Off to Camp 98.7
The next day, at Camp 98.7. A bus drives over the camp, with the drone driving it like a horse. The bus starts revving its engine. "Whoa! Easy, girl." said the drone. The bus calms down and stops in front of the camp. "Good girl." said the drone. The bus opens the doors. The teacher and the students start walking out of the bus. A worker drone girl student named Emily gets out of the bus with her book, and then a worker drone Ronathon student walks out. "Do you ever wonder why-" as he was talking, Ronathon got pushed by another student and shoved to the ground by Emily. Emily almost fell down, but she dropped her book. "Hey!" yelled Emily as she picked up the book and left. "Oops, sorry," said Ronathon and he walked away. More students exit the bus. Two worker drone students named Thad and Lizzy exit the bus and they are having a conversation. "No kidding! He totally said that?" asked Thad. "He did." replied Lizzy. Thad and Lizzy share a laugh together. Uzi was the last student to walk out of the bus. She looked down at the two collars holding on her right hand. Uzi sighed a little, she put the collar on her pocket and the other around her neck.
Twelve students are standing by the camp and one of the students named Braidon looks around, then he asks the teacher a question. "Uh, teacher, what is this field trip?" asked Braidon. The teacher set up a chair and started to relax. "Yeah, Uzi's idea. Ask her." said the teacher. Braidon scoffs. "Who?" asked Braidon. Uzi stands behind the students, glares at them with an annoyed expression on her face. "I sat next to you for years," said Uzi. Uzi's speaking just made the students startle and they yell in fright. "Bite me!" yelled Uzi. The students were startled by Uzi's presence, except for Thad. "Why did you plan this field trip, Uzi?" asked Thad. "Apparently, I wanted to go alone. But the teacher is pissed over your grades. So, yeah. He brought you all into this." said Uzi. The teacher is reading a newspaper. "No year-end bonus, no learning." said the teacher. "Aww nuts." said Thad and he kicked some of the snow.
"Okay. So, we're unsupervised?" asked Braidon. Something fell out from the sky and landed on the ground with a loud crash. The students got startled again. "What the hell?!" yelled Braidon. Beyond the snowy smoke, yellow glowing eyes can be seen. N and V appeared in front of them wearing camp counselors uniforms. N turned his head to the students with a menacing look, but that changed since he started speaking to them. "Welcome campers! Let's sound off!" said N, looking excited, but V is looking grumpy, like always. N pulled out a list and he's ready to do roll call, but instead of calling the students' names, he started counting. "One, two.." counted N. N finger guns at the students for them to count, but they weren't counting. Then V pulled out a handgun and shot one of the students right in the head. The other students got frightened and started counting each other, avoiding getting shot. N checks the list and that is everybody. "Ok, that's everyone!" said N, then he leaned to V and whispered. "Minus one." whispered N. V rolled her eyes.
N leans back and talks to the students. "We got so many distracting activities planned, so no planning to sneak off to investigate spooky stuff." said N and he slyly gestures to Uzi. Uzi noticed N looking at her, she blushed and looked away. "To the bunks!" said N. N started to lead the way, but no one was following him. N looked at Uzi and then looked at the students. Thad and Lizzy are cool about it. "Sounds good, N." said Thad. "Anything for my bestie," said Lizzy. Thad and Lizzy walked to N. Uzi spoke up. "Uhh, y-yeah. They're like my friends too. So…it's cool." said Uzi, pulling out a thumb up. The other students are still terrified by Uzi's presence. And they flee to N. "You can be our friend, little guy!" said Emily, taking N's hand. One of the students named Darren is poking V in the left eye. "Poor thing's defective?" asked Darren. V grabbed Darren by the head, but she looks at Uzi and sighs. "Nah, just full of love. But he is also…a pilot." said V, gesturing at N. One of the students named Rebecca got easily impressed by N. "Wow, a pilot." giggled Rebecca. N looks at Uzi who is gesturing to go on her own while he takes care of the camping business. Uzi gives N a thumbs up, even N gives a thumbs up as well. Uzi started heading to the woods, alone. Just as Uzi kept walking down the snow covered forest, Über Jason appeared behind a tree, glaring at her.
The Cabin
Uzi is still wandering around the forest until she spotted something. She had encountered a cabin surrounded by trees and misty snow. She reaches the cabin, uses her powers to open a lock which almost killed a bug and gets inside. Uzi ventures into the cabin with a flashlight in hand, and on the inside is a complete sketchy mess. Books and bottles are cluttered on the floor, two worker drone uniforms are hanging up, a bunch of furniture is laying on their sides and a wall is blasted open. Uzi looked around, she picked up a hat lying on the floor, then tossed it aside. Uzi noticed a calendar on a wall and she moved towards it. It shows a dog on the top half and the bottom half shows the month of Seramorris. It also contains a note that reads "EVACUATE ALL DOGS! Just in case something bad happens, idk." Uzi gets a bit concerned, until she spotted two additional notes underneath. The two notes read "Cool, we did that. That's canon." and "ALSO, ALL DOGS ARE IMMORTAL NOW! THANKS TO SCIENCE!" Uzi breathes in relief. That is until a sound caught her attention. Uzi started to look around the cabin until she spotted something that spooked her. A human hand appears, reaching from around the corner. "What the fuck?" said Uzi.
