I give the court mage a deep bow "I'm sorry me and Gameshark detroyed everything Lord Roswaal! Please don't fire me!" I haven't even received my first paycheck yet!
The clown looks like a mixture of shock and anger, very understandable considering I just started a dragon ball fight in front of his house.
And speaking of Gameshark, he too bows. "I apologize as well Lord Roswaal! I caused the altercation!" You didn't though!?
Still, thank you my shonen rival... Actually I lost and I'm the evil one... I'm the shonen rival!
No! I don't want to be redeemed, but still keep a bit of my snarky personality for appeal! Please don't turn me into a jobber! I don't want to be Bejita!
Roswaal looks to the sky, contemplating life, he after a few moments looks at us again. "Do you know expensive it will be to fiiiiix this Sword Saint?" Hey! Don't throw blame at Gameshark!
Actually keep throwing blame at him, I like being alive.
Before Reinhard can respond Roswaal looks at me. "And where did that strength come from Subaruuuu-Kun?"
I scratch my heas awkwardly... How do I explain this. "Huh... I just remembered some stuff..." I probably shouldn't have said that.
To be honest finding a good excuse is difficult, I didn't even have the time to run back to the mansion since he came here flying.
Oh! I could use the Six Eyes! I do my usual blinking trick and... Still nothing! How do I explain my new found godly strength!?
Roswaal's eyes widen. "You remembered sooooome stuff?" He can only repeat what I said with confusion.
I put on my best smile. "I trained all day yesterday!" I didn't! "Actually, I woke some bloodline powers." I have no idea how to explain this...
To be honest even I'm surprised with my strength, the Six Eyes truly were absurd.
It also didn't help that I got so much stronger in the battle against Reinhard, I jumped from a low saint ranked swordsman to a high king ranked swordsman, and I might have even reached emperor rank in elemental magic.
I also landed my first black flash! It was a pretty crazy experience, and it was so weird when the effect wore off and all that heightened focus left, leaving you only with a new understanding of curse energy.
I almost wish I kept fighting Reinhard, I really had grown a lot stronger in the fight.
Roswaal looks even more surprised. "So, you trained a little bit... Remembered some stuff... And awakened a bloodline specific ability?" He even dropped the clown act.
I nod. "Yep, every hundred or so years people in my family get this nifty thing called Six Eyes." I activate my super cool 'sex' eyes to prove my point.
He looks shocked, but before he can say anything Reinhard butts in. "So you possess a great responsibilities passed down by blood as well." Oh, he's thinking I'm just like him for real, how cute.
Sorry Gameshark, even if you're cool I'm still banging Felt, you can marry some generic nameless noble or whatever.
Roswaal is still completely serious. "What does these Six Eyes do?" Geez how do I even begin explaining...
Actually it might be best to wait before explaining, since I see soon we will have a new visitor.
I see Puck is rushing here, far faster than ever before, he might have tapped a little bit on the whole [Beast Of The End] schtick... Scary.
He's like a breathing, living blizzard, I think I would be able to beat him though, he has no counters to Limitless.
I put my hand up. "Wait a second Lord Roswaal, we will have another dude here soon." Roswaal's raises his eyebrow and Gameshark simply nods.
Puck arrives in a flash of white. "What the fuck is happening here?!" Beautiful words.
I wave him off. "Sorry father-in-law, I just went a little crazy with Gameshark over here." Gameshark smiles and nods.
The area arounds us get colder. "No jokes Subaru! I thought the world was about to end!" Don't worry, I won't steal your job.
Still, I guess everyone back in the mansion was pretty scared, in fact even from here I could see their mana fluctuating in worry.
That's not good, specially when Mili is a mana bomb just waiting to explode...
I bow. "Sorry Puck, genuinely... I didn't mean to scare anyone in the mansion." He's gritting his teeth in anger.
Reinhard also bows. "And I'm sorry I escalated the fight..." You didn't! Stop with your weird complex!
