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I'm goin' down to South Park Gonna have myself a time

Friendly faces everywhere Humble folks without temptation

Goin' down to South Park Gonna leave my woes behind

Ample parking, day or night People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor!"

Headin' on up to South Park Gonna see if I can't unwind

I like girls with big fat titties I like girls with deep vaginas

So come on down to South Park And meet some friends of mine


1994 FIFA WORLD CUP USA


Character playing teams:

Kyle Broflovski (Brazil)

Kenny McCormick (Switzerland)

Tweek Tweak (Italy)

Craig Tucker (Argentina)


Let's play starter


GROUP STAGE


Germany 2-0 Bolivia

Spain vs South Korea


UNITED STATES vs SWITZERLAND (KENNY)


1ST HALF KICK-OFF

GOOOAL!!! Cobi Jones (United States) (United States 1-0 Switzerland)

GOOOAL!!! Joe-Max Moore (United States) (United States 2-0 Switzerland)

HALF TIME

United States 2-0 Switzerland

2ND HALF KICK-OFF

GOOOAL!!! Paul Caligiuri (United States) (United States 3-0 Switzerland)

GOOOAL!!! Cobi Jones (United States) 2 goals (United States 4-0 Switzerland)

FULL TIME

United States 4-0 Switzerland


ITALY (TWEEK) vs IRELAND


1ST HALF KICK-OFF

GOOOAL!!! Jason McAteer (Ireland) (Italy 0-1 Ireland)

HALF TIME

Italy 0-1 Ireland

2ND HALF KICK-OFF

GOOOAL!!! Dino Baggio (Italy) (Italy 1-1 Ireland)

GOOOAL!!! Dino Baggio (Italy) 2 goals (Italy 2-1 Ireland)

GOOOAL!!! Roberto Donadoni (Italy) (Italy 3-1 Ireland)

GOOOAL!!! Nicola Berti (Italy) (Italy 4-1 Ireland)

FULL TIME

Italy 4-1 Ireland


Colombia 0-1 Romania

Belgium 0-1 Morocco

Norway 2-0 Mexico

Cameroon 5-2 Sweden


BRAZIL (KYLE) vs RUSSIA


1ST HALF KICK-OFF

GOOOAL!!! Dunga (Brazil) (Brazil 1-0 Russia)

GOOOAL!!! Zinho (Brazil) (Brazil 2-0 Russia)

GOOOAL!!! Leonardo (Brazil) (Brazil 3-0 Russia)

GOOOAL!!! Mauro Silva (Brazil) (Brazil 4-0 Russia)

HALF TIME

Brazil 4-0 Russia

2ND HALF KICK-OFF

FULL TIME

Brazil 4-0 Russia


Netherlands 1-0 Saudi Arabia


ARGENTINA (CRAIG) vs GREECE


1ST HALF KICK-OFF

GOOOAL!!! Abel Balbo (Argentina) (Argentina 1-0 Greece)

GOOAL!!! Diego Maradona (Argentina) (Argentina 2-0 Greece)

GOOOAL!!! Diego Maradona (Argentina) 2 goals (Argentina 3-0 Greece)

GOOOAL!!! Nikos Machlas (Greece) (Argentina 3-1 Greece)

GOOOAL!!! Diego Simeone (Argentina) (Argentina 4-1 Greece)

GOOOAL!!! Gabriel Batistuta (Argentina) (Argentina 5-1 Greece)

HALF TIME

Argentina 5-1 Greece

2ND HALF KICK-OFF

GOOOAL!!! Gabriel Batistuta (Argentina) 2 goals (Argentina 6-1 Greece)

GOOOAL!!! Fernando Redondo (Argentina) (Argentina 7-1 Greece)

GOOOAL!!! Nikos Tsiantakis (Greece) (Argentina 7-2 Greece)

FULL TIME

Argentina 7-2 Greece


Germany 2-1 Spain

Nigeria 1-1 Bulgaria


ROMANIA vs SWITZERLAND (KENNY)


