Hey, guys! Welcome to the new chapter of Adventure Time with Finn, Jake, Darcy, Jiren, & The Crystal Gems! I hope that you guys will enjoy the chapter. Also, before we begin, I would like to say that the OC Darcy Quartz Kane belongs to both me and JokerGames1999, the OC Jiren, Vlad, and Cobalt belong entirely to 9655, and the OC Julius belongs entirely to drakin6345...anyway, we don't own anything except for our OCs.
NOW LET'S GET ON WITH THE STORY!
"Whoo-hoo! Yeah! Whoo!" Darcy and the others cheered as we see Princess Bubblegum celebrating one of her usual Mallow Tea Ceremonies with Darcy, Finn, Jake, and two Princesses could be seen jumping up and down on top of giant marshmallows with Jiren being the only one not bouncing and standing next to the marshmallows as Bonnibel and one of the Princesses were sitting on a couple of pink chairs and drinking tea with ease while bouncing up and down on the marshmallows as Jake was merely bouncing around happily and a yelping Finn and Darcy can be seen struggling to try to drink their tea.
One of the Princesses is a 3-feet-tall, 15-year-old Female Lumpy Space Person as she resembles a semi-humanoid lumpy light purple cloud with black eyes, thin black eyebrows, a yellow star jewel that is embedded into her forehead that glows while she is floating, no ears/nose/legs, a small mouth filled with a row of sharp white teeth, and a pair of long slender four-fingered arms. Her name is Lumpy Space Princess, the Princess of Lumpy Space.
The second of the Princesses is a 4'8-feet-tall, 13-year-old Female Breakfast Person with black eyes, long wavy poofy egg-white hair that reaches past her shoulders, no ears/nose, a sharp chin, slim four-fingered arms, Egg-Yolk Skin, a short slender build, slim four-toed legs, and her outfit consists of a couple of large pieces of bacon that were shaped to resemble a large crown with a large red jewel embedded in the middle, a large piece of buttered toast that acted as her top, a piece of bacon that acted as her belt, a skirt that looks like a pancake with syrup on it, and a pair of cracked eggshells that acted as her shoes. Her name is Princess Blake Breakfast, the Princess of the Breakfast Kingdom as she rules with her sisters Toast Princess and Strudel Princess.
"Whoop!" Finn cheered while bouncing up and down as he tried to drink his tea, but it kept slipping in and out of his teacup.
"Whoop!" Darcy said while bouncing up and down on her pink chair as she tried her best to drink her tea and was able to get a little bit into her mouth, but the rest hit her face as the Human/Gem Hybrid yelped in surprise.
"Whoop!" Jake exclaimed while being the only one not drinking any tea whatsoever as he was merely having fun by jumping up and down on the marshmallows.
"Whoopiiieee..." LSP says dryly with a nasally deep voice while drinking her tea as she wasn't bouncing like the others and merely floated in the air as Bonnie bounced up to her and clicked teacups with her.
"Cheers, Lumpy Space Princess." Princess Bubblegum says with LSP smiling a bit as she nods.
"So, you're the Princess of a Kingdom made out of breakfast foods, right?" Darcy asked curiously while bouncing over to Blake, who was easily drinking her tea and bouncing up and down on a marshmallow while sitting on her chair as she nodded.
"Yep, it's good to meet you and the Heroes of Ooo officially, and not when Ice King is trying to kidnap me. My name is Breakfast Princess but my real name is Blake."
"Well, it's nice to meet you too. My name is Darcy Quartz Kane." Darcy says while struggling to drink her tea as Blake giggles amusedly.
"I have to say, Darcy, for your first time attending a Mallow Tea Ceremony, you are doing a lot better than I initially thought you would."
"Thanks, one of my Guardians named Amethyst had me do weird dares with food like this all of the time," Darcy says with a smile just as she accidentally ended up splashing her face with tea as the Girls shared a giggle. "So, Blake, about your Kingdom-,"
"No, Darcy, you can't visit the Breakfast Kingdom. Bubblegum told me about what you do whenever you visit the Candy Kingdom." Blake stated with a stern tone as Darcy pouted just as her stomach rumbled a bit as she glanced over at Breakfast Princess and couldn't help but lick her lips as a hungry expression appeared on her face. "Uh, Darcy, what are you doing?" Blake asked nervously as Darcy's mouth salivated and tossed away her teacup as she bounced over to the Breakfast Princess, who squealed in fear and surprise as she tossed away her teacup and began leaping away to run away from the starving Human/Alien Hybrid. "No, wait, Darcy, stop! Please don't eat my dress! I'm wearing nothing underneath! Stop!"
"Oh, here we go again," Jiren says while rolling his eyes as he then uses his wind powers to fly up into the air and catch the girls before a hungry Darcy eats Blake's dress.
"Princess, this tea party sucks in a big way! But thanks for the invite!" Finn yelled with a smile while jumping up to talk with Princess Bubblegum, who giggled as she drank from her tea.
"Oh, don't worry, Finn. The Mallow Tea Ceremony takes years to master." Bubblegum says as Finn nods, but ended up missing a bounce as he fell down and began bouncing along the marshmallows as the Human Boy ended up crashing down into the ground with Jake landing beside him on his butt as the Boys shared a laugh just as Jiren appeared as he flew over to land beside his Brothers while placing Darcy and Blake down on the ground as Breakfast Princess was a bit embarrassed that her top has a big bite mark on it, but, thankfully, it didn't reveal anything too indecent.
"Bad Darcy, bad, stop trying to commit cannibalism," Jiren says while raising his arm as he fired several spurts of water at Darcy, causing her Gem to glow pink as she shapeshifted herself into a cat and began hissing at him loudly before yelping in surprise as something picked her up, and Darcy glanced up to see her living nightmare staring down at her ominously as her face pale in shock and horror.
Standing before her is a 3'10-feet-tall, 1,008-year-old Boy with his head being in the shape of an onion as he has black eyes, a small tuft of blonde hair on the top of his head, no ears, a small pointy nose, chubby cheeks, Fair Skin, a short slim build, and his outfit consisted of a long-sleeved white sweater with a deep periwinkle shirt tied around his neck and a pale red footie pants. His name is Onion, the creepiest kid in the whole show of Steven Universe.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Darcy screamed panickedly while struggling to break out of Onion's grip as she thought quickly and turned herself into pure pink light to slip through his arms and landed down on the ground as Darcy transformed herself back into her Normal Form and scurried away from him as she summoned her Shield and Magic Staff. "ONION?! WHAT THE FLYING FUCK?! WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU HERE?! HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?!"
"Now, Darcy, that's not a nice thing to say to him. He's just a kid." Finn says with a scolding glare as Darcy does a double take at what he said.
"Just a kid?! Just a kid!? He's not just a kid! I knew him! Back before I was sent to cryogenic sleep!"
"Wait for real?" A surprised Jiren asked as Darcy nodded while pointing accusingly at Onion, who was eating the grass like a deer as he burped.
"Yes! My Dad was friends with his Mom and they forced us to hang out a lot, but I didn't want to be friends with him because this motherfucker creeps me the fuck out! He has some kind of weird crush on me and stalks me wherever I go! Which includes the future?! Were you cryogenically frozen too?!" Darcy asked Onion incredulously as Blake shook her head.
"No, I have seen him before."
"Wait, are you serious?!" A stunned Darcy asked as Blake nodded while glaring at Onion.
"Yes, my Parents warned me about him and my Grandparents warned my Parents about him and so on and so forth. No one knows where he comes from, but one day, he showed up and started eating everything in the Breakfast Kingdom like a savage animal!"
"Heh, just like you, Darce." An amused Finn says to Darcy, who does not share the same joking behavior as she stares at Onion in sheer terror.
"Wait...so...you are meaning to tell me that Onion wasn't cryogenically frozen like me? He...lived the past thousand years?!"
"Apparently, yeah. Even I saw him around." Princess Bubblegum says while still having tea with LSP as Darcy gasps loudly and crashes down onto the ground as she begins crying endless tears.
"Whoa, Darcy, are you okay?" A worried Jake asked as Darcy turned to him and sniffled comically.
"No, I'm not!"
"Why?"
