"Princess... Why?" Oh, it's him, I guess it makes sense that he would be in the carriage... No it doesn't! Why weren't you guarding Priscilla!?
"It's none of your concern Al, I just decided I wanted a new dog, that's all." The beautiful woman responds with scorn.
"I'm not a dog, but ok." I can't just take Priscilla's insults, if I do that, then she will quickly discard me.
Entertain her, I need to be a fun pet... I hate this.
Priscilla's eyes glare at me while we enter the carriage. "See Al? She's so cute... Even if she barks far too much." I roll my eyes, Priscilla immediately smiles.
She's surprisingly predictable, all you have to do is show some pride while trying not to offend her.
Then again, her bodyguard never showed any and she still liked him... Well, Priscilla is a weirdo, I won't be able to figure her out completely, but that's fine, I just need to have her on my side for now.
Al responds to Priscilla with a hint of concern. "Just don't bring a assassin directly to where you live Princess, even I can only do so much, actually I can't do almost anything at all, so be more conscious of your surroundings with her around." Wow, I haven't even introduced myself.
To be honest, he made me a little mad. "You are a bodyguard who stayed in this comfy little carriage while Priscilla was moving around the city, shut up, don't talk as if you can say anything." I snapped.
Shit, I shouldn't have... But it's kind of hard not to right now.
Al's hands slide down to his sword. "How do you know I'm her bodyguard?" I don't want to see her, please don't take me there.
Priscilla thankfully admonishes him. "Because you have made it blatantly clear Al, don't be a buffoon, and stop mistreating my new dog, I hate animal cruelty." I can't believe she actually said that.
"I'm still not a dog, but I'll take the help." I can't say anything else.
She sun princess smiles. "Good, I hate people who lack pride, but I also hate people with too much of it." How can you look yourself in the mirror everyday?
We begin an awkward ride to wherever Priscilla is going, I can only hope she takes me home, I need the infrastructure.
Why wasn't Rom in the loothouse? Where's Felt? I couldn't find Reinhard... Why?
These questions keep hitting me with full force during our travel.
I need Emilia.
Maybe I simply came back even further in to the past? Before her insignia got stolen? That would be annoying, I would have no idea how to approach her then.
It can't be after, because then... Emilia would have died, Puck would have destroyed the capital, this place would have been rubble.
It doesn't matter in the end, Roswaal will find me, he needs my [Return By Death, he will definitely bring me into her camp... Maybe that's why Emilia isn't here yet, she was bait after all.
Who am I kidding? Ros-Chi could care less about me, I've heard what Satella said loud and clear, I have been replaced by a newer, better model.
I'm sorry you had to deal with me for so long Satella, I hope he's better... I might hate him.
I shouldn't, but I can already picture the most infuriating Julius type of smirk on his face, I just know he will be an asshole.
"So... What brought this on Princess? Why do you want a dog?" Al finally breaks the silence.
Priscilla who until now had only been staring at my face with a smile shifts her look to him. "I like animals, and I wanted another besides Schult, that's all." He's a kid! Have some respect!
Al shrugs. "If that's all, then I guess that's all..." He doesn't seen to buy Priscilla's excuse.
Priscilla sighs. "Very well Al, I can see you're worried so I shall explain, as you remember I decided to take a little walk across the capital." And you didn't bring your bodyguard with you for some reason...
She's just as crazy as I remember, the reason was probably because she didn't want Al ruining the scenery or something.
Priscilla's face twists in anger. "As I explored this dreadful place I met a fortune teller, I decided to pay for her services." Oh, good old scams.
I smirk. "I'm surprised you wasted your time with that." The thought of Priscilla losing money does make me a little happy, thank you random scammer.
Priscilla however simply grins. "Here's a tip puppy, fortune tellers can hold... Surprising amount of information." The only thing surprising is the serious look in your eyes.
To think Priscilla would believe in that crap... The more you know. "If you say so... Actually I still think it's a waste of time." My true thoughts came out at the end.
She chuckles. "Whether you believe them or not it doesn't matter, this fortune teller was clearly a fake, so I suppose this time you are correct." I'm surprised she's throwing down the towel.
I expected that any conversation with her would be dragged on and on because of her pride, so this is a welcome surprise.
I raise an eyebrow in confusion. "Don't get wrong, I also think that... But how do you know she was a fake?" Did Priscilla catch her in the middle of some trick?
Priscilla's face shifts in discomfort for some reason. "She just made an awful prediction... That's all." That's all?!