Uzi tries to steady her flashlight when she hears a scream from outside. She runs towards a window and looks around, only to find the students rowing the canoes on the frozen lake. It cuts to the frozen lake. Rebecca is on the canoe, talking to N. "So, my friend wants to know if you'd kill her family. And if you're single." said Rebecca then she giggled. Darren and Thad are carrying the canoe with V and Lizzy in it, walking on the frozen water. "Make way for the canoe train!" said Darren. V spotted N's canoe and she made a devilish smug on her face. "Sabotage, minions! Plan X!" yelled V. Darren and Thad kicked N's canoe and head off laughing. But they slipped and accidentally dropped the canoe. Lizzy falls out and V flies in the air. Emily fell out of N's canoe and Rebecca wobbled from the kick, going to fall. "AHHH! I CAN'T SWIM!" yelled Rebecca. Rebecca falls out of the canoe, but N quickly catches her. Rebecca sees N. "Oh! Hehe..thank you." giggled Rebecca. "Close one." said N as he helped Rebecca get up.
Back at the cabin, Uzi watches everyone having fun along with N and V. She sighed a little and about to walk away from the window. But something caught her eye. Uzi looked through the window and spotted a shadow figure of Über Jason behind the trees, bashing a worker drone by the head from a distance. She got concerned and confused at the same time. As she gazes at the shadow bashing another shadow, the AbsoluteSolver symbol would appear on Uzi's right eye and cause the window to shatter. "Ah! Shit!" yelled Uzi. Uzi reaches for her backpack which contains a rotten severed worker drone hand. She tried reaching for the backpack, only for a brief flashback at Doll's house flashing around. Uzi got startled.
Uzi stayed silent for a few seconds until someone made it into the cabin. "Tick tock." said someone. Uzi turned around, only to see V right behind the door. V giggled as her presence is known and she walks towards Uzi. "H-hey, s-stupid…Idiot…Uh, weren't you just-" stuttered Uzi. V stopped Uzi by booping her on the visor. "You said this camp would help us catch that red-eyed Doll freak. How about more "explore-y' and less "watch from the window creepy"." said V. Uzi swiped her hand away. "Working on it. Just…" said Uzi. She looked through the other window and talked sarcastically to V. "So glad that you guys fit right in. Super cool." said Uzi sarcastically. V raises her tail right behind Uzi. "Better stay distant, though. Don'tcha think?" asked V. She looks over at the backpack, then looks at Uzi. "Since I'll have to kill you next?" asked V as her tail scratches Uzi's eyes and later, she prepares herself to leave. "N made friends with a bunch of rocks, by the way. He'll move on just fine." said V as her eyes hollowed at Uzi. She pulls out her bladed wings and flies off, leaving Uzi in the cabin.
Uzi's eye repairs itself. She sighed as she got over to get her backpack, until she heard a crunch. Uzi looks down, only to see that she crushed a bug. "Oops." said Uzi. She lifted her foot up and saw the robotic insect crushed. "Sorry, buddy." said Uzi. She uses her AbsoluteSolver powers to repair the insect good as new. The little insect wanders away, but then turns back to Uzi, who salutes her as it heads under the floorboards. Uzi used her powers again to lift up the wood, only to reveal a rotting corpse of a worker drone. She noticed some papers lying next to the corpse, so Uzi lifted them up. The papers are two drawings of creepy looking drones in black and a JCJenson Program Admission Notice. Uzi flips over to the last page to reveal a part of a Disassembly Drone claw pierced through the side, otherwise it is supposed to be left blank. Uzi picks up the claw piece, a golden roach with green eyes climbs onto her hand. She squishes the insect, but it quickly dodges and climbs onto her other hand.
The roach gains a holographic screen with an angry face symbol. ":(". The roach starts scanning Uzi. It started texting reading "WELCOME BACK [002]. HOW CAN I HELP YOU TODAY?". The roach shows more texts that reads "SUBMIT TIME CARD", "PTO REQUEST", "REGISTER TORTURE CHAMBER", "END MY SUFFERING (PROMO OFFER DISCOUNTED" and, "CALL ELEVATOR".Uzi got confused about the call elevator text message. "Elevator?" said Uzi with confusion. The roach copies the words that Uzi said. "Elevator?" reads the text. The roach texts again and it reads. "PLEASE PLACE ME ON PROXIMITY READER (CABIN FEVER LABS)." "Where's that? What are you?" asked Uzi. The roach copies what Uzi said but in misspelled words. "Wear his hat? What argue?" reads the text messages. Uzi makes a pout face. The roach keeps texting some messages and Uzi reads the texts, but she doesn't realize that a dark-haired red eyed worker drone girl named Doll is standing right behind her in the darkness.