"Because I realize the demon who gave me nightmares as a Kid and traumatized me is some sort of immortal monster who can probably live forever!" Darcy wailed while covering her face as she cried.
"Oh, come on, I think that you are overexaggerating a bit, Darcy. The Kid's not bad. He seems kind of innocent." Finn says obviously with even Jiren not seeing what the big deal is as Darcy stops crying and gives him a serious glare as she points over at Onion.
"Look into his eyes and you will know why!" Darcy exclaimed as Finn, Jiren, and a curious Jake turned over to glance at Onion, who was now eating something that resembled a human arm as he slowly turned over to glance at the Trio with his eyes turning bloody red and trails of red blood poured out of his head as demonic whimpers rang out, and while Jake looks properly freaked the fuck out, Finn and Jiren don't look fazed.
"Awww, see? He's cute." Finn says with a smile and Jiren nodded in agreement as Darcy and Jake stared at them in disbelief and shock. "Hey, little guy, why don't you come over to our treehouse, so that you can visit your old Friend Darcy? We live at-,"
"No, wait! Don't tell him where we live! The treehouse is my only safe haven away from him!" Darcy screamed panickedly while raising her arms as Finn frowned and was about to say something, but then-
"Actually, Onion knows where we live." BMO's voice rang out, surprising the others, sans Darcy, as they started looking around.
"What? BMO? Where are you, Little Dude?" Jiren asked just as Darcy's Gem started glowing a hot pink as it projected a holographic image of a smiling BMO.
"Hello, friends!"
"Whoa, BMO, are you inside of Darcy's Gem?!" A shocked Finn asked while going over to touch and rub Darcy Gem curiously, causing her to blush heavily and moan as she then composed herself and slapped his hands away.
"I told you to stop touching my Gem, you perv!" Darcy yelled with a huff as she then turned to the others. "Anyway, to answer your question, BMO is inside of my Gem."
"For real? Why?" A surprised Jake asked as Darcy shrugged.
"BMO wanted to know what was inside of my Gem, so I let him inside and allowed him to stay in my Gem all day."
"Guys, it's really fun inside of here! I feel like a Safari Man! And a Pirate because I found a Treasure chest! I also met this really tall living cotton candy woman! She's really nice!" BMO said with a beam as the Boys were confused by what he said, and Darcy blushed lightly as she coughed.
"Anyway, BMO, what were you saying earlier?"
"Oh, yeah, I was saying that Onion already knows where we live. In fact, he has been hanging around in the Treehouse ever since Darcy showed up. Here, have a look at my face screen." BMO says with his face screen fritzing a bit as it shows them the security footage that BMO had recorded ever since Darcy was first found.
~[BMO Treehouse Security Footage #1-3]~
A snoring Darcy can be seen sleeping on her bed on her first night at the Treehouse as Onion slowly crept up beside her and stared at her ominously for hours on end until morning came as he went over to brush back her hair and kissed her forehead as Onion then turned around to get out of the canopy through the large hole on the ground and grabbed onto the rope as he slides down just as Finn and Jake burst through the door of the canopy as they went over to wake up Darcy.
Darcy and the others could be seen having breakfast at the dining room table as they ate their breakfast and Finn, Jake, and Jiren were telling Darcy about what happened with Marcy, Vlad, and Amethyst as Onion appeared out of nowhere while crawling around like a spider as the Creepy Boy snatched away a pancake.
"Alright, BMO, which clothes do you think I should wear to help out Princess Bubblegum with some kind of candy project that she has?" Darcy asked BMO curiously while holding up two pieces of clothing that were held up by hangars as we see the Human/Gem Hybrid standing in the bathroom while wearing nothing but a white towel and had a white towel wrapped around her head as BMO, who was sitting on the bathroom counter, hummed thoughtfully and, without Darcy knowing, Onion popped his head out of the curtains of the tub and pointed over at Darcy's casual clothing before hiding back inside of the rub as BMO beamed and pointed over at Darcy's Casual Clothing. "Oh, good choice, BMO!"
~[BMO Treehouse Security Footage Over]~
"..." A stunned Darcy could only fall down on her butt as she stared up at the holographic pink screen in shock and horror as her Gem stopped glowing pink, and the hologram face of BMO disappeared as LSP, who was drinking her tea, spotted Onion and grinned slyly as she glanced down at him.
"Yo, baby! Finally came to get my lumps, huh?" LSP asked with a blush as Onion simply stared at her quietly for a few seconds before turning around to run away as LSP scoffed and rolled her eyes as she placed her hands on her lumps with a knowing look on her face. "Ah, playing hard to get, I see? Don't worry, I will wait."
"Okay, that Kid is even more freakier than I thought," Blake says with a scared shiver as Finn shrugs.
"Eh, I don't see the big deal about this, to be honest, but hey, if it makes you feel any better, Darce, how about we go over to a random Dungeon and have an adventure or something? Since tea partying is hard and all." Finn says as LSP heard what he said and scoffed with a cocky grin on her face.
"What?! No way! It's super easy!"
"Easy for you to say, girl...or boy...or whatever you are," Darcy says with a glare while hugging herself nervously as she was still freaking about finding out that Onion is still apparently alive and has been stalking her ever since she showed up on Ooo.
"For real, you are such a big cheat, Lumpy Space Princess. You're floating, not bouncing." Jiren says as LSP blushes in embarrassment and huffs as she glares down at them.
"Fine. I'll prove it." LSP says with the star planted on her forehead no longer glowing as she stopped floating...and, just like that, LSP began bouncing down the giant marshmallows as Darcy and the others would've laughed about this if LSP hadn't suddenly fallen down to accidentally chomp down on Jake's leg.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MY LEG!"
"Oh. Sorry, I bit your leg."
"YOU ARE STILL BITING ME!" Jake screamed with a glare as a sheepish LSP stopped biting on his leg, and the yellow star on her forehead started glowing again as she flew up into the air.
"Oh, my gosh. Sorry."
"Shit, dude, she got you good," Darcy says while she and the others run up to Jake, whose bitten leg swelled up a bit as he gained a lump.
"Dude! Your leg!" A shocked Jiren exclaimed while pointing down at the lump on Jake's leg as Blake gasped worriedly at the sight of it.
"This is...new. It's nothin' ominous, though. Just a bump. I can easily stretch it away." Jake says with a casual tone while trying to use his stretchy powers to flatten his leg again...only for nothing to happen as the Magical Dog frowned a bit and tried to will his leg to lose its lump, but with no success as Jake gritted his teeth in annoyance. "Hey, why isn't my lump going away?"
"Because that's no normal bump, Jake. It's the early stage of the lumps." Blake revealed, confusing everyone as they turned to her.
"What the hell is the Lumps?" Darcy asked with a raised eyebrow as Finn frowned concernedly.
"Is it serious?" Finn asked as LSP shrugged while crossing her arms.
"It just means he's changing into a Lumpy Space Guy on account of my bite. It's just like, um, y'know...Werewolf and Vampire Rules?" LSP says while showing off her sharp white teeth as she pretends to bite. "Funny enough, this isn't the first time that I have bitten someone and they started turning into a Lumpy Space Person."
"Yeah, because she did the same thing to me when we first met," Blake says with a glare as LSP rolls her eyes with a scoff.
"Oh, here we go again..."
"You tried to eat me! I almost turned into a Lumpy Space Person!" Blake yelled while pointing at LSP accusingly as she raised her hands in surrender.
"Okay, to be fair, I only saw the top half of your head and I thought that you were a plate of breakfast that someone left behind. Besides, I already said that I was sorry, girl, and helped turn you back to normal. Just chillax."
"Girls, can we please focus on the fact that Jake's life is in danger." A worried Jiren says as Jake laughs and waves his hand around reassuringly.
"What? Come on, guys, do you think I'm gonna turn all lumpy like her? Get outta here." Jake says before yelping in surprise as his right arm and leg suddenly lumps up. "Wha the?! Guys, I think I'm freakin' out!"
"Calm down, bud! I'll... I'll sock the lumpiness outta ya!" Finn yelled while raising his arms as he was about to start punching Jake but was stopped by Jiren.
"Whoa, bro, I don't think that's a good idea."