Puck still looks mad. "Where did all this power even come from?! You were just an excellent knight yesterday and now you're fighting against Reinhard Van Astrea?!" Don't say stuff like that so casually! If you announce the difference of a good knight and Reinhard, my boy Julius might cry!
Still bowing I respond. "Sorry it's related to my new ability, has Mili told you about it?" Hopefully yes...
He nods, but then a look of realization flashes on his face, he looks at me. "Subaru... Are you sure you're not Reid and Echidna's baby?"
Reinhard steps back. "Subaru and I are not related!" Yeah... No cool flaming red hair for me...
Or cool white hair... I might still call Echidna mommy when I meet her though.
Puck shakes his head. "Whatever, just remember... If Lia's life ends... So do yours." Eh, I could take you on.
He's still right though, If Mili kicks the bucket I'm using [Return By Death] and bringing her back, continuing without the main heroine would suck.
Puck recomposes himself. "Why did you even fight the Sword Saint in the first place?" Because I'm stupid.
Still bowing I respond. "Stupidity, I'm sorry I got scared from him reading my mind..." I can't let him stop my rape spree!
Puck sighs. "That's... Whatever, I guess a monster like you would fear the world's greatest hero..." Yep, he even put you down specifically in a few timelines.
Reinhard interjects. "Subaru is no monster, great spirit." Thanks Naruto, as your Sasuke I appreciate your delusions.
Puck shakes his head. "Whatever... So what do these eyes even do Subaru? Lia just told me they were pretty, but not super pretty." Fortuna...
Mili's has a mother complex... She can join the Beako club.
Roswaal finally speaks up, his clown act is back. "Indeeeed, I would also like to know... Specially since you're not even from Lugunica." Oh-uh.
Now how do I explain that I'm definitely not a super spy with almost Reinhard level strength sent to destroy the kingdom?
"My eyes allows me to obtain information faster and give me more precision with magic and stuff, I'm from an old family of super strong dudes, but I didn't know I was going to be the next wielder of the Six Eyes until... Like yesterday, also it's pretty tiring to maintain, so I'm turning it off."
I deactivate my Six Eyes, I could keep it on for longer with healing magic... But I don't really feel like looking at Roswaal's atoms anymore.
Also everything I just said is kind of true, please don't call bullshit with your blessings Reinhard...
Puck hesitantly nods and Reinhard smiles... Roswaal however...
Starts laughing. "An ability that gathers information and it's strong enough to contend with the Sword Saint?! That's...! Yes! You have to be...! Only she would do something like that!" Oh boy, he went bananas.
"Um... You're okay there Lord Roswaal?"
He nods. "I'm saved..." Okay? He gives me a wide smile. "Don't worry aboooout the destruction you caused Subaruuu-Sama, I caaaaan fix it with magic." Oh, nifty.
Where did the sama come from? Don't tell me little baby Roswaal is scared of my strength.
Thank you for the boost in ego Roswaal, I was feeling pretty down since Gameshark wiped the floor with me.
But I should help. "Then allow me to help Lord Roswaal, I'm still feeling pretty full in the mana department." Mostly because the Six Eyes was bullshit.
He shakes his head. "No need Subaruuuuu-Sama, beside you will neeeed to explain yourself to the others." He pauses. "If you find yourself in trouble with them, simply caaaaaall for me." Wow, where did nice Roswaal come from?
Ah! I guess he probably wanted to get me as a nuke for his camp, he already knew about [Return By Death] of course, but now he also knows I'm that guy!
"Okay then... Let's go explain ourselves to my friends, Gameshark!" I turn to Reinhard.
Reinhard smiles. "Of course Subaru... But what does 'Gameshark' mean?" It means Reinhard duh!
I shrug. "A friendly nickname!"
"Oh... I rarely get one of those, I'm glad." You need more friends!