Time for more kills
Meanwhile, in the middle of the forest. Four Worker Drones are having a discussion, with some cans of gasoline on their hands. "So I told him, "no no, that's not a polar bear. That's my very hairy brother."" said Worker drone 1. The three drones start laughing. "Hey quick question…why?" asked Worker drone 2. Worker drone 1 took a sip of some gasoline and answered the question. "He wanted to grow his hair long because of that human world record of 1962. I don't think people nowadays are doing that." replied Worker drone 1. "Oh." said Worker drone 2. "Yep." said Worker drone 1.
The four worker drones kept chatting and drinking gasoline, until Worker drone 3 spotted something in the distance. "What the hell?" said Worker drone 3. He spotted Über Jason, standing and staring at the drones. Worker drone 3 gets confused and concerned. "Hey guys. Check out that fucking guy." said Worker drone 3. The other worker drones turns around and looks at Über Jason. "The hell is this?" asked Worker drone 2. "I have no idea." replied Worker drone 1. Über Jason kept gazing at the worker drones, holding the machete in his right hand. "Hey! What are you doing?!" shouted Worker drone 1. Über Jason doesn't give them a reply. The four worker drones look at each other and then look back at Über Jason. "Can we help you with something?!" asked Worker drone 2. Again, he doesn't give the drones a response. The Worker drone 4 sees that Über Jason is holding the machete. "Oh, right. It's one of those fuckheads." said Worker drone 4.
Worker drone 1 looks at Worker drone 4. "What?" asked Worker drone 1. Worker drone 4 points the machete that Über Jason is holding. "Oh." exclaimed Worker drone 1. Then he walked over a grate and picked up a crowbar. The other worker drones looked at Worker drone 1, so they walked over the grates and grabbed some weapons. The four worker drones start walking over to Über Jason. "Well fellas. Looks like this motherfucker thinks we're a tuff boy." said Worker drone 1. "Oooh, a tuff boy huh?" asked Worker drone 2. Über Jason looked at the worker drones walking towards him and he tilted his head to the left. "Hey. that fucker is doing that head tilt thing. Right in front of us!" shouted Worker drone 3. "Oh that is it, boy. You're going down." said Worker drone 1. Worker drone 1 starts running Über Jason and hits him in the face with the crowbar. Über Jason got hit, but he kept standing on his feet like a statue. The other worker drones join in and start beating Über Jason. Worker drone 2 is hitting Über Jason with an aluminum baseball bat. Worker drone 3 is hitting him with a pipe and Worker drone 4 is hitting him with a wrench. They kept beating Über Jason, trying to make him fall. Instead, they grew tired and exhausted from beating. "Holy fuck." pants Worker drone 2. Über Jason looks at the exhausted worker drones. Worker drone 1 looks up to Über Jason as he breathes heavily. "Come on, motherfucker. Give us your best shot." said Worker drone 1.
Über Jason looks at Worker drone 1, raises the machete in the air and slices his head off. The head flies off in the air and the body starts spraying oil. Worker drones 2 and 3 gasped with fright. "OH!! HOLY SHIT!!" yelled worker drone 4. The body of Worker drone 1 wobbles around while spraying oil from the neck, and then it falls down. Worker drone 2 hits Über Jason in the head with the bat, and is about to hit him again. Über Jason quickly grabs the bat and stabs him through the stomach with the machete. Worker drone 2 screamed in pain as oil barfs out of his mouth. Über Jason slices Worker drone 2 in half, clean off and robotic guts falls out. "Oh Robo-Jesus!" shouted Worker drone 4. Worker drone 3 starts running away and Worker drone 4 notices him fleeing. "Yo! Where are you going?!" shouted Worker Drone 4. Über Jason power walks towards Worker Drone 4, grabs him by the neck and pins him to a tree. "ACK!" gagged Worker drone 4. Über Jason holds Worker drone 4 by the neck, he jabs his robotic fingers into the drone's throat. Worker drone 4 gags harder as oil comes out from his lower jaw. Then, Über Jason tears Worker drone 4's neck open, ripping off his windpipe and larynx.
Worker drone 4 dies instantly from his throat being torn out. Über Jason notices Worker drone 3 running away. So he hit the tree so hard that it tumbled down. He walked up to the tree, kicked it, and the tree headed fast to Worker drone 3, ending up stabbing him through the stomach by the top. The tree was dragging fast like a speeding train. Worker drone 3 was screaming in agony with oil spraying out of his stomach. Suddenly, he noticed that the tree was heading towards a wall. "Oh fuck." whimpered Worker drone 3. The tree speeds towards the wall, Worker drone 3 screams really hard and they crash into the wall. With tree branches, leaves, oil and robot parts splatter around the wall, leading the scene to black with Jason's call. "Ki-Ki-Ki-Ma-Ma-Ma."
