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"Time… space… reality… it's more than a linear path. It's a prism… of endless possibility. Where a single choice can branch out into infinite realities… creating alternate worlds from the ones you know. I am the Watcher. I am your guide to these vast new realities. Follow me… and ponder the question-"
Knock knock!
"Hmm?"
A crack opened up in the realm before it completely shattered as an arm reached in and grabbed the Watcher by the collar. "Pardon me! But I believe I'll be taking over!"
"Wh-what are you doing?!"
"What are you, deaf? I said I'll be taking over!"
He was yanked into the shattered hole. "Yaaaaaaaaaah!" He yelped as Hades crawled through the hole and took the Watcher's place.
"Have a nice trip! Say hello to Ultron for me!" He said as he closed the hole and turned toward the screen. "Now that I'm here, let's make this more interesting! Let's take it from the top people!" He said, pulling out a remote and pressing the rewind button.
BGM: Hades' Infernal Theme (Kid Icarus: Uprising)
"Time! Space! Reality! It's more than just a boring ol' linear path! It's a prism of boundless entertainment! A single choice can branch out into infinite realities and infinite amusement from yours truly! Alternate universes created from the ones that we know and love! I am Lord Hades, your handsome guide to these wonderful and boundless fun of opportunities! Follow me, if you dare… and bask in the neverending torturous question of:"
SUPER RWBY: WHAT IF?
"What If!"
End BGM
"That's right, ladies and gentlemen! We are branching out of the SRS universe and going straight into the AU territory! I wonder what we could see in these vast realities? Would one of these realities merge into one? Well, if I'm being honest… I could totally do that if I'm absolutely bored and want to shake things up a little! Hahahahaha! Perhaps I could sprinkle some AU in the main universe just to see what'll happen!"
Hades looked around. "Now let's see… which one of these unlucky individuals should we tackle first? Hmm… no… no… ah! This one looks promising!"
He gave out a wide grin. "We all know the story of Summer Rose. A tale of a singular woman who dared to fight the battle that Ozzy Boy never could. Predictably, she lost and died a tragic death. However, her story refused to die as years later, she was able to come back to the land of the living and take on that mistake we all call Dark Ruby. Now she's living the life of a bump on the log as Tai and Rosalina prepare for marriage. Will she stay or will she feel like she's in the way and leave? Only time will tell!"
He let out a chuckle. "However… suppose that Summer decided to take some smart pills that morning and the universe decided that she shouldn't die like an idiot. What would happen here? Hmhmhmhmhm~ Ladies and gentlemen, I give you our first AU!"
What If… Summer Never Died?
"And now… we take our spotlight onto Summer Rose…"
In the alternate universe, some Grimm snarled at Summer as they lunged directly at her while roaring, but she used her Silver Eyes to disintegrate them.
"Hah… hah…" Summer panted, wiping her forehead.
"Thank you so much!" A little girl smiled, hugging Summer. "You're the best!"
Summer giggled, ruffling her hair. "It was nothing." She said, patting her head as the little girl ran off with her mother. She let out a sigh, unaware of Salem watching over her from a cliff.
"...Huh?" Summer turned her head to see Salem watching her before turning around and walking away. "You!" She glared as she started to walk after her. "If I can stop her for good, then Ozpin won't have to deal with this wench anymore!" She said to herself as she climbed up and over the cliff.
Now's my chance! She thought as she started running against the snow covered ground… but as she ran, a raven spotted her and flew toward her, gaining speed before transforming back into her human form and landed on the ground.
"Summer, stop!"
"Whoa!" Summer screeched to a halt. "Raven?"
"What do you think you're doing?"
"What does it look like? I'm going after Salem!"
"Are you sure that's a wise idea? This is Salem we're talking about. Every other silver eyed warrior who took her on only ended up in death! If you go in there, you'll die."
"What? No, you don't know that! Raven, our team is strong… or was until you left us. We're all capable of handling ourselves!"
"I know, but Salem's a different beast compared to what we've fought. I know Ozpin has his secrets, but I don't think this is the best course of action. If you challenge Salem… you'll die."
"You don't know that. My silver eyes could-"
"And what if they don't? Strong Grimm only gets turned to stone the bigger and stronger they are. It can only do so much. Salem is beyond that… and, Ozpin had told us that Salem can't die. The only way she can die is if she gets those relics. Ozpin didn't say what's in those relics, but he said they hold the key to killing Salem… and she'll take everyone with us."