And speaking of Gameshark... "Gameshark, know that I say this with zero intention of offending..." He nods. "Why are you here anyways?!" I still don't know that.
He smiles. "To swear my blade to Lady Emilia." Eh? What?!
"Why?! I thought you were a lolicon?!" Felt! Mili is trying to cuck you!
He looks shocked. "W-why?!" Because you dragged a little girl to your mansion without her consent that one time!
I pat him on the back. "Blonde feisty loli's... That's your type, right?" Sorry Gameshark, can't hide from my canon knowledge.
He blushes. "N-no... Though that does sound ni- No!" Ah... Sorry Gameshark, just caught you in 4k.
I nod my head comically. "Sure Gameshark, sure..." Don't worry Felt! I won't allow this pervert near you!
Heh.
He shakes his head. "They're not my type!" Lying is bad. "Also I have no romantic inclinations towards Lady Emilia."
I nod, good. "You better not Gameshark, I'm aiming for her." I won't share my cute half-elf!
He looks a bit sad for some reason. "I see... I will be cheering for you Subaru."
I shrug. "Oh, I also have three girlfriends!" Might as well brag about the one area where he can't beat me.
His eyes widen. "Three?! And you're still pursuing Lady Emilia?!" I'm pursuing a lot of people!
I give him a smirk. "Yep, three, my cute spirit Beako, a cute maid who works on the mansion called Rem and the third..." Oh, should probably not tell him about Meili. "She prefers to keep her identity private." She does! Really!
After all, if Reinhard knew he would kill me! And she doesn't want that... Due to mind control.
Ugh, fucking Meili is going to be much harder with him around... I'm still gonna do it though.
Reinhard's jaw hits the floor. "That's...! I have no words, my friend."
I chuckle a little and continue. "Yeah, I'm aiming for a harem... Actually I basically have one, so I'm aiming for a massive one!" I want every named girl on it!
Gameshark shakes his head. "That's quite a goal... Do you have any specific woman you wish to romance? Besides Lady Emilia that is?" Oh, my homeboy is curious?
"Well, I wanna seduce every girl in the mansion at least, also I'm aiming for the candidates, all of them." And also the witches! And the witch cult members! And some miscellaneous ones like that little cat loli from Anastasia's army!
Maybe I can aim for Regulus's wives too?! Pull the whole 'under new management' meme.
Oh... Also maybe Gameshark's grandma once she's revived, and Liliana... And Elsa of course! Oh, I can't forget about Shaula!
Actually I don't need to seduce Shaula, she basically comes for free in the Subaru package, nice!
I need to go to that tower soon so I can grab my scorpion wife, damn it why did she have to be buyer to collect!?
Actually considering I'm a dragon and Gameshark is the Sword Saint... If we had Shaula we could maybe complete a cool little trio... Sure she wasn't actually the sage, but the average person didn't know that.
Also Shaula's hotpants were the definition of the word 'sex'... For some reasons the words 'Shaula' and 'anal' keep popping up in my head now.
Gameshark chuckles. "I think your chances are quite... Well, low, but I can see you enthusiasm, I hope you succeed!" Thanks Naruto! I hope you become Hokage!
Naruto would have been better if Sasuke's dream was making a massive harem instead of killing his brother.
I give him a smile. "Thanks for the support! Make sure to put in a good word for me when you see the candidates next time!"
He nods. "Of course, though I doubt my word will mean much..." It would! Surely a guy with a Reinhard approval mark is worth a lot.
"By the way Gameshark, tomorrow I'm going on a journey." I have an idea I must follow.
He raises an eyebrow in shock. "A journey? To where?"
I grin. "Secret~. Well, the point is... Keep Lady Emilia safe whilen I'm gone." I better not come back to a hurt Mili!
He sighs. "I will do my best of course... How long will this journey last?"
I shrug. "I don't know, it could be few hours, but it could also be a few days, I think I can get where I want super fast, but there might be other problems."
