Present

Selina;you told him you love him? After one month? You got some guts it took my lovely husband over her 8 years to tell me that

Bruce rolled her eyes muttering something that they couldn't hear*

Marinette:i mean yeah? He's my husband, the father of our children. Not to mention we've spend almost a month together living together, i quickly fell for all of Jason's qualities

Tim:he has good qualities?

Jason:more then you, you coffee adicticted gremlin

Marinette: I'll have you know jason is funny, dependable, strong, a fantastic cook and I'm not joking he's one a few local cooking contests in the last 5 years

Alfred:really?

Marinette:oh yes wait here I'll go get the book

Marinette left walking fast, and walking past the children/Damian playing with Barry and Oliver. Jason puffed his chest out in pride as a smug smile fell on his face*

Jason;told you i know how to cook Al i should be allowed in the kitchen again and not these other miscreants

Damian:this coming from the man that got blood on Alfred's good rags

Jason:i was a dumb teenager like you and Tim what do you expect from me?

Alfred:enough, Jason if what your wife saying is true i would love to have some food of yours some day

Marinette:oh you'll love it! He makes the best Pot-au-Feu by miles

Marinette said smiling as she gave the book to Alfred, he opened it with the rest of the batfamily going around him to see them , multiple photos and first place ribbons were there all for Jason and his cooking. A small smile grew on poor old Alfred's face glad that at least one person in the family could live such a normal life*

Alfred:this...is marvelous but i do believe we should continue the story. Last we were you talked about when Jason was back in Gotham

Jason:ah right well after she said i love you i went to sleep and woke up still in a daze i was just out of it...

Flashback

Jason was at the breakfast table, no homemade breads, jams,or butter no. All he had to eat as old cereal and milk that was 2 days from going bad, his roommates were looking at him weirdly as Jason had a face that wasn't all there*

Artemis:alright what happened

Jason: love you ...

The room got tense as Artemis broke her glass*

Artemis:. . The duck did you just say to me?

Jason:she said i love you ...

Artemis calmed down and looked at him weird, Roy rolled his eyes*

Roy:he didn't tell you he loves you, you dumb beach, he's acting all pathetic like that over the fact this girl said i love you to him

Artemis:the hell did you just call me?

Roy:did i stutter?

Artemis jumped the table as she and Roy started punching each other while friends they were like cats and dogs with Jason normally being the peacemaker. Only this time he was a little busy in his own little world*

Jason:she said i love you...

Jason got up and walked away, by the time he got his mind in order he somehow made it to the home of his family, he walked inside and it was pitch dark*

Jason:hello?

Jason asked the only answer he received was smoke starting to come out of the living room, as the security guard that he is he walked only to pale what he saw there almost made him sick to his stomach, it was the most hideous thing he could ever imagine, even telling it it's hard for present Jason. In front of his eyes as dick Grayson...with over the top mascara a feather scarf and a mic in hand*

Present

Dick paled as he remembered this day. He glared at Jason who was smiling ear to ear*

Dick:don't you dare...

Jason:and what are you gonna do if I do dare?

Bruce:why were you wearing all that?

Jason: apparently our little golden child over here just loves to sing karaoke till he drops

Kori groaned embarrassed since she knew of this secret dick held and she wanted to take it to her grave since dick can be so extra when he sings*

Kori; please tell me he didn't have the pink one...

Jason:with the glasses, and the dancing

Kori;oh God not the dancing anything but the dancing

Dick:hey i danced perfectly at our wedding!

Kori:until you got drunk and started singing Abba disco girl

Marinette:now now. Let's all calm down

Dick sighed and slouched on the couch thankful that Marinette would not let Jason humiliate him like that. Sadly for dick he didn't see the evil smile growing on Marinette's face*

Marinette:now love please continue in excruciating detail

Dick looked at the couple in horror as they both looked back at him with a smile so retching that it would make joker jealous*

Jason:well why tell you when I can show you!

Dick:you said you deleted that!

Jason ignored him and connected his phone to the TV. Sure enough there was dick in a ridiculous outfit signing his favorite band ABBA*

Tim;Abba again?

Dick;shut it they're an amazing band!

Flashback

Dick:Half-past twelve And I'm watching the late show in my flat all alone How I hate to spend the evening on my own Autumn winds Blowing outside the window as I look around the room And it makes me so depressed to see the gloom

Dick:There's not a soul out there

No one to hear my prayer

dick started stomping his foot on the ground while spinning, dick covered his face In his hands as he remembered something specific of this particular show*

Dick:Gimme, gimme, gimme a tamaranean after midnight Won't somebody help me chase the shadows away?

Dick groaned as Kori looked embarrassed since now dick was holding a framed picture of Kori that he was now kissing*

Gimme, gimme, gimme a tamaranean after midnight Take me through the darkness to the break of the day

Selina:i just feel sorry for you right now

Selina said as she took a few shaky breath trying not to laugh*

Dick:Movie stars Find the end of the rainbow with a fortune to win It's so different from the world I'm living in

Tired of TV

Dick stepped it up and started doing acrobatics moves as he sang*

Dick:I open the window and I gaze into the night

But there's nothing there to see, no one in sight There's not a soul out there

No one to hear my prayer

Dick hid from Alfred's glared as video dick ran up the walls and in to the chandelier swinging from it*

Dick:Gimme, gimme, gimme a tamaranean after midnight Won't somebody help me chase the shadows away? Gimme, gimme, gimme a tamaranean after midnight

Take me through the darkness to the break of the day Gimme, gimme, gimme a tamaranean after midnight Gimme, gimme, gimme a tamaranean after midnight

Dick jumped and landed perfectly on a chair, he angled down making the antic and very expensive chair fall on the ground gaining scuff marks*

Tim;i told you that wasn't me!!

Jason hit paused on the video and looked at the entertaining sight of a angry Tim pointing the accusing finger to dick*

Alfred:i apologize for the accusations of years past master Timothy, as for you...

Alfred glared at dick who was scared for his life*

Alfred:i expect you to pay Timothy back for having for all the money he had to get for the new chair

Dick;y..yes! Of course!

Jason:God I love it when he gets in trouble

Jason hit play again and the family got to see the big finally*

Dick: There's not a soul out there

No one to hear my prayer

Gimme, gimme, gimme a tamaranean after midnight Won't somebody help me chase the shadows away?

Dick jumped on top the piano, a piano Alfred spend so long making sure it's perfect*

Dick:Gimme, gimme, gimme a tamaranean after midnight Take me through the darkness to the break of the day Gimme, gimme, gimme a tamaranean after midnight Won't somebody help me chase the shadows away?

Dick jumped off and slides across the room he turned his head and paled at Jason with his phone in his hand filming, the video got blurry as Jason couldn't hold it right with all the laughing, the sound of crashing was heard*

ABBA:Gimme, gimme, gimme a man after midnight Take me through the darkness to the break of the day

All eyes were on dick who wanted the earth to eat him alive*

Dick;Jason I'm gonna kill you

Jason;you can try but we both know I'm hard to kill

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