"So what should I do sensei!?" I ask my wise mentor.
"Give up, for your own good." Very wise, but unacceptable.
"I will never give up! Not as long as my friends are with me!" I tell her of my secret shounen hero qualities.
"Okay... So give up." She tears through my secret shounen hero qualities.
Ah... Still acting as cold as ever... Damn it where's my progress in Rem's route!
"Betty agrees with the maid, since Betty's Subaru has no friends I suppose, he only has enemies or lovers in fact." So you're telling me the harem protagonist path is the only one forward?!
Good, I like that one.
Ah, still Beako can't you take my side on this one? Can't you delude yourself into thinking of me as a man who wishes to protect his friends and become Hokage?!
"I dream of being the pirate king."
My sensei shushes me. "Back to studying Subaru-Kun, also I don't even know what a pirate is..." Right, no oceans...
I go back to doing so, copying the symbols of one paper to another.
Also I'm studying with Rem and Beako if that isn't obvious, but I'm having trouble concentrating because...
"Ah! Damn it Frederica!" My career's greatest failure! I should take my very own life in shame!
Beako hits the top of my head. "Forget the blonde maid for a moment I suppose." Right, right sorry.
Rem however gets into a thinking pose. "So... If we solve this problem you will go back to concentrating?" So sensei does care about my education!
Thank you Rem! You're already better than half of the senseis in manga!
That's kinda sad.
I give her a mock salute. "Yep, help me solve this and I'm back to my usual studying! No! I will do it even better!" I'll do my best so help me sensei.
She nods with a serious look. "Okay, explain to me what happened."
"Hey didn't I explain it already?!" Don't tell me my secret time looping powers evolved without my knowledge!
She nods. "Yes, but I assumed it was perverted so I didn't pay attention." Now that's a shounen sensei! Good work Rem.
"Sensei?! Actually you're correct." Sorry!
Before Rem can respond Beako sighs. "And as always we hit the wall called 'Subaru's Perversion' I suppose." Indeed, and it was far bigger then anything they could make in Attack On Titan.
I pat Beako in the head. "It's fine, because sensei is perverted." She isn't!
Rem blushes. "I'm not!" An expected denial! "But this sensei did say she would help." An unexpected result!
Beako and I both look shocked. "Sensei... Are you okay?" She didn't hit her head while I wasn't paying attention did she?
Rem sighs. "I'm fine, just this time I'll lend you a ear." Yes! I'm actually making progress on the Rem route!
"Thank you sensei!"
She hesitantly nods. "You better feel thankful... Now tell me what's the problem."
I nod. "Okay, so you know Frederica and I are totally destined lovers right?" Fun fact: Every single woman in this world is my destined lover.
Hey, I don't make the rules... Actually I do!
Rem sighs. "Yes, you two seem to get along..." Jealousy, I hear jealousy in your voice!
"Yeah, but I pushed things to far... And now she's avoiding me." Actually Frederica was also testing her limits.
Rem nods. "As expected... Well, this must be a recent development right? My big sister hasn't found out yet at least... Or I would know... And so would every person in the world." Yep, Ram would definitely spread the tale of my failure far and wide.
I nod. "Yeah, it happened just the other day..." If it wasn't for my cute loli girlfriend I would have surely perished from blue balls.
"So I guess you tried forcing her into bed or something?" How low do you think of me?!
My guardian angel defends me. "It was actually that foolish woman that started I suppose! She asked for Betty's Subaru to wait for her alone in his room at night in fact!"
Ram covers her mouth with her hands in shock. "How bold!" I know right?!
I nod. "Yeah, but as soon as I went for a kiss she ran!" Leaving my heart (and balls) alone!
"I see, your sensei understands... But please give me more details... I don't understand why she would run." So you don't understand at all!
Beako interjects. "She ran because her brain overpowered her fetish for once I suppose."
Rem looks confused so I elaborate. "Frederica is into stealing other people's lovers, but she felt bad at the end because of Beako so she ran."
