Chapter 33: Depths of the forest of death!

Hiashi was currently attending the monthly meeting with his council discussing important issues regarding the Hyuga clan, it was at this moment the door to the room slid open and standing there was an out of breath branch member, "Hiashi-sama it's an emergency! CODE LAVENDER!"

Immediately the entire room went into a frenzy of commotion and activity as the entire council began running around the room trying to sort everything and making sure everything was in tip top shape. Including making sure the potted plants were positioned properly all the stacks of paper were all aligned perfectly, and even one person sticking a thermometer into his tea to ensure it was at the proper temperature. But what was on the mind of every single person in the room was if it was somehow their fault

What exactly was "Code lavender"… well it was basically the call sign of whenever Hinata got mad… while this might seem to anybody outside of the Hyuga clan as overkill to go out of the way to satisfy and not further anger one little girl

But those on the outsides didn't know the destruction Hinata could cause when she was truly angry… and they were not talking about schoolyard arguing mad but like full blown I'm going to kill you and your entire family mad!

This has only happened once before and nobody wanted to see Hinata mad again, this specific incident had happened once when Hinata was 11. You see Naruto was away from Konoha on one of his trips back to Mount Myoboku, which meant that Hinata was already on edge because of that then it so happened that specific week the bakery that sold her favorite cinnamon buns was closed for renovation!

Well one would think that this issue could be easily resolved by just going to a mini mart and buying a packaged one for her… but on that day the Hyuga clan discovered that apparently nobody else sold them because that bakery didn't import the buns but made them themselves.

So no Naruto… and no Cinnamon buns, this set Hinata up to be in a fairly bad mood. But what really pushed Hinata over the edge was one off-hand comment from one of the more stuck up males of the main branch house. Hinata just so happened catch him saying to his friend that, "Naruto was a weak fool and because of all the time

Hinata spent with him then she was going to be weak too." He then went on to propose that Naruto be kicked out and Hinata be branded with the cage bird seal and kicked out as well.

And while he and his friend laughed and joked their joy would only last for so long as in a matter of seconds the air around them became icy cold and then suddenly Bijuu levels of rage were pressed down upon them.

Just from that pressure alone she was dubbed among those of the Hyuga clan the same nickname as the fearsome Kisame Hoshigaki. "The Tailless tailed beast"

And while the kind spirited Hinata gave the boy a chance to apologize to both her and Naruto, the boy's pride wouldn't allow him to do so and they continued to laugh though albeit nervously now, so with no choice Hinata knocked both boys out and preceded to use them as training posts for a demonstration of neo-juken to a group of young Hyuga girls.

It was the longest and most painful 3 hours of the boy's life, because Hinata so happened to be a very thorough teacher often repeating a demonstrating where a specific pressure point was and showing how to maximize the pain of your opponents.

Any attempts to rescue the poor boys were thwarted when Hinata threatened them to either get out or join them in being a training post. Safe to say they took the healthy choice and just left Hinata to her lesson while trying to ignore the screams of pain for the two boys.

By the time she was done with them they would probably have trouble for the rest of the life molding chakra… and while normally maiming somebody from the clan was a sin nobody went and actually tried to punish Hinata…. No not only were they scared of Hinata herself but also the fury that Naruto could bring down on their heads infuriating the jinchuriki of the Kyubi was probably not the best idea.

Back with Hiashi his brain instantly kicked into tactical mode as he quickly ordered a branch member, "Quickly hide every female Hyuga that is not married or under the age of 25 we don't need them to accidently provoke her. And with Kami's speed find Naruto we need a shield to hide behind!"

The branch member hearing his orders instantly ran out of the room and it wasn't long after he left when the doors to the council chamber slide open with a loud bang and there stood Hinata with her usually kind lavender eyes filled with loathing instead.

She stormed down the aisle as the memebers of the council sitting on the side just bowed and greeted her, "Hinata-sama."

When Hinata finally reached Hiashi's table he became extremely nervous from being under his daughters glare. She sat down in front of him and said, "Father… I wish for your blessing for me to marry Naruto-kun now!"

Instantly Hiashi and the rest of the members of the council let out a sigh of relieve knowing they had no part in fueling Hinata's anger. At least they hoped not!

"While I agree in your decision in choice of husband, I do not see why you suddenly want it right this instance my daughter. Do you not want to enjoy your last few years of childhood before you are bound in marriage?" Hiashi responded while pulling on the sleeves of his robes slightly.

Hinata just responded while seemingly the pressure from her glare increased, "While I have no issue with waiting longer and neither does Naruto-kun, but a complication has recently come up… apparently Iwa knows of Naruto's ancestry.

