Alex hasn't died. Or been deported. Or joined a terrorist organization. Or went on a desperate mission to save the world. In other words, it's a really boring week. Then the CIA call in a favor, therefore MI6 calls in a favor. As usual, Alex gets kidnapped. Oh, and unfortunately for Alex, most of his surprises don't include confetti. For Spyfest 2017.

when Ian is dead, Alex is having troubles, and not just because Mi6 decided he'd be a good Teen Spy A/N: this story is about Alex Rider's life, and how he wants to end it and how he wants to get over his old life. **One Shot #1-AR**

A fan-made screenplay of the first Alex Rider book "Stormbreaker." Written as a means to cope with my utter disappointment with the movie.

A collection of drabble-like works—that are not necessarily connected—about anything Alex Rider. (Currently taking requests)

No one really notices a plain girl like Heather Hansen, which makes it easy to see things she isn't meant to see or to overhear things that aren't for her ears. But maybe this time she should quit on figuring out this particular mystery before she discovers something dangerous and most likely deadly. One-shot.

Alex Rider leaned against the door frame of the restaurant, eyes fixed on Yassen. Alex stood tall and confident, tilting his head at him like a beckoning. / MI6 decides to try catching flies with honey; Alex has never been very sweet, but he'll have to do. / (Not slash). Rated T-M, full warning inside.

Lies are easy,the truth so difficult. After living a life of lies as a spy turned assassin Alex is faced with his past when he is captured and sent to Brecon Beacons. While there he is forced to find the hardest truth of all, that which is within himself.

Alex Rider is a druggie and delinquent. That's what his teachers and peers think. In reality, he can be a cold and unforgiving agent. His skills have taken him far as a spy for MI6. One average afternoon an attack is carried out at Brooklands High School, leaving the fate of his classmates up to him. May contain slight Alex/Wolf, but it will not be a focal point of the story.

Wolf is assigned to interrogate a dangerous assassin who's been brought to Brecon Beacons. The problem is, Wolf used to know him as Cub.

Alex has to believe in the side he is fighting for, has to believe that he's on the good side. But the world isn't as black and white as Alex would wish, and it's time for him to learn. His teacher is unorthodox, the classroom not ideal, but he learns anyway. He only has to cross paths with an assassin once to gain a little perspective.

Lagniappe: something given as a bonus, or extra gift. Or, a collection of ficlets/alternate files for my fic "The Jaws of Death, the Mouth of Hell." Essentially just a bunch of missing moments and what-ifs, starting with the much-anticipated alternate chapter two many of you have been asking for.

She was a woman with nothing to lose. He was a man who had everything but happiness. They were never supposed to meet . . . until they did. (Written for SpyFest 2017, week 4)

This is an Alex Rider Fan Fiction, set shortly after the end of Scorpia Rising. Whilst preparing to leave for America, something happens...

Travelling and learning that some things can't be changed. Written for SpyFest 2017, week four

Jack's entry into the Rider household, unprepared, unqualified and unprofessional, could only be explosive. Winner of Spyfest 2017, week 4.

Alex might have been a teenage superspy, might have saved the world countless times, but SAS selection was never going to be easy. Will this bring him down where all those villains failed? Joint winner of Spyfest 2017, week 3.

Of course Alex has to make a simple school trip into a spectacle. Why can't he just make a few good decisions and save himself the trouble? But does he even really want to turn up to this stupid lecture in the first place or will it reunite him with the life he thought he'd finally left behind in Egypt?

What if Alex Rider had an older sister? What if she blurred the lines between 'good' and 'bad? What if she slept with Yassen? What if she joined Scorpia? What if she slept with Nile? What if she slept with Ash? What if she was far from innocent? Would Alex have a better chance of survival? Would Ian and Jack live? Would Yassen, Nile and Ash? OOC, dub-con, underage.

Takes place after Scorpia Rising. While on a mission, Alex bumps into the most unlikely person. Written for Spyfest 2017.

K-Unit is up against...robots? How did this happen? (WARNING: WEIRDNESS) I am aware I took the title of the book and the prompt, so I guess as a disclaimer I don't own the title. For SpyFest 2017 week three.

"What happened to me?" "You died." "Always expected hell to be darker." Oneshot, for SpyFest 2017, Week Two.

Spoilers for Never Say Die. Killing is like learning to ride a bike as Alex is going to figure out very soon. For Spyfest 2017.

MI6 decides, for convenience, that the easiest way to continue using Alex without constantly making up excuses is to fake his death. Alex agrees, on one condition: he gets to attend his own funeral. Crack, oneshot, for SpyFest 2017 week two.

English at the best of times isn't brilliant but what races through Alex's mind when they start a module of war poetry. Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori. Oh the sweet honour to die for one's country...is that true or all just lie told by the suits to make everyone feel better - based on the poem Dulce et decorum est by Wilfrid Owen. SpyFest 2017 Week 2!

After an injury on one of his missions, Alex is relegated to an isolated villa on the eastern Italian coast. The villagers speculate about this mysterious man, his origins, and why he has returned to the villa that has been abandoned for nearly a decade. For Spyfest 2017.