List of oneshots part 4
Chapter 92
Plot: A man follows a group of monster girls into a cave and discovers what they're up to.
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We see a man in hiking gear, walking towards a cave. He had goggles over his face with a safety hat on, camouflage vest with hiking boots and for some reason, Hawaiian floral printed shorts. "I'm gonna make this documentary one way or another!" he muttered with a fist. "I swore I'd make it happen, no matter what might happen."
"You're not gonna get outta this single." A friend's words echoed in his head. "Why not do a documentary on the monster girl speed dating event? Sounds more safe since you just wanna observe."
"It's impossible to do this kind of thing and not find a wedding ring on your finger." His sister's words echoed in his head. "Why not do a documentary on that apartment building that did mail order grooms for monster girls? That sounds a lot safer."
"Personally, I'd rather do a documentary on that city that got attacked by a monster girl rainstorm or that sorority house that gives college students a monster polygamy." A TV Producer's words echoed in his head.
"Ha! All of that won't give me the real stuff I'm looking for. I need to find monster girls in the wild." He then saw a group up ahead and hid behind a tree. 'There they are, they must be heading into that cave.' he thought, reaching into his pocket to pull out his traveling camera. "Let's do this." He snuck around and found another entrance, higher up the mountain. 'I heard people use this entrance when they just wanna watch and not get caught.' He said.
With that in mind, he hiked his way up towards the entrance, albeit mindful not to slip on the rocky slope. Once he was in, he walked over until it went from total darkness to some faint lights, he followed those faint lights and looked down to see torches lighting a cave and at the end of the cave was a single bed.
'This must be where they bring their victims.'
That's when a cage on wheels was rolled in next to the bed, several men with worried faces.
"Let us out! Let us out!"
"Oh, we'll let you out." A monster girl said as more monster girls started forming a line. "Alright girls! Remember, one at a time for each of you, no being greedy!"
'This recording will go without a hitch or my name isn't Gil Dragonne.' He thought while recording.
And so the first guy was pulled out by the first monster. "P-please don't hurt me!"
"Why would I hurt you?"
"I bruise easily!"
"Well, I assure you, as your brand new wife, I won't hurt you that much. Your pelvis might get sore, but that's as much as I'll do to you."
The man that the monster grabbed was a tan skinned guy of medium height, green eyes, gray shirt, blue denim jacket, blue jeans with hot-rod flames, red and white shoes, and he had green dyed hair.
"Uh so question, what are you supposed to be miss?"
"You can call me Nissa. As for what I am? I'm a Medieval Hippo."
"Medieval Hippo?"
"Yeah, artists weren't sure what hippo looked like as people described them, so they did the best they could."
"More the worst they could."
"So, you know my name, what about you?"
"I'm Peet, but my dad was drunk when writing my birth certificate so it's P-e-e-t, not P-e-t-e."
"That must get confusing."
"It does, and sadly I was bullied at school, kids calling me Pee Pee, instead of Peet."
"Ok now that's just cruel."
"Yeah, it really sucked."
"But that doesn't matter now, you have a mate who will give you the most violent sex of your life."
"Huh? But aren't hippos herbivores? Thus non-violent?"
"Did you get that made-up bullshit from cartoons?"
"..." Peet said nothing.
"Hippos kill 500 people a year in Africa, I might not be an actual hippo, but trust me, I'm a deadly lover!" Said Nissa as she stomped the ground, causing cracks!
'Fascinating!' thought the man, using a sketchbook to take down the woman's appearance.
"So Peet, you better kiss your pelvis goodbye."
"No! Wait! S-stop!" He pleaded.
"Sorry, but we all must be ritualistically bred."
"Now then sister Nissa, you may remove the black robe and have this man stare at your beautiful naked form." Said the succubus who organized this event.
Nissa threw her robe off and exposed her chubby body to Peet! Thick legs, a big fish tail, big ass, H cup chest, he could now get a good look at her face revealing a trunk that pointed upwards.
"Wow, the medieval painters got hippos even more wrong than I thought." Peet commented.
"So? What do you think? You like what you see?" she put her hands on her hips, giving him a clear view to stare at her legs and especially her fat breasts.
"Yes, actually." He said while drooling.
"Yeah, now let's do this." She then ran at him to tackle him into the bed!
"Wait! If you're supposed to be a hippo, won't your fat body crush m-ack!"
"All the more for you to grab and squeeze!" She said while laying on him.
