"I hate this" I complained. Righteously so, because I have been floating in a black void for god knows how long. How did I get here? By getting stabbed and consequentially bleeding out and dying. Let me recount those events, I'm bored enough to do so.
*Flashback*
"Nah bro, the Pokémon would win. Even 2 billion lions would lose!" I tell my friend Simon. I've known him since starting 5th grade and we've kicked it off instantly after we started talking back then. He got me through some tough times but sometimes we get into pretty heated arguments because of stupid shit.
"It's 1 BILLION lions, do you know how BIG that is?" He retorts, waving his arms around franticly.
I look at him with a contemplating expression. "Are we going off of pokédex entries or the in-game moves?" I ask, wanting a conclusion to our argument which started an hour ago.
"It doesn't matter! Lions would win, one billion would win through sheer numbers." He exclaims, confident in his victory.
I smirk and start to chuckle evilly. "You've activated my trap card" I mutter, relishing my moment of victory.
"Bro what?"
"In that case, I only need ONE Pokémon!" I almost scream. Simon plays along with the bit and steps back, looking scared.
"N-no way! that's impossible!" Simon stutters. "Which one, tell me!"
"It's GOD!" screaming, I reveal my ultimate Pokémon. "Arceus, canonically God, would just snap every. single. lion out of existence."
He looks flabbergasted. (AN: Funny word) "Then we don't go off of Pokédex entri-" He starts but couldn't finish his sentences. He never would.
Why? Because he and I are about to die.
"H-Hey little man, wanna see your friend die?" Suddenly a grown man, maybe 30-40 years old, is standing behind Simon, a knife on my best friends throat.
I always try to be rational and stay calm in any situation. But now?
"W-what do you w-want?" I stammer out, looking terrified. 'should I call my mom, the police?'. I slowly move my hand towards my pocket to try and grab my phone.
Obviously, the armed man notices "Oh no no no, don't go calling somebody. I was trying to be nice! Guess I gotta kill your friend now." He pushes his knife into Simons skin.
I hear screaming.
I see blood.
I feel fear.
Simon's corpse limply falls to the floor and a see of blood pools around him. I was frozen still. Paralyzed even. 'why is there a phsyco in this small town I live in!?' I start to zone out, all the while the monster walks towards me.
Next thing I know, I cant see through my left eye and before I could even realize my situation I die.
*Flashback end*
Initially I panicked and cried, well I couldn't cry seeing as I was body-less but I still felt the emotion. Though after a few hours, maybe even days, I calmed down and analyzed my situation. 'okay let's asses the facts. I died, or at least I think I did. Maybe I'm in a coma? Now I am in a void without a body and without vision, or at least I think so because the only thing I 'see' is what you see when you close your eyes after looking at a light for a while but that effect never stops and shifts size and 'place'. This would be a situation in which the character get's reincarnated into a cool fantasy world and get's lots of pussy.'
Your right and something similar is going to happen to you!
See! Even the video game screen hallucination agrees!
...That's the first time I've seen them react to this like that
The more I see this brain phantom, the more I start to think it's real.
It IS real dumbass.
How likely is it for a hallucination to occur this often with this much consistency?
I can also just leave.
NO! sorry, I just thought I was going crazy. Are you some kind of gamer system?
Nope. I'm the developer here to give you one of those. Why? I am incredibly bored.
Huh. Really? Not that I'm not grateful for this second chance but if your powerful enough to revive people and give them unlimited potential how do you get bored?
I've visited every universe in existence and have done everything possible in all of them. Long story short, I'm just REALLY old.
Understandable. So, where am I going?
That's for the game to decide. So imma leave now, bye!
Wait, one question! Is my friend also gonna be reincarnated.
...
Okay, none of my clones are reincarnating him. So either no, or some other R.O.B is doing that for him. Whish I could help ya man, but we R.O.B's have a non-interference pact.
Oh, that's fine it's not your fault.
Administrator has signed off. initiating startup sequence.
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100%
Welcome gamer! You have been granted a second life and a frankly overpowered power. Now you get to chose two powers and roll for one random power to keep for your journey. Also, you can attain one perk for one permanent de-buff after choosing your powers.
That's incredibly broken. If I can CHOOSE two entire powers I could combine two powers which complement each other and dominate the world I'm going to. Do I have a limited time to choose?
No, take your time.
Good to know my game is responsive, nice even. Thanks game! "Now let's get to scheming."
Before you question my decision, I took into account how boring things could get after a while if I would be too powerful. Of course, I could have chosen some OP skill steal ability combined with ultra regeneration to get close to enemies and steal infinite power but I would end up as bored as that R.O.B which gave me this power. So I chose based off of personal preference AND power.
