"Okay Shaula, before we go, I just need to think about something! Then it's anal time!"
She nods. "Okay master, I like to remind you that I can do more sexual acts than just anal though! Shaula can become the ultimate pervert for you, Yep!" You're already the ultimate pervert...
Actually, you're my apprentice... Literally.
The thing I'm thinking about is my points... I could buy another template! Or a bunch of other stuff!
Like defenses... And lures... And pocket dimensions...
I could also get new cool powers... I want to be Dante! Or maybe Saber Charlemagne... Damn it!
It's template time! No wait... I have a easy way to decide this.
"Hey Shaula, which one you prefer... Cool, yet probably useless powers or a bunch of less flashy useful stuff." This shall decide my fate.
"The cool powers! Yup! Rule of cool always comes first!" Okay, if Shaula chose that then I'm not picking another template.
Shaula is an idiot after all, is she doesn't jump from a cliff, then I will.
So am I? Yes, but not as much as Shaula... Probably.
I pick up my phone, okay time to buy stuff!
First! Information defense!
Information Defense I, -25
Give my points back! Ah! I hate spending... Actually I love spending, I hate not having money.
"You're okay master? You suddenly look depressed..." Shaula looks a little worried.
I give her a thumbs up. "Don't worry, your ass will make me feel better later!"
She nods. "Yep! Count on my butt!
Using money always hurts, but now I can be calmer around Gameshark, and speaking of broken people...
I kinda want to buy trace defense too, it will protect me from stuff like Echidna... But I decided against it just now.
Mostly because I just realized that suddenly becoming harder to see with magic might mean a bad end.
Satella... If I suddenly became harder to see she might pop up and start destroying the world or something.
Then again she didn't do that when Subaru got teleported to Vollachia and she lost sight of him...
Ah! I want perverted stuff! Okay I admit it! I want to buy lures!
Oh, well I still have a bunch of points! 56 to be precise! And I need a very specific thing both for Shaula and for future plans!
Sticky Fingers: Brown Sugar, -15.
Now I will easily break Shaula's mind! Also other girls! I wonder if I could get away with kidnapping Crusch Karsten for a little while...
I couldn't!
Potpourri, -20.
Zenryoku Zenkai, -20.
Wow, who's this pervert who used all his points on lures and now only has one?
Me of course.
I hear Shaula sniffing the air. "Wow, master suddenly smells... Really good, it's still master, yup! but like... Hot times two!" Thank you mathematician Shaula!
I smirk. "I just got some sex powers, get ready Shaula!" I'm finding a way to kidnap Crusch Karsten for a while too!
It's not rape if she has hearts in her eyes by the end of it!
She jumps in the air out of happiness. "Yeah! I don't know how master became okay with harems and stuff, but I'm happy!"
I raise an eyebrow. "I wasn't okay with harems before?" Flugel you coward.
Shaula nods. "Yep! Master only had eyes for that half-elf... It made white hair super mad! It's okay though, Yup! Because white hair was a bitch!" Right, my man went full-in for the Satella route.
Wait. "White hair? You're talking about Echidna?" I know she hanged around them...
Shaula shrugs. "I don't know who E-Echi... Who ever that person is! Yep, I only remember master's name!" Right, I forgot about that...
I elaborate. "She has white hair... Black eyes, super freaky, probably built this tower... Or at least helped on the construction."
Shaula nods. "Oh! You're talking about the nerd! Yep! I remember her... She really didn't care much about master though." So it wasn't Echidna? Then who? Daphne maybe?
I tilt my head. "Shaula can you describe who's 'white hair'?" It probably wasn't Daphne... If it was then Shaula would just call her mother.
Shaula nods. "Okay! She had white hair! Blue eyes and she was really small! Yup!" Still don't know who she is...
Shaula puts a finger to her chin and then remembers something. "Oh yeah, she also was always almost naked! Yep, She didn't wear underwear!"
...
Oi, Flugel what the fuck were you doing!?
It has to be fucking Pandora... But there's no way... Maybe it's some other character I can't recall?
