What if Steve Leonard was a girl? This subject explored as Kuri Leonard brings the Cirque du Freak to the attention of Darren Shan. Will destiny smile on the two friends? Or are they doomed from the start?

Madam Octa is engaged to a certain lovely grey spider, and from what everyone can tell, she wants a fancy wedding. Enter Darren, Larten, Harkat, Mika, Arrow, Paris, Kurda, and Seba. Once again, this was originally written in the mid-2000's and I really cannot emphasize that enough.

Edited and re-posted for the 13th anniversary, since this fandom refuses to die. Tale as old as time: Darren brings a computer into Vampire Mountain. One thing leads to another, and the gang is swept away on their first family vacation. Which is a ski trip, because randomness was our religion in 2008. Logic, reason, and canon don't exist here. Only wholesome crack.

Larten came across a little fox. He decided to take her in; not knowing why he is so drawn to her. He cares for her gently and kindly. Little does he know that she is has a human form of a beautiful woman.

After her twin sister and voice is taken from her, Kuri discovers a vampire named Crepsley is responsible. Kuri decides to find the vampire and take back her sister, but to do this she must become a vampire. Her journey into the clan bonds her to Darren Shan, and brings her to a place of leadership she never thought possible.

The discovery of Larten Crepsleys secret daughter leads Darren and his sire back to where it all began, the Cirque Du Freak. After meeting Victoria Crepsley it is clear that Darren is enamored with her but why was she a secret? And why does she bring a darkness out in Darren he never knew existed? A more macabre take on the book series. Rating may change to M.

All Kurda wanted was to survive university with his sanity intact, graduate with a liberal arts degree, and get out of this town forever. Sharing a house with three entitled, loud-mouthed jocks who double major in beer pong and football, and strut around like they're royalty or something? NOT part of the plan. Reality is often disappointing. [COLLEGE AU]

Valentine's Day Oneshot. Life in Vampire Mountain gets busy, and Mika has more on his plate than most. Kurda starts to feel a little neglected, so he takes matters into his own hands and uses his royal boyfriend's weaknesses against him. Established MikaKurda. Takes place between Call It What You Want and Endgame, AKA when they're happy.

A series of ficlets set in an AU where Princes are partners in a law firm, Generals are underneath them and Kurda doesn't quite think himself on the same level as the Princes or anywhere close. This is mostly Kurda pining over Mika. Now a series! Title change, previously "I'm Your Angel Elipsis"

Holiday companion to the Dirty Chai AU. Three short stories. Three Christmases Mika and Kurda will never forget.

Darren Verres meets the Larten Crepsley, a man who prides himself upon his logical method of thinking. Together, they find themselves at the very center of a dangerous prophecy.

AU STORY/AU TIMELINE. Gavner's Goddaughter is dying and he cannot change her himself, so he sends her to the only Vampire he trusts. Follow my story; a tale of action, adventure, loss, and love.

A short conversation between Larten and Arra on the Final night of the Festival of the Undead, and on a final night after. *Reuploaded* The format was wonky, hopefully fixed now. *Spoilers for Book 6*

This is my rendition of what would have happened if Darren survived the final encounter and accepted fate. I was going to title it "The Cannibal King" but it was not fitting for it and not really original.

The love of his life was dead. Sentenced to a dishonorable death, impaled by sharpened, fiery stakes to the back. Charred bones probably still there. And he couldn't have done a single goddamn thing about it.

A present for my friends Mace and Lukas. A surprise FaceTime call from Vancha has the Vampire Mountain crew doing something Darren swore he'd never do with them again... flying overseas. Just a simple oneshot. Light on plot, heavy on absolute nonsense.

"Big reputation, big reputation. You and me we got big reputations. And you heard about me, I got some big enemies" Newly established Mika/Kurda, from the dawn of their relationship to the final events of The Vampire Prince (to an extent). We're in the endgame now. Sequel to Call It What You Want.

I wrote this as a birthday gift to myself, tbh. 4 months into their relationship, Kurda suddenly finds out Mika's 270th birthday is just hours away. What do you get for the Prince who has literally everything? You try to build him a coffee maker from scratch, fail miserably, and ask Seba for help. That's what.

Larten and his assistant wander without worries, until they suddenly see a thin young boy alone in the forest on the black night. As they get closer, they see the boy was not a normal human boy.

Arrow has always been known for his harsh nature against vampaneze, his soft voice with children, his career as a Vampire Prince, and his widower status. What is supposed to be therapy for him to come to terms with Sarah's death turns into a much bigger chance at redemption.

Legend has it the gods would gift a pair of vampires with the ability to conceive a child. Darren Shan and Elena Crepsley thought they were normal average kids, but when a certain freak show pulls into town, they will learn the truth about themselves, and a certain orange haired vampire will have to embrace the task he never wanted: fatherhood. *Rewritten, previously called What If

2 months after "The Vampire Prince", everyone is adjusting to the new normal. Darren and Larten find themselves fighting in the Hall of Princes and Darren's really just not having a good day. In an uncharacteristic moment of sympathy, Mika tells Darren about that time Larten made a fool of himself. Inspired by events from The Saga Of Larten Crepsley: Palace Of The Damned.

Continued on AO3. Steve/Darren, AU, Slowburn. Steve and Darren grow into semi-reasonable teenagers and remain best mates despite a rocky start to year 11. But Darren's new boyfriend leaves Steve on edge, and a familiar freak-show has just rolled into London.WARNING: Contains M/M, M/F sexual content and violence in later chapters.

"There is an indentation in the shape of you. Made your mark on me, a golden tattoo." It's almost been a year since That One Night (tm) and Mika and Kurda aren't exactly on the same page. We've got a long way to go. Murda is still the endgame. Sequel to This Is Us.

The War of the Scars will be decided by the Vampyre Priestess. But who is she? There are two possibilities, one dark, and one light. One has chosen Darren, and the other Steve.