Powers chosen
1:
Because of your chosen power and because the administrator didn't want to see some emotionless robot play his game, your race has been changed.
[Race]: Robot Human Hybrid.
"A perfect, even divine, combination of biology and engineering. The culmination of all our work."
- Lead scientist of the Human-AI coalition's science department, Pluton Hemogy.
You are now a metaphysical consciousness and are able to take multiple physical forms. If one form is biological in nature, it will still be able to act like the creature the form is based on. (NOTE: You currently only have two forms.)
You can only die when all of your forms perish. Also, if one form dies you are instantly forced into another until all forms are 'dead'.
You can currently only have two forms
Current forms:
[Race]: Human (subject to change)
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[Race]: V1 [ULTRAKILL] Level: 1/10
"Mankind is dead. Blood is fuel. Hell is full"
-?
You are a testament to humanities stupidity and competitive nature. Your body consists of a blue plating covering a lean body with six yellow glowing blade-like wings. This machine was built for war and can recover by dousing it's liquid absorbing plating in blood.
You have a dashing capability which allows you to store and quickly regain up-to three dashes.
Due to your lean body you are more vulnerable to damage but are faster and more agile (+200% DEX. -50% VIT.)
Depending on you race level, you have a selection of weaponry in a pocket dimension. [NOTE: this hammer space is also usable through your inventory]
Current Armory:
Revolver:
Shoots a energy bullet doing average damage and high damage to critical spots.
Yes, I played a lot of ULTRAKILL. So because I recognize the power of V1 and I am accustomed to the Robot, I chose It's powerset as one of my chosen powers. Though the race change was not planned I'll live with it because technically this is not ONE power but multiple.
Trait: Perfect adaptability
You have a peak body, ready to adapt to any situation.
Your body can receive any DNA and assemble it into you own. [NOTE: a large amount of DNA sample is required. For example: an eye, an organ or a liter of blood.]
I know I said I wouldn't take a power stealing ability but this version of one is the perfect backup for sticky situations. Still, it would be very powerful but I plan to build a harem, if I CAN, and I would like to protect my life, the harem and any friends or family I will make along the way. So if having a cheat ability as a fail save is what it takes, I wont say no.
Now, to roll for the random power.
Rolling gacha...
why call it gacha. I've fallen down that rabbit hole once before.
Magic obtained:
Hemomancy: Level 1/100
"I'm a blood mage. It's what I do!"
-Garry, the Sanguine sorcerer after killing 10 people for their blood and being confronted about it by the local government.
You can manipulate the properties of blood including location, density and temperature. Also, you can control you own blood far easier than other blood. (10MP per second) [NOTE: temperature and density will become exponentially more harder to change depending on the degree of change]
Wow. Just wow. This is a perfect partner to my V1 blood healing ability. Also, blood manipulation is fucking OP and cool.
I can now take perks for de-buffs. Should I though? I think I'll take 2 or 3 depending on what I get.
de-buff gained:
Sociopath
You have a hard time empathizing with your fellow human and will do anything to further your goal. You will also never feel remorseful because of your actions.
perk gained:
Unlimited Rizz
Even if what you say is really stupid, it will have the same effectiveness of one of Erwin smith's speeches.
Wait, Wait, Wait. That's bullshit! I wanted to see a harem too!
Me too buddy, but I guess it wasn't meant to be. Damn, I really wanted to genuinely love the members of my harem.
Wait, I'll give you an out because If you cant get emotionally invested I cant either. But I'm not gifting you this, the next roll will give you the ability to choose who you want to feel emotions towards but it will be in place of the perk you would get.
I guess that's the optimal solution. I'll take it. Surprising that you showed up again though.
Perk gained:
Emotional control
You can pick and choose towards who and what you want to feel emotions towards.
de-buff gained
Risk taker
Even if you could die or worse, if the reward is big enough you will take any risk.
Good, that's better. I'm gonna leave for the final time now, Bye.
Bye and thanks. The risk taker thing is annoying but It was worth it in my opinion. Why? Because I noticed I have neither gamers mind or body. That sociopathy de-buff combined with emotional control is basically a rip-off gamers mind without the mind protection.
Choosing world depending on power level...
Wait, I didn't know it would do that!
World chosen!
Naruto
...Fuck.
Hey guys! This has been my second try writing something so be merciful in your comments. Also, sorry for the bad grammar, I'm german and used auto-correct to spellcheck most of my shit. Also, until this story either gets more popular or I am motivated to do so, I wont proofread that often. Chapter updates will be VERY irregular so don't expect any upload scedule.