1ST HALF KICK-OFF

GOOOAL!!! Ilie Dumitrescu (Romania) (Romania 1-0 Switzerland)

GOOOAL!!! Marian Ivan (Romania) (Romania 2-0 Switzerland)

GOOOAL!!! Gheorghe Hagi (Romania) (Romania 3-0 Swizerland)

GOOOAL!!! Gheorghe Hagi (Romania) 2 goals (Romania 4-0 Switzerland)

GOOOAL!!! Gheorghe Hagi (Romania) HAT-TRICK!!! (Romania 5-0 Switzerland)

GOOOAL!!! Florin Răducioiu (Romania) (Romania 6-0 Switzerland)

HALF TIME

Romania 6-0 Switzerland

2ND HALF KICK-OFF

GOOOAL!!! Marian Ivan (Romania) 2 goals (Romania 7-0 Switzerland)

GOOOAL!!! Marian Ivan (Romania) HAT-TRICK!!! (Romania 8-0 Switzerland)

GOOOAL!!! Florin Răducioiu (Romania) 2 goals (Romania 9-0 Switzerland)

GOOOAL!!! Ilie Dumitrescu (Romania) 2 goals (Romania 10-0 Switzerland)

GOOOAL!!! Florin Răducioiu (Romania) HAT-TRICK!!! (Romania 11-0 Switzerland)

GOOOAL!!! Dorinel Munteanu (Romania) (Romania 12-0 Switzerland)

GOOOAL!!! Dorinel Munteanu (Romania) 2 goals (Romania 13-0 Switzerland)

FULL TIME

Romania 13-0 Switzerland


United States 2-0 Colombia


ITALY (TWEEK) vs NORWAY


1ST HALF KICK-OFF

GOOOAL!!! Roberto Baggio (Italy) (Italy 1-0 Norway)

GOOOAL!!! Demetrio Albertini (Italy) (Italy 2-0 Norway)

HALF TIME

Italy 2-0 Norway

2ND HALF KICK-OFF

GOOOAL!!! Giuseppe Signori (Italy) (Italy 3-0 Norway)

FULL TIME

Italy 3-0 Norway


South Korea vs Bolivia

Mexico 0-3 Ireland


BRAZIL (KYLE) vs CAMEROON


1ST HALF KICK-OFF

HALF TIME

Brazil 0-0 Cameroon

2ND HALF KICK-OFF

GOOOAL!!! Emmanuel Maboang (Cameroon) (Brazil 0-1 Cameroon)

GOOOAL!!! Leonardo (Brazil) (Brazil 1-1 Cameroon)

GOOOAL!!! Leonardo (Brazil) 2 goals (Brazil 2-1 Cameroon)

GOOOAL!!! David Embé (Cameroon) (Brazil 2-2 Cameroon)

FULL TIME

Brazil 2-2 Cameroon


Sweden 1-2 Russia

Belgium 0-0 Netherlands

Saudi Arabia 0-1 Morocco


ARGENTINA (CRAIG) vs NIGERIA


1ST HALF KICK-OFF

GOOOAL!!! Diego Maradona (Argentina) (Argentina 1-0 Nigeria)

GOOOAL!!! Thompson Oliha (Nigeria) (Argentina 1-1 Nigeria)

GOOOAL!!! Ariel Ortega (Argentina) (Argentina 2-1 Nigeria)

GOOOAL!!! Diego Maradona (Argentina) 2 goals (Argentina 3-1 Nigeria)

GOOOAL!!! Diego Maradona (Argentina) HAT-TRICK!!! (Argentina 4-1 Nigeria)

GOOOAL!!! Diego Simeone (Argentina) (Argentina 5-1 Nigeria)

GOOOAL!!! Gabriel Batistuta (Argentina) (Argentina 6-1 Nigeria)

HALF TIME

Argentina 6-1 Nigeria

2ND HALF KICK-OFF

GOOOAL!!! Fernando Redondo (Argentina) (Argentina 7-1 Nigeria)

GOOOAL!!! Diego Simeone (Argentina) 2 goals (Argentina 8-1 Nigeria)