"But the more she stays alive, the stronger she'll get!"
"I know that, but the only way to actually stop Salem for good are the relics and the Maidens. We don't know where all the Maidens are at. You can't one woman army everything, you know."
"Watch me." Summer walked off. "I know you're worried about this, but if it means Ozpin can get the rest that he needs… then I'm taking it."
Raven grabbed Summer's arm. "I'm not letting you."
Summer turned to Raven in annoyance. "Raven… you need to let go."
"And you need to listen! If you go after Salem, not only will you die, but you're going to leave behind Tai, Yang… the new kid that you gave birth to… it's all… you're going to leave them all behind! I left Tai on my own accord, but I don't want him to be a widower. I can't have that on my conscience."
"They'll be fine. I'll return home victorious and-"
"You stubborn-" Raven pulled Summer close to her and slapped her in the cheek. Hard.
"Mmmph!"
"Listen to yourself!" Raven put her hands on her shoulders. "You're going to leave everything behind if you go after Salem! Need I remind you that the pack of Grimm had left you exhausted? You're going to leave your family… you're going to leave Qrow…" She looked down, her body shaking and her voice cracking. "You'll leave me… you'll leave your best friend behind…"
"Raven…" Summer whispered as she closed her eyes. She had to admit, she was right. Not only was she tired from the Grimm attack, but her fatigue was enough to not make her think straight. If she went after Salem now…
"Just forget about Salem… I don't care if you're fatigued or you're well rested… we need to come up with a better plan… yes, I know, Salem will get stronger the more she's alive… but we'll figure out a way somehow. I don't know what I'd do if you were gone…"
Summer teared up and wiped her eyes. "Alright… you win." She said, giving her a hug. "I'll forget about Salem… and focus on my family."
"You better… because I don't want to drag your corpse away from that woman…" Raven sniffled, returning the hug.
"Take me home…" She requested as Raven opened up a portal, then Summer walked in as Raven closed it, then she turned herself into a raven and flew off… all the while Salem watched this from deep within the woods.
"Hmph… coward." Salem taunted as she turned around and walked away, disappearing from the woods.
"And so, the day was saved thanks to Raven being there!" Hades said. "...Is it over? Nope! That'd be boring! We're just getting started!"
Once at Patch, Summer walked into the door. "I'm home!" She said, taking off her cloak.
"Mommy!" Ruby waddled over to Summer as she smiled and picked her up, hugging her affectionately.
"Oh, there's my baby girl!" Summer nuzzled as she knelt down and gave Yang a hug and a kiss as well.
"You're back! Just in time for dinner." Tai said. "I was actually thinking you'd be gone for the whole day, so I figured it'd just be the three of us."
Summer smiled. "No, I'm home now." She said before frowning. "Hey… how long until dinner is ready?"
"Oh, just a couple more minutes, why?"
"We've got plenty of time." She set down Ruby. "Go play with Yang, sweetie. I gotta talk with daddy." She said as Ruby happily went over to play with Yang while Summer grabbed Tai's arm and dragged him into the bedroom.
"Whoa!" He yelped as Summer closed the door. "What, are you looking for a quickie… because hey, I wouldn't mind if we-... Sums?"
Summer trembled. "I almost made a terrible mistake…" She said, tearing up.
"What happened? Did a Grimm attack go poorly?"
"No… no, it didn't." Summer wiped her eyes. "I saw Salem. I was going to take her on, but… Raven talked me out of it."
Tai's eyes widened. "Summer…"
"I thought I could do it, but she saved me… I would've left you all behind if I dueled against Salem!"
"Was this… an impulse decision the moment you laid eyes on her?"
"Yes…"
Tai frowned a bit before chuckling, opening his arms up. "C'mere." He said as Summer walked over and hugged him where he lovingly embraced her.
"You're not mad…?"
"I'm honestly a bit disappointed, but I'm also relieved that you came back home safe and sound." He said gently.
"Oh Tai… I'm such a fool…"
"Hey, we're all a bunch of fools." Tai smiled.