"Good...point..." He replied while being crushed
'Big girls are good, but I dunno if death is worth having sex.' Thought Gil. 'Although seeing a new specimen in action could prove a way to handle them.'
Loud slams were then heard!
"Ah! My pelvis! MY PELVIIIIIIS!"
"Shut up bitch, you love it!"
'Dammit, I wanna jack off to this but I gotta keep the camera steady!' thought the man who tried to zoom in on the action.
After some passionate loving that threatened to break the bed, it was time for someone else.
"You're up next!"
"No! Stop!" Said a dark skinned guy. Blue dreadlocks, brown eyes, matching blue beard, red T-shirt, gray jacket tied around his waist, blue jeans and black shoes. That's when he dodged a punch! "Whoa! Hey, what's the big idea?!"
Standing before him was a beautiful red headed woman with fox ears and nine fox tails. She had light skin, yellow eyes, razor sharp teeth, a D-cup chest, wore a pink tank top and blue pants. No shoes, covering her fox feet.
"A-a kitsu-"
"Say Kitsune and I'll tear out your guts!"
"B-But isn't that wh-"
"No, I am a Kumiho! I hail from Korea."
"Oh...wait that's a thing?"
"It is, and we're much more aggressive than those Japanese fox bimbos!" she growled with some drool leaving her mouth.
"Uh, the guy with the weird hippo, this won't be as painful will it?"
"Oh no... it's gonna be a lot worse!" Then with one swipe of her claws, she tore off all of his clothes!"
"Yipe!"
"So, since we're gonna be mates for life, may as well say each other's names."
"I'm Warren King."
"Kkot-Bi Yoon, though I guess after this I'll be Kkot-Bi King."
"That's...a bit of a mouthful."
"I'd rather your have black cock make my mouth full."
He blushed from her saying that.
"Daaaaamn, now that's a flirt." Said a monster who was in line. "Hope my guys the same."
"Go on! Give her that BBC!"
"So you won't kill me, right?"
"I promise not to kill you."
"Oh good."
"But you never said anything about fucking you until you get close to the brink of death!" She then tackled him to the bed!
"Aaaaaaaah!"
"Mwahahahahaha!"
And so a few hours of intense sex happened.
"I...I...can see...a light..." He said, so many slashes on his body...
'Poor guy.' Thought Gil. 'You could never see me making love to a violent woman.'
The Kumiho dragged her lover away as the next girl walked over.
"Are you gonna replace the mattress?" She asked.
"Of course, why would anyone fuck on a bloodstained bed?" The succubus replied. She went to work on dragging it away before coming back with a freshly clean and stain free one.
"Finally, okay I'm ready for the next man." Said the next monster girl.
And so the next guy was taken out of the cage! This guy had tanned skin, gray hair, green eyes, his blue hoodie said "Power" on it. He had gray jogging pants and finally black sandals.
"Oooh, you look like a young one."
"I am young, I'm a teen you girls grabbed from the orphanage!"
"You mean...heh, heh, heh~ I get to be your 'mommy' ?"
"Uh...what'll you do if I say no?"
"Well what sounds worse right now? Living in an orphanage as a teenager or...losing your virginity to the sexy creature hiding under this robe?"
"Well, I guess you have a point, living in an orphanage at my age does suck, I mean you get passed around by so many different families when they put you into foster care."
"Yeah, and that's why you're better off now."
"Please, remove your robe." Said the succubus.
She then her robe to reveal she had the head of a horse but the beak of a chicken, wings of a hen, legs of a mare but the talons of a chicken, tail feathers of a chicken, hiding her enormous horse ass, she also had D-cup chicken breasts on her chest and also D-cup crotch tits.
"What are you..."
"I am Thunder, a Hippalektryon."
"Hippalektryon?"
"The lesser known cousin of the Hippogryphs."
"I...am...confused, but turned on." he admitted to himself, staring at the two pairs of tits.
"So, what's your name, young man?"
"Kody...no last name...so if we get married, I'll take your last name, miss Thunder."
"Oh, then hope you like Diamandis, greek for diamond." She then got into a stance ready to tackle him!
"C-Can't we cuddle!?"
"Nope, you're a teen, that means you've got youthful stamina that I'm gonna wring outta you!" she licked her beak before tackling him onto the bed, her breasts smothering his face.
'Awwww, young love.' Thought Gil. 'Sadly I can't record this part, kiddie porn is a big no no when it comes to the general public.'
"Go ahead and have your first taste of real boobs!" She said while reaching down to grab his hard-on. "And I'll show you what your new 'mommy' can do~"
"Heh...okay..." He said blushing.