GOOOAL!!! Diego Simeone (Argentina) HAT-TRICK!!! (Argentina 9-1 Nigeria)

FULL TIME

Argentina 9-1 Nigeria


Bulgaria 0-2 Greece

United States 3-1 Romania


SWITZERLAND (KENNY) vs COLOMBIA


1ST HALF KICK-OFF

GOOOAL!!! Anthony de Ávila (Colombia) (Switzerland 0-1 Colombia)

GOOOAL!!! Iván Valenciano (Colombia) (Switzerland 0-2 Colombia)

HALF TIME

Switzerland 0-2 Colombia

2ND HALF KICK-OFF

GOOOAL!!! Gabriel Gómez (Colombia) (Switzerland 0-3 Colombia)

GOOOAL!!! Carlos Valderrama (Colombia) (Switzerland 0-4 Colombia)

GOOOAL!!! Anthony de Ávila (Colombia) 2 goals (Switzerland 0-5 Colombia)

FULL TIME

Switzerland 0-5 Colombia


Germany 4-2 South Korea

Bolivia 1-2 Spain

Ireland 2-1 Norway


ITALY (TWEEK) vs MEXICO


1ST HALF KICK-OFF

GOOOAL!!! Roberto Baggio (Italy) (Italy 1-0 Mexico)

GOOOAL!!! Roberto Donadoni (Italy) (Italy 2-0 Mexico)

GOOOAL!!! Dino Baggio (Italy) (Italy 3-0 Mexico)

GOOOAL!!! Roberto Baggio (Italy) 2 goals (Italy 4-0 Mexico)

GOOOAL!!! Roberto Baggio (Italy) HAT-TRICK!!! (Italy 5-0 Mexico)

GOOOAL!!! Nicola Berti (Italy) (Italy 6-0 Mexico)

HALF TIME

Italy 6-0 Mexico

2ND HALF KICK-OFF

GOOOAL!!! Roberto Baggio (Italy) 4 goals (Italy 7-0 Mexico)

GOOOAL!!! Roberto Baggio (Italy) 5 goals (Italy 8-0 Mexico)

FULL TIME

Italy 8-0 Mexico


BRAZIL (KYLE) vs SWEDEN


1ST HALF KICK-OFF

GOOOAL!!! Mauro Silva (Brazil) (Brazil 1-0 Sweden)

GOOOAL!!! Romário (Brazil) (Brazil 2-0 Sweden)

GOOOAL!!! Leonardo (Brazil) (Brazil 3-0 Sweden)

GOOOAL!!! Mauro Silva (Brazil) 2 goals (Brazil 4-0 Sweden)

GOOOAL!!! Bebeto (Brazil) (Brazil 5-0 Sweden)

HALF TIME

Brazil 5-0 Sweden

2ND HALF KICK-OFF

GOOOAL!!! Bebeto (Brazil) 2 goals (Brazil 6-0 Sweden)

GOOOAL!!! Bebeto (Brazil) HAT-TRICK!!! (Brazil 7-0 Sweden)

GOOOAL!!! Stefan Schwarz (Sweden) (Brazil 7-1 Sweden)

FULL TIME

Brazil 7-1 Sweden


Russia 0-0 Cameroon

Morocco 0-3 Netherlands

Belgium 3-2 Saudi Arabia

Greece 3-2 Nigeria


ARGENTINA (CRAIG) vs BULGARIA


1ST HALF KICK-OFF

GOOOAL!!! Gabriel Batistuta (Argentina) (Argentina 1-0 Bulgaria)

GOOOAL!!! Abel Balbo (Argentina) (Argentina 2-0 Bulgaria)

GOOOAL!!! Diego Simeone (Argentina) (Argentina 3-0 Bulgaria)

GOOOAL!!! Diego Maradona (Argentina) (Argentina 4-0 Bulgaria)

GOOOAL!!! Ariel Ortega (Argentina) (Argentina 5-0 Bulgaria)

GOOOAL!!! Fernando Redondo (Argentina) (Argentina 6-0 Bulgaria)