"Shaula, that's..." She has to be fucking with me.
Shaula nods to herself. "Yep, that's how she looked! You always called her a 'crazy bitch' that should get away from us! And everyone always agreed with you!" Wonderful.
I have beef with the final villain and I don't even remember meeting her.
"I... Whatever I'll think about it later, probably after I cum inside of your ass." Hopefully Pandora wasn't holding a grudge after four hundred years.
Shaula smiles. "Wow, master got really into butt stuff huh?"
I shake my head. "No, it's just that your butt is erotic enough to engrave itself into my memories." Hotpants!
Shaula blushes. "So romantic! Yup! I like it!" That wasn't romantic at all! But I appreciate the support!
"Oh, by the way Shaula, before we go I have another order." This is for you Mili!
She nods. "Say it! I will even kill myself for master!" Geez, don't say dark stuff like that out of nowhere...
Specially since I know she would actually do it.
"Shaula, from now on you shall refer to yourself as the great sage who stopped the witch of envy with the other two heroes... Also call me Subaru." Can't have the great sage calling me master.
She nods. "Okay master! I got all that! Yup!" You just...
I shake my head. "Shaula, call me Subaru from now on."
Now she looks a little sad. "Sorry master... I'm bad with brainy stuff..." This isn't brainy stuff at all!
Whatever, sorry Mili, but I can't be mad at Shaula just because she's stupid.
"It's fine Shaula, forget about it." I know she probably tried her best with that order anyways, she's loyal enough to wait for four hundred years after all.
She's just unbelievably dumb.
She still looks sad. "Please don't be mad master! And don't leave! I will try my best! Yep!"
Oh, boy... I go close to her and envelop her in a hug. "Don't worry Shaula, I'm not leaving you and I will just deposit my frustrations in your butt." Those stupid words actually calm her down.
"Okay! Shaula's butt is yours anytime master!" Cute? Sure... Cute.
I release her from the hug. "Shaula, It's princess time!
She tilts her head in confusion. "Princess time?" I nod.
And then pick her up in a bridal carry, my classic maneuver.
"I love princess time, yup!" Shaula excitedly shouts, if it works this well I might start a business out of it.
Wait, it already is! "Good, welcome to the Subaru taxi service... It will cost you a few sexual harassment's however."
She nods. "An acceptable price, yep! I will definitely give this five stars!" Okay! I got permission!
"Grab tight! Because I will literally fly!" She nods.
And I begin flying home, telling the barrier to go fuck itself again.
We're gone in a flash... I get to the area around the mansion in minutes, then I land with a shockwave close to the entrance gate, letting a crater on the ground, I then turn my Six Eyes off.
Sorry Ros-Chi! I'm sorry I keep breaking your stuff!
"Wow! Cool mansion master! Yep! So are we doing it now?" Don't ask that with such a innocent face!
But are we...? In one hand fucking Shaula right here is incredible idiotic, specially since we literally left a crater here, there is a big chance of someone coming to check on us...
In the other hand... The chance of being caught is exciting!
"Yeah, let's do it Shaula!" Time for my first anal experience in this world!
Actually this might be dangerous! What if Shaula is so good that I can't ever go back!?
That's fine, in the end either I shall break Shaula's ass or her ass shall break me.
I let her go from my bridal carry, she takes an excited look around, she then points at a tree. "Okay master I hold on that while you break my back! Yup! That sounds like a good plan."
Oh, so I can fuck you against the tree? Very nice Shaula, you learned well.
I give her a thumbs up. "Good idea Shaula! Maybe you're good with brainy stuff after all."
She looks like her mind has been blown. "I... I am?" No! But I'm feeling nice today.
I nod. "At least when it comes to perversion." I stop for a moment and take a look at the mansion. "Anyways let's do it fast, before somebody comes here to check on us."
She nods and positions herself against the tree, but then she raises a question. "Hey master, won't it take a long time to prepare for anal? Wait, forget that, feel free to destroy me, even if bleeds, yep." Not into gore Shaula.