"Oh… you…!" Summer playfully slugged him as he let out a laugh, the two of them looked each other in the eyes and lovingly kissed in a romantic make out session.
Beep beep beep beep beep!
"Arooooooooooooooooo!"
"DADDY! THE OVEN IS ON FIRE!" Yang screamed.
Tai pulled away. "Ah shit, the casserole!" He exclaimed as they ran out of the room as Summer grabbed the step ladder and tried her best to fan the smoke away from the smoke alarm while Tai opened up the oven and sprayed the fire extinguisher into the oven, dousing the flames while Summer turned off the smoke alarm.
However, it also made the room incredibly smoky as Tai opened up the windows and doors. They then stared at the burnt mess that was created. "Ah geez… sorry girls, I didn't mean to ruin dinner." He said, scratching the back of his head sheepishly.
Summer laughed as she pulled out a scroll. "Who's up for take out?"
"Amazing that the casserole was the only thing to have died in this scenario. So! Everyone has a lovely evening and Summer completely forgets about Salem. So what does that mean for the cheerleaderr? Well… let's find out!"
"Guys!" Yang ran into the home excitedly. "Guess what!"
"You found another boyfriend and you brought him home?" Ruby teased, hearing a snicker from Summer.
"What is it?" Summer asked while Tai looked up from his newspaper.
Yang grinned, pulling out her scroll. "I got into Beacon Academy!"
"Oh my gosh!" Summer exclaimed in delight.
"Heeeey, look at that!" Tai grinned.
"Way to go, sis!" Ruby smiled. "Oh, I'm so jealous!"
Yang chuckled, patting Ruby on the head. "Just a few more years, sis and you'll be seeing your sister as a junior!"
"And I'll be a freshman… sigh, sometimes I wish we were the same age."
Summer got up. "This calls for a celebration!" She walked off to the kitchen and started to make cookies from scratch.
"...Huh?" Summer wondered. "That's funny, I could've sworn we had chocolate chips…" She said as she looked around the kitchen, but the more she looked, the more she looked puzzled. "Ruby, you didn't get into the chocolate chips again, did you?"
"That was one time and you know it!"
Summer snickered. "I know, I'm just messing with ya." She said as she looked around the kitchen some more. "Mmm, so much for my backup supply. Could've sworn I was fully stocked."
She walked out of the kitchen. "I'm heading to the store. Apparently we're all out of chocolate chips."
"Oh! Didn't I tell you that I gave a bag to the neighbors because they were fresh out?" Tai pointed out.
"Oh yeeeeah, that's right! …I thought we had a few more. Man, that's what happens when I don't bother doing inventory." She sighed sheepishly.
"I did say we were also out."
"Then how come I didn't know this?"
"You were taking a nap. Thought you had acknowledged me."
Summer blushed. "Well, that's awkward… oh well." She started to walk out the door.
"I'll come with you too! I wanna give Yang a goodbye gift." Ruby said as Summer nodded as the two walked out.
Once at Vale, the Roses walked to their separate paths while making a plan they'll meet up within ten minutes.
Summer walked into a store, making a beeline to where she needed to go.
As for Ruby, she walked into a From Dust Til Dawn store and walked through the shop. "Let's see, what would Yang like…" She wondered to herself and then spotted a magazine, where her eyes lit up. "A new edition of Weapons Monthly?! Oh heck yes!" She grinned, putting on her headphones and happily listening to a song while looking through the magazine.
While she read, Roman Torchwick and his goons walked in. "Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a Dust shop open this late?" Roman asked in annoyance as one of the goons aimed his gun at the Shopkeeper as other shoppers gasped in horror.
"Please! Just take my lien and leave…"
"Calm down, I'm not here for the money. Grab the dust." Roman ordered as the goons proceeded to steal the dust.
"Oho! Look at the size of that weapon… that definitely beats the length of that katana last month." Ruby's eyes sparkled. "Oooh, a dust chamber with that many slots? I wanna get my hands on that one~!"
"Hmm?" A goon spotted Ruby and growled in annoyance. Everyone else was compliant yet this one was oblivious? He'll make an example out of her. He took his sword out. "Hey kid, hands in the air!"
Ruby said nothing as the goon growled and walked further, poking her on the shoulder. "Hmm?" Ruby turned her head. The goon pointed to his ear, indicating to take her headphones off. "Yes?"
