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I'm goin' down to South Park Gonna have myself a time
Friendly faces everywhere Humble folks without temptation
Goin' down to South Park Gonna leave my woes behind
Ample parking, day or night People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor!"
Headin' on up to South Park Gonna see if I can't unwind
I like girls with big fat titties I like girls with deep vaginas
So come on down to South Park And meet some friends of mine
1994 FIFA WORLD CUP USA
Character playing teams:
Kyle Broflovski (Brazil)
Kenny McCormick (Switzerland)
Tweek Tweak (Italy)
Craig Tucker (Argentina)
Let's play starter
GROUP STAGE
Germany 2-0 Bolivia
Spain vs South Korea
UNITED STATES vs SWITZERLAND (KENNY)
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Cobi Jones (United States) (United States 1-0 Switzerland)
GOOOAL!!! Joe-Max Moore (United States) (United States 2-0 Switzerland)
HALF TIME
United States 2-0 Switzerland
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Paul Caligiuri (United States) (United States 3-0 Switzerland)
GOOOAL!!! Cobi Jones (United States) 2 goals (United States 4-0 Switzerland)
FULL TIME
United States 4-0 Switzerland
ITALY (TWEEK) vs IRELAND
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Jason McAteer (Ireland) (Italy 0-1 Ireland)
HALF TIME
Italy 0-1 Ireland
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Dino Baggio (Italy) (Italy 1-1 Ireland)
GOOOAL!!! Dino Baggio (Italy) 2 goals (Italy 2-1 Ireland)
GOOOAL!!! Roberto Donadoni (Italy) (Italy 3-1 Ireland)
GOOOAL!!! Nicola Berti (Italy) (Italy 4-1 Ireland)
FULL TIME
Italy 4-1 Ireland
Colombia 0-1 Romania
Belgium 0-1 Morocco
Norway 2-0 Mexico
Cameroon 5-2 Sweden
BRAZIL (KYLE) vs RUSSIA
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Dunga (Brazil) (Brazil 1-0 Russia)
GOOOAL!!! Zinho (Brazil) (Brazil 2-0 Russia)
GOOOAL!!! Leonardo (Brazil) (Brazil 3-0 Russia)
GOOOAL!!! Mauro Silva (Brazil) (Brazil 4-0 Russia)
HALF TIME
Brazil 4-0 Russia
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
FULL TIME
Brazil 4-0 Russia
Netherlands 1-0 Saudi Arabia
ARGENTINA (CRAIG) vs GREECE
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Abel Balbo (Argentina) (Argentina 1-0 Greece)
GOOAL!!! Diego Maradona (Argentina) (Argentina 2-0 Greece)
GOOOAL!!! Diego Maradona (Argentina) 2 goals (Argentina 3-0 Greece)
GOOOAL!!! Nikos Machlas (Greece) (Argentina 3-1 Greece)
GOOOAL!!! Diego Simeone (Argentina) (Argentina 4-1 Greece)
GOOOAL!!! Gabriel Batistuta (Argentina) (Argentina 5-1 Greece)
HALF TIME
Argentina 5-1 Greece
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Gabriel Batistuta (Argentina) 2 goals (Argentina 6-1 Greece)
GOOOAL!!! Fernando Redondo (Argentina) (Argentina 7-1 Greece)
GOOOAL!!! Nikos Tsiantakis (Greece) (Argentina 7-2 Greece)
FULL TIME
Argentina 7-2 Greece
Germany 2-1 Spain
Nigeria 1-1 Bulgaria
ROMANIA vs SWITZERLAND (KENNY)
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Ilie Dumitrescu (Romania) (Romania 1-0 Switzerland)
GOOOAL!!! Marian Ivan (Romania) (Romania 2-0 Switzerland)
GOOOAL!!! Gheorghe Hagi (Romania) (Romania 3-0 Swizerland)