And more specifically one Iwa Kunoichi is blackmailing Naruto to marry her least she spill the information to everybody in the elemental countries."

Hiashi's eyes widened slightly as he said, "That is very concerning news, and I'm guessing you wish to stake your claim with Naruto before she gets a chance to do so herself?"

Hinata shook her head slightly, "Not exactly father… At this very moment Naruto is being backed into a corner and I know that unless something drastic happens then he will be forced to marry the Iwa kunoichi regardless. So while I can't stop the marriage from happening I can always marry Naruto and be known as his first wife, and while the CRA states that technically every wife is equal. I have done some research and apparently in public the first wife holds the most respect and power among the family. And I wish to at least hold that much over her and my other harem sisters…"

Hiashi let out a soft sigh then said, "I had hoped that this would have been held off for at least a few more years while and while I trust Naruto to look after you, and the end of the day I am still your father and it is only natural to be concerned for his daughter especially when she is marrying out of the clan."

"You do not have to worry about me father, even though we have our differences and falling outs I'm sure my sisters and I will always care for each other. And you know personally that Naruto-kun would go to the ends of the world if necessary to protect us." Hinata said with confidence.

Hiashi just nodded his head and replied, "Fine then Hinata after the Chunin exams are over, I will officially announce your wedding with Naruto and make arrangements for the ceremony we will have the most lavish of ceremonies and invite all the…

"No." Hinata said as she interrupted Hiashi.

"No?" Hiashi just responded with a confused look.

"Father you know of my disposition do you really believe that I want a grand lavish party and hundreds of guests to attend my wedding." Hinata replied.

Hiashi slightly taken back said, "Hinata you are my daughter! You are the heiress of the Hyuga clan anything less would make us look bad in the eyes of the public, it would make us seem too cheap to even pay for a decent wedding that involves the Heiress, we will be made into the laughing stock of Konoha!"

"And you will have it… when Hanabi marries." Hinata retorted, "You of all people should know the clan laws… as of 4 years ago technically I was no longer the Hyuga heiress but I would often just keep up the act so nobody would suspect anything, as per clan laws if the "Heiress" of the clan is arranged to be married to somebody outside of the clan then than she automatically forfeits her title unless she is an only child. And since I do have a younger sister then that means I am no longer the heiress am I correct father?"

Hiashi nodded.

"Then we are at an accordance since I am no longer part of the Hyuga clan and in extension no longer the Hyuga Heiress then I am free to choose how my own wedding will proceed?" Hinata continued on.

Hiashi nodded again.

"So please father allow me to do this my way I know you wish to make it grand and extravagant but… I was never an outgoing or people person all I wish for is a nice small quiet wedding." Hinata finished. As Hiashi let out a long drawn out sigh then said, "Fine Hinata we will do it your way, I'm not happy with it, but what's important is your happiness not mine…"

Hinata bowed her head, "Thank you father."

Hiashi gave his daughter a light smile and asked, "After you are married with Naruto I shall have a servant collect all your clothes and bring them over too?"

"The Senju compound that is where I will live from now on, and as for my clothing I will pack a few items myself at a later date the rest of my wardrobe will stay here in the Hyuga compound." Hinata answered.

Hiashi raised an eyebrow at this, "And why is that? Everything in that closest belongs to you why would you leave them here?"

"No they don't belong to me, nearly all of the accessories and extravagant clothing in that closet were gifts or were bought for the Hyuga Heiress… and like I said before since I no longer hold that title then those should go to Hanabi-chan, I'm sure she will grow into them." Hinata replied with a small smile.

Hiashi just shook his head at how unpretentious his daughter was if it weren't for her eyes nobody would have expected her to be from the Hyuga clan. "Fine as you wish Hinata… but just know that the doors of the Hyuga clan will always be open too you whenever you need."

Hinata gave Hiashi one last bow and stood up and said, "Thank you father."

"It has been my pleasure and I would like to wish you good luck my daughter… or should I call you Lady Uzumaki-Senju now?"

Hinata just let out a small giggle and replied, "Whatever you wish Hyuga-sama" then left the council room and was almost immediately confronted by her mother and younger sister.

Hitomi wiping a mock tear from her eye said in an almost amused tone, "My little baby, she grew up so fast it just makes me want to cry isn't that right Hanabi-chan!"

Hinata sweat dropped at her mother's actions, sometimes she had to wonder who was more mature her mother or Hanabi. Though Hanabi was the next to question Hinata.

"So now that you're moving out of the Hyuga compound, will you and Naruto-kun come back and take me out for ice cream Onee-chan?