"Yeah, trust me, punching the lumps away won't work. LSP did the same thing to me." Blake says while glaring at LSP as Darcy's eyes widen in realization, and she steps forward.
"Wait, let me try something," Darcy said before putting on a serious look as she turned to glare at the Magical Dog and pointed at him overdramatically. "JAKE THE DOG! SHOW ME YOUR FOREHEAD!"
"Yeah, all right," Jake says with a shrug while using his stretchy powers to stretch his forehead forward as Darcy then closes her eyes and blushes a bit.
"The power...to heal," Darcy says while doing an elegant and dramatic entry as the background around her turns pink, and a now naked Darcy can be seen wrapped by a vine that covered up her nudity as she then bursted out in a flurry of roses and we cue back to the real world as we see a dressed up Darcy going over to give Jake a gentle kiss on the forehead with him giggling a bit as Finn looked a bit jealous in the background, but then everyone gasped in shock and awe as magic pink sparkles appeared on Jake's forehead and his lumpy arm and leg turned back to normal.
"Whoa! You turned me back to normal!" An excited Jake says as LSP and Blake gasped in surprise.
"How did you do that?!" A stunned Jiren says as a smirking Darcy turns to him and opens up her mouth as she sticks out her tongue, and it can be seen glowing with magic pink sparkles.
"Well, you will all be shocked to hear, but I have a Unique Gem Power where I have the power to heal Humans, animals, plants, etc., through my bodily fluids. I found out about this when I was eight and I skinned my knee trying to show a skateboarding trick to Marcy and I ended up crying and the next thing I knew, my knee was healed."
"Wait, hold on, you can heal anyone with your bodily fluids? Like blood and stuff?" A curious Blake asked as LSP gasped.
"Ooh, girl, like, imagine if you were having sex with Finn, right, and you accidentally break his arm or something, when you cum, can your cum heal Finn's injury?"
"...Errr...that...that is a bit of an...inappropriate question to ask, but yes, I can do that...not that I would because we are just friends." An embarrassed Darcy says as she and Finn blushed a bit.
"So, wait a minute, you healed Jake by kissing him?" Jiren asked as Darcy nodded.
"Yep, I figured it's way less disgusting to kiss someone to heal them then apply my magic saliva directly onto someone. Although, I can use my tears to heal people as well. Check it out." Darcy said before taking a deep breath to prepare herself as she turned to the blonde-haired boy. "Alright, Finn, help me out here and say something horrible to me."
"What?! But I don't want to-,"
"Just do it!" Darcy ordered as Finn flinched and squirmed around nervously as he nodded reluctantly.
"Uh, okay...you are the worst, Darcy! You are not really our friend! You will never find your family! And I don't think you are cute!" Finn insulted as Darcy sniffled and began shedding magic tears as she scooped one of her tear ducts and flicked it over to land on Breakfast Princess's dress and fixed up the large bite chunk on her dress as she perked up.
"Oh, wow! You can heal inanimate objects too?!"
"He, he, yep. It really helps out whenever my clothes get ruined during our adventures." Darcy says with a smile while sniffling as she dries away her tears, and Finn goes over to give her a guilty drown.
"I'm sorry about what I said. I didn't mean it."
"I know, don't worry, Hero," Darcy says while kissing his cheek to comfort him as he blushed.
"Ha, ha, ha, thanks for the help, Darcy! I'm cured!" Jake says just as his arm and leg turn lumpy again as he and the others flinched in surprise.
"Huh?! What gives?!" A surprised Jiren asked as LSP nodded while turning to Darcy.
"Yeah, I thought your kiss, like, healed Jake or something?"
"Well, not entirely. You see, my Healing Kiss can heal broken bones, bruises, damn near everything, but it can't heal diseases nor resurrect someone back from the dead. I learned the hard way when I tried to heal myself when I got the flu and bring my dead cat back to life...I didn't kiss the cat by the way, I cried healing tears all over her." Darcy says while giving the readers a deadpan look as she then turns back to the others. "But what my Healing Kiss can do is delay the symptoms long enough for us to fully cure Jake's Lumps," Darcy says while going over to kiss Jake's forehead again as his lumps disappear once more.
"Well, we better find out what the cure is right away." Princess Bubblegum says while jumping down from the marshmallows as she landed in front of them. "Also, Darcy, after this whole mess is over, do you mind if I extract your Magic Blood to analyze how your healing powers work?"
"Sure," Darcy says with a lazy shrug as Bonnie nods in satisfaction before turning to LSP.
"Anyway, surely there must be an antidote to the Lumps since Blake was cured."
"Oh, yeah, there's an antidote, but you have to go all the way to Lumpy Space to get it."
"And what's worse is that Jake has to use it by sunset or else he will stay as a Lumpy Space Person forever," A worried Blake says as Finn gasps sharply and turns to LSP with an urgent look on his face.
"LSP, please! Can you tell us how to reach Lumpy Space?" Finn pleaded as LSP nodded with a shrug.
"Yeah, I mean, there's a portal nearby. I can show you whenever."
"Take us now! Take us now! Take us now! Take us now! Take us now! Take us now! Take us now! Take us now! Take us now! Take us now!" Darcy, Finn, Jake, and Jiren chanted while reaching over to grab LSP's arms as they dragged them away, and Bonnie suddenly flinched as she felt her stomach rumble.
"I should not have drunk that much tea!" Princess Bubblegum yelled with a sheepish blush on her face as she turned around to run away.
"...Well, I have nothing better to do, so I might as well tag along on this adventure." Breakfast Princess says with a shrug as she follows after the others.
{Adventure Time with Finn, Jake, Darcy, Jiren, & The Crystal Gems Theme Song!}
We...are...the Crystal Gems!
We'll always save the day!
We cue to a post-apocalyptic wasteland that features a rat inside of what seems to be a large broken Gem Spaceship and several undetonated nuclear bombs nearby as the camera then pans over to a snow-covered biome, and we see a group of Penguins hugging and kissing each other with a tiny red hearts floating above their heads as they make a few quick wenking sounds and a Snow Golem could be seen sitting on a grassy hill nearby as the rest of the Ice Kingdom appears, including the Ice King as he was floating in the air near his Ice Castle and spins around to face the readers while activating his ice Powers with his hands as Crystal popped out of the window of the Ice Castle while holding onto Gunther as they waved at the readers with a wink.
The camera then appears at the Candy Kingdom as we see a large crowd of Candy People laughing and dancing in the middle of the road as the camera quickly scales up Princess Bubblegum's Castle, eventually passing the clouds to where we can see Princess Bubblegum, Marceline, High King Julius, and High Queen Chewypaste riding around on the back of Lady Rainicorn as Bonnie smiles warmly and waves lightly while Marcy shapeshifts her face to resemble that of a monster and hissed loudly as Julius held out his sword with a determined smirk on his face as Chewy kissed his cheek and waved at the readers cheerfully. Appearing on a huge hot ass dessert, we see a cowboy-dressed stoic Ruby riding around on a Skinny Gaint Chicken as she tipped her hat at the readers before the camera teleports over to the Crystal Gems Temple, which was located deep within a Forest near an Oasis as Sapphire and Spinella could be seen riding around on Hestia as the One-Eyed Gem waved politely while the Pink-Haired Gem stretched out her limbs with a goofy smile on her face.
Teleporting to a dark cave placed inside of a giant scary-looking mountain, we could see a grinning Amethyst relaxing on her bed as an annoyed Pearl was trying to scold her for being so freaking lazy, but to no avail as the Purple-Skinned Gem winked at the readers playfully while sticking out her tongue as the Ivory-Skinned Gem groans in exasperation but flashed the audience a calm smile. Cueing over at the Gang's Treehouse, we see a two-headed duck quacking along before zooming into the house, and we see our faithful heroes residing in their living room as Finn, Jake, Darcy, and Jiren sharing a fist bump with big grins on their faces as BMO and Neptr smiled in the background.