GOOOAL!!! Gheorghe Hagi (Romania) 2 goals (Romania 4-0 Switzerland)
GOOOAL!!! Gheorghe Hagi (Romania) HAT-TRICK!!! (Romania 5-0 Switzerland)
GOOOAL!!! Florin Răducioiu (Romania) (Romania 6-0 Switzerland)
HALF TIME
Romania 6-0 Switzerland
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Marian Ivan (Romania) 2 goals (Romania 7-0 Switzerland)
GOOOAL!!! Marian Ivan (Romania) HAT-TRICK!!! (Romania 8-0 Switzerland)
GOOOAL!!! Florin Răducioiu (Romania) 2 goals (Romania 9-0 Switzerland)
GOOOAL!!! Ilie Dumitrescu (Romania) 2 goals (Romania 10-0 Switzerland)
GOOOAL!!! Florin Răducioiu (Romania) HAT-TRICK!!! (Romania 11-0 Switzerland)
GOOOAL!!! Dorinel Munteanu (Romania) (Romania 12-0 Switzerland)
GOOOAL!!! Dorinel Munteanu (Romania) 2 goals (Romania 13-0 Switzerland)
FULL TIME
Romania 13-0 Switzerland
United States 2-0 Colombia
ITALY (TWEEK) vs NORWAY
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Roberto Baggio (Italy) (Italy 1-0 Norway)
GOOOAL!!! Demetrio Albertini (Italy) (Italy 2-0 Norway)
HALF TIME
Italy 2-0 Norway
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Giuseppe Signori (Italy) (Italy 3-0 Norway)
FULL TIME
Italy 3-0 Norway
South Korea vs Bolivia
Mexico 0-3 Ireland
BRAZIL (KYLE) vs CAMEROON
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
HALF TIME
Brazil 0-0 Cameroon
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Emmanuel Maboang (Cameroon) (Brazil 0-1 Cameroon)
GOOOAL!!! Leonardo (Brazil) (Brazil 1-1 Cameroon)
GOOOAL!!! Leonardo (Brazil) 2 goals (Brazil 2-1 Cameroon)
GOOOAL!!! David Embé (Cameroon) (Brazil 2-2 Cameroon)
FULL TIME
Brazil 2-2 Cameroon
Sweden 1-2 Russia
Belgium 0-0 Netherlands
Saudi Arabia 0-1 Morocco
ARGENTINA (CRAIG) vs NIGERIA
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Diego Maradona (Argentina) (Argentina 1-0 Nigeria)
GOOOAL!!! Thompson Oliha (Nigeria) (Argentina 1-1 Nigeria)
GOOOAL!!! Ariel Ortega (Argentina) (Argentina 2-1 Nigeria)
GOOOAL!!! Diego Maradona (Argentina) 2 goals (Argentina 3-1 Nigeria)
GOOOAL!!! Diego Maradona (Argentina) HAT-TRICK!!! (Argentina 4-1 Nigeria)
GOOOAL!!! Diego Simeone (Argentina) (Argentina 5-1 Nigeria)
GOOOAL!!! Gabriel Batistuta (Argentina) (Argentina 6-1 Nigeria)
HALF TIME
Argentina 6-1 Nigeria
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Fernando Redondo (Argentina) (Argentina 7-1 Nigeria)
GOOOAL!!! Diego Simeone (Argentina) 2 goals (Argentina 8-1 Nigeria)
GOOOAL!!! Diego Simeone (Argentina) HAT-TRICK!!! (Argentina 9-1 Nigeria)
FULL TIME
Argentina 9-1 Nigeria
Bulgaria 0-2 Greece
United States 3-1 Romania
SWITZERLAND (KENNY) vs COLOMBIA
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Anthony de Ávila (Colombia) (Switzerland 0-1 Colombia)
GOOOAL!!! Iván Valenciano (Colombia) (Switzerland 0-2 Colombia)
HALF TIME
Switzerland 0-2 Colombia
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Gabriel Gómez (Colombia) (Switzerland 0-3 Colombia)
GOOOAL!!! Carlos Valderrama (Colombia) (Switzerland 0-4 Colombia)
GOOOAL!!! Anthony de Ávila (Colombia) 2 goals (Switzerland 0-5 Colombia)
FULL TIME
Switzerland 0-5 Colombia
Germany 4-2 South Korea
Bolivia 1-2 Spain
Ireland 2-1 Norway
ITALY (TWEEK) vs MEXICO