Hinata smilled and nodded, "Of course Hanabi-chan, you can come visit us at any time at the Senju compounds… as long as you are chaperoned by a Hyuga guard."

Hanabi lifted up her pet fox and asked, "Is Neji-chan considered a guard?"

Hinata shook her head in amusement and answered, "No Hanabi-chan."

Hanabi pouted at this and was going to try her puppy dog eyes no jutsu on her sister but Hitomi said, "Well Hanabi-chan let us go, I believe Lady Uzumaki-Senju here has a chunin exam to go too."

With that the 3 bowed to each other and went their separate ways.

Back inside the council hall with Hiashi one brave member of the council asked, "Will Hinata and her children be branded with the cage bird seal?"

"It would be pointless to put the seal on her… because if you did then there would be nobody left in the entire Hyuga compound alive to activate it." Hiashi asked while sipping his tea.

The man looked confused for a moment then suddenly understood what Hiashi meant and sat back down in fear.

Ten Minutes later

(~ Rape Scene in this part caution~ )

Outside the forest of death

Anko had told all the competitors to meet outside the forest of death 30 minutes after the first part of the exam had finished, Hinata had just made it on time as Anko began explaining the rules and handing out the consent forms for all of them to sign.

Though Hinata swore Anko gave her a slight leer when she walked by that said something along the lines of, where the hell were you!

Hinata just shrugged it off with a I'll tell you later look, scanning around the crowd of students remaining in these exams. She noticed that the numbers had substantially decreased; Ibiki really did a number on them. But sadly for Hinata that Iwa Kunoichi was still in the exam and was now staring at her Naruto-kun like he was some sort of piece of prized steak.

Hinata quickly strode over to Naruto and stood in between the Iwa kunoichi's line of sight of her Naruto-kun and said to Naruto, "Please be careful Naruto-kun… I have something to tell you after this part of the exams."

"I will my love, just as long as you promise me that you will do the same. I don't know what I will do without you." Naruto responded quietly, as he discreetly rubbed the back of Hinata's hand in comfort.

Hinata savored the feeling for a moment before unhappily pulling her hand away and walking back toward her team but not before giving Naruto the tiniest of winks, Naruto chuckled slightly at that. Hinata had this alter ego that Naruto found extremely fascinating and sexy. By Kami how much he loved that girl.

Anko saw this from a distance and walked behind Naruto and said, "If I were you I would pick your jaw up off the floor and wipe the drool from the corner of your mouth Naru-kun."

Naruto snapped out of his stupor and said with an embarrassed look, "My bad Anko-sensei."

Anko then said with a smirk, "You know I'm only warning you for your own good, because it seems that almost every single kunoichi from the other nations have made you a target so I would definitely watch that cute little behind of yours… or you might emerge from this forest either a man or something less." Anko finished with a sadistic snigger while also giving Naruto's ass a light smack and grope.

"You almost sound like you are hoping something happens to me Anko-chan…" Naruto said with a slight leer at the special jonin.

"Only because I might be prowling the forest myself, and if I were to catch you… I don't know what I might do." Anko said with a perverted grin as she ripped Naruto's consent form out of his hands and pocketed it. "Just in case the princess decides to complain later you know." Tossing Naruto his scroll Anko walked away to torture other helpless genin's.

After all the participants consent forms had been collected and the respective earth and heaven scrolls had been handed out, loud explosions and walls of flames which were most likely a product of Anko sent all the genin all fleeing into the forest of death.

And while Naruto had already been in the forest of death before, regardless he remained cautious like Itachi had taught him due to the fact that there were multiple high level genin teams in this forest that were not afraid to kill their opposition and at this moment he didn't have either Hinata or her Byakugan eyes to aid him.

Naruto's first few hours were relatively peaceful as he had yet to run into any of the other genin teams or the wilds animals living in the forest which he found to be quite strange, leaping toward the forest grounds he knelt down over sets of tracks in the ground.

He examined them and noticed something peculiar about them; there were at least 7 different animal prints heading off in the same direction and judging by the look of the soil then they were all here at relatively the same time. It made no sense because these animals had no business at all being together at the same time.

But before Naruto got the chance to further inspect the tracks large wild boar charged out of the brush and stampeded toward him, on pure instinct Naruto flipped up and in midair sent out a barrage of shuriken and kunai at the boar which did nothing against its thick leathery skin. The boar reared his head and took charge at Naruto again and while Naruto would have no problem dealing with one wild boar he didn't expect a large bear too suddenly leap out at him grazing him slightly on the arm. Naruto winced in slight pain but left it for Kurama to heal as a loud ferocious roar shook the forest around him as the biggest tiger Naruto had ever seen leapt from the top of one of the trees at him hoping to pin Naruto to the ground.