"I see... Are you sure you don't want my help?" Nope, actually you might be useful in that place eventually, but I'm going for a very specific reason right now.
I pat him in the back. "Don't worry about it, just protect Lady Emilia while I'm gone." He nods.
I ready my body with [Battle Aura] and curse energy. "Ok Gameshark, enough waiting around, let's go explain why the apocalypse was actually us throwing down."
He nods. "Indeed." We are about to move, we will get in the mansion in a second.
But before that... "By the way Gameshark, we keep a small girl locked in a dungeon!"
"Eh?!"
I nod. "Don't worry, she's a hired assassin!"
"Eh?!"
I nod again. "Don't worry, I brought her to our side!" With the power of love! And rape!
"Eh?!"
After I explain Meili's existence we finally move to the mansion.
We reach the front... I wanna call 'gate', but now it's a crater... We reach what used to be the front gate.
Ram is there. "Subarubaru... Explain!" Understandable! Just like usual with Goddess Ram.
"Me and Gameshark over here threw down because I was being like... Unbelievably stupid." That's about it really...
Gameshark interjects. "We did fight, but I don't believe you were being stupid Subaru..." Nope, I'm always being stupid, I know and I'm proud of it!
Ram sighs. "I... Accept the excuse of Subarubaru being himself, but why were you suddenly so strong?" Oh.
Reinhard raises an eyebrow. "I have been wandering Subaru... Why do people seemed surprised at your strength, are those eyes truly so mighty?"
I shrug. "Basically I'm a super prodigy, I was weak a week ago, but now I'm not, Puck... That great spirit we talked with, compared me to Reid Astrea."
Reinhard's eye's widen. "A prodigy... I see." I can see the 'he is just like me for real' back in his eyes.
Ram scowls. "This is news to me."
"Sorry, it really is just that... Roswaal will back me up here, once he's done fixing the mess Gameshark and I caused..." For some reason Roswaal was giving me his name to use, so I would do so.
I shrug. "And like I said, Puck compared me to Reid Astrea and Beako agreed..." Speaking of her...
She's running to my direction. "Subaru!" She looks worried, don't worry Beako I won't blame you for not helping in the fight, since I rushed in suddenly.
"Yo!" Behind her, Mili, Rem and Frederica come too.
"What happened, I wonder!? Are you okay, I wonder?!" Oh, she's really concerned.
Exposition time!
"Okay everyone! Listen up cause I'm only saying once! Gameshark and I had a manly fight over our values, in which I emerged victorious! Also we're buddies now." Truth, every single part of it.
Reinhard chuckles. "Actually I won, but the rest is kind of true... Kind of." Hey!
Beako just scowls and mutters. "Only Betty's Subaru, I suppose." Sorry!
Mili puts her hands to her mouth in shock. "Subaru beat Sir Reinhard?!" Keep believing that.
Rem looks proud. "Wow, today my perverted student impressed me... Not enough for me to forgive him for the scare he gave me however." Sorry sensei!
And Frederica simply keeps looking between Gameshark and I with a red face. "Oh my... A manly battle... What values where the two of you fighting for?" Mindrape!
Before Gameshark can ruin everything I look at her deep in the eyes. "Love, we were fighting for your hand in marriage Lady Frederica, also I totally won." She falls to her knees blushing.
Gameshark shakes his head. "I... Well, you're the professional, Subaru." He already considers me a professional seducer!?
And Mili just gets more shocked. "You and Frederica are getting married!?" Soon.
Frederica then gets up and jumps at my arms. "Oh~ Sir Subaru, I shall not miss my shot again! I accept!" What!? "To think you so bravely fought the Sword Saint himself for my love... Well, it's yours! I love you!" Oi!
My phone shakes. Oi!
I... I could have used these points when fighting Gameshark! Whatever, I'll never understand my new fiancee...
Also. "Okay Lady Frederica, we will get married soon then." I feel cheated.
