Artemis finds out that a relative of Opal Koboi is on the lose, and must help stop her. Artemis has to become a student at a new school in order to find out more about this pixie. Rated T for fight scenes.

Authors Note: The following is the first few paragraphs of a fan fiction I'm currently working on. It takes place after the events of The Last Guardian! It's been a while since I've actually read The Last Guardian cover to cover, so there may be continuity errors in the future! Please let me know if you see any major ones, and if you'd like me to post the rest of this! Cheers!

548 days. 548 days had passed since Opal had tried taking over the world; again.

"A fledgling will never learn to fly if it isn't first pushed from the nest." That's what Artemis Sr. says when he sends his son, Artemis II, on a simple mission in Russia. But when things go awry, Artemis is kidnapped. It is up to Artemis Sr. to get his son back, and it is up to Artemis II to deal with things his own way. Abandoned.

What if Opal foresaw her own death, raises a clone before Artemis is resurrected and takes over the world? Read and find out. First Story, so don't be mean. Maybe A/H in later chapters.

We all heard about Artemis Fowl II coming from a family of well-known criminals. But what about women that married into said family? This is a story about Angelina Fowl before the alleged death of her husband, Artemis Fowl I. Because behind every successful man there is a powerful woman. And Fowls have always been successful.

Angeline Fowl II is Artemis Fowl II's anything but innocent 18 year old sister. Just like her brother, she began as a criminal mastermind, but never learned to find the goodness in her heart. She works for the LEP with her best friend the 20 year old Damon, but not the way you think. Angeline and Damon aren't just the police, they are also the enemy.

Christmas time is here and Artemis gets himself into trouble when he tells a lie to not disappoint his mother. Now needing the help of Holly, will they be able to get through the holiday season passing off the elf as his girlfriend? But when the lie spreads to more extreme measures on its own, Artemis and Holly realize that maybe they aren't acting as much as they think. A/H!

Before the fairies, before the adventures, before the Blue Diamond, before The Academy, before... Well. Before a lot of things. There was just a boy, destined for something much greater than a part in a nativity. But for now, there was only his mother, his uncle and his grandfather. Set before 'Just Reckoning', focusing on the people who brought Butler up - and what might've been.

Human AU. Artemis Fowl II is an international level criminal, hunting for his missing father and committing major crimes along the way. Holly Short is simply an officer-in-training on Christmas vacation. But when she gets recruited for a mission to try to stop his latest heist, well... it's just a disaster. Obviously A/H.

Artemis has done one of the greatest sins. He killed someone to save the one he loved above all else. However not all is exactly as is seems. The day after Artemis is banished from the Lower Elements he vanishes without a trace. Along with his adoptive older brother Alexander Fowl. Five ears later someone is stalking Holly. Someone not of her world or even universe.

Artemis' skin crawls by just the thought of what happened. His chest is compressed and its hard to breath. He can't speak. He can't think. The genius is broken.

Artemis is in love, yes in love, with a beautiful woman named Faith. Will everyone accept her? Or will they disapprove of her? And will her past get in the way of their future? Rated M for language, sex, and violence.

Exactly what the title says. After his father leaves on a business trip and doesn't return, Artemis decides to track him down himself. Where he tracks him to is the People. How he plans to get him back... well, it seems simple to do a swap and trade, until he tries and gets a little more than he bargained for...

A collection of Artemis Fowl smuts. Yay. Some are kind of a what-if scenario. All characters have been aged up when necessary. This means Artemis and Minerva are both 18. I hope you enjoy.

A rift in time changes the events at Fowl manor, the Last Guardian is thrust back in time to fix it. He knows what he must do, but the question is... is it necessary?

Trouble asks Holly out. Holly misinterprets him. And Artemis ruins everything for Trouble. Not H/T. Please review!

Alternate title: The One Where Artemis Is More Of A Genius And As A Result Becomes A Normal Kid. 'Artemis Fowl wasn't an idiot. He knew he would have enemies. He also knew the best plan of attack is one of surprise. He acts accordingly. He prefers being underestimated to being dead.' In which Artemis is just a little bit smarter than canon, and that one IQ point changes everything.

A One-Shot that I wrote when I was really bored. I guess its kind of parody-ish. Artemis is forced to take Myles and Beckett shopping. Holly turns up and stuff happens. Please review. Crackfic.

At the tender age of 8, Artemis vowed to never let his emotions get away from him, to never feel so much he would put people in danger. To never use his powers if not absolutely necessary. And so he did, banishing his emotions from his heart and incasing himself in armor made of ice.

Our decisions in the past affect the present and change the future, everything that happens to us is the consequence of choice. Echoes of events that occurred ten thousand years ago sound louder each day. Evil raises head and spreads wings. The People face the threat of genocide, but there's a human who's always ready to help his little friends. It's Artemis Fowl II

As Artemis and Holly's wedding draws closer, the past comes back to life in the most unexpected way. Holly faces challenges that she could never even imagine happening. Will it be too much for her? Will all of it tear the couple apart? And, on a separate note, what is Juliet hiding from everyone?

La mission est simple. Voler jusqu'à l'antenne, pirater le signal, le dériver en partie sur Haven-ville, et revenir. Sans laisser de traces. Cependant... D'Arvit, pourquoi faut-il que les missions les plus banales soient toujours celles avec des imprévus ? /Holly Short one-shot/

The devastating war between the worlds can only be won by the human race when a new threat arises to the magic of the People. With hostages, time-space and warfare in the mix, Artemis Fowl has a maze of interconnected problems to deal with and a web of battles to win; but all he wants, all both sides want right now, is Holly Short on their side.

Years after Artemis dies, Holly is still reminded of him. Sometimes the reminder is pretty obvious. Future fic. Oneshot. Not sad, really, just bittersweet.