Quickly running through hand signs Naruto slammed the ground with his palm and said, Mokuton: Rising Wood Pillar !

A giant wooden pillar rose from the ground catching the falling tiger in the stomach and launched it back into the treetops out of sight. Turning his attention to the once again charging boar and bear Naruto ran through another set of hand signs and aimed his palm and the two creatures and said, " Mokuton: Wood Binding hands!"

From his hand large wooden branches grew and bound the two berserk animals that were foaming at the mouth in anger at not being able to tear Naruto apart. Letting out a slight sigh of relief from the sudden action Naruto almost didn't have time to duck and dodge what looked like a giant rock missile flying at his head.

Leaping back from the crater it had created Naruto waited for the dust to settle and when it cleared he saw the remains of the missile and Kurotsuchi emerging from them with a smirk she said, "Impressive Naruto-kun… I expected no less from you.

Even after those animals I sent at you still have the energy to dodge my attack. We will make strong children together." She finished as she blew him a kiss.

"I guess Hinata didn't get the message across when she told you that we were together…" Naruto responded.

"I'm sure I can make you see things my way." Kurotsuchi purred out and she dashed over to Naruto and aimed a sweep kick for his head.

Naruto bent backwards to dodge the kick and acknowledged that she was fast, scratch that really fast! As she began attack with ruthless vigor trying to find an opening to land a hit on Naruto, but Naruto didn't work himself to the bone every day of his life to be beaten easily. Disengaging from Kurotsuchi Naruto leaped back and began to fire some of his jutsu at her, " FUTON: Vacuum bullets" The name of the jutsu might have been bullets but they were more like mortar shells with the amount of chakra he had pumped into them, Naruto flinched slightly when he saw one catch her in the stomach and explode kicking up a dust storm, that might have been overboard he thought. But as the dust settled he saw she was still standing there panting slightly but overall she looked fine, and on closer inspection Naruto saw the area that he had hit start to crumble away revealing she had an earth armor surrounding her body.

Kurotsuchi looked up with eyes of lust, "By Kami you are strong I haven't been hit like that in a long time, it just makes me want you so much MORE!" Kurotsuchi said as she ran at Naruto again this time with her hand becoming a giant earth spear.

Naruto unsealed his katana with a poof of smoke then held it to the side as he watched her charge at him, then right at the last moment he spun drew his katana.

Kurotsuchi's smile soon faded as her earth spear fell away into pieces and suddenly felt pain in her stomach region, looking down she saw a gash running across it, "Damn" she thought. "The earth armor didn't get enough time to repair itself."

She sank to her knees as she tried to dampen the blood by holding her sleeve against the wound. Kurotsuchi couldn't believe she allowed herself to be caught like that, she was so infatuated with Naruto that she had let her skills diminish so much.

Franticly trying to keep from bleeding out she almost didn't even feel it when Naruto grasped her shoulder and pushed her down so she now laid on her back as he knelt beside her.

Naruto removed her sleeve away from the wound and frowned at the size of the cut. It was deep but just barely missed the internal organs. He reached inside his pocket and took out the jar of Hinata's ointment dabbing some on the wound Naruto saw it sizzle for a second then slowly stich back up, it didn't fully heal her but it would keep her from bleeding out.

Taking out some medical gauze he wrapped it around her stomach and few times, he sealed away the medical gauze and his katana and was just about to stand up and leave when Kurotsuchi reached out and grabbed his arm, "Why did you save me?"

Naruto just shrugged.

She asked with glee returning to her face, "It's because you love me right?"

Naruto just stared at her and said, "My heart belongs to the Hinata who made this ointment that I used to save your life."

Naruto tried to stand up again but Kurotsuchi tightened her grip on Naruto's arm and said, "WAIT. Come closer I want to tell you something…"

Naruto narrowed his eyes and his gut was telling him this was a bad idea but regardless he leaned his head in toward her face and tilted his ear toward her mouth. Kurotsuchi lifted her head up slightly then whispered with a grin into his ear… "Gotcha."

In a flash she slammed her palm into Naruto's chest and yelled out, "SEAL!"

Naruto suddenly felt indescribable pain run through his body from the point on his chest as if all his chakra pathways were set on fire.

He doubled over in pain and let out a loud groan as Kurotsuchi slowly stood up while being careful of her wound and to let the ointment heal it further least she reopen it.