HALF TIME

Argentina 6-0 Bulgaria

2ND HALF KICK-OFF

GOOOAL!!! Abel Balbo (Argentina) 2 goals (Argentina 7-0 Bulgaria)

GOOOAL!!! Diego Maradona (Argentina) 2 goals (Argentina 8-0 Bulgaria)

GOOOAL!!! Ariel Ortega (Argentina) 2 goals (Argentina 9-0 Bulgaria)

GOOOAL!!! Ariel Ortega (Argentina) HAT-TRICK!!! (Argentina 10-0 Bulgaria)

GOOOAL!!! Ariel Ortega (Argentina) 4 goals (Argentina 11-0 Bulgaria)

FULL TIME

Argentina 11-0 Bulgaria


ROUND TO 16


Germany 1-0 Russia

Spain 1-0 United States

Morocco 1-0 Cameroon

Romania 0-1 Belgium

Netherlands 1-0 Ireland


BRAZIL (KYLE) vs COLOMBIA


1ST HALF KICK-OFF

GOOOAL!!! Bebeto (Brazil) (Brazil 1-0 Colombia)

GOOOAL!!! Leonardo (Brazil) (Brazil 2-0 Colombia)

GOOOAL!!! Romário (Brazil) (Brazil 3-0 Colombia)

HALF TIME

Brazil 3-0 Colombia

2ND HALF KICK-OFF

GOOOAL!!! Bebeto (Brazil) 2 goals (Brazil 4-0 Colombia)

GOOOAL!!! Romário (Brazil) 2 goals (Brazil 5-0 Colombia)

FULL TIME

Brazil 5-0 Colombia


ARGENTINA (CRAIG) vs NORWAY


1ST HALF KICK-OFF

HALF TIME

Argentina 0-0 Norway

2ND HALF KICK-OFF

GOOOAL!!! Ariel Ortega (Argentina) (Argentina 1-0 Norway)

GOOOAL!!! Fernando Redondo (Argentina) (Argentina 2-0 Norway)

FULL TIME

Argentina 2-0 Norway


ITALY (TWEEK) vs GREECE


1ST HALF KICK-OFF

GOOOAL!!! Savvas Kofidis (Greece) (Italy 0-1 Greece)

GOOOAL!!! Dino Baggio (Italy) (Italy 1-1 Greece)

GOOOAL!!! Demetrio Albertini (Italy) (Italy 2-1 Greece)

HALF TIME

Italy 2-1 Greece

2ND HALF KICK-OFF

GOOOAL!!! Minas Hantzidis (Greece) (Italy 2-2 Greece)

GOOOAL!!! Minas Hantzidis (Greece) 2 goals (Italy 2-3 Greece)

GOOOAL!!! Roberto Baggio (Italy) (Italy 3-3 Greece)

FULL TIME

Italy 3-3 Greece

1ST HALF EXTRA TIME KICK-OFF

GOOOAL!!! Giuseppe Signori (Italy) (Italy 4-3 Greece)

GOOOAL!!! Giuseppe Signori (Italy) 2 goals (Italy 5-3 Greece)

EXTRA TIME HALF TIME

Italy 5-3 Greece

2ND HALF EXTRA TIME KICK-OFF

GOOOAL!!! Roberto Donadoni (Italy) (Italy 6-3 Greece)

OWN GOAL (Italy 7-3 Greece)

EXTRA TIME FULL TIME

Italy 7-3 Greece


QUARTER-FINALS


ARGENTINA (CRAIG) vs SPAIN


1ST HALF KICK-OFF

GOOOAL!!! Diego Simeone (Argentina) (Argentina 1-0 Spain)

GOOOAL!!! Gabriel Batistuta (Argentina) (Argentina 2-0 Spain)

GOOOAL!!! Gabriel Batistuta (Argentina) 2 goals (Argentina 3-0 Spain)

GOOOAL!!! José Luis Caminero (Spain) (Argentina 3-1 Spain)

GOOOAL!!! Diego Simeone (Argentina) 2 goals (Argentina 4-1 Spain)

