Artemis gets hurt in a prank. Holly comforts. Things come out. Rate T, After TTP, Winter.

The Last Will and Testament of Artemis Fowl II translated from the Gnommish text found along the bottom of the pages of Artemis Fowl and the Last Guardian. All Copyright to Eoin Colfer, I do not own any of this, I just translated it!

At some point in their lives, everyone longs to fit in, even a teenage genius. Artemis's attempt to be "normal" backfires and lands him in hot water with Butler. Warning; This story contains spanking of a teenager. If you don't want to read that, don't read this.

Title is pretty clear. This is just my take on what should have happened after TLG. Obviously spoilers for all the books. I'm mainly using this to set up a universe to write more stories in. You should read it before you read any other AF stories I write in the future.

WARNING SPOILER ALERT DO NOT READ IF YOU DID NOT READ THE LAST ARTEMIS FOWL BOOK! Set after Artemis Fowl: The Last Guardian When Aretimis' brain was transferred to the clone, his personality was switched as well, leaving Butler and Juliet to decide wether to tell him about the fairies or not.

A series of events leave two best friends stranded and lost in the back roads of Ireland. In finding their way, they find each other. A celebration of Artemis and Holly's friendship, occasionally bordering on something more but never quite crossing that line. Three-shot

My Halloween special! When Holly gets chosen to guard a certain something on a very vulnerable night, will Holly and Artemis survive the night? Who else might be put in danger? And who is looking over them?

A poem i made up. Durring arty's AC. A/H all the way! also hurt/comfort. My first fic! R&R! ill give you a cookie! (not literally)

VERY dark one-shot. Fowl and Short's relationship has progressed, but something is utterly wrong. Only an outsider could really see what was going on, and he realized what was happening only when it was far too late.

San D'Klass certainly didn't have Artemis Fowl in mind when he decided to give gifts to all the Mud Children in an attempt to appease them. Especially since Artemis Fowl can never be satisfied unless he TAKES what he wants. Which includes a certain elf.

Oneshot. After a moment of fun goes awry, Artemis realizes that their time travel adventure has left Holly with a new phobia. Reluctantly, Holly allows Artemis a chance to cure this inhibition, also giving him a chance to overcome an old one. Fluffy?

She wanted him. She could never deny that. Eventually, they'd get there. But "eventually" is such a tenuous concept. And there are some things in this life that are just...easier.

Humans have long debated their origins, and even the fairies do not have all the answers. When Artemis lectures Holly on a few of the major theories, he stumbles upon one that is perhaps a bit more...apt than most people realize.

Full title: "Five fairies Artemis Fowl could have kidnapped who would have made his job a lot more difficult and one fairy who would have made things much easier, in the short run ." Just a little bit of fun.

A collection of humorous stories covering: the use of lotion, violent Holly, hormone-addled Artemis, swear toads, fairy cuisine, public singing, memes, sexy dancing, sports cars, innuendo, female "purity," rockstar anatomy, babysitting, gods, and romance.

Premarital relations, elf lessons, hot tubs, dirty dancing, pure torture, relentless gossip, brutal honesty, old shame, and bedroom games. Another collection of moments between Artemis and Holly. Chapter 21: He doesn't know what to do NOW, but I'm sure he could think up something good.

A series of shorts about the Fowl Universe before the books began, looking into the lives of Coral Short, Artemis Fowl I, Angeline, young Butler, pre-Commander Root, and many others, over time. Chapter 7: Don't, you're a tease. Do...

Four terrifying words: "You are the father." When the last person in the LEP that ANYONE thought would ever hear those words finds himself having to face up to a new responsibility...will he rise to it or fall? And what must he lose to get what he wants?

After the final battler against Opal Koboi, Artemis sinks into a coma. Upon awakening, he finds something inside of himself has changed. And something outside of himself, as well.

"Oh by gosh, by golly, it's time for mistletoe and Holly..." When Holly is standing at the exact wrong place at the exact wrong time, some...unorthodox methods may be needed to help her out. Story contains the prompt for my next hosted fic contest!

Just a little one-shot. It's a given that, after being on the site for a while, you've got to pair up Grub Kelp...right? He's too cute to be single! A bit of office banter leads to a shocking proposition for Corporal Kelp. Re-post due to errors in site.

"My Black Beast." The thing which you hate the most. For Butler, a weakness: something a bodyguard should not have. For Minerva, a mistake: something geniuses do not make. Of course, every rule has its exception.

A series of short scenes that we've ALL been panting over for the last book. Filling in plot holes, increasing the levels of awesome, shipping in such quantity as hasn't been seen since WWII, brick jokes, and fixing those little mistakes. Chapter 15: The grand finale, and I have RUINED you all for the last book, haven't I?

Ever since Holly and Artemis met, their lives have been entwined. This does not guarantee a happy ending. One event in their lives, following three paths, could mean the difference between horror, adventure, and romance. Enemies, friends, and lovers.

"Lili and I got talking, you see, and she had this great idea, so I thought I'd try it out." Artemis grinned. An idea from Lili? The last time Holly had come home with one of those, they'd both been too exhausted to leave the house that weekend. "Right, Lili?" Holly said, looking over her shoulder. VERY important note: Read the author's note first.