Kurotsuchi couldn't be more delighted as she felt his chakra levels dropping to almost a civilian level.

Naruto gritted his teeth as he mentally yelled, "Kurama what the hell is happening!" no answer… "Dammit why did I trust her, damn your knight in shining armor act you idiot… you're only supposed to do that with Hinata anyway!"

Naruto lifted his forehead off the ground and tilted it so he could look up at Kurotsuchi but immediately tilted his head back down with a blush adorning his cheeks. He had gotten a full view up her skirt and at her burgundy lace panties!"

Kurotsuchi bought a hand to her face in mock embarrassment, "Naruto-kun I didn't know you were such a pervert to be looking up a girl's skirt, you're lucky you're cute so my punishment won't be so severe." Kurotsuchi said as pushed Naruto over so now he was on his back and then she sat down to straddled Naruto's waist.

Naruto tried to struggle but Kurotsuchi was now using her chakra to push down on his body preventing him from making any sudden or extensive movements.

His eyes blasted open in horror as she took out a kunai and sliced his vest then his shirt open! "THIS IS RAPE!" Naruto yelled mentally as he further tried to struggle from Kurotsuchi's grasps. But was halted when she let out a drawn out gasp of pleasure as she ran her hand down his bare chest, he felt goose bumps along the line where she dragged her hand and was positive it wasn't just from how cold her hand was.

Heck he couldn't even contain the low gasp from his own lips that slipped out when she bent down ran her tongue from the top of his seal on his stomach to his chin, "You're body is absolutely amazing Naruto-kun in taste and in texture." Kurotsuchi commented dripping with lust, as she laid her head softly onto his bare chest while continually running her hand all over it.

"How could she be doing this on the floor in the bloody forest of death of all PLACES!" Naruto mentally ranted. But why did he stop fighting her why wasn't he yelling for her to stop… maybe because deep down inside it was because he wanted it, he wanted what she was going to give him!

"NO!" Naruto roared out in his mind, as much as he wanted to do these acts it was not with Kurotsuchi it was with Hinata, he had promised her that she would be the first he had to fight this! Suddenly he felt the weight of Kurotsuchi lift off of him, he was just about to let out a sigh of relief when to his dismay he discovered she wasn't going to leave him alone but was now positioned over his head giving him a perfect shot up her skirt. "NO WAY SHE ISNT GOING TO DO WHAT I THINK SHE IS!" Naruto screamed in his mind, and as much as his body tried to fight it he didn't move a muscle to stop her… but at least he was able command his eyes to slam shut when she lifted her red skirt up slightly and moved to move her panties out of the way.

"NO NO NO NO NO!" Naruto mentally chanted but that was stopped when he felt a something soft, warm and wet press onto his face, Kurotsuchi let out the most voluptuous moan of pleasure Naruto had ever heard in his life it easily put any sound Anko made to shame, "But what the hell was he thinking! This couldn't be happening… But oh sweet Kami her scent and taste was so intoxicating," and deep down inside there was a primal side of him that wanted more.

"But how! A female's most precious thing was their nether regions so there was no way Kurotsuchi would so openly and freely press it against a male that they barely knews face."

But that little lie Naruto kept telling himself was soon torn from him as she began to grind herself against him and let out another loud sensual moan. The scent just got stronger and Kurotsuchi just got wetter as time went by and Naruto soon couldn't even resist opening his mouth and sticking his tongue upwards which led to Kurotsuchi being sent to higher planes of pleasure knowing that Naruto was slowly succumbing to her actions. Feeling her release coming she fisted her hand into his hair to dig his face deeper into her and let out a scream of pleasure and a slight shudder as Naruto felt a splash of wetness enter his mouth.

They both remained in their positions relishing in the aftermaths of their little piece of of 'forced' heaven when a large explosion rocked the forest all around them. Kurotsuchi breathing heavily slowly lifted herself off of Naruto and placed her palm against the ground sending out a pulse of chakra through the earth. "SHIT" she mumbled out as she detected that her team was now engaged in combat with some Shinobi from Amegakure.

Turning back toward Naruto who still had his eyes closed and was also breathing heavily she let out a sigh of happiness at how wet his face was. Taking her finger she scooped up the little traces of secretion she had left and spooned it into Naruto's mouth whom much to her pleasure didn't fight it. But rather almost seemed like was sucking her finger clean, Leaning down she gave him a soft peck on the cheeks then said, "Stay boy, I'll come back and finish you later." With that she stood up fixed her undergarments and disappeared into the brush.