Before Rem can respond I put my hand and stop her. "Actually her fetish can be more accurately described as 'trashy romance novel', it just happen those have lots of cheating."
"So... Frederica is as bad as you..." Rem mutters in total despair. "I used to respect her so much..." Sorry sensei, but you have to accept reality sometimes, no matter how painful.
I give her a pat in the back. "It's going to be okay Rem." And then I have an idea. "It's only natural a pervert like you would admire another."
She steps back blushing. "I'm not a pervert!" Give it some time!
"Yeah, yeah... Anyways about Frederica?!"
Rem shakes her head. "Ugh, why are you even playing this cheating angle anyways? I thought Beatrice-Sama was willing to share..."
Beako scowls. "Betty is willing I suppose, but Betty's contractor's fetishes often overpower his brain, the reverse of the maid I suppose." Sorry, but no point seducing her in a boring way.
I'm here to play god, not to be bored and follow a good boy script with everyone.
Rem nods. "I see, so this cheating thing has to go on?" I nod enthusiastically, Beako hits my head again.
She shakes her head. "Not exactly I suppose, but we are trying to play the facade of Betty's Subaru being a knight in shining armor I suppose."
"I see, so that's why my student was acting like a normal person for once... Well, at least close to a normal person..." Teacher verbal abuse! Help!
Beako nods. "Indeed, Betty Subaru's is currently acting as Frederica's ideal romance novel protagonist I suppose." Yep, I just got into Julius mode, easy really.
Rem shakes her head. "If you can act normal why don't you do it more?"
I laugh. "Why act at all? I'm doing fine right?" So far I didn't really have any big challenges.
Besides Elsa that is, but outside of that, things were going smoothly, everything in my path was the fun kind of challenge.
Frederica rejecting me, Mili not knowing how to feel love, Ram's Ramness... All fun, if I actually acted like a normal person it would be like playing a game on easy.
I'm a Devil May Cry fan, I'm aiming for that SSS-ranking, no way am I settling for being a generic milquetoast harem protagonist.
Rem looks to the side. "Fine, I admit that even with your personality you are somehow tolerable." Thank you cheats! "But why are you acting with Frederica then?"
"Because it's fun, I like playing knight." Maybe one day I would enter a world and play the hero angle completely straight.
Until it was time for conquest of course, then it was Omni-Man time.
Rem shakes her head. "So this relationship will be build in deceit and lust?" I nod smiling. "I... Well, both of you are adults, so it's fine." I'm seventeen actually (but not really)! So Frederica is the one taking advantage of me!
"Yeah, though even if we are adults that relationship sounds messed up." For real? Who the hell wants something like that?
"Then why are you still lying to her!?" Oh right, it's me.
I shrug. "Come on... Help me sensei."
She sighs. "I will, I'm just trying to wrap my brain around the situation... Honestly your love life is going to turn into a nightmare..."
I give my sense a cocky grin. "Wanna join?"
"N-no." I heard the stutter!
"Okay, but there's always a spot open for you sensei." One day we shall put Rigel in this world!
Her face is a mix of embarrassment and shock. "Y-you... We are literally talking about how you can seduce Frederica... And you're hitting on me at the same time?!" Sorry sensei, but I know no limits.
I nod. "It's okay, because sensei is a pervert"
"And so what? I-I mean I'm not a pervert! But even if I was... What woman would be okay with sharing her boyfriend?!" You! You are literally fine with it in canon!
Still I do nod my head and smile. "A perverted one, like you."
"I... I'm not a pervert! Besides what if I got multiple boyfriends, what then?!" No! Don't leave me for my fat and ugly suspicious boss! Oh wait I don't have one of those.
"Murder! I would super kill those bastards!" I say the truth.
She nods. "Killing might be a bit much... But you see my point, right my cute little student?" Thank you for the cute part!
But there's a difference. "Nope, there's a big difference sensei." The difference being that I'm not just your average player.
I'm your average eldritch demon.
She raises an eyebrow. "The difference being?"
"You only show your perverted side when you're with me." She hadn't of course, because she wasn't a pervert in the first place.