Al seems just as confused as me. "How does that make her a fake, Princess?" He asks the question that's on the tip of my tongue as well.
Priscilla shrugs, she's trying to feel confident, but she's clearly bothered about something. "I... The world works in my favor, her prediction could never come true, so she was scamming me." How is the world on your favor if you got your cash stolen!?
Al crosses his arms. "Maybe this is something in your favor? Like a warning or something..." He looks at me. "Maybe even a warning about spies and assassins." He still on about that...
This is going to be just like when I first got in the mansion isn't it?
Priscilla shakes her head. "It was no warning Al... She was just a insane woman ranting, it couldn't be a warning because according to her I have no hopes of escaping my dreadful fate." Priscilla genuinely seems bothered...
"What did she tell you?" Priscilla's eyes snap back to me. "I-if you don't mind answering." It's weird seeing a woman as confident as Priscilla so... Worried?
There's a weird aura of fear around her, it's strange, I don't think she ever acted like this, even when she marched on to fight wrath.
Priscilla looks down, but then notices her lack of confidence and fakes it, giving me a shaky smile. "The insane women told me..." She takes a deep breath. "That my time as a human was about to be over, that a man would and I quote 'use and break my lustful body', she even had the gall to say I would enjoy every second of it, what kind of fortune even is that?" Oh, okay, it was just a pervert.
Al chuckles. "Hah! Sorry Princess, I shouldn't have left you alone, of course someone would do something, trying to get their hands on your body, since it's perfect." If you're trying to show concern then please don't chuckle and then proceed to act like a pervert afterwards...
He was kind of right though... Priscilla is sex incarnate.
Ah... My mind went into perverted thoughts as well, sorry Priscilla, though I actually have begun thinking you're nothing special, mostly because everyone is at your level.
There are so many sexy women in this world, all five candidates are unbelievably beautiful, the men are as well, even Julius made my heart race once...
To be honest... It makes me feel inadequate, how can a normal Japanese girl compare to these beauties?
I wish I was half as pretty and elegant as Emilia-Tan, then maybe trying to make her fall for me would have been easier...
As I think about her beauty Priscilla gets mad, she strikes Al with surprising force. "Ouch! Damn Princess, sorry..." You should be! Think about what you say!
Priscilla looks angered. "I just told you something that made me feel... Uncomfortable, Al please stop being a pervert, and if you need to be one, then be a silent one, like my new dog." I got caught.
I'm surprised she admitted it made her uncomfortable, don't get me wrong I would get uncomfortable if a stranger told me something like that too... But Priscilla is normally so unshakeable.
"Sorry Princess, my bad, I didn't realize it made you feel like that." He sounds genuinely remorseful, I guess he's surprised with Priscilla's shaken confidence as well.
Priscilla starts using her pocket fan to calm herself down. "It's fine, I will forgive you just this once Al." I'm surprised she's so forgiving towards him, but then again, I know very little about their relationship.
They are not my friends, because my friends are currently experiencing a better Subaru Natsuki... Or whatever his name is...
I wonder if he's as breathtaking as all the other men in this world? Beautiful enough that Satella would choose him over me...
No, that isn't hard to do at all, my flaws certainly don't end at 'she has average looks', I'm rotten on the inside as well.
Al makes an awkward question. "So... Do I need to send someone to clean the body?" The body!? When did I get into a crime drama!?
Priscilla waves him off. "I didn't kill the woman, there's no need to do anything Al." I'm on the same carriage as the woman who doesn't deny she would casually kill someone.
Al looks surprised. "Really? After she talked all that trash?" You still shouldn't kill her... Life is precious.
Priscilla nods. "The woman was clearly mentally i'll, I doubt she meant me any harm, therefore I didn't harm her." I never expected to see a reasonable Priscilla.
The gladiator chuckles yet again. "Wow, so if I act mentally I'll I get to perv on Princess? Sign me up!" Trash, actual scum.
Priscilla hits him again. "Did you forget I ordered you to hide your perversion Al?!" I think he likes getting hit, you're only encouraging him Priscilla.
Al nods. "Yeah, sorry Princess." He doesn't seem nearly as apologetic as the first time.
Actually I think he might be hiding his growing 'sword'. "Priscilla, let me give you some advice, find another way to punish Al." I wish I could erase this from my mind.
Priscilla raises an eyebrow. "I don't see why... But I shall give it some thought puppy." Good, this guy is perverted scum of the highest level.
His head immediately falls down in shock. "N-no... I knew this stray dog would be troublesome..." You are the dog here!