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Roberto Baggio (Italy) (Italy 1-0 Mexico)
GOOOAL!!! Roberto Donadoni (Italy) (Italy 2-0 Mexico)
GOOOAL!!! Dino Baggio (Italy) (Italy 3-0 Mexico)
GOOOAL!!! Roberto Baggio (Italy) 2 goals (Italy 4-0 Mexico)
GOOOAL!!! Roberto Baggio (Italy) HAT-TRICK!!! (Italy 5-0 Mexico)
GOOOAL!!! Nicola Berti (Italy) (Italy 6-0 Mexico)
HALF TIME
Italy 6-0 Mexico
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Roberto Baggio (Italy) 4 goals (Italy 7-0 Mexico)
GOOOAL!!! Roberto Baggio (Italy) 5 goals (Italy 8-0 Mexico)
FULL TIME
Italy 8-0 Mexico
BRAZIL (KYLE) vs SWEDEN
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Mauro Silva (Brazil) (Brazil 1-0 Sweden)
GOOOAL!!! Romário (Brazil) (Brazil 2-0 Sweden)
GOOOAL!!! Leonardo (Brazil) (Brazil 3-0 Sweden)
GOOOAL!!! Mauro Silva (Brazil) 2 goals (Brazil 4-0 Sweden)
GOOOAL!!! Bebeto (Brazil) (Brazil 5-0 Sweden)
HALF TIME
Brazil 5-0 Sweden
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Bebeto (Brazil) 2 goals (Brazil 6-0 Sweden)
GOOOAL!!! Bebeto (Brazil) HAT-TRICK!!! (Brazil 7-0 Sweden)
GOOOAL!!! Stefan Schwarz (Sweden) (Brazil 7-1 Sweden)
FULL TIME
Brazil 7-1 Sweden
Russia 0-0 Cameroon
Morocco 0-3 Netherlands
Belgium 3-2 Saudi Arabia
Greece 3-2 Nigeria
ARGENTINA (CRAIG) vs BULGARIA
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Gabriel Batistuta (Argentina) (Argentina 1-0 Bulgaria)
GOOOAL!!! Abel Balbo (Argentina) (Argentina 2-0 Bulgaria)
GOOOAL!!! Diego Simeone (Argentina) (Argentina 3-0 Bulgaria)
GOOOAL!!! Diego Maradona (Argentina) (Argentina 4-0 Bulgaria)
GOOOAL!!! Ariel Ortega (Argentina) (Argentina 5-0 Bulgaria)
GOOOAL!!! Fernando Redondo (Argentina) (Argentina 6-0 Bulgaria)
HALF TIME
Argentina 6-0 Bulgaria
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Abel Balbo (Argentina) 2 goals (Argentina 7-0 Bulgaria)
GOOOAL!!! Diego Maradona (Argentina) 2 goals (Argentina 8-0 Bulgaria)
GOOOAL!!! Ariel Ortega (Argentina) 2 goals (Argentina 9-0 Bulgaria)
GOOOAL!!! Ariel Ortega (Argentina) HAT-TRICK!!! (Argentina 10-0 Bulgaria)
GOOOAL!!! Ariel Ortega (Argentina) 4 goals (Argentina 11-0 Bulgaria)
FULL TIME
Argentina 11-0 Bulgaria
ROUND TO 16
Germany 1-0 Russia
Spain 1-0 United States
Morocco 1-0 Cameroon
Romania 0-1 Belgium
Netherlands 1-0 Ireland
BRAZIL (KYLE) vs COLOMBIA
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Bebeto (Brazil) (Brazil 1-0 Colombia)
GOOOAL!!! Leonardo (Brazil) (Brazil 2-0 Colombia)
GOOOAL!!! Romário (Brazil) (Brazil 3-0 Colombia)
HALF TIME
Brazil 3-0 Colombia
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Bebeto (Brazil) 2 goals (Brazil 4-0 Colombia)
GOOOAL!!! Romário (Brazil) 2 goals (Brazil 5-0 Colombia)
FULL TIME
Brazil 5-0 Colombia
ARGENTINA (CRAIG) vs NORWAY
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
HALF TIME
Argentina 0-0 Norway
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Ariel Ortega (Argentina) (Argentina 1-0 Norway)
GOOOAL!!! Fernando Redondo (Argentina) (Argentina 2-0 Norway)
FULL TIME
Argentina 2-0 Norway
ITALY (TWEEK) vs GREECE
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Savvas Kofidis (Greece) (Italy 0-1 Greece)
GOOOAL!!! Dino Baggio (Italy) (Italy 1-1 Greece)
