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I'm goin' down to South Park Gonna have myself a time

Friendly faces everywhere Humble folks without temptation

Goin' down to South Park Gonna leave my woes behind

Ample parking, day or night People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor!"

Headin' on up to South Park Gonna see if I can't unwind

I like girls with big fat titties I like girls with deep vaginas

So come on down to South Park And meet some friends of mine


FRIENDLY MATCH


Character playing:

Eric Cartman

Stan Marsh

Tweek Tweak

Craig Tucker


Let's play starter


FRIENDLY MATCH TEAMS


GERMANY (CRAIG) vs NETHERLANDS (STAN)


1ST HALF KICK-OFF

GOOOAL! Steven Berghuis (Netherlands) (Germany 0-1 Netherlands)

GOOOAL! Steven Berghuis (Netherlands) 2 goals (Germany 0-2 Netherlands)

GOOOAL! Frenkie de Jong (Netherlands) (Germany 0-3 Netherlands)

GOOOAL! Steven Berghuis (Netherlands) HAT-TRICK! (Germany 0-4 Netherlands)

HALF TIME

Germany 0-4 Netherlands

2ND HALF KICK-OFF

GOOOAL! Thomas Müller (Germany) (Germany 1-4 Netherlands)

FULL TIME

Germany 1-4 Netherlands


ARSENAL (STAN) vs CHELSEA (TWEEK)


1ST HALF KICK-OFF

GOOOAL! Gabriel Martinelli (Arsenal) (Arsenal 1-0 Chelsea)

GOOOAL! Kai Havertz (Chelsea) (Arsenal 1-1 Chelsea)

GOOOAL! Mason Mount (Chelsea) (Arsenal 1-2 Cheslea)

HALF TIME

Arsenal 1-2 Chelsea

2ND HALF KICK-OFF

GOOOAL! Kai Havertz (Chelsea) 2 goals (Arsenal 1-3 Chelsea)

FULL TIME

Arsenal 1-3 Chelsea


MANCHESTER UNITED (TWEEK) vs MANCHESTER CITY (CRAIG)


1ST HALF KICK-OFF

GOOOAL! Ilkay Gundogan (Manchester City) (Manchrster United 0-1 Manchester City)

HALF TIME

Manchester United 0-1 Manchester City

2ND HALF KICK-OFF

GOOOAL! Ilkay Gundogan (Manchester City) 2 goals (Manchester United 0-2 Manchester City)

FULL TIME

Manchester United 0-2 Manchester City


REAL MADRID (CARTMAN) vs BARCELONA (TWEEK)


1ST HALF KICK-OFF

HALF TIME

Real Madrid 0-0 Barcelona

2ND HALF KICK-OFF

GOOOAL! Vinícius Júnior (Real Madrid) (Real Madrid 1-0 Barcelona)

FULL TIME

Real Madrid 1-0 Barcelona


BAYERN MUNICH (CRAIG) vs BORUSSIA DORTMUND (STAN)


1ST HALF KICK-OFF

GOOOAL! Emre Can (Borussia Dortmund) (Bayern Munich 0-1 Borussia Dortmund)

GOOOAL! Joshua Kimmich (Bayern Munich) (Bayern Munich 1-1 Borussia Dortmund)

GOOOAL! Thomas Müller (Bayern Munich) (Bayern Munich 2-1 Borussia Dortmund)

GOOOAL! Leroy Sané (Bayern Munich) (Bayern Munich 3-1 Borussia Dortmund)

HALF TIME

Bayern Munich 3-1 Borussia Dortmund

2ND HALF KICK-OFF

GOOOAL! Thomas Müller (Bayern Munich) 2 goals (Bayern Munich 4-1 Borussia Dortmund)

FULL TIME

Bayern Munich 4-1 Borussia Dortmund


BRAZIL (CRAIG) vs ARGENTINA (TWEEK)


1ST HALF KICK-OFF

GOOOAL! Julián Álvarez (Argentina) (Brazil 0-1 Argentina)

GOOOAL! Vinícius Júnior (Brazil) (Brazil 1-1 Argentina)

HALF TIME

Brazil 1-1 Argentina

2ND HALF KICK-OFF

GOOOAL! Raphinha (Brazil) (Brazil 2-1 Argentina)

FULL TIME

Brazil 2-1 Argentina


JUVENTUS (CARTMAN) vs AC MILAN (TWEEK)


1ST HALF KICK-OFF

HALF TIME

Juventus 0-0 AC Milan

2ND HALF KICK-OFF

GOOOAL! Nicolò Fagioli (Juventus) (Juventus 1-0 AC Milan)

GOOOAL! Ismael Bennacer (AC Milan) (Juventus 1-1 AC Milan)

FULL TIME

Juventus 1-1 AC Milan

PENALTY SHOOTOUT

Dusan Vlahovic (Juventus) O - X Rafael Leão (AC Milan)

Ángel Di María (Juventus) X - O Olivier Giroud (AC Milan)

Adrien Rabiot (Juventus) O - X Brahim Díaz (AC Milan)

Nicolò Fagioli (Juventus) O - X Ismael Bennacer (AC Milan)

END OF THE MATCH

Juventus 1 (3 PK 1) 1 AC Milan


MARSEILLE (STAN) vs PSG (CRAIG)


1ST HALF KICK-OFF

GOOOAL! Neymar (PSG) (Marseille 0-1 PSG)

HALF TIME

Marseille 0-1 PSG

2ND HALF KICK-OFF

FULL TIME

Marseille 0-1 PSG


BOCA JUNIORS (CRAIG) vs RIVER PLATE (TWEEK)