Priscilla glares at him. "Al, no animal abuse." She goes to hit again, but stops before her blow connects.
I can almost taste Al's tears inside of his helmet, good, that's what perverts like him deserve.
Priscilla glares at Al. "I shall be more creative with your punishment from now on... And besides the woman's mental illness wasn't the only reason I stayed my hand." So you would beat up a mentally i'll person!?
I give her a confused look. "Ok, what's the reason then?" Probably something immensely stupid.
Priscilla's body shakes, it's clearly not a good memory, she uses her fan to hide her expression. "The woman just seemed so genuinely worried... She was screaming and crying, begging for me to run... So I threw some coin her way and left." I'm surprised Priscilla paid her.
Al shakes his head. "You threw some coin at her? Waste of money." I would normally agree, but Priscilla is loaded, might as well help some poor woman.
Priscilla glares at him. "Are you questioning me?" Al shakes his head in denial, Priscilla's glare lessens. "Besides, the fake fortune teller debacle did end with me meeting my new dog." I guess I should thank that woman then...
If it wasn't for Priscilla I might have died after all, and I don't... I don't want to die... I can't face her, I can't look at her as her beautiful expression twists in hate.
Why Satella? I... Thought I was finally becoming worthy of you...
Al's voice breaks me out of my depressed thoughts. "So... How did you meet her Princess?" He seems genuinely curious. "I doubt you would just get some nobody as you new dog." She would, she did.
Priscilla smiles, this time it's genuine. "After I left the mad woman, I began travelling through a merchant's area, as I was seeing the wares of the common folk I saw that a... Riot, yes a riot, was starting."
Al's tones is now full of shock. "A riot!?" He looks down. "I can already tell this isn't going to be good..." It wasn't, I thought they were going to tear my body apart...
Priscilla nods. "Indeed, this foolish dog was barking for her old master!" She's laughing. "'Come and get me Satella!' She screamed over and over again, quite a hilarious sight." It's not funny.
It's definitely not funny, I feel my fists clenching in anger.
Al looks at me with a new look, it's anger. "A cultist? Okay, let's kill her." Ah... I don't want to die.
Priscilla speaks up. "No, we shall not, no need to fear Al, I will tame this foolish dog." Don't say you want to tame me, from someone like you that sentence is way too... I'm not a pervert.
Al shrugs. "You know what? Whatever, you do you Princess." You're way to lax, don't underestimate the cult, they're full of monsters... Even if I'm happy right now.
Priscilla nods. "Indeed, now let me continue my regaling of how I met her." Priscilla's smile is full of arrogance, it's irritating that she looks even more sexy with it. "A crowd immediately formed to put down this dog..."
Priscilla uses her pocket fan to cool herself down, she's unbearably hot. "But since I was interested I used mine Yang Sword to disperse the crowd, I then took this dog with me, since she looked like a hurt puppy." Wow, even if you think I am a cultist?
She's insane, if it was me I would have joined the crowd and killed the disgusting cultist...
Thank you for saving me Priscilla, I was so, so terrified, I don't want to die.
Al nods. "Okay... I guess, so what's this dog's name?" You are the real dog here, only you would accept a cultist being near you just because Priscilla asked.
Speaking of Priscilla, she shrugs. "I didn't bother to ask." She turns around and looks at me. "Until now... Introduce yourself."
I nod. "My name is Subaru Natsuki." Their eyes widen in shock for some reason.
Priscilla's neutral look turns into a angry glare. "Your real name dog, or I may just throw you back to the streets." I just gave my real name! What's wrong with you!
My face contorts in worry. "T-that's my real name." I don't know what else to say.
Al sighs. "Well, you're certainly don't look or act like someone capable of fighting the Sword Saint to a draw..." What!?
Why would they have that impression!?
Priscilla nods. "Indeed, but I do not believe my puppy is lying, what a strange coincidence... Oh well, I suppose names can be repeated... Even surnames sometimes." Don't say it.
Don't say it, it can't be right, you're wrong, that's incorrect, you're delusional, that's...
"Sorry Priscilla, but could you clarify what Al meant?" Please tell me I understood it wrong.
Priscilla raises an eyebrow, but then nods. "I suppose the news have not yet reached the common folk... Or at least details about the news, but recently a man named Subaru Natsuki fought Reinhard Van Astrea to a standstill, he must be quite the warrior."
...
I want to vomit.
How many tries did it take him? Even if I tried a hundred times I could never scratch even someone like Garfiel.
