Present
Damian:so she kicked you so hard you broke a wall?
Damian said with his eyes wide, surprised that a civilian could do such a thing. Marinette rolled her eyes and playfully slapped Jason's arm*
Marinette:of course not my mother not that strong
Tim: thought as much...
Marinette:she kicked him sending him flying breaking the glass window and Jason fell from the second story
Batfamily:...
Jason:told you that woman is terrifying i still sometimes flinch when she comes near me and she knows that
Marinette:oh please you know she's just teasing she and papa love you
Jason: doesn't make her any less scary, hell i love you and I'm terrified when you get mad
Marinette:good
Marinette said in a chippered tone that just made Selina want to adopt her more*
Damian:I'm curious does she do any type of martial arts?
Marinette:yeah but that was decades ago before she met my father she had this ex that taught her a lot she still knows a few moves even if she's a little rusty, but now? She just does yoga
Bruce:do you know the name of this martial arts? Like we're talking krav maga, karate, maybe Jiu-Jitsu?
Marinette:uh i think she said it was call white lotus kung Fu
Before anyone can react the phone rang from Marinette's and Jason bedroom*
Phone jingle:go, shawty It's your birthday We gon' party like it's yo birthday We gon' sip Bacardi like it's your birthday And you know we don't give a go, shawty It's your birthday We gon' party like it's yo birthday We gon' sip Bacardi like it's your birthday And you know we don't give a
Marinette:that's where I left my phone I'll be right back
Tim:hold on you don't allowed cursing in this house but your jingle is a song with cursing in them?
Marinette:i don't allow cursing in front of my kids apart from that go nuts also i cut it before he said that word
Marinette got up and walked away, once she was far enough Jason looked at his family who were already out of civilian mode*
Jason:alright i called her you got 30 seconds, 2 minutes if she gets distracted which she probably will go
Bruce:did she just say white lotus kung Fu? As in the same martial arts Talia uses?
Jason:yes. And before you start no she's not a part of the league, the old boyfriend maybe but not her
Damian;...is it bad that i want to see my mother and her mother fight?
Alfred:not at all master Damian it's fantastic since your acting like a kid and not a trained vigilante
Jason smirked at the indirect jab Alfred gave to Bruce and shrugged*
Jason:that's Paris for you I'm a completely different person when i come here. But anyway Talia would win since like pixie said sabine is extremely rusty thank God too or else i would be dead also never insult her cookies since...
Marinette:Jason why did you call me?
Marinette said walking back and sitting next to him with her phone in hand, Jason looked at the phone with a raised eyebrow instantly everyone else went back to civilian*
Jason;i did? My bad must've been a butt call
Jason said taking the phone out of his back pocket and lazily throwing it to the table*
Jason:there that should solve that
Marinette:i keep telling you to stop putting your phone there this isn't the first time this has happened
Selina:your talking to a wall honey, he may be a Todd but he's also a Wayne and Wayne men are as stubborn as a mule isn't that right Mr. Took you 10 freaking years to ask me to marry him
Selina said with an annoyed smile at Bruce who was chuckling awkwardly*
Marinette:now i see why your ring cost to much
Selina huffed puffing her chest with a proud smile*
Selina:of course, if Jason ever gives you any trouble give me a call
Jason hugged Marinette's shoulder and held her tight giving a fake angry glare at Selina*
Jason:you stay away from her you'll corrupt her to no end
Selina just smiled innocently not even denying it. Barbara coughed to get everyone's attention*
Barbara:so after the trip to the hospital
Marinette:right thank you so after the hospital we kept the routine going...
Past
Days later
Jason was being a mannequin as Marinette did one of her suits when the door was just opened. Instantly Jason went in to security mode*
Jason:stay here I'll see who it is
Marinette:it's chloe now don't you dare move, if this rips I'll end you
Marinette said completely serious without even taking her eyes off the the suit, the door opened and chloe walked in on her phone walked right passed them and sat down on a chair*
Marinette:3..2..1...