Naruto just continued to lay there unmoving for a few minutes, part of him wanted to stay and wait for her to comeback so they could continue, but the more rational part of him told him to run while he had the chance. The pain was mostly gone but due to the lack of chakra he felt physically weak and drained, that little struggle against Kurotsuchi didn't help at all! He was able to get on his knees and slowly crawl toward where he remembered was a river.

It was a slow long process but eventually he reached it and was able to splash the cool water onto his face. Because of the speed the river was running at he even took the risk of taking a sip of the water and deemed it safe to drink. But even then he could barely stay conscious as he had used the last of his strength to drag himself to the river.

"Maybe I'll just close my eyes for a second." Naruto thought as he finally slipped into darkness.

Unknown to him he was being watched from the brush line and slowly the giant tiger Naruto had thrown away early stalked toward him like the predator it was. It sensed weakness in his prey and was going to take this chance to kill him and devour him for hurting him before.

But just as the tiger was going to pounce on Naruto, a bright green light suddenly emerged from the boy's body. The tiger took a few steps back in fear as the boy was completely enveloped in the light and was now standing up slowly.

Kurotsuchi's seal had sealed away Naruto's chakra and even Kurama's chakra but there was once source of chakra that she didn't count on… Hashirama's lifting his head up and opening his eyes, Hashirama.N just said, "I guess it's my turn to come out and play." As he gave the tiger a smirk.

(Hashirama.N is when Hashirama is possessing Naruto's body)

Some thirty minutes later

Kurotsuchi was extremely worried at the moment, she had gotten to her teammates and helped them easily put down the Ame nin and even get the scroll that they needed. But there was nothing to worry about there, what was worrying at the moment was the fact that Naruto was gone! She had asked Suzumebachi to help find him by having Suzumebachi follow her scent she had left on Naruto but all that had led to was a river and a whole lot of blood.

Kurotsuchi had first panicked when she saw the blood spattered everywhere, fearing that it all belong to Naruto as the seal would have prevented him from fighting off any creature inside this forest.

"STUPID, STUPID, STUPID!" Kurotsuchi said as she smacked herself on the forehead. She wanted to cry at her foolish mistake of not leaving some sort of protection for Naruto, but was instantly relieved when Suzumebachi confirmed that the blood on the floor was actually some sort of animal blood but not human blood.

But the relief only lasted a short while as Naruto was still missing and searching for him in this giant forest was just going to get harder as night fell.

Down river with Hashirama.N

Hashirama.N sighed as he dabbed some of Hinata's ointment onto a gash that ran diagonally up his chest… well Naruto's chest. Normally Naruto wouldn't have to use this ointment much but because both his normal chakra and Kurama's chakra was sealed away he wasn't healing as quick as he usually did.

The fight with the tiger was quite brutal actually, while a ninja would normally have no problem fighting off the tiger Hashirama.N was out of practice and out of his element as he was fighting with a completely foreign body he took a few attacks and this gash was just one of the wounds that needed some time to heal.

After killing the tiger he proceeded to throw himself into the river and allow the current to carry him away, this succeeded in doing two things, putting some more distance from him and that crazy Iwa kunoichi and two getting her scent and taste out of his mouth.

Wasn't it quite a surprise when the first thing Hashirama tasted when he possessed Naruto's body just so happened to be… the fluids of an Iwa Kunoichi… "What was wrong with Kunoichi's these days back when he was Hokage they were all modest and reserved but now a days one could barely tell the difference between a Kunoichi and a random women of the night in the red light district." Hashirama thought to himself

And while you would think any man would have loved to get a taste of a young beautiful female, Hashirama wasn't like a normal man he was extremely loyal to his wife… and when I say loyal I mean wiped to death. Like it was quite literally I dare you to look at another female for more than 5 seconds wiped.

One would ask why would the Shodaime Hokage of Konoha be scared of his own wife, I mean he was highly touted as the strongest Shinobi of his time and some people say up till now nobody has ever surpassed his skill. Well the fact of the matter was that Mito wasn't always so controlling of him but due to an incident regarding his brother Hashirama's social life was never the same again.

Flash back

80 years ago I guess?

Tobirama Senju was always known as a great Shinobi, but he was also known as a pervert. Nearly every single bathhouse and other public facilities in Konoha were personally designed by Tobirama himself with his own perverted tendencies in mind.

But sometimes Tobirama would take it a step too far, and in doing so he would utterly destroy his elder brother's life. It had all happened on one day in October more specifically on Hashirama's birthday. You see Hashirama wasn't the biggest fan of celebrations and parties so often he didn't have a giant gathering or ball but the one thing he did look forward to was making love to his beautiful wife Mito.