Rem's face has turned completely red. "I-I That's not-"
I Interrupt her. "You only feel that way around me, right? I can tell." That was because of my [Alluring Whisper, hopefully I could Pavlov her into being perverted around me only.
Rem instinctually nods, and then stops herself. "That's absurd! When have I ever acted perverted around you!?" Never!
"All the time, you're the one who keeps showing me her cleavage." She hadn't, but I kept looking at it anyways.
Rem's face looks unbelievable cute with the contrast between her blue hair and her red face.
And right now her face is set to the disbelief setting. "I-I definitely haven't!" She stops and looks at Beako for support. "Right Beatrice-Sama?!"
Beako catches on quickly. "You have been flaunting your cleavage to him I suppose." Thank you Beako! Let's gaslight her together!
Rem denies it immediately. "No I haven't!... I think... Besides give me some actual concrete proof I'm a pervert!" Easy enough.
"Sensei, this entire conversation started because you wanted to help me seduce your co-worker." It surprised even me! Thank you for caring about my education more than public school ever did!
Rem's eyes widen. "I..."
An awkward silence settles in, Rem shily looking at the ground.
Beako breaks that silence. "Perverted to the very core I suppose." You will be correct one day Beako.
My teacher finally speaks up. "I... What do you think of me Subaru-Kun?"
I smile. "I think you're amazing, it's clear you have some inferiority complex with Ram, but-"
She stops me, now scowling. "I don't! Dear sister and I aren't even comparable!"
"I agree, that's why I wish sensei could realize how amazing she is, that she can both be herself and still love her sister." Gotta end this weird complex Rem has.
"You're wrong Subaru-Kun... I owe everything to my sister... Everything, I can't be Rem." Eh... The witch's cult existence is not the fault of my cute sensei.
"Sensei, what do you want to be?"
She stops to thinks. "I want to be my sisters horn... For oni like us, our horn is everything and I made her lose hers." She's crying. "And she was amazing too... I was so jealous and because of that she can never reach the heights she should!"
Rem keeps ranting. "The truth was that my birth was a mistake, even just by existing I stole her horn and then when her last one was stolen... I was so happy... So happy that I wanted to throw up!"
"I just wanted to be a bit special! To have a shred of her talent! So when those monsters came and took hers... The only thing I could think of was that it was about time someone put her in her place... I'm disgusting... I can't be that monster called Rem, I'm sorry, but I have to keep being my sister's horn."
Both Beako and I are shocked into silence.
I get up and hug her. "I'm sorry you feel that way Rem." What else can I say?
She's starts crying on my shoulder. "I can't be Rem... I can't be free, I don't want to, sorry but I can't be your perverted teacher."
"You think Ram is that weak?" Sorry Rem, I will try my best to be your hero.
"Huh?" Her shocked voice comes out.
"Ram doesn't need your help, because she's amazing, she's my Goddess Ram you know." Before Rem can rage again I keep speaking. "And more importantly... Rem is her match."
She pushes me back. "Shut up!" Beako begins opening her mouth with a retort, but I stop her.
This time I better let [Subaru Natsuki] take the wheel. "I won't shut up! I won't let my teacher refuse to teach! I definitely won't give up on you Rem!"
"Why?! You only known me for a few fucking days!" Her voice is ridden with rage.
"Because after all my perversion you still tried teaching me, I won't let Rem be a pervert alone, so let's be perverts together!" A bit different to the laughing demon speech, but it's what I got.
"I... Can I really?" Her rage left her body now, she's sobbing.
"It's not that you can't or can! Is that I'm dragging you with me anyways! Let's be a perverted student and teacher duo!" Sorry Rem, but there's no escaping my harem!
"I... But what about Ram?! I haven't paid her back..." As if Ram wants anything...
"Like I said, Ram isn't weak! Don't get too cocky against your rival!" Hopefully I'm not going too far.
"R-rival?"
I grin "Rivals for my heart of course"
And she starts laughing. "T-that's so dumb Subaru-Kun!" Oi, don't laugh that hard...
