A CHARACTERS AND
EVENTS IN THE SHOW-
EVEN THOSE BASED ON REAL
PEOPLE-ARE ENTIRELY FICTIONAL.
ALL CELEBRITY VOICES ARE
IMPERSONATED...POORLY. THE
FOLLOWING PROGRAM CONTAINS
COARSE LANGUAGE AND DUE TO
ITS CONTENT IT SHOULD NOT BE
VIEWED BY ANYONE
I'm goin' down to South Park Gonna have myself a time
Friendly faces everywhere Humble folks without temptation
Goin' down to South Park Gonna leave my woes behind
Ample parking, day or night People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor!"
Headin' on up to South Park Gonna see if I can't unwind
I like girls with big fat titties I like girls with deep vaginas
So come on down to South Park And meet some friends of mine
FRIENDLY MATCH
Character playing:
Eric Cartman
Stan Marsh
Tweek Tweak
Craig Tucker
Let's play starter
FRIENDLY MATCH TEAMS
GERMANY (CRAIG) vs NETHERLANDS (STAN)
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL! Steven Berghuis (Netherlands) (Germany 0-1 Netherlands)
GOOOAL! Steven Berghuis (Netherlands) 2 goals (Germany 0-2 Netherlands)
GOOOAL! Frenkie de Jong (Netherlands) (Germany 0-3 Netherlands)
GOOOAL! Steven Berghuis (Netherlands) HAT-TRICK! (Germany 0-4 Netherlands)
HALF TIME
Germany 0-4 Netherlands
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL! Thomas Müller (Germany) (Germany 1-4 Netherlands)
FULL TIME
Germany 1-4 Netherlands
ARSENAL (STAN) vs CHELSEA (TWEEK)
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL! Gabriel Martinelli (Arsenal) (Arsenal 1-0 Chelsea)
GOOOAL! Kai Havertz (Chelsea) (Arsenal 1-1 Chelsea)
GOOOAL! Mason Mount (Chelsea) (Arsenal 1-2 Cheslea)
HALF TIME
Arsenal 1-2 Chelsea
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL! Kai Havertz (Chelsea) 2 goals (Arsenal 1-3 Chelsea)
FULL TIME
Arsenal 1-3 Chelsea
MANCHESTER UNITED (TWEEK) vs MANCHESTER CITY (CRAIG)
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL! Ilkay Gundogan (Manchester City) (Manchrster United 0-1 Manchester City)
HALF TIME
Manchester United 0-1 Manchester City
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL! Ilkay Gundogan (Manchester City) 2 goals (Manchester United 0-2 Manchester City)
FULL TIME
Manchester United 0-2 Manchester City
REAL MADRID (CARTMAN) vs BARCELONA (TWEEK)
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
HALF TIME
Real Madrid 0-0 Barcelona
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL! Vinícius Júnior (Real Madrid) (Real Madrid 1-0 Barcelona)
FULL TIME
Real Madrid 1-0 Barcelona
BAYERN MUNICH (CRAIG) vs BORUSSIA DORTMUND (STAN)
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL! Emre Can (Borussia Dortmund) (Bayern Munich 0-1 Borussia Dortmund)
GOOOAL! Joshua Kimmich (Bayern Munich) (Bayern Munich 1-1 Borussia Dortmund)
GOOOAL! Thomas Müller (Bayern Munich) (Bayern Munich 2-1 Borussia Dortmund)
GOOOAL! Leroy Sané (Bayern Munich) (Bayern Munich 3-1 Borussia Dortmund)
HALF TIME
Bayern Munich 3-1 Borussia Dortmund
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL! Thomas Müller (Bayern Munich) 2 goals (Bayern Munich 4-1 Borussia Dortmund)
FULL TIME
Bayern Munich 4-1 Borussia Dortmund
BRAZIL (CRAIG) vs ARGENTINA (TWEEK)
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL! Julián Álvarez (Argentina) (Brazil 0-1 Argentina)
GOOOAL! Vinícius Júnior (Brazil) (Brazil 1-1 Argentina)
HALF TIME
Brazil 1-1 Argentina
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL! Raphinha (Brazil) (Brazil 2-1 Argentina)
FULL TIME
Brazil 2-1 Argentina
JUVENTUS (CARTMAN) vs AC MILAN (TWEEK)
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
HALF TIME
Juventus 0-0 AC Milan
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL! Nicolò Fagioli (Juventus) (Juventus 1-0 AC Milan)
GOOOAL! Ismael Bennacer (AC Milan) (Juventus 1-1 AC Milan)
FULL TIME
Juventus 1-1 AC Milan
PENALTY SHOOTOUT
Dusan Vlahovic (Juventus) O - X Rafael Leão (AC Milan)
Ángel Di María (Juventus) X - O Olivier Giroud (AC Milan)
Adrien Rabiot (Juventus) O - X Brahim Díaz (AC Milan)
Nicolò Fagioli (Juventus) O - X Ismael Bennacer (AC Milan)
END OF THE MATCH
Juventus 1 (3 PK 1) 1 AC Milan