So come on and grab your friends,
We're going to protect various distant lands
Devastation and mayhem could be seen across various lands of Ooo as many villainous figures like the Lich, the Gem Empire, and other Evil Monsters could be seen wreaking havoc against innocent civilians, who were trying to run away from them and head to safety, but failed miserably as the Super Villains honed in on them and were about to kill them, only for a nearby Warp Pad to glow brightly as the Crystal Gems appeared into the scene and glared over at their Supervillain Foes as a glaring Darcy summonsed her Shield and Magic Staff and got into a threatening battle stance, a serious-looking Finn pulled out his sword and swipes the air a bit, a growling Jake grew up to gigantic size, Jiren lifted up his arms and set them ablaze with hot fire, Ruby and Sapphire fused into Garnet and summonsed her gauntlets, Pear summonsed her spear and aimed it at the Villains with a determined glare, Crystal twirled around a bit and summonsed her fans as she covered them in frost, Spinella summonsed her war hammer and stretched out her limbs as she bounced around lightly, and a glaring Julius pulled out his magic sword as it lit up with blue fire.
And if you think we can't,
We'll always find a way!
Glaring down at the Super Villains, the Crystal Gems then ran forward to confront them with the majority of the members being ahead of Finn and Darcy, who shared a knowing look as they nodded and held hands as the Teenagers then gained determined looks and were able to run past their friends as the Duo Adventurers then leaped up into the air and held out their respective weapons as a glaring Darcy and Finn proceeds to slash/whack the Lich across his face as the others joined in on the fight and leaped over to fight their respective Villains as an epic battle occurred.
That's why the people of this crazy world
Always believe in...
Garnet, Amethyst, Spinella, Crystal, Pearl, Jiren, Finn, Jake, and Darcy!
After defeating their foes and saving everybody from destruction, the Crystal Gems decided to head back to their Base to celebrate and have a big party with each other as Jake dropped down onto all fours, and the gang was quick to climb up the Giant Dog as he then took off at high speeds with everyone laughing joyfully by this as they zoomed past various people like Princess Bubblegum, Marceline, High Queen Chewypaste, Ice King, BMO, Neptr, Lady Raincorn, Phoebe, Hestia, and Huntress Wizard as they all watched them go in surprise before beaming excitedly as they all eagerly followed after the group.
The fun will never end
'Cause, it's Adventure Time!
After reuniting at the Crystal Gems Temple, we see everyone enjoying their little victory by throwing a big dance party with each other as they all mingled with their friends and laughed as we cue to the top of the temple and see our Faithful Heroes having a little part of their own as Jake, Julius, and Jiren shared a high five with a cocky grin while a blushing Finn and Darcy held hands as they leaned over to share a quick kiss before raising their fists up in victory as the title of the story appeared in front of the readers.
{Adventure Time with Finn, Jake, Darcy, Jiren, & The Crystal Gems Theme Song Over!}
"Alright, don't go telling everyone about this portal or whatever. It's kind of a secret. It's bad enough that Blake knows about it." LSP says with a half-serious/half-serious bored tone in her voice as she leads the Group through the cotton candy forest, and they walk over to what seems to be a small frog and a mushroom as Darcy and the others look around in bewilderment.
"Where is it?" Finn asked curiously as LSP pointed down at the frog and mushroom.
"Portal's that Frog and Mushroom."
"...This future is so weird." A deadpan Darcy says with a straight frown as she then shakes her head and turns the others. "Anyway, before we go, I think it's best that we armor up first just in case," Darcy says while summoning her Bubble Shield as she then manipulated it to shrink down to fit her body, turning it into a skintight Bubble Shield that constantly pops out oxygen to allow her to breath comfortably, even though she doesn't need as much oxygen as normal humans, but whatever. "Since we are going to Lumpy Space, I don't want any of us to get bitten by other Lump Space People."
"Oh, good call," Jiren says while using his Elemental Powers to form a big armor made out of air, water, earth, and fire that covers his whole body completely.
"Wait, what about me?" Finn asked as Darcy hummed thoughtfully before perking up as she walked over to place her hand on Finn's shoulder and closed her eyes in concentration as she briefly infused her Skintight Bubble Shield over to cover up Finn's body before stepping a couple of steps back as Darcy created another Skintight Bubble Shield for herself. "Thanks, Darce."
"You're welcome, Finn," Darcy says with a smile just as the frog jumps on top of the mushroom with a ribbit as it glances up at LSP.
"Password, please."
"WHATEVERBITCHITS2023JUSTLETMEHITTHATPUSSY!" LSP screamed with a deeper voice that startled Darcy and the others as the frog let out another ribbit.
"Good day, Princess. Is your Father okay with you entering Lumpy Space with five Non-Lumpers?"
"I wonder if that will be a problem later on." A concerned Jiren whispered to Darcy, who shrugged as they glanced over to Blake, who gave them a 'So-So' gesture as Finn turned to LSP anxiously.
"Just say yes! Yes, yes, yes!"
"Yeah, whatever, fine," LSP says with a bored shrug as the frog lets out another ribbit and puffs out his chest as it extends its tongue to the group and sucks them into his mouth, transporting them into another dimension, which was Lumpy Space as it was a very vast and lumpy dimension with the landscape consisting of lumpy clouds in various shades of purple and blue as elm trees can be seen planted in various areas as most of the buildings are on separate lumpy clouds, which resemble floating clouds as the sky was colored dark purple with multiple stars on it.
"Whoa, this place is trippy." A surprised Jiren says as Darcy nodded in agreement while looking around.
"Yeah, but Amethyst and Spinel would've loved this place, though."
"So, anyway, where's the antidote?" Finn asked urgently as LSP raised her arm.
"Hold it. First, you should check out my house." LSP says while pointing over at a crooked and distorted house placed near them as it has a lilac roof, pink walls, blue windows, and trees on its left. "It's, like, kind of lame, but way less lame than, like, your house."
"Okay, not to be mean, but can you please skip the tour and tell us where the antidote is?" Jiren asked worriedly.
"Oh, it's up there at Makeout Point," LSP says while pointing over at a cliff from where Makeout Point is as the cliff is green and orange, unlike all the other bits of land, and has lime-green trees.
"That's so close! We can run there in no..." Finn says while he and the others try to run over to Makeout Point, only to stop as the Gang notices that it was placed in a separate lumpy cloud and there was a giant dark purple abyss placed between the lumpy clouds. "...time? Aww, what?! It's, like, a million-mile fall into space!"
"He, he, don't worry, Darcy and I can easily form a large bridge in between the lumpy clouds with our shapeshifting powers," Jake says reassuringly as Blake shakes her head.
"No dice, guys, trust me."
"I hate to say this, but Blake's right," LSP says with a shrug as everyone turns to her. "You have to travel by car in my world, or else you'll fall into the Lumpy Abyss because, if you try to jump or fly over it, you will be pulled in by the gravitational pull and be sent down to the abyss," LSP says as a curious Darcy raises her arm and reaches into her glowing pink Gem to summon her Shield as she tosses it forward and everyone gasps in shock as they notice that the Lumpy Abyss swiftly latched onto Darcy's Weapon and it was sent flying straight down as the Shield disappeared into the abyss.
"Oh, damn, if we go into that, we will surely die," Jiren says with a wince just as a Light Purple Lumpy Car appeared as the King and Queen of Lumpy Space can be seen riding around on it as they spotted their Daughter and her friends standing in front of them and grows angry as the Duo got out of the car.
The Mysterious People are a 5-feet-tall, 45-year-old and 43-year-old Male/Female Lumpy Space People as they resemble a semi-humanoid lumpy pale purple cloud with Lumpy Space Dad and Mom being conjoined as LSD has black eyes, thin black eyebrows, stringy purple hair, a yellow star jewel that is embedded into his forehead that glows while he is floating, no ears/nose/legs, a small mouth filled with a row of sharp white teeth, chin stubble, a pair of long slender four-fingered arms, and his outfit consists of a gemless golden crown, a pair of almond-shaped black glasses, a small brown watch on his right wrist, and a green-striped tie as LSM has black eyes with a pair of three black eyelashes on each eye, short straight medium purple hair, a yellow star jewel with a light pink outline that is embedded into her forehead that glows while she is floating, no ears/nose/legs, a small mouth filled with a row of sharp white teeth, a pair of long slender four-fingered arms, and her outfit consists of a golden crown similar in design to Princess Bubblegum's Crown. Their name is Lumpy Space Dad and Mom, the King and Queen of Lumpy Space, and LSP's Parents.