GOOOAL!!! Demetrio Albertini (Italy) (Italy 2-1 Greece)
HALF TIME
Italy 2-1 Greece
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Minas Hantzidis (Greece) (Italy 2-2 Greece)
GOOOAL!!! Minas Hantzidis (Greece) 2 goals (Italy 2-3 Greece)
GOOOAL!!! Roberto Baggio (Italy) (Italy 3-3 Greece)
FULL TIME
Italy 3-3 Greece
1ST HALF EXTRA TIME KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Giuseppe Signori (Italy) (Italy 4-3 Greece)
GOOOAL!!! Giuseppe Signori (Italy) 2 goals (Italy 5-3 Greece)
EXTRA TIME HALF TIME
Italy 5-3 Greece
2ND HALF EXTRA TIME KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Roberto Donadoni (Italy) (Italy 6-3 Greece)
OWN GOAL (Italy 7-3 Greece)
EXTRA TIME FULL TIME
Italy 7-3 Greece
QUARTER-FINALS
ARGENTINA (CRAIG) vs SPAIN
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Diego Simeone (Argentina) (Argentina 1-0 Spain)
GOOOAL!!! Gabriel Batistuta (Argentina) (Argentina 2-0 Spain)
GOOOAL!!! Gabriel Batistuta (Argentina) 2 goals (Argentina 3-0 Spain)
GOOOAL!!! José Luis Caminero (Spain) (Argentina 3-1 Spain)
GOOOAL!!! Diego Simeone (Argentina) 2 goals (Argentina 4-1 Spain)
HALF TIME
Argentina 4-1 Spain
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Diego Maradona (Argentina) (Argentina 5-1 Spain)
GOOOAL!!! Julen Guerrero (Spain) (Argentina 5-2 Spain)
FULL TIME
Argentina 5-2 Spain
NETHERLANDS vs BRAZIL (KYLE)
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Aron Winter (Netherlands) (Netherlands 1-0 Brazil)
GOOOAL!!! Wim Jonk (Netherlands) (Netherlands 2-0 Brazil)
GOOOAL!!! Dunga (Brazil) (Netherlands 2-1 Brazil)
HALF TIME
Netherlands 2-1 Brazil
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Dunga (Brazil) 2 goals (Netherlands 2-2 Brazil)
GOOOAL!!! Mauro Silva (Brazil) (Netherlands 2-3 Brazil)
GOOOAL!!! Romário (Brazil) (Netherlands 2-4 Brazil)
GOOOAL!!! Wim Jonk (Netherlands) 2 goals (Netherlands 3-4 Brazil)
FULL TIME
Netherlands 3-4 Brazil
ITALY (TWEEK) vs GERMANY
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Dino Baggio (Italy) (Italy 1-0 Germany)
GOOOAL!!! Nicola Berti (Italy) (Italy 2-0 Germany)
GOOOAL!!! Jürgen Klinsmann (Germany) (Italy 2-1 Germany)
GOOOAL!!! Demetrio Albertini (Italy) (Italy 3-1 Germany)
GOOOAL!!! Dino Baggio (Italy) 2 goals (Italy 4-1 Germany)
HALF TIME
Italy 4-1 Germany
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
FULL TIME
Italy 4-1 Germany
Belgium 1-0 Morocco
SEMI-FINALS
ITALY (TWEEK) vs ARGENTINA (CRAIG)
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Diego Simeone (Argentina) (Italy 0-1 Argentina)
GOOOAL!!! Diego Simeone (Argentina) 2 goals (Italy 0-2 Argentina)
HALF TIME
Italy 0-2 Argentina
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Roberto Donadoni (Italy) (Italy 1-2 Argentina)
GOOOAL!!! Roberto Donadoni (Italy) 2 goals (Italy 2-2 Argentina)
FULL TIME
Italy 2-2 Argentina
1ST HALF EXTRA TIME KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Gabriel Batistuta (Argentina) (Italy 2-3 Argentina)
EXTRA TIME HALF TIME
Italy 2-3 Argentina
2ND HALF EXTRA TIME KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Gabriel Batistuta (Argentina) 2 goals (Italy 2-4 Argentina)
GOOOAL!!! Demetrio Albertini (Italy) (Italy 3-4 Argentina)