"Don't worry I got sex powers that make easy to just put in with no planning." Thank you hentai logic!
She gets stars in her eyes. "As expected of master!" She points her butt at me and shakes it. "Well, let's start!" Right! I'm on limited time!
I begin taking her hotpants off. "No panties, very nice." Her hotpants fall to the ground.
She nods. "Yup! I have to always be available for master! Even if he never took the opportunity..." Good girl.
Also now that I'm staring at Shaula's bare pussy and asshole my cock is getting hard...
I pull down my trousers and underwear just low enough to free my now hardened cock.
"Ok, Shaula, I'm gonna rearrange your guts now, ready?" I line up my hard cock with her asshole, hopefully [Sexual Calibration] will make this work.
"R-ready! Yep..." She looks anxious, don't worry Shaula have faith in [Sexual Calibration, it allowed me to face fuck a loli with no issues, so it's fine! Probably...
I hold her butt and press my cock against her asshole's entrance. "Ready Shaula!? Like for real?!" I ask again.
I don't think I'm ready... But I have to be.
Shaula shouts to the skies and to herself. "I have been waiting for this day for four hundred years! Yep! I am so ready!" Okay, then it's time to...
"What the fuck am I seeing Subarubaru?" A new challenger approaches!?
I immediately pull up my pants. "I was being assaulted by this pervert, Goddess Ram." Please only take Shaula! I don't want to die.
Shaula jumps. "Ah! Betrayal! I'll still forgive master though, yup." Also Shaula is still butt ass naked, and she makes no motions to dress herself.
Amazing.
Ram ignores what we said and sighs. "Subarubaru, tell me the truth... Were you about to put your dick inside of a random girl's ass in front of the mansion?" She sounds like a disappointed parent.
Shaula excitedly nods, Shaula is stupid.
I look to the ground and mutter. "Yes... It was going to be great damn it!" I wanted the thrill of the chance of being caught! Not actually getting caught!
And if you really wanted to catch me at least let it be one of my waifus! Or Mili, mostly because Puck would gaslight her into thinking she was hallucinating.
Ram glares at me. "Subarubaru, why did you think having anal sex with what I can only assume is a prostitute in front of the mansion was a good idea?" Stop acting like a therapist!
I respond, still looking to the ground in shame (of getting caught). "It sounded great, because her butt is big." What more do I need to say?
Also Shaula gives her imput. "Hey I'm not a prostitute! Yup, I was gonna do anal for free!" Shaula you... I don't deserve this...
I deserve worse! I will absolutely take this over being killed by Gameshark!
Ram looks like she wants to die. "So Subaru you dragged this easy woman here, and decided to have anal sex in front of the mansion because she has a big butt?" Yes.
Shaula raises her hands. "I'm not a easy woman! Yep! I only like master!"
"Put some clothes on!" And Ram finally snaps at her.
Shaula instead of obeying it immediately looks at me, and after I give her a thumbs up she puts on her hotpants again.
I bow. "Sorry Goddess Ram... I won't do it again." I've got my fingers crossed.
Thankfully due to cultural divide she won't realize it!
"Wow, master is crossing his fingers, that means he's lying, yep." Why?! Damn you past me!
Ram's glare is currently more terrifying than fighting Gameshark again.
"Okay, I probably do it again if given the opportunity, I'm sorry!" I'm not!
"Very well then Subarubaru, I shall accept your... Apology, but who is this woman?" She points at Shaula.
Who immediately responds. "I'm Shaula! Master's new and yet old lover!" Just new, you never dated Flugel.
Ram nods. "To think they would name such a shameless woman after the sage... This world is truly broken." This world is truly wonderful.
Shaula looks confused. "I was named by the sage silly... Not after him. Yup, master's name is Flugel! I'll will never forget it." She says the last part with a surprisingly serious tone.
Ram raises an eyebrow in curiosity. "Flugel? You say the sage is the one who planted that gigantic tree?" I'm surprised you're even listening to anything Shaula says.
I know I don't.