They had a healthy sex life but there were two days in the year when it was extra special which was their respective birthdays, so Hashirama was heading home on that day from another paperwork filled day at the office. He hoped to catch up on his reading of his newest philosophy book than maybe take a nap before his wife got home.

What he wasn't expecting was when he entered the house and was immediately bombarded with streamers and party balloons joined by loud music and lights everywhere. All Hashirama was able to say was, "What in Kami's name." Before his brother leapt over to him with a giant smile across his face,

"Hashi isn't this totally awesome." Tobirama said wrapping his arm around Hashirama's shoulders he leaned in and whispered to him. "Check out all these beautiful women that I got for you aren't they great!"

Making a sweeping motion with his hand at the courtesans that were scattered all over the main hall of the Senju compound, They were all dressed in beautiful looking kimonos of bright colors to attract the attention of potential customers. Currently they were frolicking around, engaged in drinking games or just gossiping with one another. But that all stopped when Tobirama said loudly, "GIRLS THIS IS THE BIRTHDAY BOY! THE SHODAIME HOKAGE OF KONOHA!"

Squeals erupted from the girls as they stampeded toward Hashirama who tried squirm out of his brother's grasps to no avail as he Tobirama held strong and only released him when he was surrounded by the horde of women.

Hashirama who never had any experience with a call girl was shocked at their tenacity and how grabby they were. As much as he told them he wasn't looking to have any fun with them they persisted and soon began ganging up to remove his robes.

He didn't know how but some hour later he found himself laying on the floor with only his pants remaining, hundreds of Shinobi had tried to penetrate his armor each failing miserably but here a group of courtesans was able to do it in less than fifteen minutes. This had to be a breach of security!

Suddenly the party came to a grinding halt when Tobirama was thrown across the room and crashed and broke multiple large vases. The person who launched him was a pissed off wife of the Shodaime Hokage aka Mito Uzumaki! Who left training early so she could come home and surprise her husband, She stood by the entrance of the house glaring daggers specifically at Hashirama who felt fear run through his entire body.

"Mito… this isn't what it looks like." Hashirama whimpered out.

"… Get out.. Get out of my house all of you!" Mito whispered out but because the room was so quiet everybody heard her.

Immediately the women grabbed their belongings and started piling out of the exit but not before bowing and attempting to apologize to the angry Senju matriarch. Who showed no emotion other than the anger she was directing at her husband, soon all that was left was Mito, Hashirama and a groaning Tobirama.

Hashirama hoping for forgiveness threw himself at her feet pleading for her to listen to him, but she turned her head away from his explanation.

Only after hours of groveling and begging did she finally decide to listen to him, and even when she did hear the explanation Mito wasn't all that satisfied with him.

Hashirama mentally cried as he realized that he probably wasn't getting any tonight and probably not getting any for a while… he just hoped that by the time Mito's birthday came around she would have forgiven him.

It was because of this did Hashirama promise himself that he would never look at another woman aside from his wife for longer than 5 seconds ever again, conversations with other females were extremely awkward but whatever was necessary to get back into Mito's good graces it was worth it…

Flash Back end

Did Hashirama ever regret it… well no, even though it took days for Mito to even look him in the face again. And then it took weeks before he was allowed to sleep on the same bed again but to be forgiven by his wife he would really do anything.

Standing up Hashirama.N flexed his fingers as he felt his chakra course through the boy's body, he had to admit it but somehow it felt like Naruto's body was more attuned to Mokuton then his ever was. In Naruto's Hashirama could pretty much raise a forest with a flick of his wrist, why Naruto even used hand signs confused Hashirama.

He would have to ask him later but first he would have to get this seal off of him and the only person he trusted to get it off properly was either the old monkey Sarutobi or the boy's perverted grandfather Jiraiya. And to get to them he would have to pass this part of the exams, so with that in mind Hashirama.N dashed through the trees looking for a genin team with the scroll he needed.

3 days later

Tower in the middle of the forest

Hinata sat in the mess hall with her team next to her, they had already been here for 2 days already they had stumbled upon the bodies of a dead genin team and judging by their wounds most likely defeated by the animals of the forest and luckily for Team 8 they just so happen to have the scroll they needed. So with their objective in their hands they made a dash towards the tower while avoiding confrontation with their combined tracking skills.

Upon arrival they discovered that a few teams had already made it too the tower, the most prominent being the Team from Suna with the red haired boy that Naruto warned Hinata to keep her distance from. But what concerned Hinata was the fact that Naruto wasn't here, with his skill Hinata had expected that he would have been here within the hour well at least on the first day but the fact that it was the end of the 3rd day had Hinata worried about him as most of the other teams had arrived including Team 10, 9, and 7.

