"Alright, so we're checking out the only fanfiction writer that does a female fart fetish parody mashup, it's Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus." Arceus said while setting up the stage for the embarrassing epic that was about to take place, suspiciously playing Temptation Sensation by Heinz Kiessling to set up the mood of this stupid story.
Arceus Gives Lucina A Farting Problem And Has Meloetta Toy With Her
Lucina was farting quite the stinky storm as she felt her bodily functions were working against her, with it being a bad time for her to be letting loose for she was trying her best to fight out in an open field in the realm of Fire Emblem Heroes, with the other summoned FEH characters not believing what they were hearing, feeling, or smelling. "Blast it all... why do I always poop my pants when I'm in battle?"
Aria Meloetta's stomach growling made her giggle as she clapped her paddle shaped hands together. "Because it's funny!"
"You think this is a laugh riot?" Lucina snapped as she placed 1 hand on her grumbling gut and another over her pooting butt. "You know how much pain I'm-"
Meloetta then gave Lucina a wedgie, laughing as she pulled out a carton of icing that was in the blue haired sword girl's brown stained pants and began eating it up. Lucina cried out in pain above her stinky cacophony, with it not mattering to the singing idol Pokemon who was going through the creamy substance of the sugary sweet she sucked in like a vacuum.
"Ooh it feels so cool!" Meloetta chimed as she let out a big burp after eating up the majority of the icing, blushing as she raised her eyes. "But it's gonna get cute down here in a moment, I can promise you all that!"
"Well this is the result of stupidity. So until next time, stay foxy and much love!" Arceus concluded as he couldn't help himself but laugh, having the same music play in the end to signal the twittery tale's conclusion.