Like if I actually won against Reinhard maybe I would feel better... Whatever, I'll take the freebie.
Everyone is shocked at Frederica and I... Except Mili. "Wow, I'm so happy for you two! Hopefully I'll be invited to the marriage!" You definitely will!
I wonder how much hate Garfiel will have for me...
Beako then gives me a thumbs up. "Another one, I suppose!" Thank you for the support.
Rem blushes. "Perverted... Nice." I really corrupted you.
Ram scowls. "Y-you... Even after our talk!?" I refuse to change for the better!
And Reinhard sighs. "I... You are truly an amazing being Subaru, I'm truly glad I met you today." Wow... Thanks shonen rival.
I give them all a thumbs up and the announce my intentions. "Okay everyone! Gameshark can explain what happened with more details!I'm gonna go make my fiancee scream my name!"
They all stay silent.
"Oh~ Sir Subaru..." Except for Frederica of course.
I pick her up in a bridal carry, but before I leave I tell them one final thing. "Oh... One of you guys should really check on Meili... She's probably super scared right now, also Reinhard get ready for tomorrow!" Sorry loli wife, I have a new toy I want to play with right now.
And so I take Frederica to my room... Ignoring Ram screaming. "Get back here Subarubaru!" Sorry Goddess Ram!
I carry my leopard fiancee up to my room, once there I take her to my bed. "Okay honey, time to make you a mother." I'm tempted to not even use [Fertility Calibration, this maid has teased me for too long.
"Oh my~. Sir Subaru... Use me as you wish." Now laying down in bed Frederica raises her hands up in a hug motion, how adorable.
I start taking off my clothes. "Ok then, get ready to be used like a whore Frederica." About damn time too.
Her eyes widen in shock. "A... A whore?!"
My upper body is now naked. "Yeah, sorry honey, but you turned me into a senseless beast that will ravish you until you can't think anymore."
She blushes. "Oh~. Okay... Feel free to sate your lust with my body~. As if I was a whore..." Was?
I pull my pants down and look at her, seemingly only I am getting naked. "Whore, undress." It's kind of hard to stick my dick into you when you're clothed.
She looks down on herself and blushes. "I.. Sorry these clothes are quite hard to remove Sir Subaru..." The Rem conundrum.
I point at Frederica, for a moment I activate Six Eyes and then with wind magic... Her clothes are destroyed.
"Okay, that's solved." The clothes are probably super expensive, but my need to fuck Frederica exceeds that.
Frederica looks down at herself. "S-Sir subaru..." She's completely red.
I take off my underwear, we're now completely naked.
My cock does harden looking at Frederica's big tits. "Okay, honey use those massive cow tits of yours for something good." I want a titfuck, I haven't gotten one of those yet.
"W-what?" That's the only thing she can say.
I look at her again. "I said use those tits and mouth of yours for something actually useful for once."
"I... Of course Sir Subaru." I lay down and Frederica crawls towards me, it's an awkward position, put she manages to envelop my cock with her tits.
She starts moving her breasts up and down, but... There's something missing. "Hey bitch, suck on it before that." She nods.
She stops moving her breasts, now she gets her face close and gives my cock a kiss. "Yep, that's all you're good for... That's the only thing you're kissing for now." I say that instinctually, it just occurred to me that Frederica and I never even kissed.
Our first kiss is her lips worshipping my cock. "Y-you're right, Sir Subaru." She seems to be in it though, I don't feel too bad.
Frederica kisses all over my cock, she then gives it a lick. "Yeah... Work, whore." Bad mouthing a woman with sharp teeth while her mouth is close to my dick is probably not the best idea... It feels incredible though.
Frederica finally swallows my cock, I can feel her tongue caressing my dick inside of it. "Ah~ That's right honey, do your job as my fiancee." She nods, she actually seems to be happy.