EXTRA TIME FULL TIME
Italy 3-4 Argentina
ITALY: BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME
BELGIUM vs BRAZIL (KYLE)
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Enzo Scifo (Belgium) (Belgium 1-0 Brazil)
HALF TIME
Belgium 1-0 Brazil
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Enzo Scifo (Belgium) 2 goals (Belgium 2-0 Brazil)
GOOOAL!!! Bebeto (Brazil) (Belgium 2-1 Brazil)
GOOOAL!!! Marc Degryse (Belgium) (Belgium 3-1 Brazil)
GOOOAL!!! Marc Degryse (Belgium) 2 goals (Belgium 4-1 Brazil)
GOOOAL!!! Marc Degryse (Belgium) HAT-TRICK!!! (Belgium 5-1 Brazil)
GOOOAL!!! Mauro Silva (Brazil) (Belgium 5-2 Brazil)
FULL TIME
Belgium 5-2 Brazil
BRAZIL: BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME
THIRD PLACE MATCH
BRAZIL (KYLE) vs ITALY (TWEEK)
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Dunga (Brazil) (Brazil 1-0 Italy)
GOOOAL!!! Nicola Berti (Italy) (Brazil 1-1 Italy)
GOOOAL!!! Zinho (Brazil) (Brazil 2-1 Italy)
GOOOAL!!! Mauro Silva (Brazil) (Brazil 3-1 Italy)
GOOOAL!!! Nicola Berti (Italy) 2 goals (Brazil 3-2 Italy)
GOOOAL!!! Romário (Brazil) (Brazil 4-2 Italy)
GOOOAL!!! Dino Baggio (Italy) (Brazil 4-3 Italy)
GOOOAL!!! Giuseppe Signori (Italy) (Brazil 4-4 Italy)
HALF TIME
Brazil 4-4 Italy
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Nicola Berti (Italy) HAT-TRICK!!! (Brazil 4-5 Italy)
GOOOAL!!! Romário (Brazil) 2 goals (Brazil 5-5 Italy)
GOOOAL!!! Roberto Baggio (Italy) (Brazil 5-6 Italy)
GOOOAL!!! Roberto Donadoni (Italy) (Brazil 5-7 Italy)
GOOOAL!!! Demetrio Albertini (Italy) (Brazil 5-8 Italy)
GOOOAL!!! Zinho (Brazil) 2 goals (Brazil 6-8 Italy)
GOOOAL!!! Demetrio Albertini (Italy) 2 goals (Brazil 6-9 Italy)
GOOOAL!!! Nicola Berti (Italy) 4 goals (Brazil 6-10 Italy)
GOOOAL!!! Dunga (Brazil) 2 goals (Brazil 7-10 Italy)
FULL TIME
Brazil 7-10 Italy
BRAZIL: BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME
FINAL
BELGIUM vs ARGENTINA (CRAIG)
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Diego Maradona (Argentina) (Belgium 0-1 Argentina)
GOOOAL!!! Diego Maradona (Argentina) 2 goals (Belgium 0-2 Argentina)
GOOOAL!!! Enzo Scifo (Belgium) (Belgium 1-2 Argentina)
GOOOAL!!! Diego Simeone (Argentina) (Belgium 1-3 Argentina)
HALF TIME
Belgium 1-3 Argentina
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL!!! Fernando Redondo (Argentina) (Belgium 1-4 Argentina)
GOOOAL!!! Diego Simeone (Argentina) 2 goals (Belgium 1-5 Argentina)
GOOOAL!!! Fernando Redondo (Argentina) 2 goals (Belgium 1-6 Argentina)
GOOOAL!!! Fernando Redondo (Argentina) HAT-TRICK!!! (Belgium 1-7 Argentina)
GOOOAL!!! Diego Simeone (Argentina) HAT-TRICK!!! (Argentina 1-8 Argentina)
FULL TIME
Belgium 1-8 Argentina
CHAMPION
ARGENTINA
Goalkeeper
Luis Islas
Sergio Goycoechea
Norberto Scoponi
Defender
José Antonio Chamot
Óscar Ruggeri
Roberto Sensini
Fernando Cáceres
Sergio Vázquez
Hernán Díaz
Jorge Borelli
Midfielder
Diego Simeone
Fernando Redondo
Diego Maradona
Ariel Ortega
Alejandro Mancuso
Hugo Pérez
Leonardo Rodríguez
José Basualdo
Forward
Gabriel Batistuta
Abel Balbo
Claudio Caniggia
Ramón Medina Bello
THANK YOU FOR PLAYING
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