"Daughter! Have you brought Smooth People into our domain?!"
"Hey, what's wrong with Smooth People, huh? You racist prick!" Darcy yelled with a glare as Finn and Jiren elbowed her to shut her up.
"I had to, Dad...I'm trying to help them, so don't lumping yell at me!" LSP snapped with a scowl as LPM gasped in shock at what she said.
"What did you just say?!"
"I SAID, 'LUMP OFF' MOM!" LSP exclaimed while speaking in gibberish angrily as she panted heavily, and a blank-faced Blake walked over to tap LSP's shoulder. "WHAT?!" LSP snapped as Breakfast Princess pointed over at Jake, who regained his lumps as Darcy went over to him and briefly opened up a small hole on her Skintight Bubble Shield to kiss the Magical Dog's forehead to briefly cure him of his Lumps temporarily. "Oh, yeah," LSP says with a blink as she then turns back to her Parents. "I need to borrow the car."
"You have made your mother cry for the last time, Daughter!" LPD snapped while consoling a crying LPM as they then flew back over to their Royal Home. "You are hereby banned from using the Royal Car!" LPD ordered with a firm tone while floating inside of their house as he then slammed the door shut in their faces.
"Shucks! I lumping hate them!" A pissed-off LSP yelled as she then turned to give her Friends an apologetic look. "I'm really, really sorry, Guys, but I can't help you at all because my parents are horrible idiots!"
"Don't you know anyone else with a car?" Finn asked as Blake perked up and turned to LSP.
"Yeah, what about your friend, Melissa, she drove us to Makeout Point when I had the Lumps. Does she still have her car?" Blake asked as LSP nodded with an annoyed glare and crossed arms.
"Well, she does, but she's dating my ex-boyfriend Brad."
"Wait, wait, wait...you had a Boyfriend?" A shocked Jiren asked as LSP gave him an offended look.
"Of course, I had a Boyfriend, why do you look so surprised?"
"...Uh...well-,"
"Enough of that, call your friend now," Darcy ordered while stepping forward to separate them as LSP huffed and reached behind her to pull out her phone as she held it up in front of her.
"Call BFF 69."
"Heh, 69, funny enough that Lady Rainicorn's favorite position," Jake says with a chuckle...before realizing what he said as he covered his mouth in shock.
"What do you mean by that, Jake?" Finn asked with him, Darcy, and Blake having innocent looks on their faces as Jiren gestured at Jake to change the subject.
"Errr, it's nothing, don't worry about it," Jake says awkwardly just as LSP's Friend is able to pick up the call and answer it.
"Hey, Melissa. What's up?"
"What's she saying?" Finn asked as LSP turned to give him an irritated look.
"I'm asking her, jeez!" LSP yelled with a glare as she then turned back to her phone and heard her friend talking excitedly about random stuff as LSP rubbed her temples a bit. "Melissa, just listen!"
"Have you forgotten what day it is?!"
"Melissa. I'm trying to help out some friends-,"
"Tonight is the weekly Promcoming Dance!"
"...Oh, Glob. I forgot." A stunned LSP says as Jiren raises an eyebrow at her confusedly.
"What'd she say?" Jiren asked as an extremely excited and gleeful LSP turned to him.
"Tonight is the weekly Promcoming Dance! It's gonna be so flipping awesome!"
"LSP, we don't have time for this. Just please ask your friend for the ride." An exasperated Darcy says as LSP ignores her and continues listening to what her friend is saying as the Trio shares a look and notes as Jiren raises his arm and uses his wind powers to latch onto LSP's phone and send it flying up to land on Finn's outstretched hand as Lumpy Space Princess noticed this and grows angry as she flew over to try and get her phone back, only for Darcy to expand her Bubble Shield around her and Finn as LSP ended up faceplanting against the shield comically.
"Hey, Melissa," Finn says while speaking into LSP's Phone and imitating her voice as a very angry Lumpy Space Princess can be seen trying in vain to smash the bubble apart with her fists but failing miserably. "You should totally drive us to Makeout Point to make out with hot boys!"
"Oh, LSP, you're so baaaaad...be there in a sec!"
"Biyah," Finn says while hanging up the call as he nods over at Darcy, who nods back as she shrinks down her Bubble Shield to fit around her body again, and the Human Boy tosses over the phone to LSP as she glares at him in annoyance. "I'm sorry, LSP, but Jake's Lumpiness is worsening!"
"Actually, I think I'm beating it back with sheer willpower. I don't think that I even need Darcy's kisses anymore." Jake says just as a part of his head bulges up. "...Oh nevermind then." Jake says flatly as Darcy rolls her eyes and walks over to briefly open a hole on her Bubble Shield to kiss Jake's forehead as it glows with magic pink sparkles, and his lumps disappear yet again.
"Yeah, whatever. Just don't mess with my phone again." LSP says with an angry huff just as a Three-Seater Pink Lumpy Car flies into the scene as one of LSP's Friends can be seen riding around on it. Floating before them is a 2'10-feet-tall, 15-year-old Female Lumpy Space Person as she resembles a semi-humanoid lumpy pink cloud with blue eyes that have a pair of three eyelashes onto each eye, no ears/nose/legs, a small mouth filled with a row of sharp white teeth, rosy cheeks, and a pair of long slender four-fingered arms. Her name is Melissa, one of Lumpy Space Princess's Best Friends, and is currently dating LSP's Ex-Boyfriend Brad.
"Hi!"
"Okay, good, let's go, let's go, let's go!" Finn ordered as everyone nodded, and LSP flew over to sit next to Melissa in the Passenger Seat, Darcy and Jiren sat behind them, and Finn and Blake sat behind them with Jake shrinking down to be the size of a doll to sit down on Breakfast Princess's left shoulder as they then flew up into the air and soared through Lumpy Space as Darcy rubbed her arms and looked around nervously as Finn turned to her curiously.
"What's up with you?"
"Oh, I'm just waiting to see if Onion will pop up or something...but he probably won't since I'm probably hallucinating or something. I mean, there's no way that Onion can still be alive after all of this time. Yeah, Princess Bubblegum probably spiked the tea with drugs or something." Darcy says to herself with an anxious laugh, and her left eye twitched madly as Finn and Jiren gave her deadpanned looks while Jake and Blake looked appropriately freaked out.
"What's wrong with her?" Melissa asked curiously as Blake turned to her.
"Oh, she's in denial of her old childhood friend existence."
"Yeah, and I don't know why. He's like mega really cute, girl." LSP says while pulling out her phone as she showed her friend a photo of Onion, who could be seen firing a stream of fire at a panicking Ice King's butt with his flamethrower as a glaring Crystal can be seen running over to try and stop him.
"Oh! I know him! He's one of my friends Onion-,"
"STOP IT! HE'S NOT ALIVE! STOP TALKING!" Darcy screamed manically while gripping her head as she took deep breaths to calm herself down.
"Geeze, you are really stressed, honey, and thats not very good for a Smoothy like you. How about I put up some awesome music to calm your nerves." Melissa suggested while reaching over to press a button on her radio to play a piece of electronic music.
"Aw, Guys, this music ducks, right?" Jake asked Darcy and the others before suddenly shaking his head, and both his arms and legs turned lumpy as he grinned widely. "Ah, I love this song! We should totally TP Shandala's house!" Jake yelled while speaking in a Lumpy Accent as the Group gasped concernedly, and Darcy quickly leaned over to briefly open up a hole on her Skintight Bubble Shield to kiss Jake's head, causing his head to glow with magic pink sparkles as the Magic Dog morphed back to normal. "Gracious! That was terrible! Guys, if you can't save me from the lumps...if I do turn...if I become lumpy like them, I want you guys to-,"
"It's not gonna come to that!" Finn snapped with a glare as he and Darcy then went teary-eyed. "But if it does, we'll bury you in Mom and Dad's House, right next to their graves!"
"And I will make sure to bring you flowers every year on your birthday!" Darcy screamed as a surprised Jake raised his arms.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! I'm saying that if I go totally Lumpy, then I want you to get used to Lumpy Jake. What did you two think I was sayin'?"