Shaula nods. "Yup, we planted a magical seed once... Master even wrote some weird stuff on it once it was big, yup!" Japanese, a signal for someone in the future... Probably himself, and by that I mean me.
Ram nods. "I see, that sounds very nice." She then looks at me and scowls. "So Subarubaru, when did you start taking advantage of the mentally ill?" Oh! You weren't listening to Shaula at all... That makes more sense.
I try giving Ram a reassuring smile (it fails). "Shaula is completely mentally sound, she's just stupid." Even I don't know if I believe that.
There's now tears in Shaula's eyes. "But master, you just told me I'm good for brainy stuff, yep, I didn't forget!"
I wave her off. "I said you have talent for perverted activities, that's all." She wipes her tears and nods.
And Ram sighs. "Subarubaru, please look me in the eyes and tell me this woman is not the sage, and that she is just a prostitute." Lying is bad!
I gaze into Ram's eyes. "Sorry, she's the sage... Also I romanced her."
Ram explodes. "You were gone for one hour! How is she the sage!? How did you romance her?!"
Shaula interjects. "I'm not the sage!"
I look at her. "Hey Shaula, did you happen to spend four hundred years of your life in the Pleiades Watchtower protecting it from threats?"
She nods. "I did that, yep!"
I continue. "Oh yeah? Did you also fight the Witch of Envy with the help of a dragon and a pervert?" And past me.
She nods again. "I also did that! Yup! Praise me!" I give her some headpats, she beams.
Ram looks like she has abandoned all hope. "I see... Well, I suppose four hundred years alone in a tower would drive anyone insane, she must have been wise before then." If thinking that makes you happy sure.
I give Ram a thumbs up. "Anyways having her here is bound to give Mili a leg up in the election." Honestly with Gameshark and Shaula might as well say fuck it and take over the country.
Actually with Gameshark alone a person could take over the world.
Ram shrugs. "I shall simply accept we live in a absurd reality and be happy that Lady Emilia's chances in the election have been raised considerably." She sighs. "As long as no one sees the sage having public sex of course." Sorry!
Though now that I think about it, fucking such a legendary figure in front of others sounds hot as hell... Seeing the face of some villagers twisting in shock as they see the legendary sage get fucked...
Ram interrupts my thoughts. "Subarubaru, please stop thinking, I can see by your face that it is something terrible."
I bow. "Yeah, sorry I was thinking of ruining Shaula's reputation for my sexual pleasure."
Shaula interjects. "Feel free to do that anytime you want master! Yup! It's not like I care about it, and even if I did... I would do anything for you."
Ram looks confused. "How did you make this woman so devoted to you in less than an hour?" Good question...
Before Shaula can respond I hold my hand over her mouth. "My dick is just that big." I feel something wet sliding across my hand.
I stop covering Shaula's mouth with it, she licked my hand... "Bad Shaula." Gotta admonish your pets sometimes.
Shaula looks at the ground. "But master... I thought it was cute and endearing, yep." Give me some time to think about it...
I nod. "Yeah, you're right, good Shaula..." I pat her head, with my licked hand of course.
Ram sighs. "I... This above my station, you shall be the one to explain this to Lady Emilia and Lord Roswaal... And while you do that I'll explain the situation to the other members of the camp." I give her a thumbs up.
How hard could it be really?
"So yeah, she's the sage." Those are the words I tell Ros-Chi.
"Ah! It's you! How did you get out?! Go back to the hole!" Those are the words Shaula tells Mili.
This is going to be hard...
Right now I am in Ros-Chi's office with Shaula, and I'm reporting the recruitment of the legendary sage to Roswaal and Mili...
And Gameshark who is also here. "Are you alright Subaru? Your emotions seem... Cloudy." He completely ignored Shaula and rushed to my side.
I pat Gameshark on the shoulder. "Don't worry Gameshark, I just got some new abilities that help me deal with empath's and mind readers and stuff." He calms down and nods, though he does look a little sad for some reason.
Sorry Gameshark, but I don't have time for you right now, I have to protect Mili before she gets bullied into oblivion.