"Something must have happened," Hinata thought to herself. Oh if only she knew, because at this very moment Kurotsuchi and her team walked into the tower with a worried look. They had spent an extra day searching for any sign of Naruto but came up empty, and now they had a problem on their hands. It was either Naruto was dead and they had failed their mission to have Kurotsuchi seduce him and bring him back to Iwa or they now had a pissed off Namikaze on their hands who would seek out revenge on Kurotsuchi for nearly killing him. This could potentially turn out really bad for Iwa as a whole and Kurotsuchi started having doubts on her plan and thoughts that maybe her grandfather was right.

Well she would figure out her punishment soon as outside at the main hall of the tower Hashirama.N walked in after reading the quote on the wall he unraveled his earth scroll and with a poof of smoke Jiraiya appeared in front of him.

"Ah Jiraiya of the Sanin… just the man I was looking for." Hashirama.N said

Jiraiya raised an eyebrow at Naruto, the boy never regarded him as such and his state of dress was weird as well, his vest had been discarded somewhere and his shirt was ripped in half with the 2 tatters left hanging on the sides over the sides of his hips. He would have been completely bare-chested had it not been for the bandages that was wrapped around his chest and in the middle was wet with what Jiraiya assumed to be blood, this was raising red flags all over for Jiraiya. Naruto rarely needed bandages and the fact that he was still bleeding meant something was off.

"Naruto is something wrong?" Jiraiya asked as he slipped into a discreet fighting kata.

Hashirama.N raised his arm up in an attempt ease Jiraiya's worries, "Fear not Sanin, I am not some evil that has possessed the boy but I am just one of his tenants caring for his body as he is currently unavailable to do it himself."

"Kyubi?" Jiraiya questioned as he dropped his stance knowing that the Kyubi wouldn't hurt him or the boy.

But to Jiraiya's surprised Naruto shook his head, "Not that tenant for he too is unavailable."

Jiraiya's eyes nearly budged out of his head as he instantly bowed to him and said, "Shodaime-sama it's an honor to be in your presence! But I do have to ask why are you in control of my grandson's body?"

Hashirama.N began unraveling the bandages around his chest while saying, "An encounter with some Iwa Kunoichi forced me to come out and save my host from the maws of death. And while it is quite nice to have a physical body again I much rather return control to the boy."

When the bandages were completely unraveled Jiraiya saw the single claw mark that ran up his chest and the fact that the Kyubi's seal was clearly visible even though he felt none of its chakra. But on top of Minato's seal was another seal, bending over to exam it for a moment Jiraiya recognized it as one of the seals Iwa used in the past on their jinchurikki, but was replaced due to the fact that not only did it seal the Bijuu's chakra but also the host's chakra therefore making them useless in battle.

"I can easily remove this." Jiraiya said with a large grin. With which Hashirama.N just responded with, "Then please do."

Nodding his head Jiraiya lifted his sleeve up and channeled some chakra into his fingers, slamming his palm over Iwa's seal he twisted his hand slightly as he saw the disruption seal melt away, Hashirama.N groaned in pain for a moment and fell to one knee.

Then unexpectedly red malevolent chakra began oozing off of Naruto's body so much that it was suffocating to stand close to Naruto at all. Jiraiya took a few steps back as Naruto slowly stood up and when he lifted his head up Jiraiya realized that it wasn't Naruto at all but this time it really was the Kyubi.

The glowing red eyes, fox like grin, and elongated fangs was further proof, "I must thank you pervert-sanin being locked up again was no fun… now if you can excuse me I have to find a certain Iwa Kunoichi to give some payback too!"


Next chapter depending on my mood might come out a bit later as I might want to write my one-shot instead depends really depends.

Once again thanks for all the reviews it really keeps me going!

Decided to add a sort of little fun-facts section to this story, this will help jog the memories of little things that happened in previous chapters.

Hanabi owns a pet fox that she named Neji-chan because she thought Neji was gay and had a fetish for birds and cages.

Hinata has a yellow bird named Yondaime-sama due to its yellow crown.

Hinata's arrows are made from Naruto's mokuton and feathers from her bird.

Minato was named after the harbor he was born near by Jiraiya.

Kurama is a bigger pervert then Jiraiya.

Jiraiya's latest book Icha Icha: Adventures in the Misty Mountains was inspired by the trip he and Naruto took to the Mist and Kumo.

Kurama and Hashirama have become great friends in there time spent together within Naruto.