"Hands in the air!"
"Are you… robbing me?"
"Yes!"
"Oh."
BGM: Capabilities Unseen (RWBY: Ice Queendom)
Roman casually leaned against the counter, and right on cue, the goon was sent flying out the window as Ruby used her semblance to fly out the window. "Hmm? A semblance? Is there a huntsman in our presence?"
Ruby got out of her semblance and turned around, quickly taking out Crescent Rose as several goons pulled out their guns and opened fire. Ruby's eyes widened and quickly used her semblance to get around the goons, cutting through their guns with her scythe and then in a blink of an eye, Ruby knocked them all down within seconds.
Roman walked out. "Truly, you were worth every cent." He snarked, dropping his cigar and crushed it with his cane. "Well, Red, I'd say that this was an eventful evening… but-" Roman pointed his cane at her. "I believe now is the time we part ways." He pulled the trigger right as he threw a dust crystal at her.
"Ack!" Ruby yelped, and when the dust cleared, Roman was already making a getaway. "Hey! Get back here!"
End BGM
Meanwhile…
Summer walked out of the store with two bags filled with tons of chocolate chip bags. "Fourteen bags of chocolate chips, I'm practically set for months~!" She giggled and walked away. "I wonder whats keeping Ruby. She probably got distracted by another issue of Weapon's Monthly." She snickered.
She turned the corner and saw several goons sprawled out. "Huh?" She immediately ran over as other pedestrians were there. "What happened?"
"I'm not sure. There seemed to be a street fight of some kind."
"A street fight? Were there any weapons that stood out?"
"Not sure…"
"Well, actually…" A man spoke up. "There was this girl with a red scythe."
Summer's eyes widened as she immediately took off. "Oooh, Ruby… what did you get yourself into?" She asked in worry, hoping she would find her before someone more dangerous did.
With Ruby…
"Stop right there!" Ruby yelled after cornering Roman on a rooftop.
Roman smirked. "Heh… you just don't know when to quit." He said as he turned around to smirk at her as a Bullhead rose up from an alleyway, then he boarded it.
"Stop!" Ruby ordered as Roman tossed some dust crystals to the rooftop.
"Consider this a parting gift!" He shot the dust crystal, which made a huge explosion that caught Summer's attention.
"Ruby!" Summer immediately sprang into action, dropping her bags in the process.
Ruby was knocked on her butt, having evaded the explosion but the shockwave was enough to knock the wind out of her.
"You're more resilient than I thought!" Roman said, aiming his cane at her. "I'll finish you off!" He fired another shot, but in a blink of an eye, the dust bullet was deflected.
"Huh...? Mom!" Ruby exclaimed as Summer held her daggers, glaring at Roman.
"Typical. We got a huntress!" Roman grumbled but then took a closer look. "Is that...? OH SHIT, IT'S THE WHITE ROSE! Or whatever it's called! Get us out of here!"
The Bullhead turned around and took off, the hatch closing. "The only thing that could make her worse is if her semblance was levitation!"
Ruby got up. "Thanks, mom." She said as Summer turned to her with an annoyed expression. "Uh, mom...?"
"Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!" Ruby yelped as Summer was dragging her away by the ear after they both climbed down the ladder.
"You are so grounded." Summer grumbled.
Once at home…
"What the hell were you thinking, young lady?" Summer demanded as they were both in Ruby's room. "You could've been killed out there! It was bad enough that Yang went to that club to see if they had answers regarding her biological mother and she wrecked the place, but you? I never thought Yang would be a terrible influence!"
"Mom, I can explain."
"Oh, this should be good!"
"I was going to get a present for Yang, but I got distracted by a new edition of Weapon's Monthly. Next thing I know, these goons showed up and were about to rob me, but I took them down."
"Did they have guns?"
"Yes, but I cut the guns into pieces. The mob boss was trickier… considering he was using Fire Dust Crystals to try and blind me… or… kill me…" Ruby scratched the back of her head.
Summer sighed. "Unbelievable… why the hell would you chase after that mob boss anyway? He knew what he was doing and he could have easily killed you!"
"But he didn't!"
"Even so! Why would you-"
"Because I wanted to be like you!"
BGM: Luma (Super Mario Galaxy)
Summer's eyes widened. "...What?"