And speaking of her. "I'm not her! So please stop grabbing me!"
"Nope! Back to the hole with you!" Shaula is currently trying to drag Mili away.
"Release my daughter, scorpion." And Puck looks pissed.
What a great start! "Shaula, please release Mili..."
The scorpion gives me an incredulous look. "Master I understand you have your fetishes, I get it, Yup! But she will literally destroy the world!" I'm genuinely surprised you care about that...
"I won't..." Mili mutters.
"I'm counting to three, Daphne's spawn." And Puck is giving his final warning.
I get close to them and separate the two. "Bad Shaula." I give my verdict.
And Shaula looks crushed. "No! Good me! Yup! I'm saving the world!"
I chop her in the head. "Bad Shaula."
"B-but... Oh! I get it! Yup! Master is evil now! Okay, let's go kill some civilians! Yep!" She doesn't care about the world at all!
I yet again chop her on the head. "Bad Shaula."
And she falls to the ground. "Ah! What choice did I make to get stuck in the permanent bad ending?!" Bullying Mili.
Speaking of Mili. "I-I don't get what's going on..."
Puck shrugs. "Don't worry Lia, your Subaru just brought the stupidest stray dog imaginable home, that's all." He glares at Shaula. "And that stray should be careful before she bites someone too important for me to ignore."
Shaula glares back at him. "Stop trying to sound cool, you're lame, Yep! That witch wiped the floor with you that one time, so now you became her minion! Yup!" Flawless logic again.
That said, I'm surprised Puck fought Satella and lived to tell the tale, then again he did know a lot about her (maybe) sloth authority, enough to flex on Petelgeuse about it.
The room freezes. "Very well, let me show how 'cool' I can be, crimson scum." That was the lamest shit I have ever heard.
Shaula agrees. "Really? 'Cool'?"
Mili smiles. "I thought it sounded pretty good Puck... But you shouldn't call people scum..." Good girl.
Puck smiles. "If my daughter thinks it's good then it's good." Oh, a happy father.
Gameshark interjects. "Well, I'm glad now were joking around..." I guess he must have been tense before with all the power in the room.
"Who says I'm joking? I will eliminate Daphne's most worthless spawn right here." And the room keeps getting colder.
"Screw you, dumb cat! Yup!" And Shaula is charging a hell's snipe...
An aura floods the room, dwarfing both of them. "Please don't fight you two..." It's Gameshark! Thank you best buddy!
I nod to Gameshark and then look at Shaula. "Shaula, first of all she's not the witch." And she gives me a look of doubt.
I then look at Puck. "And second of all... Sorry father-in-law, Shaula's isn't really all that bright."
He nods. "I know... Though considering who she's following I guess that answers some questions I have... And raises others."
He glares at me. "Subaru... Are you using my daughter because she looks like her?"
I shake my head. "No... I don't even have my memories of that time..." Whatever Flugel felt I could only feel when in front of Satella.
I remember our encounter that one night.
[Sage]
It was pretty scary.
Puck nods. "Okay then, at least that's clarified."
Reinhard raises his voice in confusion. "Sorry what was that all about?" Sorry, I guess to you were speaking in riddles...
I give him a smile. "I'm the reincarnation of a person from four hundred years ago... I don't remember much at all of it however." It's true, I wish I could remember...
Then I could know how exactly I pissed Pandora off.
Reinhard nods. "Amazing... So you knew the sage?" He points at Shaula who's currently picking at her nose.
I nod. I sadly nod.
And for the first time in this conversation Roswaal interferes. "So you are the reincarnation of someone frooooom four hundred years ago Subaruuuu-Sama?" He has a scary look on his face.
I nod. "Yeah, I knew Shaula from back then."
He smiles. "Someone whooooo knew the sage four hundred years ago, and was presuuuumably intelligent enough to both make this... Laaaaady look like a genius to the eyes of history and knowledgeable enough to build a structure such as the Pleaides Watchtower?" Wow, now that Roswaal says it, Flugel was kinda awesome.