A thousand times, a hundred thousand times, a million times... It still would not be enough to make Reinhard take one step back, how many did it take?
Satella said he only visited her once, so... A cheat, he has to have a cheat, the bastard got a isekai cheat, that's the only reasonable explanation.
I hate him, why him, but not me? Why couldn't I have my perfect isekai adventure? If I had Reinhard's power then I... I would not have failed again and again.
I'm lying to myself aren't I? He has no cheat, I already know this world isn't kind, stuff like that isn't given for free, the truth is simple.
He fought Reinhard because he's better than me.
That's all there is to it, he must be amazing, a piece of shit like me can't compare, that's why Satella traded me for him.
If he's still a Natsuki then he's probably more like my father than my mother, because... Because I know that if I was more like my father then I wouldn't be a failure.
I hate him, I'm jealous of him, I want to be like him, please just a little bit, I don't need to be as strong as Reinhard... I just want to be useful, to have some worth.
I never met him, but I know that I hate him, it's only natural, because I hate myself too, and he is my upgraded version.
"I hate him." These words leave my mouth by pure instinct, but I won't take them back, they are the truth.
Priscilla laughs. "Have you ever even met him? Oh my, the envy of a dog... As expected of one of her worshippers." I hate him.
I'm sorry Priscilla, but I can't pay attention to you right now, I can only think of him.
Does Emilia-Tan love him? Of course she does, who wouldn't?
He must be Rem's hero, he stole my title, he must be Roswaal's hope, he stole my title, he must be Nee-Sama's little brother, he stole my title, he must be Otto's best friend, he stole my title, he must be Garfiel's boss, he stole my title.
I hate him, I don't even know if he's with Emilia at all, but I can't help but despise him, I'm sorry, but I can never ever like someone like him.
Because I'm a pathetic woman who can't do anything, so I'll just keep seething in impotent rage.
I hope he makes everyone happy, I hope he keeps a spot in the camp open for a worthless woman like me.
I don't even know if he's with Emilia, at least that's what common sense says, but my soul knows the truth.
Because the only thing that can never change is my love for her, so surely he loves her too.
He must be Beako's contractor, he stole my title.
I want to vomit.
Priscilla is still laughing. "Look at the hate in her eyes Al! See!? This is why I picked her as my dog." I hate him.
Al doesn't move at all, but he does speak. "Are you sure about keeping her? She's got some murderous eyes Princess, maybe we should..." I hate him.
Priscilla laughs louder. "Don't worry Al, the best part is that she won't ever act on her rage, a envious coward to the very end." I hate him.
And I hate that Priscilla is right, because I can't help but love him as well, even though I never met him.
Please defeat the arch-bishops, please kill the great maebeasts, please save my friends, I'm begging you.
I wish I was with Subaru Natsuki right now, he must be a unstoppable super hero, superman come to life.
[Gluttony]
I hope he saves every single person that needs it, that he doesn't leave a single one behind, that he makes them all happy.
[Greed]
Please save me too, I'm here too, I can't do anything by myself, so please find a way to send me back, please.
[Sloth]
I hate him.
[Envy]
Suddenly I feel a comforting hand running through my hair. "Don't worry puppy, since I have decided to take you along with me you will be fine." It's Priscilla, she's patting my head like I really am her pet.
"W-what?" What the hell is she doing.
Priscilla gives me a smile. "You despise that man because you are pathetic do you not?" I don't want to, but I nod, my body moves on it on. "Then you need not worry, I am far above this man, and now that you belong to me... So are you." She believes it.
She really believes that... How!? Why does she believe that? I...
"Thanks, but I'll pass, I'm not your pet after all." I won't forget that she's insane too, I won't fall for her.
Besides... There's a strange feeling rising on my chest...
Priscilla chuckles. "How shy." She then waves me off. "It's cute, so I shall allow it." She cools herself down with her fan.
Time passes in silence, the sun is setting, it looks beautiful, specially with Priscilla here, but I can't just stay perving on her for all time, I need to ask a question.
"So what are you going to do to me?" Please don't throw me out, I have no idea what to do.
Priscilla smiles. "I shall take you to my home, there you will be bathed, fed and clothed... And if I'm feeling nice I will even give you a collar." I hate that those words make me shiver.
I'm not a masochistic, she's just so unfairly hot that even that makes me start feeling something...
Priscilla could probably tell a man she will murder his entire family and he would pop a boner, she's just that hot.
But, why is she wasting so much time with me? "So you're going to do all that for free? I'm warning you, I'm super broke." As usual.
