I hate portals. Nasty, vile things, prone to malfunction at the worst of times. Mine sure did! An experiment gone awry strands an unpredictable, knuckleheaded ninja in a strange world of magic and monsters. Should he survive, he just might find a way home...if the Wild Hunt doesn't kill him, first. Loads of sass/humor. NarutoxCiri? Pairing undecided. On Hiatus due to the show.
Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,685 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 1,999 - Follows: 2,322 - Updated: 5/13/2020 - Published: 6/17/2016 - Naruto U., Geralt of Rivia, Triss Merigold, Ciri