I nod. "Yeah, in a way you could say that person was the true sage..."
The clown bursts out laughing. "Oh, how blessed I am!" Ok... I guess that's fair, we keep bringing famous people to your door step.
I ignore him and smile. "Anyways... Shaula here will be supporting Mili's claim to the throne."
And Shaula immediately scowls. "I'll never support her! Yup! Because I'm a good girl."
I give her a glare. "Shaula, I order you to support Mili."
And she immediately gives me a salute. "Yes master! All hail the new eternal empire of shadows, yep!"
"Shaula, Mili isn't the witch..." How many times do I have to clarify this to her?!
I can already imagine Shaula marching in the palace during the beginning of the election and screaming Mili is the Witch of Envy...
If she does something as stupid as that it's game over for the selection, there's no way Mili would win with the sage calling her a witch, they might even try to execute her...
I wouldn't let them of course, but then my roleplay would change from democracy (but not really) to bloody conquest.
Well, one way or another I'm making Mili king, the opinion of the average civilian doesn't matter and neither does the opinion of not average civilians really.
Mili finally interjects. "I-it's true great sage... I'm not the witch." Poor Mili, today a hero of Lugunica's history has bullied her.
Shaula shakes her head. "I don't believe that, yep. I'm not a idiot." You are!
Puck looks like he's about to say something, but then an idea seemingly pops in his head, he looks at Mili. "Hey Lia, what's sex?" Wait what?!
Mili looks at him. "I don't know... That thing Beatrice lied about?"
And Shaula immediately smiles. "Okay! Princess here isn't the witch! Yep! She has my support!" How did you arrive at that conclusion!?
"Shaula why is that enough proof for you?!"
She nods to herself. "The witch was a super pervert! She even broke master's hips once! Though master was pretty physically frail anyways..."
And Roswaal jumps. "The witch and your master were in a relationship?!" His clown act even stopped.
Puck shakes his head and mutters. "I could clarify this... But you deserve this clown." Mean.
Shaula nods. "Yep! Super in love with each other! But master was pretty frail, so the witch sometimes hurt master by accident in bed." Scary, elves are scary.
Roswaal sits down... He's blushing!? "Her and the witch... Doing so much she got hurt... Wow." What the hell are you thinking about?! Who's her?!
And why is Puck secretly giggling!?
Mili however looks shocked. "So Subaru's past incarnation loved the witch!?" Yeah, now that I think about it that's pretty shocking information.
Reinhard looks angry. "That fowl being must have taken advantage of Subaru..." Thanks for the confidence!
Mili looks at me. "Subaru, do you like me because..." It's clear what she's thinking.
I give her a serious look. "I don't even remember her, I like Mili, not some dumbass from four hundred years ago." Sorry Satella, please don't come here to kill me!
Mili smiles... And then puts her hands to her head. "Ouch... F-Fortuna..."
I look at Puck. "We need to talk one of these days Puck..." I need to unlock the Mili route already.
He looks to the side. "I know... Trust me." Can't put it off forever father-in-law.
I look at Roswaal... Who's panting with a red face. "Um... So can she join the camp Lord Roswaal?"
He looks at me. "Of couse Subaruuuuu-Sama, Shaula will be a great addition to the Emilia caaaamp." At least his clown act is back.
I raise my fist in victory! I did it! I convinced them to accept one of the biggest legendary figurea this world has ever seen!
Yeah, this was the expected result...
Roswaal continues. "I shall find a jooob for the sage."
I interject. "Actually Lord Roswaal, just consider her as my contracted spirit, she's too dumb to hold a job." I ignore Shaula's protest's.
Roswaal nods. "Very well Subaruuuu-Sama, I shall do so... After this meeeting is over I'll also call a maid to bring the sage to her sleeping quarters." That would be nice.
Shaula shouts with all her force. "No! Absolutely not! I'm sleeping with master! Yep!"
Roswaal looks like wants to admonish her, but I intervene. "That sound's fine to me." I already sleep with one victim of 'stay in this place for four hundred years' abuse, might as well sleep with another.