HALF TIME

Argentina 4-1 Spain

2ND HALF KICK-OFF

GOOOAL!!! Diego Maradona (Argentina) (Argentina 5-1 Spain)

GOOOAL!!! Julen Guerrero (Spain) (Argentina 5-2 Spain)

FULL TIME

Argentina 5-2 Spain


NETHERLANDS vs BRAZIL (KYLE)


1ST HALF KICK-OFF

GOOOAL!!! Aron Winter (Netherlands) (Netherlands 1-0 Brazil)

GOOOAL!!! Wim Jonk (Netherlands) (Netherlands 2-0 Brazil)

GOOOAL!!! Dunga (Brazil) (Netherlands 2-1 Brazil)

HALF TIME

Netherlands 2-1 Brazil

2ND HALF KICK-OFF

GOOOAL!!! Dunga (Brazil) 2 goals (Netherlands 2-2 Brazil)

GOOOAL!!! Mauro Silva (Brazil) (Netherlands 2-3 Brazil)

GOOOAL!!! Romário (Brazil) (Netherlands 2-4 Brazil)

GOOOAL!!! Wim Jonk (Netherlands) 2 goals (Netherlands 3-4 Brazil)

FULL TIME

Netherlands 3-4 Brazil


ITALY (TWEEK) vs GERMANY


1ST HALF KICK-OFF

GOOOAL!!! Dino Baggio (Italy) (Italy 1-0 Germany)

GOOOAL!!! Nicola Berti (Italy) (Italy 2-0 Germany)

GOOOAL!!! Jürgen Klinsmann (Germany) (Italy 2-1 Germany)

GOOOAL!!! Demetrio Albertini (Italy) (Italy 3-1 Germany)

GOOOAL!!! Dino Baggio (Italy) 2 goals (Italy 4-1 Germany)

HALF TIME

Italy 4-1 Germany

2ND HALF KICK-OFF

FULL TIME

Italy 4-1 Germany


Belgium 1-0 Morocco


SEMI-FINALS


ITALY (TWEEK) vs ARGENTINA (CRAIG)


1ST HALF KICK-OFF

GOOOAL!!! Diego Simeone (Argentina) (Italy 0-1 Argentina)

GOOOAL!!! Diego Simeone (Argentina) 2 goals (Italy 0-2 Argentina)

HALF TIME

Italy 0-2 Argentina

2ND HALF KICK-OFF

GOOOAL!!! Roberto Donadoni (Italy) (Italy 1-2 Argentina)

GOOOAL!!! Roberto Donadoni (Italy) 2 goals (Italy 2-2 Argentina)

FULL TIME

Italy 2-2 Argentina

1ST HALF EXTRA TIME KICK-OFF

GOOOAL!!! Gabriel Batistuta (Argentina) (Italy 2-3 Argentina)

EXTRA TIME HALF TIME

Italy 2-3 Argentina

2ND HALF EXTRA TIME KICK-OFF

GOOOAL!!! Gabriel Batistuta (Argentina) 2 goals (Italy 2-4 Argentina)

GOOOAL!!! Demetrio Albertini (Italy) (Italy 3-4 Argentina)

EXTRA TIME FULL TIME

Italy 3-4 Argentina

ITALY: BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME


BELGIUM vs BRAZIL (KYLE)


1ST HALF KICK-OFF

GOOOAL!!! Enzo Scifo (Belgium) (Belgium 1-0 Brazil)

HALF TIME

Belgium 1-0 Brazil

2ND HALF KICK-OFF

GOOOAL!!! Enzo Scifo (Belgium) 2 goals (Belgium 2-0 Brazil)

GOOOAL!!! Bebeto (Brazil) (Belgium 2-1 Brazil)

GOOOAL!!! Marc Degryse (Belgium) (Belgium 3-1 Brazil)

GOOOAL!!! Marc Degryse (Belgium) 2 goals (Belgium 4-1 Brazil)

GOOOAL!!! Marc Degryse (Belgium) HAT-TRICK!!! (Belgium 5-1 Brazil)