But it's fine. "That's right Rem, you and Ram already got through the worst parts, now it's fine to laugh like a madman, laugh until you can't laugh anymore!"
She does for a while and then stops. "Subaru-Kun... You... Thank you!"
I give her a thumbs up. "No need! This perverted student always helps his perverted teacher!"
She blushes. "I... Need to think about something!" And then leaves running.
Not again... "What's up that! Did someone spray me with a maid repellent or something!?" This is the second time a maid runs from me!
Beako sighs. "If someone did it was probably yourself I suppose, give the maid some time in fact." Yeah, I can only hope I got through her.
Can't have our perverted duo lose its second hottest member after all!
Beako and I get back to studying... I do want to go after Rem of course, but I also understand that sometimes people just need a little bit of time for themselves.
Still I hope I was successful in getting her into arc three mode, a depressed sensei is a depressed Subaru.
Beako suddenly stops with her explanation. "Betty's leaving I suppose."
"Huh? Why?" I could definitely go through more material.
Beako smiles. "Betty won't be a third wheel in this moment... She's coming I suppose." And then she leaves the room and closes the door on the way out.
She's coming? Who? Could it be...
The door opens, it's sensei!
"You're back already!?" What did she want even more speeches?! [Subaru Natsuki] was out of ideas!
"I'm here to test something!" My teacher shouts, she then rushes at me.
There's no killing intent, but I still panic.
She throws herself at me... And kisses me.
It's a forceful and desperate kiss, she's pushing her weight against me with a lot of strength.
Our lips disconnect, leaving a saliva trail, this is quite the perverted kiss. "I do like it..." My sensei whispers in amazement.
"Huh?!" What's with the sudden Rem attack!?
My teacher then shouts. "I'm a pervert!" Eh!? "I'm Subaru-Kun's pervert!" She then points at me. "I accept your offer Subaru-Kun, let's be a perverted duo!"
I can only nod. "Yeah." She smiles.
And then blushes and leaves running again...
For real!?
How weird is the heart of a maid!?
The heart of a maid is actually incomprehensible.
"Subaru-Kun, I'm trying to appreciate your face, please stay still." I never thought I would hear those words...
"Subarubaru, I'm trying to kill you, please stay still." I Always knew I would hear those words...
It's the day after my big talk with Rem, and I was taking a nap.
You see I went to do my usual routine of having Puck try to kill me, this time I tried my best to get close to him using the sword god style and after making some progress I got tired and went to take a nap.
Beako left me alone in this cruel dark world and went to play with Bubby while I slept.
And after my amazing dream where I was Sponge Bob running from a giant shark I woke up to Rem's face.
"Sensei, you are free to appreciate my face, but I would like some context." This feels like a dream, and so I have to confirm it's real.
I'm tired of running from that damned shark! I already threw Patrick at him so I could buy myself a few seconds!
I'm a cruel Sponge Bob.
Rem nods. "The context was that dear sister and I were cleaning this area, but then I saw this adorably cute person and had to observe him closer." Understandable, I would have done the same.
I nod. "I see, very well my perverted teacher you have my permission to observe me."
She smiles. "Good, though I would still have done so without your permission." Hey! Who's the multiversal creep here?!
Never give Rem the waifu catalog.
Ram in the background however sounds disgusted. "Subarubaru, may I ask what did you do to my sister?" Pavlov'd her into walking the same path as me.
Before I can respond my teacher defends me. "It's fine dear sister, after days of sexual harassment I realized I wanted to sexually harass Subaru-Kun too." I'm so proud!
Ram nods. "I see... Okay then let's kill him Rem."
I interject. "Don't I get a say in this?" I don't want to see Satella...
Ram smiles. "Of course, I shall let you choose your executioner, pick between dying to me or Rem." Can I choose to pick both?
Rem raises a hand. "Pick me Subaru-Kun, since I won't kill you at all."
I nod. "Okay, Rem it is."
Rem cheers. "Yes! Yet again I surpass my love rival." Yeah, you're definitely in the lead, though I'm surprised with how you're acting.
