Slightly crackish. What happens when Artemis gets caught singing in the shower? Blackmail, that's what!

artemis is dead, but that isn't the point. much. well it might be, but for the moment I have more serious concerns. don't review

"Your bodyguard?" A stupid question, but Artemis turns anyway, and when he speaks, he purrs, "No…" sarcastic—but not quite so sarcastic, Butler thinks, as he might have been. "He's my gigolo." Ten Drabbles. DB/AF, SLASH

The title really doesn't fit, but this is really just a short poem I wrote on the spot, inspired after finishing The Eternity Code. R&R

Artemis hasn't seen Holly in two months and although he tried he can't contact her. What will happen when Opal comes back and the two become as close as ever? Read and find out

Amid the happenings of Haven, Captain Holly Shot finds the time to say a final goodbye to a special friend – Holly/Julius one-shot

Oneshot immediately after Atlantis Complex so SPOILERS! Angeline Fowl boards the Nostremius to see her son and overhears a conversation between an anxious Artemis and Captain Holly Short. Slight Artemis/Holly fluff and the first time Angeline meets Holly.

Artemis is being forced to join the army by his mother, but telling Holly and having to say goodbye to her will be the hardest thing he's ever done. Although they won't see each other, they know in their hearts that their love will last forever.

""We all knew it, Trouble. We just never wanted to accept it." She's gone deeper off the edge. Then a scary thought hit me. What if she's right?" One very long one-shot, morbid, character deaths, suicide and an insane!Holly. One-sided H/T, A/H.

Remember that 'long talk' that Holly promised Artemis? Well, watch out Artemis/Orion, for here it comes! Very short story in which Artemis and Orion fight for the hand of Holly, set just after the Atlantis Complex. Major crack ensues. R'n'R please!

I am just uploading this little snippet to see what you guys think about it. Read and review please! This is my first story up here! If you guys like it, then I will continue :P. I accept constructive crits!

I don't know what Eoin's got planned for Book 8, but I know what I'd do for Book 9. Here is a synopsis.

A collection of short one-shots/ficlets. Mostly A/H, though many ships explored: AM, HT, JH, FH, etc. Nmbr 10 up: He gazes down at her. "Raine." She smiles warmly. "Julius." 9 and 10 contain Atlantis Complex spoilers.

A collection of ideas and short fics taking place throughout the Artemis Fowl universe. Chapter 5: Holly plays with fire...and Artemis gets burned. A/H

Sequel to The Magic Paradox. Artemis Fowl has made a huge mistake. Not only in trying to overcome his amnesia, but in his own plan. Now that his memories are starting to come back, they are in a strange place, meeting people they never expected to. A/H

well this is my first fanfic so tell me what you think. anyway lets see hat happens when artimis uncovers a mistake made long ago by the people. can artimis and hollys love survive

Right...my first fanfic based on the first book but Holly is the main character in this story, not Artemis, hope you guys enjoy, and please review! On hiatus now, I'm focusing on my other fic for now, and I actually don't really know where to get with this one, it was for practice in the first place anyway XD.

Post TAC. Contains SPOILERS for The Atlantis Complex. Sometimes an inkblot is just an inkblot. Or not...

Artemis develops feelings for Holly.

A paradigm, in its most basic form, is a framework. A framework for some thought process. A framework that Artemis currently lacks.

Artemis, faced with many decisions, must choose: Minerva or Holly? Butler or Juliet? His popcorn or Mulch Diggums? A hilarious story questioning the very balance at which the universe balances.. Will Artemis avoid disaster? Will he be late for dinner?

A/H. Just a sweet little something I thought of when I should be sleeping. First fanfic.

Before Dr. Poe, someone else was Artemis Fowl's physiologist, but only for one meeting. It was not, however, due to something Artemis said. In fact, the school never knew he had the appointment at all. A one-shot I had to try. AxH mentioned at the end.

Oh god, I'm so sorry, but I had to do it. Translation for the Atlantis Complex is now up - slight spoilers, so beware!

Trouble Kelp is losing his faith in the LEP. Will a talk to our favorite Recon officer change his mind?