1ST HALF KICK-OFF

HALF TIME

Boca Juniors 0-0 River Plate

2ND HALF KICK-OFF

GOOOAL! Pol Fernández (Boca Juniors) (Boca Juniors 1-0 River Plate)

FULL TIME

Boca Juniors 1-0 River Plate


AJAX (TWEEK) vs FEYENOORD (STAN)


1ST HALF KICK-OFF

GOOOAL! Mats Wieffer (Feyenoord) (Ajax 0-1 Feyenoord)

HALF TIME

Ajax 0-1 Feyenoord

2ND HALF KICK-OFF

FULL TIME

Ajax 0-1 Feyenoord


GAMBA OSAKA (CRAIG) vs CEREZO OSAKA (CARTMAN)


1ST HALF KICK-OFF

GOOOAL! Hiroto Yamami (Gamba Osaka) (Gamba Osaka 1-0 Cerezo Osaka)

GOOOAL! Mitsuki Saito (Gamba Osaka) (Gamba Osaka 2-0 Cerezo Osaka)

HALF TIME

Gamba Osaka 2-0 Cerezo Osaka

2ND HALF KICK-OFF

GOOOAL! Hiroshi Kiyotake (Cerezo Osaka) (Gamba Osaka 2-1 Cerezo Osaka)

FULL TIME

Gamba Osaka 2-1 Cerezo Osaka


FRANCE (CARTMAN) vs ITALY (TWEEK)


1ST HALF KICK OFF

GOOOAL! Jorginho (Italy) (France 0-1 Italy)

HALF TIME

France 0-1 Italy

2ND HALF KICK-OFF

GOOOAL! Antoine Griezmann (France) (France 1-1 Italy)

GOOOAL! Antoine Griezmann (France) 2 goals (France 2-1 Italy)

GOOOAL! Kylian Mbappé (France) (France 3-1 Italy)

FULL TIME

France 3-1 Italy


PORTUGAL (STAN) vs SPAIN (TWEEK)


1ST HALF KICK-OFF

HALF TIME

Portugal 0-0 Spain

2ND HALF KICK-OFF

FULL TIME

Portugal 0-0 Spain

PENALTY SHOOTOUT

João Félix (Portugal) O - O Álvaro Morata (Spain)

Cristiano Ronaldo (Portugal) O - O Ferran Torres (Spain)

Otávio (Portugal) X - O Sergi Busquets (Spain)

Rúben Neves (Portugal) O - O Dani Olmo (Spain)

Bernardo Silva (Portugal) X

END OF THE MATCH

Portugal 0 (3 PK 4) 0 Spain


CROATIA (STAN) vs BELGIUM (TWEEK)


1ST HALF KICK-OFF

GOOOAL! Ivan Perišić (Croatia) (Croatia 1-0 Belgium)

GOOOAL! Andrej Kramarić (Croatia) (Croatia 2-0 Belgium)

GOOOAL! Eden Hazard (Belgium) (Croatia 2-1 Belgium)

HALF TIME

Croatia 2-1 Belgium

2ND HALF KICK-OFF

FULL TIME

Croatia 2-1 Belgium


COLOMBIA (STAN) vs VENEZUELA (CARTMAN)


1ST HALF KICK-OFF

GOOOAL! Jefferson Lerma (Colombia) (Colombia 1-0 Venezuela)

HALF TIME

Colombia 1-0 Venezuela

2ND HALF KICK-OFF

GOOOAL! Yeferson Soteldo (Venezuela) (Colombia 1-1 Venezuela)

FULL TIME

Co!ombia 1-1 Venezuela

PENALTY SHOOTOUT

Rafael Santos Borré (Colombia) X - X Jefferson Savarino (Venezuela)

Luis Díaz (Colombia) X - X Salomón Rondón (Venezuela)

Jefferson Lerma (Colombia) O - X Christian Larotonda (Venezuela)

Wílmar Barrios (Colombia) O - X José Andrés Martínez (Venezuela)

END OF THE MATCH

Colombia 1 (2 PK 0) 1 Venezuela


JAPAN (CARTMAN) vs SOUTH KOREA (STAN)


1ST HALF KICK-OFF

GOOOAL! Kaoru Mitoma (Japan) (Japan 1-0 South Korea)

GOOOAL! Wataru Endo (Japan) (Japan 2-0 South Korea)

GOOOAL! Son Heung-Min (South Korea) (Japan 2-1 South Korea)

GOOOAL! Jung Woo-Young (South Korea) (Japan 2-2 South Korea)

GOOOAL! Jung Woo-Young (South Korea) 2 goals (Japan 2-3 South Korea)

HALF TIME

Japan 2-3 South Korea

2ND HALF KICK-OFF

GOOOAL! Takumi Minamino (Japan) (Japan 3-3 South Korea)

GOOOAL! Jung Woo-Young (South Korea) HAT-TRICK! (Japan 3-4 South Korea)

GOOOAL! Cho Gue-Sung (South Korea) (Japan 3-5 South Korea)

FULL TIME

Japan 3-5 South Korea


PERU (CRAIG) vs CHILE (TWEEK)


1ST HALF KICK-OFF

GOOOAL! André Carrillo (Peru) (Peru 1-0 Chile)

HALF TIME

Peru 1-0 Chile

2ND HALF KICK-OFF

GOOOAL! André Carrillo (Peru) 2 goals (Peru 2-0 Chile)

GOOOAL! Arturo Vidal (Chile) (Peru 2-1 Chile)

FULL TIME

Peru 2-1 Chile


The end