I guess I cemented myself in the same position Subaru did after the dogs, but instead of using courage and bravery to reach her heart I used perversion.
In the end Rem is a person who either loves you 0% or 100%, there's no ground between.
I have to thank Rem's multitude of childhood trauma's, they really make waifuing her easy!
That's kind of fucked, actually at least I'm evil, but the fact that this happened in canon is really fucked up.
Ram gives Rem a strange look. "A love rival?" Don't worry Goddess Ram, it's just a result of my gaslighting.
Rem smiles. "Love rivals for Subaru-Kun's heart of course." Fight over me! Mortal Kombat! Only the hottest twin shall live!
Ram is wide eyed. "Rem... Did you hit your head?" Please don't deny the love rival allegations so strongly...
Rem shakes her head. "No, I simply..." She turns around and looks at me. "Fell in love for the first time, it's a wonderful feeling... I love you Subaru-Kun." That's...!
I feel my phone shaking as usual.
I underestimated you Rem! also sorry for the mindrape just now.
Ram is shocked in silence... Actually so am I.
Rem shily looks to the ground. "So... Is there still a spot open for your sensei?"
I grin and nod my head. "Yep, I was keeping it free for you." I caught a Rem (somehow)!
I really do feel like Ash Ketchum right now, specifically in one of those moments where he just gets a badge for free.
Rem giggles. "I see... Then I'm taking that spot Subaru-Kun."
Her sister however, looks like she has succumbed to despair. "Subarubaru... Is actually making progress... This world is doomed." Yep, you got that right.
I try getting up from where I was napping, but then Rem holds me down. "Sensei? Don't tell me you need me to stay still for you to observe me."
She nods. "No, that's exactly what I'm asking, though I also need another thing."
"Ok-" Before I can finish Rem starts kissing me, it's as forceful as the last one, her tongue invading my mouth with as much force as she can.
"This cannot be happening." I hear Ram muttering in the background, sorry Goddess Ram, but that's just my (un)natural rizz.
Rem stops kissing me, but then one of her hands slide down and starts feeling my crotch.
"Rem!" I hear Ram screaming in the background, poor girl, this must he traumatic for her.
I obviously get a boner, kind of hard not to when there's a girl massaging that area. "Sensei, you're the best that's all." Finally an adult woman! Finally the loli empire is threatened!
Rem nods. "I know... Okay let's leave this place, it's time you paid me back for teasing me all the time." What have I unleashed upon this world?
Rem picks me up in a bridal carry and then looks at Ram. "Sorry dear sister, I'll do my share of the work later, first I must ravish my student." And before Ram can responde she takes off with me in her arms.
Yes sensei! Ravish me to your hearts content!
Rem carries me around the mansion until we finally arrive at a certain door... She kicks it open.
"Wow, aggressive." I'm not paying for that door!
She nods. "Yes, I'm sorry Subaru-Kun, but it's your fault... So right now, I'll break you." Is this a oni thing?!
Did Slothbaru go through this?! Lucky bastard! Lucky me!
Rem drops me in the bed and closes the door.
She looks at me up and down. "Okay Subaru-Kun, you have been needing correction for a while, it's time your sensei teaches you your place." Why... Why... Am I the mesugaki?!
Rem gets on top of the bed, I can't help but notice she's still wearing clothes. "Rem aren't you gonna undress?"
She starts pulling my pants down while shaking her head in denial. "No, my outfit is too complicated, it would take too long to take it off, I'll just pull my panties to the side." Hot, a classic hentai situation.
Rem finally gets my lower half completely naked, she puts her face close to my cock and as soon as the smell hits her she gets a hazy look in her eyes. "Your smell~ It's so exciting..." She start playing with my cock using her hands.
This is the best, my cock starts trembling and hardening, Rem is handling with care, but with enough speed to pleasure me.
"That's it Rem..." I keep feeling the pleasurable sensations her hands are giving to my cock.
And then she stops. "Eh?" Did she decide she to stop?