Shaula does the Subaru Natsuki pose of victory. "Yeah! Life is looking good! Yep!"
Hopefully Beako won't be too mad at me... Hopefully...
"Shut up, I suppose!" Oh, boy.
"No! I won't! Yup!" I'm never sleeping am I?
Today was a tiring day of introducing Shaula to everyone and then confirming that yes she is the sage, and yes she is dumb, and yes she is my new lover.
Rem said something about finally becoming a perverted trio, and Frederica said great men attracting great women.
Oh, Meili hasn't met Shaula yet, I did go see her, but I had Gameshark hold Shaula while I did that... Mostly because I fear for my safety if Shaula met her.
She would probably immediately scream some joke about me being a lolicon, except that joke would end with Gameshark separating my head from my neck.
As for Beako. "Ugh! Betty hates you, I suppose!" They aren't getting along.
Shaula huffs. "Geez, all I wanted was to tell the story of how I ate a dozen maebeasts in one day! Yep! I have many tales to tell!" Shaula wanted to tell me stuff about what she did in the last found hundred years.
And everyone else wanted to sleep, and it's not like Shaula's stories were exciting anyways, they were all basically the same.
Which is kind of sad to think about.
I hold Shaula's hand tighter. "You're a good girl Shaula." She beams.
And Beako scowls. "Betty disagrees, I suppose!"
And then I hold Beako's hand tighter. "You're also a good girl Beako." She beams.
And Shaula scowls. "As if! Worst girl! Yep!" This hell will never end.
Oh, I'm not big spooning Beako anymore, instead we are all sleeping side by side looking up, that way I can hold both of their hands.
Mostly because Beako said she would not accept losing to Shaula and I had to hold Shaula's hand in bed or she would start crying.
Damn you Echidna, damn you Flugel! Be better parents! Hopefully I will be a better dad when I inevitably impregnate one of my haremettes.
Thankfully, that day is far...
They keep bickering, eventually I ask the forbidden questions. "Can't you guys get along already?"
"Betty cannot, I suppose!"
"Ankle biter here can go die, yep."
This going to be a long night... "What are you two even fighting about anyways..." It can't be Shaula's bad story telling abilities.
Beako scowls. "Because this scorpion is taking Betty's place, I suppose!" What are you!? An only child acting mad because she got a sibling!?
Shaula too scowls. "Ankle biter thinks she's better, just cause she banged master first, she's not! Yep!" W-what?!
"Beako, Shaula isn't taking your place... She went through similar stuff to you, I won't ler her sleep alone, please understand that." Beako looks to the side.
And then nods. "Betty understands, I suppose." Good.
"And Shaula, what's with the insecurity about the sex thing?!" Where did this come from?!
She looks sad. "It's just that master didn't even have anal sex with me, yup. And I was so ready for it..." Please give me my concern back.
"Shaula, I just lost the appetite for today since we had too introduce you to everyone, your butt is still a treasure I desire." I ignore Beako looking at me like I'm scum.
Shaula beams. "Okay! Then I will definitely get you in the mood again! Yup!" Please stop screaming!
"Right, now that that's settled let's sleep already." I'm tired...
But Shaula speaks up again, her voice lacks her usual confidence. "B-but what if I wake up in the tower, mister dream master?" She's still going on about that?
I guess I can understand, Shaula spent four hundred years with Reid Astrea of all people, even being sent to be tortured in a dungeon would look like a dream compared to that.
Before I can respond, Beako does it for me. "This isn't a dream, in fact, you will wake up besides Betty's Subaru... I promise, I suppose."
"Okay, yep, I trust you ankle biter." To Shaula, Beako's words must be the absolute truth, much more powerful than anything I could ever say.
They are the same after all.
We finally go to sleep... Or at least we try to, as usual I molest Beako many times during the night! But this time I also get molested many times by Shaula...
Yet again, I thank you for the freebie [Subaru Natsuki].
AN: Defense discounts scare me, mostly because I fear what I can't understand, I might just ignore them forever.