"...Oh um...heh heh." Finn and Darcy said in unison while blushing heavily as Blake winced awkwardly and turned to Melissa.
"Hey, Melissa, can this car go any faster?"
"Oh, we're already here," Melissa says while parked on a lumpy cloud as LSP nods with a blank look on her face.
"Finally!" Finn and Darcy cheered while jumping out of the Lumpy Car as Jake and Jiren were about to do the same but stopped as the Gang noticed that they weren't at Makeout Point but on a lumpy cloud with a small blue house placed in front of them.
"Huh? This doesn't look like Makeout Point?" A bewildered Finn asked as Melissa shook her head while flying out of the Lumpy Car as she floated over to him.
"This is Brad's house...wait, you wanted a ride to Makeout Point? You think I want to make out with you?! I have a Boyfriend, Finn!" Melissa screamed furiously while flying over to grab Finn by his shirt as she lifted him up into the air.
"Uh..."
"Hey! Let him go!" An annoyed Darcy shouted while shapeshifting her arms to grow them ten times their usual size as Jiren leaned forward with a teasing grin on his face.
"Don't worry, Melissa, Finn wasn't planning to make out with you~," Jiren says with a mischievous grin while pointing over at Darcy as Melissa gasped softly and grinned slyly as she flew over to place Finn next to Darcy.
"Oh, I see, sorry for the mistake, Lovebirds~,"
"WE'RE NOT LOVEBIRDS!" An embarrassed Darcy and Finn exclaimed while blushing heavily as Jiren chuckled amusedly.
"Yo, LSP, we gotta hurry. Jake is running out of time." Blake says with a worried look on her face as LSP turns to frown at her somberly.
"Hey. This is hard for me too, girl. I mean, I used to eat chili cheese fries with Brad...so there's gonna be a lot of romantic and sexual tension on this ride. Finn, and Darcy? You two might want to cover your ears and eyes when Brad inevitably invites me for a pent-up threesome with Melissa at Makeout Point...unless you two want to join us-,"
"EW!/GLOB NO!/LSP, FUCKING CHILL!/OH, GLOB!" Darcy, Finn, Jiren, and Jake exclaimed in unison with Blake gagging in the background in disgust and horror as LSP rolled her eyes a bit while muttering something about them being fucking prudes as Melissa suddenly returned with another Lumpy Space Person.
Standing before them is a 1-feet-tall, 16-year-old Male Lumpy Space Person as he resembles a humanoid teal creature who is relatively smooth for a Lumpy Space Person, having only a few lumps on the back of his head and very small lumps under his arms as he has black eyes, no ears/nose/legs, a small mouth filled with a row of sharp white teeth, and a pair of long slender four-fingered/toed arms/legs. His name is Brad, one of the few Lumpy Space People who actually has legs, and he can't levitate like other Lumpy Space People because of emotional baggage.
"Hey," Brad says with a bored expression on his face as Melissa waves at him with a giggle.
"Hey, Braaaaad..."
"You miss me yet, LSP?" Brad asked his Ex-Girlfriend smugly as LSP visibly deflated and pouted.
"Ugh, scootch over, Blake. I'm gonna sit in the back." LSP says sullenly as Blake sighs heavily but nods as she scootched over to allow LSP to float over and sits down next to her as Darcy, Finn, Melissa, and Brad go over to get into the car and they float away and, after a few minutes of flying, the Gang were able to arrive at Makeout Point as they landed down on the lumpy cloud. "This is it. Now, watch yourselves, guys. The dudes who use the antidote up here are notorious for being...smooth posers."
"What the hell are smooth poses?" Darcy asked with a raised eyebrow as LSP rolled her eyes and scoffed.
"It just means what it means. Hurry. Get the antidote so we can get outta here."
"Thanks, LSP," Finn says gratefully just as Jake's skin bulges up more as the Group gasps worriedly, and Darcy goes over to briefly open up a hole on her Skintight Bubble Shield to kiss Jake's head, causing his head to glow with magic pink sparkles as the Magic Dog morphed back to normal.
"Quick, there's no time to waste." Jiren says urgently as he and the others turn around to run up the cliff to see three Lumpy Space People standing in front of them.
One of the Smooth Posers is a 1-feet-tall, 13-year-old Male Lumpy Space Person as he resembles a blue fish with black eyes, one dorsal fin-like protrusion on the top of his body, no ears/nose/legs, acne on his face, a small mouth filled with a row of sharp white teeth, and a pair of long slender four-fingered arms, and a long fish-like tail as he wears a pair of round black glasses. His name is Glasses, one of the 'Smooth Posers' who hangs out with his friends on Makeout Point.
The second of the Smooth Posers is a 2'8-feet-tall, 14-year-old Male Lumpy Space Person as he has an oddly shaped humanoid body with pink skin and a hunchback build, black eyes, brown hair in the style of a combover, no ears/nose/legs, acne on his face, a small mouth filled with a row of sharp white teeth, and a pair of long slender four-fingered arms. His name is Monty, one of the 'Smooth Posers' who hangs out with his friends on Makeout Point.
The Third of the Smooth Poses is a 3'5-feet-tall, 16-year-old Male Lumpy Space Person as he has a bulbous humanoid build with teal skin as his face is light blue, has black eyes, no ears/nose/legs, acne on his face, a small mouth filled with a row of sharp white teeth, and a pair of long slender four-fingered arms as he has bigger bumps on his back. His name is Lenny, one of the 'Smooth Posers' who hangs out with his friends on Makeout Point.
"Hey, guys. Lookin' smooth." Finn says after he and the others walked up to the trio as Monty went over to sit down on a large white sphere and his body morphed as he transformed into his Smooth Form and Monty now resembled a typical grunge rocker as he now had a humanoid build with a very tall head, has black eyes, long and shaggy mauve hair, a mauve mustache, a small mouth, Pink Skin, and his outfit consists of a white wifebeater, long blue jeans with a gold chain attached on his side, and a pair of boots that are striped black and red.
"Really? Do you think we're smooth?" A bashful Glasses says with a blush as Finn rubs the back of his head awkwardly.
"Well, mostly you in the center, but yeah."
"Why are you sucking up to us?" Mony asked curiously as Jiren pointed over to Jake, who had regained his lumps as it got so bad that he already resembled a Lumpy Space Person but was floating and still had his skin and normal voice.
"Our best friend needs an antidote for his Lumpiness."
"Chyah, Lumpiness suuucks. Hey, Monty, time's up, sphere-hog." Lenny says while floating over to push Monty off the sphere that he was sitting on, forcing Monty to become Lumpy gain as he pouted. "My turn," Lenny says while going over to sit down on the sphere, and his body morphed as he transformed into his Smooth Form, which consists of him being significantly more humanoid and having green skin as Lenny becomes skinny and relatively normal proportion with the exception that his head is huge as he has many accessories that apparently are not available when he is Lumpy, which includes a blue/white baseball cap that he wears backwards, a red kerchief wrapped around his neck, short-sleeved a light blue shirt, and pair of black shoes.
"Hmmm, I know that this is stating the obvious, but that sphere that you guys are sitting on is the antidote, right?" Darcy asked while pointing over at the white sphere as Lenny nodded. "Cool, because we need it real quick to cure our friend."
"You mind if we borrow it?" Jiren asked hopefully as Lenny nodded while standing up from the sphere, and he morphed back into his Lumpy Form.
"Yeah, sure, as long as you guys give it right back when you are done," Lenny says while bending down to grab the white sphere as he then tosses it over to land in Finn's hands.
"Hammacow. Thanks, fellas." Finn says with a smile just as LSP appears as she floats up into the air with an irritated glare on her face.
"What's taking so long? Did those smooth-heads give you the orb already, or what?" LSP asked as Lenny frowned and reached over to take back the white sphere as Darcy and the others were surprised by this.
"Wait, is this another friend of yours?"
"What do you care? Just give 'em the antidote already, and stop being such a poser." LSP says with a glare as the Smooth Poses scoffed and glared at the Group.
"Sorry, Guys, we changed our minds," Monty says while he and the others floated away as the Gang were stunned by this before growing angry as they turned to glare at LSP.