She bobs her head up and down, I almost want to release my semen down her throat, but in the end I hold. "Honey, remember the things you're good for?"
She stops sucking, taking my dick out of her mouth with a large sounding pop. "Yes dear~ Your Lady Frederica was born to use these tits." She yet again envelops my cock with her breasts.
She holds her tits with her hands and moves then up and down, having something so soft enveloping my dick is amazing. "Now that's a good whore." She smiles at that.
Blushing she responds. "My body really turned you into a beast~." Cute.
"Yeah, and now this beast is gonna cum all over that body." She pants a little from that. "Frederica, try sucking on the tip too."
She does so, the sensation of the upper part of my cock being in her warm mouth and the other being on her soft tits almost bring me over the edge.
"Fuck, your body was made for this honey." She starts going at it faster. "It's a miracle no one took you by force yet, with those cow udders of yours." And then she moves even faster.
I feel I'm reaching my limit. "Honey, I'm about to cum, make sure to let it all over your body." She nods enthusiastically, the feeling of her doing that while blowing me is amazing.
She stops sucking me while still working with her tits. "Of course dear! Shower this whore with your cum!" And that's my limit, my vision goes white.
Spray after spray covers Frederica, her tits now covered with my cum. "Now that's a good look for you honey."
She nods lovingly. "Yes dear~." You have issues Frederica, even though I love them.
I take a moment to catch my breath, and then tell my fiancee her next move. "Okay, get on all fours honey." I gotta take her doggy style, for obvious reasons.
She blushes. "On fours?" She questions.
I nod. "Yeah, whores get taken from behind after all." She nods and then gets in position.
I hold Frederica's ass to position myself, and then line my dick with her pussy. "You're ready for motherhood Frederica? Maybe then you will graduate from being a whore."
"Y-yes dear~ I've always wanted to be a mother~!" And that's my cue.
I penetrate Frederica, she immediately moans. "Oh~! Fuck!" I see a little bit of blood falling down, one less virgin in this world.
Actually, the fact she was a virgin probably explained the massive thirst she had.
I start pounding Frederica with force, uncaring about her. "Better start thinking about baby names dear!" I feel her warmth massaging my cock.
"Yes~! It feels so good!" Probably the work of [Sticky Fingers] because I'm certainly not putting any effort into pleasuring her.
As I pound Frederica I start to think I'm being a massive coward... Here I am screaming about making her a mother while I got [Fertility Calibration] on...
I don't really want kids right now, but I am no bitch, I turn it off.
Just for her first time I'll give her a chance, I don't make it guaranteed or anything, right now it's up to fate.
"Let's if you're worthy of becoming a mother, whore!" The knowledge that I have the chance to impregnate this woman increases my speed.
She screams while panting. "Yes dear~ I'll make sure to receive all your cum in my womb~!"
Looking at Frederica's back is amazing, I can almost see her massive tits jiggling to the sides, I extend my hands and grope them with force. "Maids really are only good to be used as toys, huh."
She moans. "Yes~ I'm here to be yours!" I squeeze Frederica's tits, while she moans. "Oh~ Oh~ So rough!"
I start pounding Frederica harder, the sounds of my hips smacking against her is incredibly loud.
"Oh~. Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!" I feel Frederica's pussy tightening. "I'm cumming dear~!" She squeezes my cock as tight as she can.
I can't hold it anymore. "Here it comes Frederica, your chance at being a mother!" I cum inside of her.
"Yes~! I'll be a good mom, I promise dear~!" I shoot load after load inside of Frederica's trembling body. "I can feel your warmth entering me dear! I love it! I love you~!"
I whisper to her. "I love you too Frederica I can actually feel her pussy tightening up again, another orgasm... This woman is too easy.
I turn my [Fertility Calibration] on again. "Okay honey, I'm not satisfied yet!"
"Sorry dear~ Feel free to use me again!" And I do so, many more times.
Geez, I hope she doesn't get pregnant... But at least I'm not a coward!
