Just when you thought Artemis was happy and his marriage was blissful another painful tale is unearthed in which Artemis faces perhaps his greatest betrayal.

This tale goes beyond the terrifying, beyond the surreal, beyond the truly evil. This tale speaks of a creature so horrifying, even Artemis Fowl, courageous and brave cannot help but quiver in fear before it, how will he survive this terrifying encounter?

There's a reason they call Artemis a genius you know, it's because he's a genius, as he proves in this original and ingenious tale where Artemis has a truly brilliant idea. Unfortunately Artemis's colleagues and friends are not always as intelligent.

a remix of Stacey's Mom. pointless parody.

Artemis Fowl Senior and Angeline went out for dinner Butler has a broken arm and the cook has the day off. What happens when Artemis II wants muffins?

He was frozen. Frozen on the inside, frozen on the outside. Oneshot. A prequel to 'Reminiscence'.

Artemis reflects on his life after the Lost Colony incident, while having a fragmented discussion with Butler. Who remains in his thoughts? Holly. . . HxA cute oneshot

Artemis has schemed his way out of countless perils in the past, but can he put himself in the mind of a simple, sixteen year old antiromancist? He'll have to if he doesn't want Foaly to pull an Opal. [Post Lost Colony]

It's been one year since Commander Julius Root died. Holly has been depressed over it, but can a certain centaur cheer her up?

Artemis has two twin boys who, against everything their parents believe, put all to god. Now they work as the hands of God to cleanse the world. Are the sons of two Atheist's really Angels? rating for violence and conflict of beliefs. As well as language.

REWRITTEN! YAY! Artemis has created a door. Not just any old door. It leads to other worlds! But what about Specters, the maneating creatures invisible to kids? Ugh, I suck at summaries. Better than it sounds, much better. R&R!

Part one of a two part story, story is set after OD, Artemis is almost sixteen and his world is about to come crashing down around him. Will Artemis and Holly pull through once again? Or will this bring an end to the fantasy they have come to know?

What Holly and Artemis do when she visits him on his birthday. Random drabble like thing. They're quite OOC, so I'm sorry. Done when I was bored.

Artemis Fowl always seemed to have a perfect life friends, family, brains, etc. so what could possibly go wrong to make his life hell? Read to find out!

HPAF Crossover. Artemis Fowl is bitten by the werewolf, Remus Lupin. From there his life goes from bad to worse. His parents' minds are erased, his best friend is missing,and he is judged everyday by the students and staff of Hogwarts. A Fowl goes fowler

Don't know if this has been done before, but this is what the gnommish at the bottom of the pages of opal deception sais.

Artemis gets raped? CAN you rape the willing? JK. Incest, underage sex, and Artemis jerking off. Artemis behind the fall of Enron! Who woulda thunk it!

Butler and Juliet question Artemis and Holly on who they would rather date. Small AH. Something random that I came up with. TRIVIA CLOSED! WINNERS ARE XxTotallyObsessedxX and Serenity Cathedral a.k.a. Serena429. It was too easy.

What happens when you take characters from Artemis Fowl, Harry Potter, and Lord of the Rings, give them weird personalities, and throw them together? Two words: mass chaos! Rated PG for reference to alcohol and some minor violence and language.

A oneshot. A normal day of Angeline Fowl's life. R&R! This is my first AF fic. If you find anything strange or off about it, please tell me.

Once upon a time Artemis discovered a love of the library, but that love is about to be put to the test when the library betrays and angers Artemis, will Artemis be able to forgive and forget or will he take revenge?

Butler and Juliet have come up against some powerful and deadly enemies in their lives, but they never bargained on this new foe, they're quick, they're intelligent and they have magical powers unheard of, could this be the end for Butler and Juliet?

We have tracked the ups and downs of Holly and Artemis's relationship for some time and perhaps they are about to come up against their biggest test yet. One that will put both their lives and their sanity in danger.

We must never be seen together...A romance, of sorts. Surprise pairing.

Artemis stared. His eyes bugged. He gasped for breath. “Ses... what?” he said, hoping against hope that he had not heard what he thought he heard. A word he didn't know the meaning of! The horrors! Such a thing had not occurred since first grade!