She shakes her head. "Not for free, you shall work for me... Do you have any useful work experience?" I used to be a neet.
Used to. "Yeah, I worked as a maid once." For a even bigger noble than her... Then again, she is a cadidate, so maybe I'm technically wrong.
Priscilla raises an eyebrow. "Who did you serve? What were your duties?" How do I explain this...
I can't. "Sorry, but I can't say the name of the noble I worked for." I just can't, if she asks Ros-Chi then I'm screwed.
I want to go back to Emilia as an ally, not a weird con artist that they need to arrest.
Priscilla nods. "I don't care, just say what you're good for." That's insane, she's insane.
Al agrees. "Princess... The girl is bullshiting you for sure." Some actual common sense joins the fray.
Priscilla waves him off. "As I said Al, the girl does not possess fangs, worry not." Fuck you too.
Still, this is the best result I could have hoped for. "I can do a lot of things, cooking, cleaning, sewing and gardening." Roswaal was an exigent employer.
Priscilla nods. "Okay, we shall see whether your claims are true or not soon." Thankfully my neet life won't last long... I secured a job, that's the first step.
"By the way Priscilla... I need you to tell me something." I need to know where he is, I have to confirm it.
Priscilla shrugs. "Sure, I'm feeling playful, puppy." I hope some guy does use your lustful body until it breaks! can't you stop calling me a dog for five minutes!?
"What more can you tell me about Subaru Natsuki?" The hero of course, not me.
Priscilla puts a finger to her chin and begins talking. "Be aware that most of these are rumors." I nod. "I know he drove off the Bowel Hunter once, alone apparently." He doesn't need Reinhard's help, as expected of him.
Priscilla continues. "I also heard he apprehended a hired assassin, they uncovered quite the conspiracy plot." Did he catch Meili?
And Priscilla finishes. "He's apparently working for Roswaal L. Matters, the margrave." I knew it.
I fucking knew it, my entire body knew, my mind knew, my soul knew.
Subaru Natsuki is my replacement... I hate him... I want to meet him... What is he thinking right now?
I wish I could know.
Ah! I wish I could be dumping a hot load of my cum down my own throat! I mean Subaru's throat! The one that isn't me!
I can't find her, she's a ghost to my bounty tracker, so even though I'm worried about her spawning in the middle of nowhere I can't do anything about it.
So all that I can do is have sex with Shaula instead... Life is so cruel. "Damn it! It wasn't supposed to be you!" Right now Shaula is licking my dick.
"Geez master you sure know how to excite a woman, yup, you definitely aren't killing the mood or anything." Sorry my cute apprentice, but my heart is broken right now.
Still, please don't stop the blowjob, it's doing a fine job at fixing my heart.
"Shaula... I'm going to fuck your throat, and I'm calling you Subaru while doing it, sorry." I give her my warning.
"Wha-" And I start using her mouth as a onahole, forcing my dick down her throat.
Shaula's mouth feels amazing as usual, her wet tongue worshiping my cock inside of her mouth.
"Fuck! Take this Subaru! You're not a knight anymore! Now you're my cocksleeve!" I pound Shaula as hard as I can.
I keep imagining Shaula as my target, she's similar enough, specially with her clothing. "You wanted a happy isekai right? Don't worry I'll give it to you, all you have to do is swallow my load again and again."
Shaula's gag reflex is truly amazing, I'm fucking her face with all I got and she's taking it like a champ.
"I'll make you forget Emilia-Tan, Subaru, I'll make you forget all the pain you went through, the only thing you need to think about is what's the best way to drain my cock!"
Shaula's eyes are rolling to the back of her head, but that's fine, I'm almost finishing, she just needs to hold on a little bit longer...
It's here, I shoot my load down her throat. "That's a good girl~." I release Shaula, she immediately starts coughing.
After she recomposes herself she questions me. "That is one weird roleplay, yep, anything you want to confess master?" I guess without context it's pretty weird.
Actually it might be weird even with context, but I really want to fuck myself... Who's not really me, but also happens to be kind of like me.
I put my hands in my head out of despair. "Ah! I just want to ruin the body of a japanese girl with my big dick!" I want to impregnate myself damn it.
But not really me... This is gonna get confusing.
"I don't know what a Japanese girl is... But you can ruin my body master! Yep!" Thanks Shaula, but I can't impregnate you, your body is made for anal...
"Sorry Shaula, but I'll pass, besides we shouldn't be fucking here anyways..." By here I mean in the hallways of the mansion.