"It's already hard enough." Rem now gets on top of me and pulls her panties to the side like she said, she lines her entrance with my cock.
"R-Rem? Aren't we gonna do a little bit of foreplay?!" This is definitely too fast.
"Shut up Subaru-Kun, this is your damned fault." She snaps back.
"W-what?" She's now massaging the tip of my cock with her pussy, preparing to lower herself down.
She smirks. "Do you know how hard it was to not take you in our lessons? How hard it was to resist when every word you said would make me desire you? Shut up, and take responsibility for being a pervert." And Rem lowers herself down.
The amazing feeling of Rem's pussy wraps around my cock, it hits me like a truck. "R-Rem!" I scream her name out by instinct.
There's a bit of blood running down now, Rem was a virgin and I hear her wincing a little bit from the pain, she stops for a moment.
And then starts moving. "T-that's right, you're going to keep screaming my name Subaru-Kun, I'm engraving it on your perverted mind!" Oni's are amazing, that's all I can think of right now.
Rem moves her hips up and down again and again, each times faster than the last, she's doing it with immense force.
I vaguely remember thinking that I wanted to be pushed down by Rem and then be used as her toy.
Thank you universe.
"R-Rem!" She's using on of her hands to keep herself steady while she jumps on my cock.
Still, I have to do something for her as well, I try moving my arm and fondling on of her tits. "That's it Subaru-Kun, desire me, defile me, make me into a dumb perverted Rem!"
As Rem keeps moving I feel something building up, I'm at my limit. "R-Rem, I'm about to cum!"
She replies panting. "Then keep moving your hips! Do it inside!"
Wow, I know I won't impregnate her due to my perks, but...! "R-Rem you?!"
She replies between moaning. "Oh~ Just be a fucking man and shoot inside of me! Make me your woman forever Subaru-Kun! Ah~!" Rem tightens up cumming on my cock, and that's my limit.
My head goes black and cum. "R-Rem!" I scream her name yet again.
My load enters her again and again and Rem moans. "Ah~ That's it... I'm such a pervert... Ah~ I love it!" I think I broke my Rem.
I like this broken Rem.
Rem takes a look at me and then whispers. "Okay... Time for seconds." Huh?
And she starts moving again, my cock still hard inside of her. "R-Rem?!" I pulses of pleasure hitting me.
"Didn't I tell you Subaru-Kun! I'm engraving myself into your perverted mind!" I keep feeling the pleasurabled impact of her hips hitting against mine.
It's enough to drive anyone insane, and while she moves she starts shouting. "You want to know something Subaru-Kun?!"
"W-what!?" I manage to mumble somehow.
"Even if you had rejected me, I would have just pushed you down and made you mine, you can't escape from me now!" Those words make me even more excited, she keeps moving.
"I... Fuck Rem!" That's the only thing I can say.
"And want to know something else you pervert!?" I can't respond, I can only think of her shaking hips. "I can synchronize what I feel with my sister, right now Ram is feeling your big cock inside of her!"
"W-what?!" There's no way that's true right?!
Rem nods. "That's right! I'm helping my love rival a bit since she's so shy! So cum inside of me Subaru-Kun! Turn me into a pervert! Turn my sister into a pervert! Make her feel how good it is to have her pussy flooded with cum! Turn the last of the oni into your breeding sows!"
I should feel bad about the fact that Ram is probably panting confused somewhere around the mansion, but that thought just makes me even more excited.
I feel Rem cum around my cock. "Ahhhh~! This is it~!" I can't hold in, I cum inside of her again.
"R-Rem!" Oni's are scary.
We both pause to regain our breathing... And then Rem whispers. "Okay... Time for thirds."
"Eh?!"
And that's how I spent a majority of my day, getting defiled by my teacher.
At the end I have no doubt that Rem has forever engraved her name on my mind.
Also, I'm sorry Goddess Ram!
"So, yeah after all that sensei said 'teehee, I have to get back to work' and left. Oh, it turns out that room was hers by the way." I explain to my cute spirit.
