A poem I wrote because I was too lazy to write a full story.

How would Artemis react to things we take for granted in our normal lives? A sort of "What Would Artemis Do?" kind of thing. Chapter 12- Artemis battles the ultimate evil: Facebook request emails!

1 year after TTP, holly is promoted. A&H. Possible extended story to follow, if people persaude me hard enough . . .

FULL SUMMARY INSIDE :: "I hate blood," Artemis frowned, poking a straw through the IV bag, and timidly sipping its contents.

Who are we to refuse what has been given to us? Sequel to Deliverance.

Butler gets drunk, and Minerva, Holly, and Artemis have sex. Flames expected.

Opal is thinking back about her meetings with Holly, and how her feelings changed during that time.

Story of Artemis' Genius daughter who is just as criminal as he was when he was 12 but she is only 8. Read as she attempts to kidnap the LEPs computer genius right from under their noses. ABANDONED

Trouble Kelp can only reminisce about the times before Ark Sool became commander...until things drastically changed. TLC, songfic: Plc. 4 Mie Hæd – Linkin Park

Just some random drabbles and one-shots. Latest chapter: Some thoughts on Artemis Fowl and challenges.

The gang have be tossed into yet another adventure. But this time is different. 5 strange stones know only as the soul stones will cause Artemis mind to hangs in the balance. Will the stones help Artemis find inner peace or set free an evil beast.

A series of novels that are too close to real life, and an orphan girl who just wants to find her parents. When you add a revenge seeking Opal Koboi, somthing is bound to go wrong. And what exactly happened when Holly disappeared? Rating might go up latK

I’m not a Dear-Diary-Today-my-hair-was-a-mess-boo-hoo-oh-woe-is-me kind of girl. I’m more of a Say-one-more-word-about-my-hair-and-it-won’t-be-the-only-thing-that’s-messed-up-you-creep person. So this could come as a surprise." Written by an angry Holly.

He took one look at him, in his eyes, and that one glance said it all. The boy had finally been broken...by himself. "Why don't I care anymore, Domovoi?" Character deaths, Hints of slash, slight AU, dark. Chapter made of small dabbles.

Totally unprecedented off-shoot of Seen In a Certain Light, circa chapter 15, ie. the Artemis comes over for "dinner" chapter. I originally upped the rating for that chapter, so there may as well be a reason!

Something tragic happens to Artemis, and things don't get better when Holly refuses to talk to him. What will her coldness do to him? Character death and lemons. Rated M for a reason! Don't read if you're under 14.

Romance/humour. Two-shot. Post TTP. An extended version of 'Oh, Holly, Holly, Holly, Holly.' Artemis and Holly are playing chess and he soon finds it hard to concentrate. His elf-kissing days... Are just beginning. Rated M for a reason.

butler's life after things go wrong

when some technology goes missing the fairies need it back. By ANY means! A/H

Post The Opal Deception drabble I wrote a few years ago which I found recently and edited. R&R

Title says it all. Holly stumbles upon an unexpected scene. Read and find out.

Foaly is given a two week holiday by Julius Root in a hotel next to none other but the LEE Lower Elements Electronix Store The biggest and best elctronic store above and below the earth. How will he wreck it this time? Rated K for swearing in Gnommish

Butler-centric. A brief look back on his life and how it wasn't ever, really, his. One-shot.

Two hearts broke because her confession wasn't taken seriously. But now that heartbreak is destroying what they have now, and what could be. And someone's back. Or maybe it's not her... AF/HS. AF/MP at the very beginning. Yuck.

A series of stories tracing Artemis and Holly over the course of a lifetime. In this installment: Myles does not believe in Santa, and is rather surprised to find his brother meeting elves under the mistletoe.