Shaula shrugs. "Come on master! You can fill my butt while thinking it's yours, yep!" Nah, your butt is too big and perfect to be Subaru's.
I shake my head. "You don't get the appeal of fucking an average girl Shaula, Someone who's boobs aren't either too big or small, someone who's butt is not too big or small. She looks fine, not ugly or anything, she's kind of fit, but not enough to have a six pack, she takes care of her hair, but it's not truly beautiful. I want to fuck a girl like that Shaula, I want to make her a mother."
Shaula's eyes widen. "Master, I have no idea what your talking about, yup." I know Shaula I don't blame you for it...
But it still hurts my heart... Well to be honest I'm kind of glad Subaru... Fembaru... Natsumi... My newest cocksleeve isn't stamped.
It would be boring if she just jumped on my bones right away, I want her to look at me and decide she loves me more than Emilia.
I want her to think I'm worth dying for, I want to become her world... With my efforts.
Still, I am worried about her, I was kind of hoping that I could find her and force her into a contract with my new [Darkness Devil] powers.
My new powers work surprisingly well with my witch factor, it's like [Envy] is feeding the dark inside of me.
I love that I can think that, my teenage self would be so jealous... Anyways I was hoping to buff her authorities or something, but I can't find her.
A lost Subaru Natsuki is dangerous, maybe she will become pride or something, that would be bad...
Then again... A girl dying hundreds of thousands of times to make me king? Hot as hell.
Eh, can't be helped... For now I'll simply keep fucking Shaula while imagining she's Cocksleeve.
"What were those loud screams?" I hear a voice rushing over, it's Goddess Ram... Time to dip.
"Let's go Shaula." She nods, with spit still running down her mouth.
Darkness takes a hold of us, we move, it's not teleportation, but it's incredibly fast, suddenly we are in my room.
"Your new powers sure are convenient master, yep, still wish we could have kept fucking there though." I could have...
But while I could have covered the entire hallway with pure darkness the only thing that would have accomplished is giving Goddess Ram trauma.
My powers as the [Darkness Devil] are weird, as long as it's related to darkness in some way I can do it.
I could probably even imitate Satella's shadows and start consuming the world... Eventually that is.
I'm weak right now, I'm a tier 4 after all, I ain't doing shit close to that level.
I did train my powers with Shaula a little bit, mostly because I want to keep them a secret from Gameshark... They may be a nice trumpcard.
Sadly so far I haven't manifested my super special sword, and I can't make people bleed to death just by looking at them either.
But there is one thing... My powers gained from fear in the world of chainsaw man haven't disappeared...
They're just sealed, like a muscle I forgot how to use.
The same applies to all words except for the one that the [Devil Of Greed] came from.
Subaru's original world, Mushoku Tensei, Jujutsu Kaisen, Chainsaw man and this one... They are all feeding me.
I just need to wake that muscle and eventually I might become unstoppable, specially as I travel to other worlds.
Well, maybe not unstoppable, my powers need to be rooted in people's cultures, so I can't just make shit up... It needs to have a basis.
I also get weaker when I'm on lit places... Well, not weaker, more like neutralized? It's hard to explain, but I feel pretty invincible in the dark.
Even the place we are in right now was only reachable because my room has no lighting right now.
I imagine I could even move to Arlam villagw from here in a few seconds... My normal movement using the Six Eyes and [Battle Aura] would be faster, but I trained those.
In the end what's most interesting is this weird sense I have for dark places, I can even feel the shadow garden, the only reason I can't move there is because I'm weak right now.
"Wow master... a frog! I like them, yup." Also I can summon frogs.
Shaula likes them, so I do it a lot. "Yeah Shaula, it sure is a frog." The little green dude disappears and Shaula goes back to normal.
I can't summon dead astronauts yet, so sadly I have to stick with frogs for now...
Shaula looks at me with disappointment. "Master! Bring the frog back! Yep!" I am a being that piggybacks on humanity's fear to exist...
I'm also the frog maker. "Shaula, let me cum in your throat while imagining you're Subaru again, and I'll bring back the frog." The frog maker gets laid.
Shaula quickly nods. "Okay master! Feel free to fuck yourself, yup!" Shaula is a good girl... Good girls get to see frogs.
Still she's only a quick fix for my issue, I need to find [Cocksleeve] and pound a baby in her already!
AN: Today I spent a good amount of my time thinking on how I could justify Subaru traveling to Vollachia for the sole motive of cucking Todd... I couldn't come up with a good reason.