"Why did you have to say all those rude things to them?!" Finn asked aggressively as LSP gave him a surprised look.
"What? I was helping you."
"No, you weren't! You just made things ten times worse just like always! They were about to hand over the antidote before you showed up!" Blake screamed angrily as LSP scoffed bitterly and glared down at her.
"Oh, shut up, Princess Egg Breath," LSP says with a gasping Breakfast Princess covering her mouth with a self-conscious look on her face as a pissed-off Darcy steps forward.
"Hey! Don't insult Blake like that when she is just speaking facts!"
"Yeah! You just insulted them for no reason, and they got mad! And now Jake's gonna be Lumpy forever!" Jiren shouted while pointing over at Jake, who was now floating up into the air, as Finn pointed over at LSP furiously.
"THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!"
"...Wow...just wow. Now I know how you guys really feel. I was just trying to help, but whatever." LSP says with a glare while crossing her arms as Jiren raises an eyebrow.
"You were trying to help us? All you have done is try to make our mission ten times harder than it should've been,"
"Okay, you know what?! Fuck you guys! I know I mess things up sometimes, but I'm really trying! And you're supposed to be my friends!" LSP screeched while tearing up as, while Darcy and the others felt a little bad that she was crying, they didn't feel sympathetic to her since all she did was fuck things up for them. "Not like the fake ones I have here! So do what you want! I'm going to Promcoming! Are you coming or not, Lumpy Jake?"
"No," Jake stated with a firm glare as he floated over to his Friends. "Because no matter how messed up and Lumpy I get, these people will never turn their backs on me," Jake says just as he starts morphing and transforming into his Lumpy Form, which consists of him being pink and his face looking the same as Jake only has four lumps, not including his tail. "Oh, yeah. Right behind ya." Lumpy Jake says while speaking like LSP as he then points at Darcy and the others. "Just gotta turn my back on these guys," Lumpy Jake says while literally doing so as he and LSP fly over to land on the Lumpy Car.
"Jake, wait, it's almost sunset!" A panicking Finn yelled as he and the others tried to stop the Lumpy Space People, only for Lumpy Jake and the others to fly away as they were left stunned by this. "Jake...we couldn't save...I..." Finn trails off before growing red with anger as he yells wildly and begins punching the ground repeatedly. "I'LL KILL YOU, LUMPY SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!" Finn screamed furiously as he was about to continue fighting, only to be stopped by Darcy going over to hug him from behind with tears running down her face as Finn sniffled and teared up as well as a somber Jiren and Blake were about to try and comfort them, but then-
"Jam on, man!" Monty says, surprising the Trio as they turn their heads and spot the Smooth Posers floating back to them.
"Huh? I thought you guys left." A bewildered Finn says as Monty shrugs.
"We were drawn back by your plaintive wail. We dig your directionless fury. Respect. Here." Monty says while tossing the white sphere over to land in Finn's hands. "Take it. Win that girl with the gem tattoo on her boobs and propose to her."
"We're not getting married! Nor are we together!" An annoyed and blushing Darcy yelled as Blake smiled amusedly before growing serious as she turned to the Smooth Posers.
"Alright, look, we still have some time left to save Jake, so do you guys mind telling us where this Promcoming thing is?"
"Promcoming takes place way down on that land lump." Glasses says while pointing over at the ledge of Makeout Point as Darcy and the others walk over to see a big school placed on a lump cloud below them.
"Awesomesauce. Do any of you guys have a car?" Jiren asked hopefully as, unfortunately, the Lumpy Space People shook their heads.
"Nah. We were all ditched here just like you guys." Monty says with a shrug as Darcy and Jiren groan in disappointment while Finn hums thoughtfully as he glances over at the sharp teeth on the Lumpy Space People's mouth, and a risky idea pops into his head.
"Well...you think we can make it to that land-lump if we jumped off this cliff?" Finn asked as the Smooth Posers gasped in shock and horror.
"You kidding?! A smoothie like you three will plummet right into the eternal void!" Monty yelled as Finn got another risky idea and turned to him.
"What if we were lumpy? Could we float over?" Finn asked as Darcy, Jiren, and Blake looked surprised by what he said.
"No, no! It's too dangerous!" Lenny yelled as Glasses nodded in agreement.
"I'd say there's a 50/50 chance of you three making it!"
"That's good enough for me! Darcy, disable your Bubble Shield on me!" Finn ordered as Darcy gave him a concerned look.
"Finn, this is crazy! There's too much of a risk!"
"Darcy, please, trust me, I got this! Plus, we don't have much time! We need to save Jake!" Finn shouted as Darcy bit her lip nervously but sighed heavily as she nodded and disabled the Skintight Bubble Shields on their bodies.
"Fine, but if you are going to do this, I will too. Jiren, Blake, you two should stay as a Smoothie in case we turn too fast." Darcy instructed as Jiren and Blake nodded while mentally sighing in relief as they didn't want to become a Lumpy Person.
"Perfect, now bite us!" Finn ordered again as the Smooth Posers started responding in disbelief all at once as Finn and Darcy quickly went over to force them to bite them, causing the Lovebirds to start getting lumps all over their bodies at a fast pace due to getting bitten by Three Lumpy Space People at once as Finn started laughing excitedly. "Yes! I can feel the multiple bites accelerating the Lumpification process!"
"Well, having the power to float is pretty cool, I guess." A nervous Darcy says before she and Finn fly over to grab Jiren and Blake's arms as they fly forward and start flying downwards towards the school as the Human/Gem Hybrid swiftly summons her Spiked Bubble Shield, and they crash through the roof of the building as the Trio floated downwards and Finn and Darcy lets go of Jiren and Blake as they landed down on the ground.
"Yes, we made it." Finn cheered as Darcy looked around and flinched in shock as she spotted a Lumpy Space Person that resembled a lot like Onion and closed her eyes as the Human/Gem Hybrid took deep breaths to calm herself down.
"Onion is not really alive. It's just all in your head. Get a grip, girl."
"Whoa, guys, look! There he is!" Finn exclaimed while pointing over at Lumpy Jake, who was dancing nearby as, after Dacy quickly disabled her Spiked Bubble Shield, the Trio went over to Lumpy Jake. "Jake! Darcy and I are mostly lumpy now! And I totally think you should sit on this sphere!" Finn yelled while holding up the white sphere as Lumpy Jake frowned and shook his head.
"No!"
"Come on, dude, we were forced to become Lumpy to help you out, so sit your ass on this damn sphere!" Darcy screamed as a glaring Lumpy Jake crossed his arms and looked away.
"No!"
"Please, Jake! You are our Brother and Best Friend! Just sit on the sphere!" Jiren shouted as Lumpy Jake scoffed and rolled his eyes.
"Chyah! I remember you! You three are just Smoothie Wannabe Lumpy Posers!" Lumpy Jake screamed as Finn was about to protest, but then he and Darcy gasped sharply as they felt a strange sensation going through their bodies.
"Oh, no! I can feel the Lumpiness...about to consume me!"
"Jiren! Blake! Save us! Get Jake to sit down on the sphere and then-," Darcy pleaded before she and Finn proceeded to morph their bodies as they transformed into their Lumpy Space Forms.
"Oh, yeah. Being Lumpy's the best." Lumpy Finn says while speaking like LSP as he morphs into a dark blue cloud with the top half resembling his hat as he has a light blue face.
"So, true, cutie." Lumpy Darcy says with a girlish giggle while speaking like LSP as she transforms into her Hybrid Form, which consists of her being 4 feet tall Lumpy Space Person (20%), Human (5%), and Gem (75%) Female Hybrid with bright pink pupilless eyes, long curly dark pink cloud-like hair that reaches down her back, a Pink Gemstone placed directly in the middle of her chest, two pairs of slender five-fingered hands, a humanoid slender yet toned body made out of light pink cloud with dark pink skin, no legs, and she was currently wearing no clothes as, thankfully, Darcy's boobs and vagina were completely missing.
"Hey, get lost, Lovebirds. Take your ball and get outta here." Lumpy Jake ordered as the Duo glared at him, and Lumpy Finn huffed as he flew over to grab his sphere.
"Fine. I don't want you to have it anyway." Lumpy Finn says with a haughty tone, gaining Lumpy Jake's attention as he narrows his eyes at him angrily.