"You're always so cool out there, busting Grimm left and right… taking down criminals whenever we're at Vale and you're in their line of sight. Let's not forget when someone tried to kidnap me and you were immediately on their butt within seconds. Your semblance is amazing, and it's just… you inspired me to be like you, mom. Sure, uncle Qrow inspired me to make a scythe like him but… you made me want to be a huntress. I want to be a huntress… like you."
Outside, Tai and Yang were eavesdropping by having their ears pressed against the door. "Heh, I knew it." Yang smirked.
"Inspired to be like her? Oooh… hope she didn't get inspired to be impulsive like her mother…" Tai grimaced.
"Too late." Yang snickered.
Summer's face softened. "So that's why you're always home late…" She sat down on her bed. "Honestly, I swear you take after me too much. I used to be just like you when I was growing up."
"Awesome and cool?"
"More like… impulsive and never thought things through."
"Ooooh." Tai winced.
Ruby sulked. "Oh… wait, you were impulsive back then? I thought you gained impulsiveness when I started to be a teenager."
Summer sweatdropped. "You just noticed?" She chuckled. "But yeah… I still kind of am but besides that… being a huntress doesn't mean you go looking for trouble. Or… fighting a dangerous mob boss who's entirely out of your league. Being a huntress means… well, fighting for what's right and not looking for fights all the time. Yeah, there are rogue huntsmen but aside from that-"
"See? I'm just like you!"
"-Being a huntsman or huntress also doesn't mean to be a one man or woman army. You gotta have a team. Strength in numbers as they say."
"I don't need friends, mom. All I need is my scythe… and some milk!"
"But what if you're in a bind and you're all alone, not to mention your scythe getting destroyed? Then what? Your semblance can only do so much."
"I… uh…" Ruby sweatdropped. "...I… never really thought of it that much."
"See, if you had teammates, then maybe you could have taken down that mob boss." Summer winked.
"So… are you thinking I'm ready to join Beacon?"
Summer laughed. "No, honey… you're not old enough yet."
"Eh, worth a shot…" Ruby sighed. "I'm sorry for doing all that, I was just defending myself and doing the right thing."
"If anything I should apologize for being so rough with you there." Summer hugged her.
"...Oh! Crap! I forgot to give Yang a present!"
"Don't worry, I got you something for her." Summer winked, kissing her on the cheek and then turned to the door. "I know you two are eavesdropping."
End BGM
"Gah! Our cover's blown!" Yang yelped as the two of them took off running with Zwei right behind them.
"So, you think this story is over? Pffft! This is SRS, of course it's not over! We're just getting started here folks!"
Two days later…
"Weiss Schnee, Yang Xiao Long, Blake Belladonna, Pyrrha Nikos. Your team will be known as Team WYBP (Whip), led by… Weiss Schnee." Ozpin said.
Weiss smiled proudly, looking at her teammates. "I will not let you three down."
"Lookin' forward to it, ice queen." Yang said.
"Ice… queen?" Weiss blinked.
"Jaune Arc, Nora Valkyrie, Penny Polendina, Lie Ren. Your team will be known as Team JNPR. Led by… Jaune Arc."
"Huh?!" Jaune said in surprise.
"Sensational!" Penny grinned happily and hugged Jaune tightly.
"Hnnngh!"
"I look forward to working with you, teammate!"
A few more days later…
"Stop right there!"
"Huh?" WYBP turned their heads at the docks as they saw Sun escaping from the authorities.
"Get down from there!"
"See, a good guard would have already caught me. You guys suck at your job!" Sun taunted as he escaped and ran off, but not before turning his head and winking at Blake before disappearing.
"Wait… that was… that was a Faunus!" Weiss said.
"Kind of a squirrely one at that." Pyrrha said.
"After him!" Weiss exclaimed as they took off running after Sun, but right as Weiss rounded the corner…
"OOOF!"
She was knocked to the ground while Ruby was sprawled to the ground on her back. "Ooooow…" Ruby groaned as Weapon's Monthly was on the sidewalk as well.
"You guys okay?" Pyrrha asked.
"Watch where you're going, you dolt!" Weiss yelled.
Ruby snapped out of it. "You ran into me! You had the better eye sight! That was clearly your fault."
"You were walking while reading! Who does that?!"