"The red haired maid will murder her sister and then you I suppose." Hey! It's no my fault! It's Rem who synchronized with her sister.
If she asked me if I wanted her too I would have said yes of course, but she didn't so I'm still innocent here.
Even if I didn't stop moving after that... Or if I got way more excited after that.
Sorry Goddess Ram! You definitely didn't deserve getting ghost fucked in the middle of work.
But, in the end it didn't matter I would have to confront Ram one way of another soon enough. "Don't worry Beako, I'll just seduce Goddess Ram too." Actually Goddess Ram has now joined the avoiding me club together with Frederica.
I can't blame her.
Beako shakes her head. "Only you I suppose..." Yep, only me.
Oh, I'm studying now by the way... Only with Beako today however, because Rem missed on a lot of work.
If I was human I think I would have genuinely died, today you gained my respect Slothbaru.
Speaking of Rem...
Rem T5, Captured 12.
I finally checked my phone... I now have 49 points, it's a lot.
Just one more and I can buy trace defense...
Also Goddess Ram sadly didn't come as a free prize, I guess it made sense however, they were different people with different personalities, dreams and even different levels of strenght.
But now I have 49 points and that fact keeps hitting my head.
I could buy so much stuff... But I shouldn't, I need to be a good boy and save my quartz/primos/whatever special currency.
I'm always bad at saving them on gacha games actually, so normally I just roll on whatever character is on the banner and hope for the best...
But with that many points I could buy a new template! I could get Vergil's powers! Or Sasuke's! Or any other edgy fucker that made the chuuni inside of me happy.
But I shouldn't... I need to be a good boy and save one more point...
But think about being Chainsawman! Or Juuzou from Uq Holder! He was actually going to be my original choice before Orsted!
Nope... Can't use the points...
I'm using the points! I know what template I want! Sorry defenses!
"Beako! Take care of my body for a while! I might go crazy for a little bit!"
Beako looks surprised. "What are you on about I wonder?!"
I take out my pocket and buy the template I want!
...
...
...
Who am I again? I...
Right I remember... I am the strongest, the one who stands at the top of this world, I have no equals.
Well I had one once... But then he...!
It doesn't matter.
My name is...
I have no limits, ever since I was young people knew I would be the strongest, and I never proved them wrong, from beginning to end I was unmatched.
That's not to say I never lost, I have done so before, but I still stayed the strongest.
I can be outsmarted, I can be defeated... But I cannot be surpassed.
My name is... [Satoru Gojo, the greatest sorcerer to ever live.
Yes I said greatest, fuck you Sukuna.
But I'm not [Satoru Gojo].
I am the [Being].
I am [The Devil Of Greed].
I am [Subaru Natsuki].
I am [Orsted The Dragon God].
[Satoru Gojo] is just a new piece of my being, in the end I'm still in control, his personality has the same power on my presence as Orsted.
I can't lose my sense of self from this, so I don't.
I open my eyes... Something is crying on top of me... There is a bunch of these somethings.
Actually these things are people, the thing crying on top of me is Beako.
The reason why they look so weird now is because...
I now simply see more, that's just how she truly looks, how mana looks.
I understand everything just by looking at it, that's the power of the [Six Eyes].
"Y-your awake... Thank you I suppose! Thank you I suppose!" Sorry Beako... I guess I passed out. "Y-your eyes... What happened I wonder?!" Oh yeah... That's going to be hard to explain.
But I can turn them off and so I do, perks of not being actually [Satoru Gojo] I guess. "Sorry Beako, I went into a crazy trip." Now looking around with my vision I see that everyone is here.
They probably came running when Beako started crying and screaming over my body.
But all I can think of right now is... Worth it!
Just you wait Echidna, soon enough I'll take a look at your barrier... And then I'll shred it to pieces.
That's a promise from me! From every part of me! Including [Subaru Natsuki] of course!
AN: Lots of Rem this chapter, mostly because I felt I was neglecting her. Also if you thought Subaru was bad just know that he will get even worse with Gojo inside of him.