I hate sand, it's coarse, rough and irritating, thankfully it isn't getting everywhere! Thank you Limitless!
And I hear a loud roar bellow me. "Yeah, yeah..." It's a sandworm maebeast trying to swallow me whole.
I point at him and shoot a king ranked wind spell, immediately he gets cut into pieces. "I can make a pretty good Sukuna impersonation if I want..." Maybe I should start calling each one of my attacks a chuuni name?
Thankfully the worm didn't drag me down underground, I'm currently floating because of Limitless after all... Perks of understanding curse energy better.
Thank you black flash!
Also if you're wondering where I am... It's the Augria Sand Dunes!
It's the day after I captured Frederica and just like promised I went on a journey, and using [Mapper] to not get lost I rushed here!
I can maintain top speed without losing any energy due to Six Eyes, so I got here in minutes, pretty crazy.
Hopefully while I'm gone Reinhard keeps everything tidy... I left my waifus back home so he better not let any creeps near them.
Beako is going to get mad at me again... But it can't be helped, the Augria Sand Dunes are too dangerous, I can't bring her here.
And speaking of cute blondes...
Frederica T5, Captured 12.
Thank you Frederica, sorry that I didn't bother to wait for you to wake up! But to be fair there is a cute girl who has been waiting for me for four hundred years.
I'm making my way to the Pleiades Watchtower of course, the words 'Shaula' and 'anal' still strong in my head!
Sorry for being a worthless master that's coming to save you for your body Shaula!
As I float towards the shadowy tower (damn you space-time manipulation!) I'm approached by even more maebeasts.
I make a swiping motion with my fingers. "Dismantle." And they all fall into pieces.
Thank you magic! I sure do love wind! And I sure love chuuni!
Oh yeah, this has been a cakewalk so far, in the end I'm too much for the fodder here... Even when they try to sneak attack my Six Eyes catches them.
But in the end the problem isn't maebeast's, it's... "This fucking barrier." The tower is protected by a barrier that distorts space-time itself.
I could use the same trick to get through they used in canon of course, but I want to try something...
I find the barrier with the Six Eyes... I feel space distorting and... I use Limitless to start walking through it.
Basically whenever the barrier tells me 'no, go back, this isn't the way' my Limitless responds with 'shut up nerd, back to the cuckshed with you' Limitless is a bully.
Still I pass through it carefully and slowly... I don't want to break the barrier, if I do it's free pickings for the cult after all.
And speaking of the witch...
This place looks like hell to my Six Eyes, I can see the ground bellow filled with evil mana... After all this is where she's sealed, in the tunnels beneath the Pleiades Watchtower lies Satella.
I'm not heading there, the malice is unbelievable thick, spilling even to the surface... I can see how Subaru and the crew were driven insane because of it.
Besides I don't even have the witch factors to get through the doors anyways, Satella is gonna need to wait.
Actually I'm here exclusively for Shaula, I don't have a single clue on how I'm taking Louis out of the corridor of memories right now.
And fuck the trials, I ain't fighting Reid, according to the author he would have said 'screw this' and fought seriously if it was Reinhard...
I can move him, I'm sure... But what if he reached the same conclusion with me? Reid would definitely cut straight through Limitless.
Better not poke the lion right now, I'll do the trials another day, right now I'm here solely for scorpion ass.
Finally after moving for a while I get past the barrier, fuck you scarf spirit, I'm an independent man who doesn't need a Echidna copy.
I'm greeted by a field of flowers. "Oh... Pretty." And hundreds of maebeast's.
And also the giant laserbeam heading in my direction.
Limitless exists tough so I just stand still. "I'm way too broken." I'm not gonna bother killing the maebeasts here, they can stay as an added defense.
Oh, now that the first laserbeam didn't do shit I see dozens of them flying at me! My cute scorpion wife is a diligent girl! With a big butt! In tight hotpants!
