of scary stories at the campfire, Chandler tried to attack us, but Calliope used her dark powers and made Chandler's nightmares come to life, and he got so scared, he ran away and went back into his house and holed himself up in his room and refused to come out for the rest of the night.
Nico: Whoa, now what was his fear?
Lincoln: That was an easy one: his so called popularity falling apart and getting outed as a bully and a monster.
We gasped.
Me: Yeah, that fear is extremely powerful.
for tomorrow, the match-up scene is for Irina Isobu, Avatar of Isobu the Three-Tailed Turtle, and she and Lincoln are going to destroy Universe 666 Yagura
For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to Nowhere, and we got bad news: Muriel wound up getting bitten by The Weremole and she's been turned into the rampaging beast, we have to cure Muriel with the Weremole cure we used on Darren Devereaux and Sebastian Mendez when they got turned into Weremoles, and then, we're going to pulverize The Weremole and send him to Vypra. And we're going to meet Calliope Midnight, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and the middle sister of The Midnight Sisters, she's a Goth Girl born from darkness and she also has immense and incredible power over The Dark Arts, Witchcraft, darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, Necromancy, The Occult, demons, and creatures of the night, and also has black angel wings. She's a member of a new generation of The Midnight Society, and every night, she and the rest of The Midnight Society meet up with Lincoln who's also a member of The Midnight Society at the backyard of the house and tell some of the most bone-chilling and scariest stories around a campfire and she's the one who handles the organizing of our meetings. She's also friends with Lucy and The Young Morticians' Club, and they were intrigued to find out that she's the member of a new generation of The Midnight Society, and she hates Chandler with a blazing passion. One night, as she and the rest of The Midnight Society were in the backyard preparing for their night of scary stories at the campfire, Chandler tried to attack us, but Calliope used her dark powers and made Chandler's nightmares come to life, and he got so scared, he ran away and went back into his house and holed himself up in his room and refused to come out for the rest of the night.
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