Chloe:it's ridiculous utterly ridiculous!
Marinette:what happened
Chloe:what happened? What happened?! I'll tell you what happened! I...who's the eye candy? Did you finally get an assistant?
Marinette; it's... complicated but yeah kinda
Jason:uh hi
Chloe;shhh eye candy doesn't talk
Jason:...now I'm so glad i went with Marinette that night and not you
Chloe;what? What are you talking?
Jason: sorry ma'am but eye candy don't talk
Jason said with a smug smile making Chloe huff annoyed. Marinette rolled her eyes and kept working*
Marinette: remember like a month almost 2 months ago you and Kagami took me out to a bar and some kind went to hit on you?
Chloe: yeah you ended up sleeping with...the...
Chloe eyes widen and she looked between Jason and Marinette, Jason was chuckling but flinched when he felt the needle stabbing him*
Marinette:i told you to keep still, if blood comes out you'll be cleaning this by hand
Jason:sorry sorry
Chloe:uh, so why is the one night stand here helping you with this suit?
Marinette:. . . Kagami isn't with you right?
Chloe:no she had to get her blades sharpened to kill somebody named Jason since she's gonna stick it high up where the sun don't shine for defiling the goddess pixie
Present
Marinette;oh ha ha
Jason:did she or did she not come at me with her sword when she found out?
Marinette:she's protective
Jason:she's insane it's what she is
Kori:my and that's coming from you that's saying something
Marinette:ha
Back to the past
Chloe: she's in practice got a tournament in a couple of weeks you know how she gets. She sends her best wishes so spill i smell drama
Marinette:. . .ok i need you to promise me you won't get mad, I'm serious I'm almost done with this suit i don't need you to ruin it
Chloe:fine fine i promise what is it? Did he give you something down there?
Marinette:uh well... You know how they saw 1 out of 100 woman can get pregnant even with birth control?
Chloe:...
Marinette:Chloe?
Chloe:...how long until you finish that suit?
Marinette;like two hours why?
Chloe:because as soon as he takes that off I'm gonna chop IT off
Chloe said smiling a dangerous smile that Jason only seen in people like Harley queen*
Marinette:you will do nothing of the sort I'm not raising this kid alone
Jason:gee thanks nice to know you care so much
Jason said in a dry tone, Chloe looked at him up and down with disgust in her eyes*
Chloe:well as much as i don't like this I'm just glad that you told me first
Marinette:...
Chloe:...
Marinette:...
Chloe:who the fork knew before me?!
Marinette:Luka
Chloe:Luka?! I'm you best friend and you told that pretty boy before me?! The hell Dupain-Cheng!?
Marinette:i didn't tell him, the doctor did. He was there when i was puking and took me to the hospital
Jason:if it helps you are the first friend she told even if i met that girl before you what was her name? Jules something
Chloe: really now?
Chloe said with a smug aura around her as an evil smile crazed her lips*
Chloe:oh i can't wait to tell her this. This will prove that I'm the best friend without a doubt
Marinette:you ain't telling her sugar honey ice tea until i tell everyone
Chloe:fine but i want to be there when you do, i have to go i just came here to drop off that dress you let me borrow and to complain but nothing i could say now is gonna compare to this Chao
Chloe left and Marinette sighed putting her tools away*
Jason:i thought you said you needed two more hours
Marinette:i do. But i know Chloe she's not gonna be able to keep this from her girlfriend. So take it off I'll finish this tomorrow
Jason was deeply confused but relented he took the suit off and put on regular clothes*
1 hour and 30 minutes later
The door was kicked opened breaking the locking mechanism and in stomped in a furious Kagami*
Kagami:where is the filth?
Kagami said in a tone so cold that it would even make Mr. Freeze shiver. Kagami locked eyes with Jason and pointed her sabre blade at him*
Kagami:my name is Kagami Tsurugi you defiled my friend prepare to die!
Jason not having any weapons he could use and not wanting to harm one of Marinette's friends did the only logical things, he jumped out the window with Kagami following right behind him*
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