Shaula. Anal.
I fly towards the origin of the laserbeams, my Limitless allowing me to just ignore them.
As I move close towards her the hell's snipe shots stop, she probably got a whiff of my smell.
I land in a balcony. "Master you're back! Also you smell all dragon like! But I still recognize your smell because I'm awesome, yep!" Says hotpants.
"Shaula, let's have anal sex." Those are my first words to the apprentice that hasn't seen me in four hundred years.
She immediately looks dejected. "Oh... It's just another erotic dream... Well, I'll still enjoy it, yep, might as well accept my perverted fantasies." She's just like me for real!
I look her in the eyes. "Your not dreaming Shaula, also let's have anal sex." Hotpants!
Shaula gives me an incredulous look. "Nope mister dream master, this is definitely a dream... Master wouldn't just come back and ask for anal sex... Probably, yep." Are you trying to argue with your dream!?
I get close to Shaula... And pinch her tummy. "Ouch... Wait I didn't wake up..."
I smirk. "Shaula, I'm taking you to the mansion I live so we can have anal sex, okay?"
She looks at the sky. "I don't know what I did to deserve this... But I'm so grateful to whatever random god that decided to pity me, I own you one, yep!"
I pat her on the shoulder. "Sorry for the wait Shaula, I got reincarnated and lost most of my memories and stuff." She raises an eyebrow.
"Really? I guess that explains the dragon smell, it's like a Fire Emblem protag yep! But why do you remember me?" Foolish Shaula...
"I can't forget that tight ass protected by hotpants." I have no shame.
She raises an arm in victory. "Yes! I knew I would seduce you eventually... But master can we have anal sex here instead?!" It's kind of crazy that sentence just came out of your mouth!
I wave her off. "Nah! I wanna go back home." This place gives the chills... Mostly because I know Satella is down here.
"But master... I can't leave, because of the trials remember?" Hmm... I know it's possible to convince her to leave, I doubt Gluttonybaru had passed the trials after all.
But I would do them if I need too.
"Hey Shaula, how do you feel about me?" And I have cheats, differently from Gluttonybaru.
She makes a heart with her hands. "Pure love! I love master with all my heart, mind and soul, yep!" Got her.
My phone shakes, thank you for the freebie [Subaru Natsuki].
I check my phone, ignoring Shaula's look of curiosity.
Shaula T7, Captured 60.
That's a lot of points... I now have a total of 81 fucking points... Thank you my cute apprentice!
I put my phone back to my pocket and then look at Shaula. "Okay, I accept your confession, welcome to the harem..." She does a little cheer. "Okay, now let's leave."
And then she groans. "But master... The trials..."
I shake my head. "Nope, forget about them, let's leave... That's an order." Now let's see whether she follows them or not.
She thinks on it for a while. "Hm... Okay! An order from master has the same strength as an order from master! So they cancel each other out! Yep!" Flawless logic.
"Okay, so I order you to leave again, let's go home so I can defile your body already." Hotpants!
She nods enthusiastically and shouts to the sky. "Finally! After four hundred years my popular phase has begun! Yep!" Oh, right... She knows modern references, I didn't really pay attention when she joked about Fire Emblem.
I'm sorry everyone back in the mansion, we're going to drive you insane.
"Yeah, just let me set up some magical turrets and then we can go back home." And then it's anal sex time!
As I begin setting up turrets to protect this place (thank you Orsted!), Shaula yet again shouts. "Get cucked half-elf that I forgot the name off!" Please don't Shaula! She might come here!
Still, she's cute as hell! Thank you again for the freebie [Subaru Natsuki, I'll do my best to appreciate her butt!
AN: Shaula is here! She was actually supposed to be introduced much later, but I gave her a pity break, because she is criminally underused.
Also I actually rolled a d20 to decide whether Frederica would get pregnant or not, if I rolled 5 or less then it's momma time!
I rolled a 2.