"Wait, Ruby?" Yang asked in surprise.
"You know this dolt?" Weiss asked.
"Yeah. She's my sister."
"HUH?!" Weiss looked at Yang and looked at Ruby, then back at Yang, and then looked back at Ruby one more time. "...You two look nothing alike!"
"Adopted, obviously." Blake said.
"Different birth mothers…" Ruby rubbed her head.
"Oh. That works too." Blake chuckled.
"So, who are your friends?" Ruby asked.
"Oh! This is Weiss, Blake and Pyrrha. I'm part of the team myself. We make Team WYBP!"
Ruby blinked. "As in… whip? Whip you into shape? You must whip it? …Sexual innuendo?"
"What do you mean by-" Weiss blushed a deep red. "YOU DOLT, GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER!"
Ruby sweatdropped. "Come on, someone had to say it…"
"Ugh! And now we lost that degenerate."
"Will you stop calling that Faunus a degenerate!" Blake snapped. "Yeah, there are a few bad eggs but not all of them are bad, just like the White Fang!"
Pyrrha got between them. "Now now, let's settle do-"
"Oh please!" Weiss rolled her eyes. "All of them are scum. You want to know how much of a difficult childhood I had? Shipments for the SDC were halted, board members were assassinated, my father was clearly stressed out… It all made for a difficult childhood. And you know what? My father has every right to throw them in those mines for-"
"WELL, MAYBE IF YOUR FATHER WOULD STOP PUSHING US AROUND, WE WOULDN'T BE TERRORIZING ALL OF YOU!"
"...Huh?" Weiss said as Blake realized what she said.
"I… um…" Blake took a step back. "F-forget what I said!" She ran off.
"Blake, wait!" Pyrrha ran after her.
Yang groaned. "Nice going, ice queen… later, Rubes!" Yang ran off.
"I… I was bossing around a… Faunus…? A Faunus under my nose this whole time…"
"Wait, did you say SDC? Are you a Schnee by any chance? I've heard how awful they can be-"
"Ruby. Shut up." Weiss ran off after Blake.
"Well, aren't you just a big ol' sunflower." Ruby rolled her eyes and walked off, picking up her magazine with a grumble.
Once at home…
"Oh hey Ruby!" Summer smiled. "Did you get the squash?"
"Yeah, I did…"
"Hmm? What's wrong?"
"Oh… I ran into Yang's team. Team WYBP."
"...WYBP? As in… whip it good? Sexual innuendo?"
"THANK YOU!" Ruby said. "Yeah, her team consists of Weiss, Blake and Pyrrha."
"Pyrrha… Pyrrha… where have I heard that name before…" Summer wondered. "But good for Yang!"
"Too bad the leader is a total ice queen."
"Oh, I'm sure she's not that ba-"
"Schnee. SDC."
"Ooooh… daddy's little girl." Summer grimaced.
"Aaaand she's a total bigot. Apparently Blake's a faunus… not sure what kind though."
"Hmm… considering Jacques Schnee is a total piece of work…" Summer mused. "Poor girl."
"Yeah…"
BGM: News (Pokemon Colosseum)
"Breaking news! There has been a powerful explosion in Vale's docking bay. Witnesses say that the White Fang has been responsible for this mess."
"The White Fang again?" Tai asked. "Yikes…"
"So… were they all this bad?" Ruby wondered.
"No. Back then, the White Fang used to be a peaceful organization meant to harmonize between Faunus and Humans. Unfortunately, humans don't like people who are different than them and it got to the point where they were forced to do heinous terroristic attacks." Summer explained. "Honestly, I don't blame them for being pushed to their limit, but I wish they would just… ya know, calm down." She sighed. "In a perfect world, none of this would have happened." And Salem wouldn't be an issue either…
"So basically, humanity sucks?"
"Preeeetty much." Summer agreed.
End BGM
"And so, the Ice Queen and Blake worked out their differences and pretty much all of Volume 2 went without a hitch. Of course, JNPR learned that their teammate is a robot and Nora geeked out over it. But in any case, not long after that, Team WYBP discovers the Mushroom Kingdom after Cinder strikes a deal with Bowser. With Ruby not as team leader, how did they fare against turtle boy? Let's find out in…
Super WYBP Sisters
"Doesn't roll off the tongue quite as well now that I think about it. Oh well!"