MARSEILLE (STAN) vs PSG (CRAIG)
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL! Neymar (PSG) (Marseille 0-1 PSG)
HALF TIME
Marseille 0-1 PSG
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
FULL TIME
Marseille 0-1 PSG
BOCA JUNIORS (CRAIG) vs RIVER PLATE (TWEEK)
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
HALF TIME
Boca Juniors 0-0 River Plate
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL! Pol Fernández (Boca Juniors) (Boca Juniors 1-0 River Plate)
FULL TIME
Boca Juniors 1-0 River Plate
AJAX (TWEEK) vs FEYENOORD (STAN)
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL! Mats Wieffer (Feyenoord) (Ajax 0-1 Feyenoord)
HALF TIME
Ajax 0-1 Feyenoord
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
FULL TIME
Ajax 0-1 Feyenoord
GAMBA OSAKA (CRAIG) vs CEREZO OSAKA (CARTMAN)
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL! Hiroto Yamami (Gamba Osaka) (Gamba Osaka 1-0 Cerezo Osaka)
GOOOAL! Mitsuki Saito (Gamba Osaka) (Gamba Osaka 2-0 Cerezo Osaka)
HALF TIME
Gamba Osaka 2-0 Cerezo Osaka
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL! Hiroshi Kiyotake (Cerezo Osaka) (Gamba Osaka 2-1 Cerezo Osaka)
FULL TIME
Gamba Osaka 2-1 Cerezo Osaka
FRANCE (CARTMAN) vs ITALY (TWEEK)
1ST HALF KICK OFF
GOOOAL! Jorginho (Italy) (France 0-1 Italy)
HALF TIME
France 0-1 Italy
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL! Antoine Griezmann (France) (France 1-1 Italy)
GOOOAL! Antoine Griezmann (France) 2 goals (France 2-1 Italy)
GOOOAL! Kylian Mbappé (France) (France 3-1 Italy)
FULL TIME
France 3-1 Italy
PORTUGAL (STAN) vs SPAIN (TWEEK)
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
HALF TIME
Portugal 0-0 Spain
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
FULL TIME
Portugal 0-0 Spain
PENALTY SHOOTOUT
João Félix (Portugal) O - O Álvaro Morata (Spain)
Cristiano Ronaldo (Portugal) O - O Ferran Torres (Spain)
Otávio (Portugal) X - O Sergi Busquets (Spain)
Rúben Neves (Portugal) O - O Dani Olmo (Spain)
Bernardo Silva (Portugal) X
END OF THE MATCH
Portugal 0 (3 PK 4) 0 Spain
CROATIA (STAN) vs BELGIUM (TWEEK)
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL! Ivan Perišić (Croatia) (Croatia 1-0 Belgium)
GOOOAL! Andrej Kramarić (Croatia) (Croatia 2-0 Belgium)
GOOOAL! Eden Hazard (Belgium) (Croatia 2-1 Belgium)
HALF TIME
Croatia 2-1 Belgium
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
FULL TIME
Croatia 2-1 Belgium
COLOMBIA (STAN) vs VENEZUELA (CARTMAN)
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL! Jefferson Lerma (Colombia) (Colombia 1-0 Venezuela)
HALF TIME
Colombia 1-0 Venezuela
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL! Yeferson Soteldo (Venezuela) (Colombia 1-1 Venezuela)
FULL TIME
Co!ombia 1-1 Venezuela
PENALTY SHOOTOUT
Rafael Santos Borré (Colombia) X - X Jefferson Savarino (Venezuela)
Luis Díaz (Colombia) X - X Salomón Rondón (Venezuela)
Jefferson Lerma (Colombia) O - X Christian Larotonda (Venezuela)
Wílmar Barrios (Colombia) O - X José Andrés Martínez (Venezuela)
END OF THE MATCH
Colombia 1 (2 PK 0) 1 Venezuela
JAPAN (CARTMAN) vs SOUTH KOREA (STAN)
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL! Kaoru Mitoma (Japan) (Japan 1-0 South Korea)
GOOOAL! Wataru Endo (Japan) (Japan 2-0 South Korea)
GOOOAL! Son Heung-Min (South Korea) (Japan 2-1 South Korea)
GOOOAL! Jung Woo-Young (South Korea) (Japan 2-2 South Korea)
GOOOAL! Jung Woo-Young (South Korea) 2 goals (Japan 2-3 South Korea)
HALF TIME
Japan 2-3 South Korea
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL! Takumi Minamino (Japan) (Japan 3-3 South Korea)
GOOOAL! Jung Woo-Young (South Korea) HAT-TRICK! (Japan 3-4 South Korea)
GOOOAL! Cho Gue-Sung (South Korea) (Japan 3-5 South Korea)
FULL TIME
Japan 3-5 South Korea
PERU (CRAIG) vs CHILE (TWEEK)
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL! André Carrillo (Peru) (Peru 1-0 Chile)
HALF TIME
Peru 1-0 Chile
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL! André Carrillo (Peru) 2 goals (Peru 2-0 Chile)
GOOOAL! Arturo Vidal (Chile) (Peru 2-1 Chile)
FULL TIME
Peru 2-1 Chile
The end
