This is what I think happened during the "The Hamburg Incident" mentioned in first book of the Artemis Fowl series.

Después de releer los cinco libros de Artemis Fowl me entró ganas de escribir sobre la pareja ButlerxArtemis; obviamente yaoi, chic@s que no gusten del género... absténganse. Las lindas personitas que le den un vistazo ¡dejen un review!

-You may have seen this somewhere else, if so, it hasn't been updated yet. Note- I'm completely switching to here, now.- Dracular Rewritten in the style of Artemis Fowl. If you haven't read Dracular, it doesn't matter. It should make sense anyway. :D

A really fluffy A/M oneshot/drabble thing. CC is appreciated, flamers will be ignored.

When they said that sleep is a necessity, not a luxury, they were right. AxH.

Well, a girl named Keilah, fresh from America, has moved to Ireland. She ends up baby-sitting for Artemis' family, and she and Arty learn a lot from each other.

A lot of stange things are happening to Artemis today. . .Review, review, sings me!

A pretty girl decides to steal something from Artemis. PLEASE REVIEW because I'd love feedback so I can make it progressively better : Thanks, and I hope you enjoy!

Artemis is in the hospital following the events of Atlantis Complex. Holly helps him to deal with his issues, on his path to recovery. AFHS.

Artemis Fowl Senior has returned to his family, had twins with Angeline, and is trying to re-connect with his loved ones. However, Artemis has learned to be independent and is being a father figure to the Fowl twins. A story about a damaged relationship

Artemis' mother makes him wear the shirt. . . and other stuff too. Short!

Artemis is suffering from a bizarre illness that might be fatal. When Holly comes to help, she and Artemis travel to Haven and, with the help of Foaly, attempt to find a cure for Artemis' ailment. However Artemis and Holly may find more than just a cure.

Oneshot. Tras arruinarse un momento de diversión, Artemis descubre que su aventura por el tiempo ha dejado a Holly con una nueva fobia. A regañadientes, Holly le permite que trate con su problema, dándole a él la ocasión de superar uno propio.

What happens when a real life genius gets an idea? You will find out!

He loved her and he hated seeing her like this. She was so sad and in so much pain. So when she asked him to make her forget...well, how could he not?

Post Inebriation- In which Artemis can remember nothing of what happened the night before and in which Holly and the twins try desperately to keep it that way. Artemis/Holly

Apparently she tasted like, of all things, soy-ice cream. But of course Artemis would know, wouldn't he?... A lesson in taste, lust, sex and pointless novels. Artemis/Holly

Artemis wants to know if he's been flirting the right way with Holly, who he wants to make his girlfriend. For some obscure reason, he goes to Root for advice on his flirting methods. Warning: stupidity and hilarity. T cuz I feel like it! AxH

These are collections of random possibilities that can happen in Artemis Fowl! Read to find out !

A brief look into Artemis's Elementary school days if he had gone to a public elementary school

Guess what, Arty? My long lost cousin and her son are coming to live with us! Isn't that great? "He was a hoodlum. His mother had invited a *hoodlum* into their home." Male OC X Artemis X Male OC. Slash. Pride and Prejudice-esque.

It's true, what they say. Opposites do attract. Just a 100-word drabble I wrote. Please read and review!

A young fairy has her sights on the Fowl Manor. Artemis questions why he didn't stop her sooner . . .

Last I saw him, Butler was in the US Secret Service and Artemis Fowl II, his Principal, was nowhere in sight. What led to Artemis and his bodyguard to meddle in the USA's government? And why does the President's adopted Italian daughter never seem to age?

Holly utilizes a slightly unconventional method to apprehend a criminal, and Julius realizes something important. With a touch of "Tangled"