BGM: Bowser Appears (Super Mario Galaxy)
King of the Koopas - Bowser
"So! This is the team that's been causing so much trouble!"
"You got a problem with that, turtle boy?" Yang cracked her knuckles.
"Bwahahaha! I do not! Just because my troops had a hard time against you… I won't be so easy to defeat!"
"We'll see about that!" Weiss said, readying Myrtenaster as her team got ready to fight.
"Bwahahaha… SHOWTIME!"
End BGM
BGM: King Bowser (Super Mario Galaxy)
"Alright, WYBP! Let's whip this king into shape!" Weiss declared.
Bowser breathed fire at the four, where Pyrrha pulled out a Fire Flower and absorbed it, proceeding to manipulate Bowser's flames by having it go around her as Weiss jumped onto some ice glyphs with Blake as the two of them slashed and stabbed the Koopa King, but he blocked with his arms as Yang jumped in and punched him in the gut.
Bowser growled, delivering a strong punch to knock Yang back, making her slide as she shook it off, chuckling at him as she cocked her gauntlets and started thrusting her arms. Bowser got into his shell and rolled around, slamming into Weiss and Blake as he rolled toward Pyrrha, but she stood her ground and when he got close, she parried him with her shield as he was knocked back.
"Impressive!" Bowser jumped into the air. "NOT GOOD ENOUGH!" He yelled, coming in to crush Pyrrha with a ground pound, forcing Pyrrha to backflip.
"Hmm?" Weiss noticed Bowser's tail. "...I wonder. Hey Blake! Think you could wrap Gambol Shroud around his tail?"
"Huh? What for?"
"I have an idea!"
Bowser clawed at Pyrrha, but she blocked with her shield and then countered him by slashing him with her spear, then she threw fireballs at him where he batted them away. He didn't notice Blake throwing Gambol Shroud and tying it over his tail.
"Got him!"
"Yang! See if you can throw him into the lava!"
"Oh, I see what you're doing!" Yang smirked as she jumped over and grabbed Gambol Shroud.
"Huh?" Bowser wondered as Yang yanked Gambol Shroud.
"HRAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Yang yelled, throwing Gambol Shroud toward the wall as hard as she could, and also throwing Bowser in the process.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!" Bowser roared as he slammed into a wall and fell into the lava, Blake quickly grabbing Gambol Shroud and pulled her weapon away so it wouldn't take a lava bath.
End BGM
"You okay, Pyrrha?" Weiss asked.
"Yeah." Pyrrha nodded.
"That was easy! What a pushover!" Yang chuckled as they ran off.
"Ah! Your Nastiness!" Kamek flew over. "Don't worry, I'll help you out!"
Team WYBP went into the dungeons where the Mario Bros and Peach were there. "Yo, you guys the Mario Bros and the princess?" Yang asked.
"Who are you guys?" Luigi asked.
"We're team WYBP! Weiss, Yang, Blake and Pyrrha, at your service!" Yang grinned.
"...WYBP? As in… sexual innuendo whip?" Peach asked.
Weiss groaned, anime tears rolling down her cheeks. "It's not an innuendo…" She groaned as Yang kicked open the cell door as the Mario Bros and Peach walked out.
"Thank you so much!" Mario smiled as they all ran out of the castle… but as they did, the ground rumbled as they all turned to see Bowser emerging out of his castle as a giant.
"I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU YET!" He roared.
Meanwhile, at the Rose/Xiao Long household…
"Ya know… I wonder what kind of trouble those four are in?" Ruby wondered.
Summer giggled, folding laundry. "I'm sure Yang and her team are getting along just fine."
"Yeah, good point." She nodded.
Back at the Koopa Kingdom…
"BWAAAAAARGH!" The giant Koopa King fell to the ground and shrunk back down to size after everyone grew giant from Mega Mushrooms, then they shrunk back down to size as well.
"Don't mess with Team WYBP!" Weiss said in triumph, and then they headed back to the Mushroom Kingdom.
"So! After they defeated the Koopa King, pretty Palutena took notice of this team and decided to have them go to Skyworld to help out Pitty Pat take down Medusa, and try to stop the handsome devil you see before you! How did they fare without Ruby?"
