Two friends meet on the hogwarts express, both are raised by two of the darkest houses know to wizarding kind. Who will win he war?

From "go away" to "come on in," this is James and Lily's story told through a series of knock-knock jokes. [One Shot]

Join Chloe Potter during her fifth year at Hogwarts. She has taken a different path than her twin brother, choosing to side with the dark arts. What adventures await her now as she navigates her life without her brother? Read to find out!

contrary to popular belief, Lucius Malfoy's favorite plant is not the rose. it is, in fact, the Iris.

Fred and George trick their sister into thinking she's NOT on a blind date.

(Side story of Life by the Sea): "What is God, but perfection? And what is perfection, but the apotheosis of the self? That is the great work, to achieve the perfect being." In which Harry tells Draco that he need not build his house on his father's shores, and Draco listens.

Antonin Dolohov would be the one to find the cure for dragon pox and save wizardkind, but at what cost?

The important relationships of Remus Lupin

Percy sees her sunlit by the stream, their secret meeting place, but Luna's tired of it being a secret.

Dolohov has the job of ferrying souls to the Underworld after one little mistake and now that mistake is about to come back to haunt him. Greek!AU Crack!Fic

Entry for Season 10 Round five of the Quidditch League Fanfiction Competition. Set during The Marauders era. Severus Snape laments on memories with Lily Evans when he is exploring the Amortentia potion.

During his parents' fights, Snape takes comfort in a broken chair and a colony of ants.

A wish and Rosalie becomes Rose Potter, older sister to the boy-who-lived, Harry Potter. She ends up in Harry's fourth year at Hogwarts, during the events of the Goblet of Fire. She plans on saving as many people as she can, starting by making sure that Cedric won't compete in the Tournament. And the only way to that is by becoming the Hogwarts Champion herself. SS/OC eventually.

Two gamers are killed as they finish testing a new VR Game, Death seeing that they will be useful are sent to an alternate version of the Harry Potter universe in hopes of repairing what the evil version of one of the players has done to it, and bring the light of hope back to the people who had it so crudely destroyed. AU Harem Story.

Muggle AU, Remus receives a text from Sirius telling him to come to the park to talk. When he gets there, Sirius seems on the verge of tears. What could the news be? **Written for TQLFC S10 Competition: What Do You Prefer?**

In a quiet Elf world, lived the Elf Princess Eileen with her human husband Tobias and their child Severus. As the time went, Tobias shows his real nature of prejudiced and supremacist man. Severus is therefore faced with an horrible decision as he must protect his people. Elf!AU Written for QLFC round 5

Teddy Lupin is a very curious boy. Is he going to bite off more than he can chew though when it comes to Theresa Charles? Written for the QLFC.

hermione submits to sev and luc

This is a crack fic where Voldemort is sorted into Ravenclaw instead of Slytherin and is a mad scientist (Unspeakable) villain rather than a Dark Lord. He is a math and physics genius and wants to achieve immortality via discovering equations to extend time turners and make his favorite subjects mandatory classes at Hogwarts. I may write a serious version of this fic later on.

Seven year old Regulus' first use of accidental magic lands him in a field somewhere in the west country of England.

Before Cedric was the strapping young Hufflepuff tragically cut down before he had the chance to live his life, Cedric was a mischievous little infant...at least that's what his mother found out while taking care of him.

"You look cute in Brown." "Honestly, I don't get why you love Brown." Staring into her brown eyes, he shook his head. "Because it's beautiful." No one would understand it, and he was ok with it.

This is just Harry Potter written by a raving lunatic named ChatGPT. Expects extreme vulgar languages, sexual innuendos. Straight up sex between characters with no one the wiser. Also, this damn writer has memory of a goldfish. It won't remember anything from previous chapter, so sit back and enjoy the story. Read it at your own sanity

Lord Gryffindor sets his sights on a lovely maiden to be his Queen. The only thing that could possibly be a trouble is her brother, Lord Salazar Slytherin. Though, that is such an insignificant fact compared to his feelings for her. Kingdom AU - Godric Gryffindor/Amynta Slytherin

Being the apprentice of an evil Sea Enchantress is nothing like the stories you read within the pages of your dry and dusty books. There are dark creatures to hunt and lowly merfolk to terrorize and Hermione is all too eager to please her Master. That is until she makes a bold request.