After these 2 had a hot, heavy and surprisingly not painful session of sex this time...it was time for another couple.
"I want a lawyer!"
"Oh, I have a brother who's a lawyer." Said the next girl.
"Give me his number! I'm gonna sue someone!"
"After we fuck Mr. Pink hair."
The guy had pink swirly hair, green eyes, light skin, a lip piercing, blue jacket, blue shirt, gray pants and gray sandals.
"Now remove your robe and expose your beautiful body to your lover." Said the succubus.
"Uh, no thanks, I'm gonna leave and get a lawyer to shut down this event for good!"
'Is this guy self entitled?' Thought Gil. 'They are not gonna let him leave.'
"You won't leave-"
"-until after we have eggs."
She then took off her robes.
"A 3-headed vulture?!"
"I am an Ellen Trechend." Said the middle head.
"Oh god, please no, I don't wanna eat rotting carcasses for the rest of my life."
"Oh don't worry, I know humans don't eat rotting things." Said the left head.
Standing in front of him was a tall woman with three heads that resembled vultures, albeit with different colored beaks: yellow, red, and blue, with her feathery body slim and curved, with long talons at the end of her legs with a wide wingspan.
"So, you ready to stuff this bird?" Said the right head.
"Or would you rather do some foreplay and ruffle our feathers?" asked the middle head.
"Uh...I need a lawyer."
"Oh good, let's go to my office so you can sew the seeds."
"Don't you mean sue this organization?!" He started sweating nervously.
She took his hands, and pulled him to the bed. "Nope!". they licked their beaks as he paled. "We mean seeds~"
"I'm a virgin!"
"Yummy~" Said all 3 heads.
"I...I...I snore!"
"Don't pretend to be knocked out."
"..."
"Fine, I'll fuck you while you're quote unquote sleeping!"
'He ain't getting outta this one.' Gil thought, unaware that someone saw him.
"Last chance to say something."
"..."
"Okay, but don't be upset when you start liking it."
'Wonder what he'll think when he wakes up covered in feathers.'
After a few hours of sex, the guy was now knocked out for real.
'Alright, I think that was the last monster.' Gil though before feeling a hand grab his shoulder.
"Well well well, looks like I found a peeping tom~"
"What?! How did you notice me?!"
"I got bored waiting for my turn, looked up and saw you."
"...damn it! I knew I should have bought a camouflage jacket."
"So, you know the drill right?"
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was hoping to escape with my virginity." He said as a monster grabbed him and helped him down.
"Not anymore~"
Now that he was on the ground, he walked to the bed, knowing there was no escape.
"I was worried, we had one monster left and we're one man short." Said the succubus, taking his camera and was now filming. "Now then, the final beautiful woman, please step in and remove your robes."
And so she threw off her robes to reveal a white woman with gray hair, blue eyes, freckles on her chest. Her chest by the way being C-cups, an average sized ass, and a thin body.
"Y...you don't seem like a monster, you look like a regular woman." Gil said as she crawled into bed with him.
"Hey, the name's Penny Aether, I'm from Florida."
"F...F... FLORIDA?!" He screamed, backing away now.
"Yeah, and when I take you back home, I'll show you the real way to have fun...petting Jaguars with zero safety precautions."
"No..."
"Attacking a Wendy's by throwing an alligator through the window!"
"No..."
"Beat people up with fried chicken as a weapon!"
"NOOO!" She had a strong grip on his body as she pressed her lips against his, he broke the kiss, yelling...
"I don't wanna go to Florida!"
"Nonsense, you're gonna have the time of your life...trying to survive...hee hee hee" She started maniacally laughing.
"This is scarier than anything I've seen!"
"Okay cutie, let's get it on!" The Floridian said as she threw the blanket over them.
(Epilogue)
"So, here's the research I've obtained from the monster mating ritual in this town." Gil said, as his new lover Penny was hugging him.
His friend, his sister and The TV Producer, looked at him, not saying a word.
"What?"
"We told you so, you stupid brother." Said his sister.
"Oh, you're my darling's brother? Hi, I'm Penny, his new wife."
"When's the wedding?"
"Well, we officially consummated back in the cave, but I demanded an actual wedding 2 months from now."
"I'll get the best caterers on the phone!" Said his sister.
"And of course I'm the best man, right?" asked his best friend.
"Of course."
"Nice."
"You guys are accepting her too fast."
"Well of course, gotta punish you for not listening to us." Said the TV Producer.
Gil sighed as everyone laughed.
