'You? Being a poet here on Palette Prime? Get real. After Woodrow's disasterous poetry that amost destroyed this planet and cursed us all with bad luck, no one wants to hear any more poetry. We have a Poetry Disaster Relief for a reason, you know.' The farmer said.
Never the less, Rabbid Luigi was still determined o become a great poet.
After reading up on poetry from Rabbid Rosalina's book collection, he tried out some poetry based off on food, happiness, and getting rid of Stooges.
Thankfully enough, his poetry didn't summon any aliens, or curse the whole planet with bad luck. Unfortunately, his poem about bwahaaing in the wind ended up causing a big wind storm that blew the heads off of the scarecrows and caused 95% of the crops to blow away.
After that, he was forbidden from ever writing another poem.
'Tried to warn you.' The farmer said.