WYBP Uprising
"AAAAAAAAAAAAARGh! It's hard to believe… that you managed to best me… the nerve of you…"
"Oh, for Sakurai's sake! I DIE IN THIS UNIVERSE TOO? I better come back as a handsome devil by the time that universal reset happens!"
Hades grinned. "Buuuut, if you think there wasn't a twist in Uprising… hohohoho, you fellas are gonna love this!"
"Hey guys!" Yang walked into her home with her team. "Guess what!"
"You found a boyfriend and brought him home?" Ruby teased.
"Actually, yes." Yang sidestepped as Pit walked into the home. "Meet my boyfriend, Pit!"
"HUH?!" Ruby yelled in surprise.
"Oh my goodness, he's adorable!" Summer gushed.
"Mmmph…" Tai narrowed his eyes.
"And he's an angel to boot!" Yang grinned as Pit showed off his wings.
"Man, you guys have a lovely home! Is that your sister?"
"Yeah. Pit, this is Ruby, my mother Summer and my father Tai."
"Hi…" Ruby said shyly.
"Pleasure to meet you~!" Summer smiled.
"...Hey." Tai folded his arms as he walked over to Pit. "Come here." He grabbed Pit's arm and dragged him away.
"Wah! Hey! What are you-"
"Tai. Put him down." Summer said. "I'm sure he didn't do anything inappropriate with Yang."
Her teammates whistled casually while Yang rubbed the back of her head sheepishly. Summer blinked. "...Yang?"
"Hot spring accident. Dude didn't realize I was in there and he uh… grabbed something while he was underwater." Yang blushed.
"Yipe! I didn't mean to grab you the-"
"You gonna cop my other one? It's feeling rather lonely~!"
"Ack! No no no no!" Pit quickly swam away from her, causing Yang to laugh.
"Wimp~!" She teased.
Summer tried to contain her laughter while Ruby started laughing. "Yeah, he's clean. He didn't touch her!" She lied.
"...That's good!" Tai said and glared at Pit. "Touch my daughter and I swear, I will-"
"Honey…"
"Alright alright, I'll go easy on the kid." Tai chuckled.
"Ah geez, I thought you were gonna turn me into a pretzel knot…" Pit sighed with relief and walked off.
"Oooh, why does he have to be so stinkin' cute…" Ruby folded her arms in annoyance. "Of course Yang had to get a very cute one."
"Oh, I'm sure you'll get a cuter fish than mine~!" Yang grinned. "I honestly doubt it, but it's worth a shot."
"Hey!"
"Psst! Ruby! Claude is available in this universe, just FYI!" Hades whispered before chuckling. "And thus, we are out of time for today's segment. In this universe, Summer is alive and well, Ruby is bored out of her mind and Yang is dating Pitty Pat!"
Hades chuckled. "...Oh, perhaps we can do one more segment before we sign off."
Super WYBP Sunshine
"Oh. My. Gosh." Ruby said as she was watching the news. "Heh, I knew she'd get in trouble eventually. It's in her blood."
"What's going on?" Summer asked as she came in while stirring cookie dough. "Oh, did some unruly thugs get arrest-" She gasped, seeing Yang's mugshot on the TV. She dropped the bowl in shock.
"Some vacation!" Ruby chuckled.
"HONEY! GRAB YOUR THINGS! WE ARE GOING TO DELFINO!"
"What for?"
"YANG'S BEEN ARRESTED!"
"What?!" Tai yelled in shock. "Ruby, you're coming with us! Zwei, you're coming with us too!"
Ruby chuckled, running to her room and grabbing Crescent Rose. "Heheheh, can't wait to see the look on Yang's face!" She smirked as the four of them hurried out the door.
"Aaaand that'll wrap up for now! Tune in next time as we sink our teeth into another alternate universe! Until next time, everyone!"
Surpriiiiiise! I've been planning on doing an SRS: What If story for a while now! ...Of course, I planned on releasing this after 3D Land, but I got a bit too excited and released Seven Sirens. Whoops...
Ibuki: Hey, at least it's out now!
Yup. This was originally also going to be titled: Super RWBY Sisters: What if... but Flash thought "Super RWBY IF" rolled off the tongue better. Oh! And before I forget... there is a poll on my page for y'all to check out!