GOOOAL!!! Mauro Silva (Brazil) (Belgium 5-2 Brazil)

FULL TIME

Belgium 5-2 Brazil

BRAZIL: BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME


THIRD PLACE MATCH


BRAZIL (KYLE) vs ITALY (TWEEK)


1ST HALF KICK-OFF

GOOOAL!!! Dunga (Brazil) (Brazil 1-0 Italy)

GOOOAL!!! Nicola Berti (Italy) (Brazil 1-1 Italy)

GOOOAL!!! Zinho (Brazil) (Brazil 2-1 Italy)

GOOOAL!!! Mauro Silva (Brazil) (Brazil 3-1 Italy)

GOOOAL!!! Nicola Berti (Italy) 2 goals (Brazil 3-2 Italy)

GOOOAL!!! Romário (Brazil) (Brazil 4-2 Italy)

GOOOAL!!! Dino Baggio (Italy) (Brazil 4-3 Italy)

GOOOAL!!! Giuseppe Signori (Italy) (Brazil 4-4 Italy)

HALF TIME

Brazil 4-4 Italy

2ND HALF KICK-OFF

GOOOAL!!! Nicola Berti (Italy) HAT-TRICK!!! (Brazil 4-5 Italy)

GOOOAL!!! Romário (Brazil) 2 goals (Brazil 5-5 Italy)

GOOOAL!!! Roberto Baggio (Italy) (Brazil 5-6 Italy)

GOOOAL!!! Roberto Donadoni (Italy) (Brazil 5-7 Italy)

GOOOAL!!! Demetrio Albertini (Italy) (Brazil 5-8 Italy)

GOOOAL!!! Zinho (Brazil) 2 goals (Brazil 6-8 Italy)

GOOOAL!!! Demetrio Albertini (Italy) 2 goals (Brazil 6-9 Italy)

GOOOAL!!! Nicola Berti (Italy) 4 goals (Brazil 6-10 Italy)

GOOOAL!!! Dunga (Brazil) 2 goals (Brazil 7-10 Italy)

FULL TIME

Brazil 7-10 Italy

BRAZIL: BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME


FINAL


BELGIUM vs ARGENTINA (CRAIG)


1ST HALF KICK-OFF

GOOOAL!!! Diego Maradona (Argentina) (Belgium 0-1 Argentina)

GOOOAL!!! Diego Maradona (Argentina) 2 goals (Belgium 0-2 Argentina)

GOOOAL!!! Enzo Scifo (Belgium) (Belgium 1-2 Argentina)

GOOOAL!!! Diego Simeone (Argentina) (Belgium 1-3 Argentina)

HALF TIME

Belgium 1-3 Argentina

2ND HALF KICK-OFF

GOOOAL!!! Fernando Redondo (Argentina) (Belgium 1-4 Argentina)

GOOOAL!!! Diego Simeone (Argentina) 2 goals (Belgium 1-5 Argentina)

GOOOAL!!! Fernando Redondo (Argentina) 2 goals (Belgium 1-6 Argentina)

GOOOAL!!! Fernando Redondo (Argentina) HAT-TRICK!!! (Belgium 1-7 Argentina)

GOOOAL!!! Diego Simeone (Argentina) HAT-TRICK!!! (Argentina 1-8 Argentina)

FULL TIME

Belgium 1-8 Argentina


CHAMPION

ARGENTINA


Goalkeeper

Luis Islas

Sergio Goycoechea

Norberto Scoponi

Defender

José Antonio Chamot

Óscar Ruggeri

Roberto Sensini

Fernando Cáceres

Sergio Vázquez

Hernán Díaz

Jorge Borelli

Midfielder

Diego Simeone

Fernando Redondo

Diego Maradona

Ariel Ortega

Alejandro Mancuso

Hugo Pérez

Leonardo Rodríguez

José Basualdo

Forward

Gabriel Batistuta

Abel Balbo

Claudio Caniggia

Ramón Medina Bello


THANK YOU FOR PLAYING


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