"So what? I can't have it now, eh?"
"That's right. It's mine."
"...GIMME THAT BALL!" Lumpy Jake screamed while flying over to latch onto the white sphere as he tried to take it out of Lumpy Finn's grip, and Jiren and Blake watched this in the background in bewilderment, not knowing what to do as Lumpy Darcy cheered on her friend.
"NO! YOU CAN'T HAVE IT!"
"I WANT IT! GIVE IT TO ME!"
"OH, YOU WANT IT SO BAD? GO GET IT THEN!" Lumpy Finn ordered while tossing the white sphere away as a grinning Lumpy Jake chased after it, and Jiren went after him as Lumpy Darcy glared over at Lumpy Finn.
"What the heck, baby?"
"What? I got him away, didn't I, babe?" Lumpy Finn asked with a flirty tone while trying to fly over and place his arm around her shoulders as Lumpy Darcy, however, merely huffed and flew out of his grasp with a pout.
"Yeah, but you let him beat you. I wanted to have a strong man by my side, not a lumpy wimp."
"WHAT THE FUCK YOU JUST CALLED ME, YOU LUMPY SLUT?!" A glaring Lumpy Finn asked as Lumpy Darcy gasped sharply with tears in her eyes as she placed her hands over her eyes.
"YOU ARE SO MEAN! I HATE YOU...YOU...YOU...
"WHAT? I'M A WHAT? COME ON, SAY IT!"
"...A LUMPY BITCH BOY!"
"WHAT?!"
"YOU HEARD ME!"
"WHY I OUTA-,"
"OUTA WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT, YOU LUMPY PRICK?!"
"ARROGANT LUMPY CONTROLLING CUNT!"
"FUCK YOU!"
"FUCK YOU!"
"FUCK YOU!"
"FUCK YOU!"
"FUCK YOU!"
"FUCK YOU!"
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"...Wanna make out?"
"Boss." Lumpy Darcy says with a saucy grin as she reached over to wrap her arms around Lumpy Finn's body and leaned over to kiss him as the Lovebirds started making out with each other passionately and Blake watched this one in stunned shock...before grinning slyly as she pulled out her phone and began taking pictures of them.
"Aha! Yes! Fuck you, bump!" Lumpy Jake exclaimed while being able to fly over and catch the white sphere as Jiren was able to catch up to him and struggled to come up with a way to help out his Brother until he remembered what happened earlier, and an idea popped into his head as Jiren grinned over at Lumpy Jake.
"Yo, Jake! No matter what you do, do not sit down on that sphere!"
"Pssh, yeah, right! I'm not gonna let a Smoothie like you tell me what to..." A glaring Lumpy Jake says while sitting down on the white sphere as he suddenly yelped in surprise when his body started morphing and transformed back into his Original Form as Jake gasped. "Oh, I'm not Lumpy anymore! Oh, no, Finn! Darcy!"
"Way ahead of you, let's bounce!" Jiren shouted as Jake nodded while grabbing the white sphere as they ran back over to the others and were shocked to see Lumpy Finn and Lumpy Darcy making out with each other as a giggling Blake was messing around with her phone, and the Boys shared an odd look before Jake went over to place the sphere down below the kissing Lovebirds, who noticed it and thought that it was a chair as they went over to sit down on the white sphere, causing their bodies to start morphing and the Duo transformed back into their Original Forms...but neither of them seemed to notice this as Darcy, who was sitting on Finn's lap, wrapped her arms around the Human Boy's shoulders and continued passionately kissing him as Finn wrapped his arms around her waist.
"Uh, guys? You're back to normal." An amused Jake says as Jiren nods with a chuckle.
"Yeah, you can stop kissing now," Jiren says, snapping the Duo out of their love daze and realizing what they were doing as Finn and Darcy blushed heavily as they separated from each other with a trail of saliva between their lips as magic pink sparkles appeared over the Human Boy's mouth and his teeth started either repairing or growing new ones as his mouth was healed up.
"Oh, wow, you healed my teeth. Thanks, Darce." A still embarrassed Finn says gratefully as a shy and blushing Darcy nods.
"T-Thank you...that's why I did that...yeah...so, I always wanted to know, but what was wrong with your teeth, dude? Don't they have Dentists in Ooo?" Darcy asked curiously as Finn shrugged.
"Oh, there are Dentists in Ooo, but anyway, the reason why my teeth were broken and such it's because I like to bite into rocks and trees sometimes."
"...Why the fuck do I have a crush on this crazy person?" Darcy thought to herself incredulously with a bemused look on her face as she got up from his lap, and Finn couldn't help but lick his lips a bit, finding Darcy's Healing Saliva a bit delicious and addictive as he felt his stomach rumble nervously and felt weird feelings storming on his mind, but decided to ignore it for now as Lumpy Space Princess floated over to them with an apologetic look on her face.
"Hey, Guys, I want to say that I'm sorry for acting like a bitch throughout the whole mission and for leaving you guys stranded like that on Makeout Point. You know that I was planning to drive back to you guys, right?"
"Yeah, we know, LSP, and thanks for the apology," Jiren says with a small smile as LSP smiles back and nods.
"Cool, thanks, anyway, do you guys want to dance with me?"
"Awesomesauce, whaddaya say, Jake?" Finn asked Jake, who scoffed as he rolled his eyes and crossed his arms.
"That sounds totally lame," Jake says while speaking like LSP again as everyone gasped worriedly. "...Nah, I'm just kidding! Let's dance!" Jake shouted with everyone cheering and began dancing as, while Jiren went over to get some drinks, a curious Darcy walked over to Breakfast Princess.
"What are you doing there, Blake?"
"Oh, I just posted the video of you and Finn making out, both in your Lumpy Space Forms and your Original Forms," Blake says with a sly grin on her face while holding up her phone as Darcy was shocked to see a video of her and Finn making out posted on Oootagram, and it went viral as there were a bunch of comments of people congratulating the Young Couple and Darcy felt a little mortified to see a post with her Cousins and Guardian Virtual Nametages on it as Vlad and Amethyst praising her and Finn for finally getting together, Sapphire saying that she knew that their first kiss was going to happen today and a mischievous Marcy telling her that if she ever needs any tips on how to amaze her new boyfriend then come to her as a blushing Darcy covered her face with a moan.
~[Post Credit Scene]~
"Hmmm mmm mmm mmm mmm mmmm." Darcy hummed to herself joyfully as we see her coming out of the bathroom in the Treehouse while wearing her Pajamas, which consisted of a sleeveless white tank top with dark pink shorts and no shoes as she walked over to a door placed in the Living Room as Darcy opened it and walked out of the room as she walked through a narrow wooden bridge and appear on the Single Left Large Canopy of the Treehouse as the Human/Gem Hybrid yawned loudly while scratching her ass as she remembered earlier on when the Group had returned from LSP's Promcoming Dance, and they spotted an angry Princess Bubblegum cleaning the dirt off her body as her Mallow Tea Ceremony was ruined by an attack of the 'Mega Mutes' or whatever she said, but Darcy and the others was too tired to listen to her as they walked away, figuring that it wasn't anything important at the moment.
"Well, time to go to bed." Darcy says while walking over to open the door to her room as she is shocked to see Onion sitting on her bed and reading what seems to be her journal as he is wearing one of her panties on his head. "What the hell?! Onion!?" A stunned Darcy asked as Onion glanced up at her slowly...before immediately jumping out of her bed as he ran over to the large hole placed in the center of the canopy and jumped onto the bucket as Onion quickly used it to lower himself down into the ground. " ONIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOONNNNN! I'M GOING TO TELL YOUR MOTHER ON YOU, MISTER!" A pissed-off and blushing Darcy exclaimed while running over to glare down at the hole in her room as she was about to pull out her phone from her Gem to call up Vidalia...only to come to a horrifying realizing that Vidalia is currently dead, which means that there is truly no one around who are able to control Onion anymore as Darcy whimpered and went over to crash down on her bed as she began crying comically again.
And done! I hope that you guys enjoyed the new chapter, and I can't wait to write the next one.
That's about it. Anyway, as always, I will catch you all later.
